I couldn’t resist posting this picture of Duane “Dog” Chapman grabbing a smoke outside of a Greenwich Village restaurant yesterday. The dude has pretty much fallen off the face of the planet since the whole N-word debacle. But I know that scientifically can’t be possible because his wife’s breasts are still blocking the sun allowing the Earth to enjoy eight hours of darkness.
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FRIST!! | December 12, 2007 at 3:46 pm
FRIST Biatches
BIG | December 12, 2007 at 3:49 pm
nice boots Dog. I hope they are paid for.
Holly | December 12, 2007 at 3:50 pm
youre stupid dogg papman
tp | December 12, 2007 at 3:50 pm
I want to swing from his nappy hair and yoddel like Tarzan.
Jimbo | December 12, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Second you fuckin cunt.
douglas | December 12, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Get a Life FIRST….its a darn shame you have nothing esle going in your world where being first brings you such joy.
Shep | December 12, 2007 at 3:51 pm
I wonder if he’s still a “hero” in his town
Jimbo | December 12, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Goddamn lag! It’s not like that when I’m with a girl. I bet.
Freddie Sirmans | December 12, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Your blog is very, very interesting.
Tamara | December 12, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I still love the dog.
douglas | December 12, 2007 at 3:53 pm
My joy is having a mullet like dawg
Superevil | December 12, 2007 at 3:58 pm
I think I saw his profile on meetrichwhitetrash.com Anyone know if this is true?
FRIST!!! | December 12, 2007 at 3:59 pm
He could sniff my butt and do me doggiestyle, any time!!!
Jimbo | December 12, 2007 at 4:00 pm
@5 & 8 Die Troll!!
nignog | December 12, 2007 at 4:01 pm
every1 shuld get over it. everyones a little bit racist sometimes ( like the avenue q song) lol no matter how much u deny it.
that guy is the shit
veggi | December 12, 2007 at 4:03 pm
I would like to see for myself exactly how low his balls hang. And possibly how they taste. And how their product tastes. But if he scooted on my rug, the deal would be off. That’s Jimbo’s world, not mine.
TheLostGirl | December 12, 2007 at 4:06 pm
He’s still a douche bag with weird hair you say… interesting!
FRIST!!! | December 12, 2007 at 4:10 pm
#6, that wasn’t me, you idiot, and I really don’t care that you think I have no life. Because I’m proud of that fact..
Actually I just don’t feel like working today..
Jimbo | December 12, 2007 at 4:11 pm
@14 I hate you, troll. *I* am the real Jimbo, now where is my bukkake?
FRIST!!! | December 12, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Jimbo you’ll have to scrape it off my face.
Jimbo | December 12, 2007 at 4:15 pm
@19 Hey Troll, your brother is calling. He wants to bend you over the bed and do you again.. You know how much you love taking care of your brother. You better go now..
woodhorse | December 12, 2007 at 4:17 pm
I can’t figure out who he thinks he is – The Legend of Billy Jack???? The Indian Guy who cried a single tear over pollution?
Domino | December 12, 2007 at 4:18 pm
I’m not saying what he did and said is acceptable, but I think we go a little overboard with ostrasizing people. What he said wasn’t nearly as bad as Michael Richards rant. Yeah, he is a bit of a white trash redneck, but he did bring that piece-of-shit, Andrew Luster to justice, so that makes him ok in my book.
woodhorse | December 12, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Hi Wally.
Don’t you know Santa Claus is watching you?
FRIST!!! | December 12, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Ok, #20 troll, you may take over for me. I have to get some work done now..
Have fun!!!!!
Jimbo | December 12, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Jimbo Says I came Frist last night
Jimbo | December 12, 2007 at 4:33 pm
@26 HAHAHA you so funny you stupid fucking troll..
pointandlaugh | December 12, 2007 at 4:33 pm
poor Dog. I kinda liked him.
sid | December 12, 2007 at 4:38 pm
He’s the aging Vega-hipster uncle that everybody is embarrassed about.
eastcoastgirl | December 12, 2007 at 4:42 pm
I felt kinda sorry for him that his kid totally screwed him over. Still, he shouldn’t have been so stupid.
MNS | December 12, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Cowabunga, Ni … hey, leggo of the DAWG’S arm! No thanks, I’ll scratch my own ass!
Auntie Kryst | December 12, 2007 at 4:55 pm
The only thing funnier than Dog Chapman eating at a Greenwich Village restaurant is the headline. Surf’s up racism! That’s some funny shit Brah.
Jodie | December 12, 2007 at 5:17 pm
dowwwwg the bountyyyyy hunteeeerrrr!
XFILE102 | December 12, 2007 at 5:46 pm
#30 what?? Your only concerns are that his kid exposed him and that he was stupid enough to get caught?? We should burn this Racist prick alive. Dawg the Bounty Hunter Bonfire. We should attach his nuts to a car battery that will shock him every time he uses any slurs.
FRIST!!! | December 12, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Why is he so damn ugly???
zz | December 12, 2007 at 5:55 pm
I adore him. I’m glad he’s still kicking.
Kicking ASS.
Got get ‘em dog.
Racism rocks.
Shep | December 12, 2007 at 6:12 pm
And theres how you’ve divided a country Dog.
The majority of the racist ignorant south who voted George Bush in all still love dog the bounty hunter
and The majority of the North who have opened a book in the last decade know that words like N***** and racism and George Bush kinda realize we can do without them.
Still remember when I talked to a guy from the south and asked him how in the world could you vote for George Bush (cause i’m pretty sure I would of voted for a monkey if that was the alternative)
He replied with
“Well Boya, It’s dem better der to vote for dee devil you know den dee devil you don’t”
Words of wisdom which leave me still enlightened……………..
J-Sin | December 12, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Dog= Full of FAIL!
Jack Tripper | December 12, 2007 at 6:42 pm
This is a petty, unrelated comment, but her breast allow the earth to enjoy “8 hours of darkness”? I am pretty sure that it is dark for more than 8 hours each day. Okay that was very stupid to point out. Thanks ya’ll
fearsarewishes | December 12, 2007 at 6:43 pm
I can’t believe that this mullet-sportin’, giant jug lovin’, goofy sunglass wearin’ assclown jaboney was allowed within 100 miles of NYC.
Indianapolis? Sure. Dallas? Yup. LA? You betcha. But, NYC? Dog must have got lost and stumbled in the back door. That’s right, the Bronx.
eastcoastgirl | December 12, 2007 at 6:44 pm
@#34 stfu ya fuckin fanatical jerk.
eastcoastgirl | December 12, 2007 at 6:49 pm
btw I think anyone who uses racial slurs is stupid. That includes black people who call each other the N word,
J-Sin | December 12, 2007 at 7:22 pm
As a blackman, i endorse #42′s statement.
Sue | December 12, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Stop smoking, already! Your face is looking like an old catchers mitt!
Dorito man | December 12, 2007 at 7:33 pm
LOL@22
I think he is emulating what he thinks Danny Bonaduce will like like in five years..
TS | December 12, 2007 at 7:46 pm
#6, douglas, while your sentiment was in the right place (because people who claim first are fucking idiots), you clearly don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. If you did, you’d know that the real FRIST!!! would never write such a thing. Plus, she uses 3 !’s, not two. And she’s fucking badass. And can drink your ass under the table because like me, she probably has what you could refer to as a drinking problem. Anyways, decent effort on your part, but for future reference know who is a troll and who is not, or just keep your fucking trap shut.
makemepuke | December 12, 2007 at 8:01 pm
The Dawg is living proof that religion turns people into complete fuckin hypocrites….ie. religion is like a cloak people wear to pretend that they are more righteous than they really are…as long as they say the GOD word a few times a day and “pray” then they are showing the world that they are really good people who care about others and society but all the while behind closed doors committing all the usual human acts of indecency and harm to their fellow man. Hey Dawg, take this home to your wife ….( who is by the way a totally gorgeous babe if she could just lose a few fuckin pounds!!)…and wannabee law enforcment Nazi children….. your a fuckin phoney ass lying prick!
Ewa Beach Kanaka | December 12, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Catching a smoke eh? See how he even hides the cigarette behind him so its not in the picture? Sneaky man. No trust, liar. Hawaii is made up of many people, some good and some not. Duane Chapman is not Hawaiian, he doesn’t have the integrity to be a true Hawaiian man.
Igottabemeeee | December 12, 2007 at 9:24 pm
You guys hate him because he said the N word in a private conversation? You have never said anything in a PRIVATE conversation that you wouldn’t want played on international media round the clock? This is ridiculous. Don’t the other things he does in his life (help people out, track down criminals, etc.) kind of balance it out? Does he act like he’s racist when he’s dealing with people directly? Isn’t that what counts?
Ted from LA | December 12, 2007 at 10:08 pm
This guy smokes? You have got to be shitting me! He looks so clean-cut. Next thing you’re going to tell me that he drinks, he’s a racist moron, and his wife is a slob. God bless America.