Dog the Bounty Hunter almost had something cool happen. Almost.

April 22nd, 2009 // 73 Comments

Duane “Dog” Chapman and his bounty hunters claimed to have been shot at yesterday during an arrest. TMZ reports:

According to police in Colorado Springs, Colo., Chapman and bail bondsman Bobby Brown were attempting to bring in a man named Hoang Nguyen when he allegedly fired at least one shot at Chapman and Brown with a handgun before fleeing on a motorcycle.
Chapman and Brown were armed with paintball guns and returned fire.
Hoang was later arrested without incident by Chapman early this morning.

Dog’s camera crew conveniently missed the whole thing – because, holy shit, it didn’t happen:

We just spoke with Colorado Springs Police, and they say as of right now, they’ve found no evidence of a shot fired — including no bullet hole or shell casing at the scene. They say the information that a shot was fired came from Dog’s camp.

I don’t know what’s worse: That Dog runs around with a paintball gun dressed like Mickey Rourke’s retarded brother, or that he had to make up his own story about being shot at because, let’s face it, his job really isn’t that badass. I think once on his show Dog tackled a guy then cried for twenty minutes in his car. I’ve seen tougher vigilante justice from Fonzie.

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  1. THE FUN-FAIR COSTOMERS ARRIVED, folks?

  2. FACE

    I wish he had gotten shot and killed by that asian guy after he slurred blacks and still got his show back. Or better yet, gotten shot by the asian guy and then had his life saved by a black doctor who he would refer to as a N.

  3. The Gaborg

    Holy shitsonian, who put the Mickster and Chuck Norris in Jeff Goldblum’s blender together???

  4. Ketielynn

    I do NOT believe DOG would lie about that. I believe him.

  5. The Gaborg

    Aslo, why is he married to Anna Latifah Smith?

  6. kitkat3000

    @49 awesome, and you’re adorable

  7. Susan "Perky"

    What I find so wrong about this band ofgypsy’sis that they all gather hand and pray before they go out and grab someone of the the street and call them M——F——, GD this GD that, how stupid id that?

  8. Dollface28

    He’s God’s people, YOU ARE ALLLLLLLL GOING TO HELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You People are the reason why GOD is SICK OF THIS WORLD

  9. whatever

    his wife looks better here than any other photo i’ve seen of her….seriously, why isn’t anyone making fun of how Dog dresses/looks? Why this incessant trashing of his wife? Seriously, the double standards of our society…

  10. whatever

    his wife looks better here than any other photo i’ve seen of her….seriously, why isn’t anyone making fun of how Dog dresses/looks? Why this incessant trashing of his wife? Seriously, the double standards of our society…

  11. whatever (again)

    and i have no idea why my comment posted twice.

  12. JK

    I thought it had to be a joke when i first saw the show. A tubby old man in leather and his Dolly Parton side kick were getting out of what seemed to be a black coupe style cheap japanese import and then ‘arresting’ a MdDonalds drive through window clerk. I didnt know what the ‘&*£ was going on as we don’t see any of this in the UK..! Here – trashie estate people abuse the cops who have no power to arrest them – this show was the compleeeete opposite of this lol. I don’t think I will ever visit the USA, maybe only NYC…I’d be petrified of this Hells Angels family touching me with their leather gloves – vile !!

  13. autum mcquay

    my name is autum i a 21 and if i could get ahold of dog i would because i want to be a bounty hunter and he is the best of the best and i would want his guidence to help me acheive my goal

  14. autum mcquay

    my name is autum i a 21 and if i could get ahold of dog i would because i want to be a bounty hunter and he is the best of the best and i would want his guidence to help me acheive my goal

  15. A wanted man

    Dog ur a sorry excuse for a man. U think ur some kind of soldier with ur bitch ass paintball guns. Give it up

  16. Your MOM

    What a fucking joke. He thinks he is some kind of soldier. He isnt shit with his paintball gun. Gimmie a fuckin break. Give it up mullet boy.

  17. johnny diaz

    you guys who are posting these HATER comments just missed the true picture not only the DOG is getting paid for these captures but he is also getting paid for the show while you guys are living your sorry ass lives barely making it,eating,you guys are the true losers in this life!!!!!!!!name one good thing that any of you have achieved in life besides being born and immediately forgoten about fucking LOSERS

  18. nick

    First of all, all you morons who think he is using a regular paintball gun are fucking retards, those are state of the art mace paint ball shooting guns, even law enforcement uses them as a non-lethal option, dumbasses. Second of all Dog has proven himself as such a top level fugitive tracker that he was made an honorary police officer despite having served a prison sentence. So you morons he could pack a gun if he damn well pleased, he just doesnt do it because he is such a good man he would want to kill someone over making a mistake. Actually God is how the real cops should be, he doesnt sit there and bust again for personal drugs and shit, but he cares about people and wants to see them get their lives back on track and hold them responsible when called for. Don’t bash a good man trying to do good works you jerks, especially when you don’t even know what the hell your talking about.

  19. nick

    I meant Dog not God, so none of you fools make a cheap shot big deal about it, the main point is your bashing someone doing something good and in a way that isnt even the truth, so shut your mouths.

  20. David S.

    Dog the bounty hunter is a joke,when do you capture someone then they turn into Dog’s buddy,Let him come to the real world the south side of Chicago and pull out a paint ball gun to capture someone he’d be dead before he can say fake tan or chandelier hair ( what is that junk hanging in his hair did Dog crawl threw costume jewelry store ? ).It looks like the people they pick up are lousy Hawaiian actors probably desperate for money because they lost there job handing towels out on the beach.It may work in Hawaii where they smoke pot and walk around like they have all the time in the world I’ve see a lot of Hawaiians and there no ball of fire,but in a major city criminals aren’t that lame there tough and out right mean,Dog wouldn’t even last a day then be called Dead the bounty hunter.

  21. David S.

    What the hell does Bra mean why don’t those people learn English?
    I like how Dog and his crew tell a person there under arrest find crack and a crack pipe then just crush it pour it out and go to the station without it.Hey Dog maybe we should do that with the real police and all crimes destroy the evidence for them SMART.
    Lets see Kmart security guard then paint ball gun bail bonds men that how it went?
    Someone said oh there mace paint ball guns the police use,well tell me how would it work against a real criminal with a real gun in a real city ,it would be like bringing a water pistol to shotgun fight.
    I wish they would take these fake reality shows off the air,put more intelligent shows on so we don’t have to wonder if we’ll hit a station with Dog his filthy mouth and his truck stop filthy mouth bimbo Wife.
    The filthy language is so good for kids to hear if they come across Dog’s show.
    Cable just keeps getting lower and lower class thank you Dog for helping that.

  22. dog bounty shit

    he is trailer trash, if he returns back to jail me might get shanked or be some ones bitch…

  23. This nano not capture anything. Remove the snake and remove their shoes, and perhaps, maybe someone could take him seriously. This is the funniest thing to see someone shot the fire, and returned fire with a paintball gun.

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