Duane “Dog” Chapman appeared on Larry King Live for another round of public apologizing. I decided to post some pics of Dog and his wife Beth leaving the studio because you can’t help but stare at them. It’s like a fat woman smuggling watermelons in her ridiculously low top. But with the hilarity of extreme sunglasses. Also, scope out Larry King. Seriously, who’s dressing this guy? His outfit sort of says “Hey, I’m on my way to one of those independent rock n’ roll performances the young people talk about. Right after I drink my Metamucil.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
leatherdaddy | November 8, 2007 at 1:31 pm
whoo hoo! first!!!!!
Duchess of Dork | November 8, 2007 at 1:31 pm
She’s kinda creepy looking.. in a next door neighbor kinda way.
Uncle Eccoli | November 8, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Holy SHIT! Larry King’s got LEGS?!? I always thought he was a muppet.
ha8ter | November 8, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I didn’t know Britney got a boob job!!!
IJustHadTo | November 8, 2007 at 1:36 pm
I swear, that’s what Britney is going to look like in a few years.
? for breast men | November 8, 2007 at 1:39 pm
do breast men think that this looks good?
would you do this or kate hudson?
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I haden’t seen his wife before. I wish I could rewind my brain..
but what do you expect for mr. mullet man chest showin bling bling wearin guy?..
Dawn | November 8, 2007 at 1:41 pm
@6 Kate Hudson
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Speaking of Dog(s), just imagine how much skin you could get off his wife.
Kate Hudson | November 8, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Very funny. So she’s the heavyweight champ of which pro wrestling organization? I couldn’t quite make out the lettering on her championship belt.
steve | November 8, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Larry looks like Pee Wee Herman’s morose grandfather.
M.C. | November 8, 2007 at 1:45 pm
OK! Let’s get this party started!
“Damn niggas!”
IWONKY | November 8, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Holy Double Dog Shit, Batman!
Jimbo | November 8, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Larry King’s hunchback is the perfect height to hold up Mrs. Dog’s runaways mams while she walks.
21st century digital boy | November 8, 2007 at 1:48 pm
King looks like a hipster. And Jesus God… are those two capable of not looking like compete freaks at any given moment of their lives?
I guess they consider Hot Topic to be the classy fashion alternative the way they probaby imagine Applebees is a restaurant for sophisticated palletes.
DA | November 8, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Damn, that would be one fine titty-fuck.
IWONKY | November 8, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Finally, something Britney can aspire to…,
Pat | November 8, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Looks like somebody already spackled Larry’s face for his TV show.
Big | November 8, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Torpedo alert
man your battle stations
Gary | November 8, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I would not like to be her back.
Jimbo | November 8, 2007 at 1:51 pm
@16 – you mean him or her?
mommy's boy | November 8, 2007 at 1:52 pm
My mother has tits this big and i got to nurse on them until i was 12.
IWONKY | November 8, 2007 at 1:53 pm
I’d rather do her or just chop it off.
Janey | November 8, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Larry’s only a few years away from being the old fart on Family Guy who has a crush on Chris.
DA | November 8, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Her.
Dog likes big black nig ger dicks up his asshole.
Chef | November 8, 2007 at 1:54 pm
The title should have been more correctly written, “The Dog and the Bounty Hunter on Larry King Live.”
Tits McCholo | November 8, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Woooo…. you know, Larry’s married like a million younger ladies. I think this latest one is in her 30s or 40s, so I’m sure she’s the one dressing him, so if she squints a little, he looks kinda young from afar, and she can shut her eyes and imagine he’s the gardner or pool boy or something.
As far as Dog and Bitch go, I think that they are in a SERIOUS need for “What Not To Wear” and i would give anything to tie him up and shave that damn mullet.
TOO. MUCH. SUN.
Fag | November 8, 2007 at 1:56 pm
@24,
“I know what boys like………I know what boys want…….”
He is the funniest character on Family Guy.
Tits McCholo | November 8, 2007 at 1:56 pm
“Get your fat space ass back here.”
Cindee | November 8, 2007 at 1:57 pm
I don’t know how Larry kept a straight face during the call-in segment when he had to say “Boulder, hello!”
IWONKY | November 8, 2007 at 1:58 pm
I guess the mullet would give you something to hold his ass down while you’re pounding it…,
stuff my muff | November 8, 2007 at 1:58 pm
larry king looks like mr. burns from the simpsons.
stuff my muff | November 8, 2007 at 1:58 pm
larry king looks like mr. burns from the simpsons.
castanza | November 8, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Larry looks like a PIMP!
rick | November 8, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Is it just me or does Larry look like Mr. Burns on the Simpsons????
Jimbo | November 8, 2007 at 2:00 pm
I would love to have full ejaculation on those big ass tits
Lucy | November 8, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Larry looks just like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons! I can’t believe nobody noticed that.
Patrice | November 8, 2007 at 2:02 pm
I wonder how many long-lost twinkies are mashed under her giant tits?
mamadough | November 8, 2007 at 2:08 pm
i bet their sex is frustrating and ineffective and smells like musty leather….kinda like that scene with T-Rex from ‘Orgasmo”….
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 2:11 pm
38- haha! Maybe Brit could help. She’s like a drug sniffing dog when it comes to Twinkies!..
Andrew C | November 8, 2007 at 2:12 pm
I was gonna make a Britney joke, but it looks like I’ve been beaten to it….
so instead… why in the hell is Larry King dressing like my 10 year old nephew? Nice converse all-stars, d00de!
dog's wife | November 8, 2007 at 2:12 pm
dog’s wife is one sick looking bitch. She looks like your geriatric aunt mabel that comes over at thanksgiving, smells like a diseased vagina, has a mustache, and tries to kiss you, and makes babies cry.
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Oh, and Mr. Fish, riddle me this. Why is wedgie proof undies made by 8 year olds and Winona Ryder looking like a skeleton kissing a guy that looks like Ron Burgandy on the “so freaking hot” section?..
Auntie Kryst | November 8, 2007 at 2:15 pm
@34 Agreed. I’m digging his shoes. I be they have orthotics in them, but still look cool. Right now his 8th(?) wife is being born. Rock on Larry.
On another note, I think we’ve covered off the whole Dog Chapman fiasco right?
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Veggi, I don’t even have a so freaking hot section anymore. Man I gotta stop downloading porn on this computer, it’s screwing it up!!!..
Is is two martini lunch time yet?..
www.nakedcelebs.com | November 8, 2007 at 2:21 pm
how cares really??
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 2:23 pm
FRIST!! There’s nothing hawt there anyway……. and remember, do NOT turn away from the porn!!!!!..
I’ll bring the popcorn..
and YESSSSSSSS!!!!!! I’d go for a pitcher..
toonkinstein | November 8, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I FORGIVE YOU DOG!!! COMEBACK ON T.V. I am having Dog the Bounty Hunter withdrawls….funny thiught…in Dog’s time spot on A&E they first program they run instead of Dog was a SWAT program and the SWAT team were busting up a house with a bunch of African Americans…..they irony of it all…..
so niggah please!!!!! Oh yeah….go ahead with your self righteous tiraid about how inappropriate that is…..signed….a casino indiian…. I ain’t no ‘slurppy indian”!!!!…….
Feckless | November 8, 2007 at 2:29 pm
1) my fucking eyes! Fish
2) they look almost identical: she uses more bleach, shaves, and her breasts
are slightly larger
3) I wonder how often she gets to be on top?
4) my fucking eyes!
Phallic | November 8, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Larry King looks fuckin’ chill.
Actually, when he got into his Hummer sittin’ on 25″, sources say. he was heard playing the new Jay – Z record, American Gangster, singing along in the background: “that’s my biiiiiiiicth”