Dolph Lundgren’s penis (This is happening.)

May 12th, 2009 // 135 Comments

Ever find yourself watching Rocky IV and thinking “Man, I wonder what Ivan Drago’s penis would look like after 20 years of aging”?

Merry Christmas!

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that if you get fired for, I will laugh. Hysterically.

superficial

  1. C4C

    um..thank you.

  2. C4C

    um..thank you.

  3. Biggie_Robs

    I must break you.

  4. Sly Stallone

    No, I’ve never had to wonder Superfish writter. We’ve compared our beautiful man meats regularly over the years. You know, to make sure all the steroids haven’t shrunken me to much down there.

    First!

  5. Dana

    He used to be hot.

  6. who gives a shit

    What in the hell makes you think people want to see the douchbags dick. Just because you do doesn’t mean I’m gonna click on that fucking star. Superficial, officially “jumped the shark”. Your going to have to find some fine ass tail to make up for this one.

  7. xxxdeadgirlsuperstarxxx

    wow

  8. xxxdeadgirlsuperstarxxx

    #9 Nobody forced you too click on this photo.

  9. Jabba Jaw

    @9 I bet you still clicked on the star. Lol.

  10. xxxdeadgirlsuperstarxxx

    #9 nobody forced you to click on the photo.

  11. Randal's Anus

    Dolph, you’ve performed in some pretty awesome movies over the years, (Johnny Mnemonic, Bridge of Dragons, Fat Slags), and you never ever disappoint.

    My hat is off to you sir. You’ve kept your body, clearly, and your wonderful sense of humor.

    With that said, I was wondering if you could swing by my house for some man on man sex? I’ve always wanted my “back end’ stretched out by the biggest man in town.

    • frankenstine

      so you love it in the poodadiwoopadie? hows about i jam 18% of my size 11 rite boot in you’re poopadiwoopadie?

  12. xxdeadgirlsuperstarxx

    I’m just going to assume you did click on the star. Why else would be so offended?

  13. who gives a shit's computer

    #12 No shit, he pounded my left mouse button within an inch of its life. I may have to delete the submale and gay porn that’s clogging up 60% of my hard drive in retaliation.

  14. cash4king

    Tha’t's just nasty….my johnson looks 10x better than that lumpy bumby thing he calls mr. happy.

  15. kitty

    It’s not horrendous. Not beautiful, but not as wrinkled and distorted as it could have been.

  16. kmn

    His dick is tiny.

  17. I’m sure THE FAGGOTS can sleep now, folks!!

  18. Mmmm… uncut….

  19. Amy

    I would have like to see this…twenty years ago. I could have sworn to God that I heard he was hung back in the late 80′s-early 90′s, but now…yeah. He used to be one of the most gorgeous men on the planet, but it seems that age hasn’t been so kind on him.

    And it’s ridiculous how insecure some men up in here are. You don’t want to see Lundgren peen–don’t click.

  20. Amy

    I would have like to see this…twenty years ago. I could have sworn to God that I heard he was hung back in the late 80′s-early 90′s, but now…yeah. He used to be one of the most gorgeous men on the planet, but it seems that age hasn’t been so kind on him.

    And it’s ridiculous how insecure some men up in here are. You don’t want to see Lundgren peen–don’t click.

  21. darth

    I hate the jackasses who comment on this shit. SHUT UP! You are not the superfish, nor are you funny. Stop trying. God, and stop being racist homophobes, retards.

  22. i think he is not sure about his penis. or peoples dont believe

    for more fun click on my name

  23. George Costanza

    There was SHRINKAGE!!!

  24. Pussy Galore

    Looks like a turtle’s head starting to pop out of his shell. Funny.

  25. camel_toe

    he’s probably a GROWER not a SHOWER

  26. RedFantaGirl

    Okay, The Superficial is not just for horny guys. So all those douche bags always complaining whenever some mancandy is posted need to shut the hell up. More penis, say the ladies. More!

  27. v tard

    Honestly, very few guys look good when flaccid. You guys KNOW this. If you think you know a guy who does and is a celeb, put it through to SuperFish. I’m sure he wants to do a theme or something.

    Considering some of the penile horror we’ve been put through and the comments on this article…I was expecting a lot worse.

    I find the fact that he “trims the hedges” at his age more surprising than anything else. Also respect that he’s looked after the rest of him. Even more moptivation to keep going to the gym.

  28. shankyouverymuch

    Well at least now we know for sure, Dolph’s definitely NOT a filthy JEW :O)

  29. Dooley

    #24 Let’s see now – you rant against racists and homophobes by using the name of the Lord in vain and refering to people as “retards”. Interesting.

  30. Bo

    He was sooooo damn sexy back in his day.

  31. required name

    it’s surprisingly less gross than his body

  32. dd

    OMG!! that´s a hmmm penis.

  33. kaitlin

    ohhh yeah. finally. you can see his balls in punisher. but now this.

    i love dolph.

    showdown in little tokyo is an awesome movie.

  34. quake

    i peeked

  35. Joseph

    #36 Your are so right…Showdown in Little Tokyo and Punisher…classic movies

  36. Superbiggerevil

    I’ll just bet that Randal has let Dolph’s “Drago” push his tonsils back more than a few times, eh?

  37. linda green

    Recently, I found a hot club

    —SeekBi.com—

    Just for sexy gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, sexy singles. Don’t miss your lover.

  38. acorn anyone..?

    Looks just like a penis except smaller….

  39. Jon

    That’s some girthy man meat he’s got there.

    When erect, that’d be thick enough for most size queens.

  40. Gando

    Eww! His belly is keeping his weenie dry!

  41. eternalcanadian

    Yummo! Could do with less manscaping there. Nothing wrong with a bit of fur around the trunk, eh? He looks good for an older man, definitely thick and a grower. Already commented on the same picture on another web-site.

  42. Darth

    where did they catch this Montauk monster?

  43. chlöe

    What a tiny pathetic dick
    he should be ashamed of himself

  44. wow..

    More penis, say the ladies. More!!!! – I AGREE and just so all of you men know: “A penis when limp, is not a reliable indication of size when erect.” -Cosmopolitan

  45. guy

    dolph lundgren is a fulbright scholar. doesnt mean he can act, but he’s no dummy

  46. Drunkman

    For once I’m glad you used the stars.

  47. Jibbly Biggins

    Vomit….gag….this guy is so disgusting. Oh why, why did I click the starred picture?!

Leave A Comment