Dog says ‘Surf’s up, racism!’

December 12th, 2007 // 63 Comments

I couldn’t resist posting this picture of Duane “Dog” Chapman grabbing a smoke outside of a Greenwich Village restaurant yesterday. The dude has pretty much fallen off the face of the planet since the whole N-word debacle. But I know that scientifically can’t be possible because his wife’s breasts are still blocking the sun allowing the Earth to enjoy eight hours of darkness.

Photo: Pacific Coast News
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  1. TheTenia

    Hey 37, the civil war is over bud. There is no North and South. Just Americans, and last I checked the lowest test scores in the country come from the inner city NORTH. Oh yeah and most of the great writers of said books you mention are from the South. Poe, Capote, Twain , Faulkner etc etc etc.

  2. Lucy

    “We should burn this Racist prick alive.”

    Yes, because I’m sure you’ve never made a racist remark or stereotyped anyone in your entire life, Mr. Righteous.

  3. Your person joining teri hatcher in the madhouse. YOU TWO MATCH EXTREMELY WELL: THIS IS THE NEW “DREAM COUPLE”!!

  4. D. Richards (Poor-minded.)

    “Dog” is such a piece-of trash. A no-talent piece-of shit. I just want him to fucking die now. People would ask me before it wasn’t politically correct to like the “Dog”; do you watch “Bounty”? Fuck no I don’t watch that trash! Have your fucking head looked at.. Get the fuck away from me. Cunt.

    What the fuck is going through the minds of television producers? Nothing.. You know there’s this guy, I think his names “Dog”. Apparently he’s a bounty hunter or something – - he lives in Hawaii; yeah, he’s a bounty hunter, and he lives in Hawaii! Amazing! But yeah, I thought the same thing: they have that many fugitives in beautiful Hawaii? Okay. Anyway, what if, we send a film crew to follow this guy – does he have a wife (?), not sure, we’ll look in to it – but the film crew follows the guy around Hawaii and video tapes him (…) busting people? Yes! Yes! Money. Does he smoke? He will! Wait, and he’s from Texas?! Can it get any better?

  5. IKE

    Hehehehe. He looks like Chuck Norris’ DAD.

  6. tony415263

    he is a cool man.someone just found he is wondering on the online sugar baby site seekingsugar.com, a place for rich men to seek extramarital relationship… you can guess what he is doing there if she really joined the service.

  7. woodhorse

    #56 You are fucking Ganesh and the Sacred Cow. If you don’t stop doing this for a living (no matter how hungry your 11 children named Lakshmi are) you will spontaneouly combust into a fireball of epic proportions right over New Delhi and all your neighbors will know.

  8. Narcissist

    Where can I get this snappy outfit? And them flabby guts?

  9. OMG. It is said that this guy had a profile at a niche interracial dating site named interracialconnect.com. Does he want an interracial marriage
    like Hottest Interracial Celebrity Couple Seal and Heidi Klum?

  10. Pastafarian

    Nice boots. I haven’t seen those since like 1987. What a hillbilly. Oh and nice try Julee. Everybody recognizes those post as spam. I’m insulted you think I’m that stupid.

  11. Whateva

    he’s no different than the people that post on this site with the stupid comments. He just got caught… and the people who post the racist crap here.. have not yet.. ,but yet.. I bet they smile in a ‘N’s face all day @ work… or wherever

  12. Whateva

    he’s no different than the people that post on this site with the stupid comments. He just got caught… and the people who post the racist crap here.. have not yet.. ,but yet.. I bet they smile in a ‘N’s face all day @ work… or wherever

  13. Kick

    You know he just REEKS of drakaar noir!!!

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