Dog figures out he’s not black after all

November 7th, 2007 // 136 Comments
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Duane “Dog” Chapman appeared on Fox News’ Hannity & Colmes last night to apologize for his racist remarks and explain himself. Dog felt he had a “special connection” with black America and used to say “I’m black, too.”

“In other words, my whole life I’ve been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that…so when I stood there and said, ‘I kind of know what you feel like, because I’ve been there, too,’ that I felt that I could embrace and like, as brothers…say the word.”

“I now learned I’m not black at all, and I never did it out of hate,” Chapman continued. “This sounds so stupid. I always did it out of love. Other white guys would be like, ‘Boy, who does Dog think he is? Dog can say that.’ And black guys would be with me and walk with me and respect me.

“So, I went too far with that.”

I’m going to go out on a limb here, but you know how Dog the Bounty Hunter could’ve figure out he’s not black? He could’ve, I dunno, maybe looked in a freaking mirror. Which I’ll assume he recently did and made a startling discovery: “What the hell am I wearing? This seems like an awful lot of leather. Is that an armband? And a fanny pack?! C’mon! Hey, wait a minute, this is strange. My skin, it’s white. And not black. That means I can’t say nig– Ho. Ly. Shit.”

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  1. Narcissist

    Maybe I’ll check out that female bounty hunter show.

    It’s time for a more politically correct bounty hunter. Preferably one with real sexy boobies and a miniskirt.

    Or Boba Fett. That would be good, too.

  2. ph7

    His face is more beaten than a catcher’s mitt.

  3. Dorito man

    He looks like a Sharpei. Dog.

    Anyone wanna bet those are hair pieces woven in?

  4. iburl

    If we didn’t figure it out from his haircut or N-word tirade, the fact he chose to appear on Hannity & Colmes tells us all we need to know about how much of a racist cracker he is.

  5. UV

    I’m black and I call white people crackers and white devils all the time. So honkies, feel free to use me as your n=1 example of why ALL black people use racist words in private.

    Heck, I even say those words in public. Don’t get too excited, now!

    For instance, I was just fired from a job because my boss kept calling me very articulate and well-dressed for “my kind.” I finally snapped and called her an Oompah Loompah looking methhead cracka (without the “er,” because as we’ve all been seeing, removing the “er” makes the racist word valid to use!) who needed to take her white devil ass back to the trailer park. And told her that JC Penney was having a sale on white sheets.

    When she called the police on me (which happened more often than not–I suppose my articulate, well-dressed persona wasn’t enough for her to stop assuming that I was going to steal from her!), I ran around the office and looked for any non-white people to back me up in my racial ranting–because you know, ALL non-white people will just drop everything they’re doing to take up the cause when a non-white person is about to put the smackdown on some honkies. To my amazement, I saw that I was the only non-white person in the company. So I ran around by myself, screaming about how the negro was finally ousted, and that the crazy crack”as” were finally free at last!

    I egged every car I could find, and then sprinkled crushed Saltines on top of them. And then baby powder, because that’s like, extra fucking white.

  6. David

    With a red nose he could be Bozo the Clown.

    American Fascist, Sean Hannidy, is a racist fuck too.

  7. David

    With a red nose he could be Bozo the Clown.

    American Fascist, Sean Hannidy, is a racist fuck too.

  8. BishOP

    What kind of fucking double talk lunacy is this? This has got to be the dumbest shit I have ever heard. Yet another celebrity who opened their mouth too fucking big. He’s gonna have to smoke alot of pole to get out of this one and frankly it’s gonna have to be better than “I’m Black too”.

    Fucking assclown—both the kid and his racist piece of shit father. The kid for airing a private conversation to the press/selling out his father and the fucking retard for saying it in the first place. Both are pieces of trash but in their own unique way.

  9. redsonja1313

    That MULLET is 100% WHITE MAN……no black man has ever sported such an awful hairstyle!!!

  10. Leatherface the Bounty Hunter

    Dog is a meth-ed up chinaman from Hawaii.

  11. whatever

    For once I would like to see a famous person stand up for themselves and say “Yeah, I said ‘nigga’, and anyone who says I can’t say ‘nigga’ is a RACIST.”

    If Snoop and 50 cent can do it, so can Dog.

  12. c

    hey #25 – I agree with you 100%.. AMEN!

    “TV execs are pussies – November 7, 2007 1:36 PM

    It was a private conversation. How many black actors have said “cracker” during private conversations? Probably 100%. And I have no problem with that. It’s not because I’m white and in the majority and not a victim of racism, it’s because I’m a grownup and I don’t believe that what people say in private conversations causes harm to me. If they do it in their roles as public figures, then fine, take ‘em down. People will always take shots and use slurs and talk trash in their private lives. The goal is to make them feel like they can’t do that on the job and get away with it. Requiring more than that is foolish and hypocritical.”

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    I hate you all………….

  14. Tourette's Society

    #113 We need a new poster child. You rectal polyp fuckwad shithairlip available?

  15. There are so many sick racist people posting here. I feel so sorry for you. There are beautiful people of all colors everywhere that live to give unconditional love to whoever they meet. Please ask God to forgive you and heal your hearts.

    Please, I beg of you, go to my site by clicking on my blue name link. I promise, I promise, I promise, as God is my witness, that I am not a troll. If you go to my site, you can begin your life anew and love all of God’s children. Today is the first day of the rest of your life!

    We all bleed red and breathe the same air; can’t we all just get along? Why does race have to be the cause of such dissension and pain? Please, let me help you; just go to my site. Do it now and look at what I have. I love you, I really do! Leave me a comment there and tell me what you think.

    Love & Peace,

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  16. There are so many sick racist people posting here. I feel so sorry for you. There are beautiful people of all colors everywhere that live to give unconditional love to whoever they meet. Please ask God to forgive you and heal your hearts.

    Please, I beg of you, go to my site by clicking on my blue name link. I promise, I promise, I promise, as God is my witness, that I am not a troll. If you go to my site, you can begin your life anew and love all of God’s children. Today is the first day of the rest of your life!

    We all bleed red and breathe the same air; can’t we all just get along? Why does race have to be the cause of such dissension and pain? Please, let me help you; just go to my site. Do it now and look at what I have. I love you, I really do! Leave me a comment there and tell me what you think.

    Love & Peace,

    Lily

  17. There are so many sick racist people posting here. I feel so sorry for you. There are beautiful people of all colors everywhere that live to give unconditional love to whoever they meet. Please ask God to forgive you and heal your hearts.

    Please, I beg of you, go to my site by clicking on my blue name link. I promise, I promise, I promise, as God is my witness, that I am not a troll. If you go to my site, you can begin your life anew and love all of God’s children. Today is the first day of the rest of your life!

    We all bleed red and breathe the same air; can’t we all just get along? Why does race have to be the cause of such dissension and pain? Please, let me help you; just go to my site. Do it now and look at what I have. I love you, I really do! Leave me a comment there and tell me what you think.

    Love & Peace,

    Lily

  18. hquinn

    This would be a lot more believable- or at least, least obviously bullshit- if he hadn’t used “the word” to forbid his son from dating interracially.

    Yeah, he’s “down” with the blacks alright. Just as long as they stay out of the pure, white family bloodline.

    Just another white supremacist. Amazing how white people can be so racist, so supremacist, and not even know it.

    Embrace this, asshole.

  19. whocares

    My black/white mother and father have been married much longer than your slut parents, you little bastard spawns. Raise your hand if mommy and daddy are still on their first marriage. Whites have a more socially “acceptable” form of abandonment- it’s called divorce. Ha! Maybe that’s why so many of you lower middle-class blue-collar fucks are so racist- mommy and daddy never loved you as much as themselves.

  20. YesHisSonIsAnASSHOLE

    #96. Danklin24 !! his son isAn AssHole..
    dad won’t get no more MONEY to share

  21. shankyouverymuch

    #113

    Stallion- I’m 100% with YOU my nigga, peeps REALLY need to get the fuck over it … how you been man, been long, long time- how’s yo nephew, good I hope!

  22. shankyouverymuch

    I just knew he wasn’t black, I think the biggest tip-off was the the blue eyes & blond hair … oh & the white skin was also a pretty good indicator- :O)

    PEACE OUT NIGGAS

  23. wtf

    What the hell is wrong with all you ignorant people making “nigger” jokes!?! People like you make me sick. It’s soooo sad that you’ve got to look down on someone who has brown skin (which it just is) because what? to make yourselves look better? Lord have mercy on you. Should be ashamed.

  24. Tits McCholo

    How OLD is this fuck wad and don’t you think it’s time to get rid of that damn hair? the 80′s called, they want their mullet back.

    TOO. MUCH. SUN!!!!! (and drugs, and killing, and whoring about)

  25. bustoff

    Jeez, you could strike a match on that dude’s face!

  26. Jasmin

    #52Fuck you………You should be put to sleep because it is you that is the fucking mange beast dog. and your a pussy that sits behind a computer desk and says vile shit but you would never have the balls to say that shit out in the open with your face and name to it. I would actually commend you for being brave…..but since your some uneducated pussy fuck, I have no respect for you. Go to people homes and knock on there doors and tell them how sick they are for having a fucking mud baby if your so passionate about it……and when you enter the gates of hell for being a hateful bas(turd) and not loving all of the things that God made including black people cause he did make those and told us to love all of god’s children if you Remember correctly or ever step into a fucking church you would know that…..I will be looking down from heven smiling holding a little mud baby while satan and his army of wooden cocked strap-on hookers fuck you in the ass.

  27. Jasmin

    sorry about the spelling….I was pissed so I wasnt really paying attention to details and shit…..but pretty much 52 is going to hell for not properly following the 10 commandments……but maybe he cant read them so thats why. Love your neighbors as yourself! You idiot. Go to church, you need it.

  28. Jasmin

    This is the fucking truest thing someone has said on here:

    This would be a lot more believable- or at least, least obviously bullshit- if he hadn’t used “the word” to forbid his son from dating interracially.

    Yeah, he’s “down” with the blacks alright. Just as long as they stay out of the pure, white family bloodline.

    Just another white supremacist. Amazing how white people can be so racist, so supremacist, and not even know it.

    Embrace this, asshole

  29. sara

    For all of you that have a problem with mixed race people kiss my ass…….if you think me and all the mud people are going to hell because are fucking skin is coffee colored then you are really fucked in the head…..God is not cruel like that, and shame on you for thinking he is…..no where in the bible does it say it is wrong……what is wrong is people who hate someone cause they are coffee colored!….im pretty sure you can go to hell for that…..yup, acutally I’m very sure…..so keep hating us…the pleasure is all mine.

  30. to all the haters

    he pretty much said…..son you cant date a nigger, Im sorry but thats gonna produce a coffee colored baby and no white family wants to deal with that! How fucking shity and mean is that?! And there are people on here actually defending him…….shame on that. That so fucking mean to say because thats like saying mixed people are discusting and its wrong to have them like they are some kind of deformed being because there half white and half black! Come on! Thats fucking wrong and you know it people…..If I was a mixed person I’d be soo pissed off right now. Fucking cruel inhumane people comment on this site. They are gods creation regarless so if your making those kind of comments you are insulting god and what he created.

  31. to all the haters

    he pretty much said…..son you cant date a “n#%#r”, Im sorry but thats gonna produce a coffee colored baby and no white family wants to deal with that! How shity and mean is that?! And there are people on here actually defending him…….shame on that. That so mean to say because thats like saying mixed people are discusting and its wrong to have them like they are some kind of deformed being because there half white and half black! Come on! Thats wrong and you know it people…..If I was a mixed person I’d be soo pissed off right now. cruel inhumane people comment on this site. They are gods creation regarless so if your making those kind of comments you are insulting god and what he created.

  32. hey #30

    #30 its not “private”anymore his son just exposed him for the asshole he is…..it just gos to show that his son has more moral fiber then he does, and that his son is not stuck in the past like he is……his father should actually be proud of him for seeing past the darker pigment in her skin and loving her like himself like the bible has instructed……hes a religious man so he should have imbraced her…..HE IS THE ASSHOLE< NOT HIS SON>I do agreehowever that putting it out there was mean but it doesnt make him less guilty of being a supremist.

  33. Black Queen

    You stupid ass racist white people are humurous. You all spend millions of dollars a year tanning so you can skin like ours, getting collagen injection so you can have lips like ours, getting butt implants so you can have asses like ours, you worship our culture because you have none, you hate us because we are everything you all wish you could be. I find people like that ugly asshole dog and his blimp of a trailer trash wife the epitome of what the white culture is about. You act like you are so loving and open in public but behind closed doors most of you are racists. How many of you would openly welcome a black woman or man in your house to date or marry your children? How many of you have ever dated outside your race or would even consider marrying someone from another race? Give me a break, frankly you all brought us over to this cesspool of a country to make it greater than you all could ever do all on your own. So why don’t you go back to your stripper polls, line dancing bars and trailer parks and continue to secretly worship the beauty that is the black race.

  34. racists are devolved human beings because there so ignorant and stupid.

    “Humans cannot be subdivided into races…There isn’t a single characteristic, trait – or even one gene – that can be used to distinguish all members of one race from all members of another…

    Modern humans – all of us – emerged in Africa about 150,000 to 200,000 years ago. Bands of humans began migrating out of Africa only about 70,000 years ago. As we spread across the globe, populations continually bumped into one another and mixed their mates and genes. As a species, we’re simply too young and too intermixed to have evolved into separate races or subspecies.

    So what about the obvious physical differences we see between people? A closer look helps us understand patterns of human variation:

    …most traits – whether skin color, hair texture or blood group – are influenced by separate genes and thus inherited independently one from the other. Having one trait does not necessarily imply the existence of others. Racial profiling is as inaccurate on the genetic level as it is on the New Jersey Turnpike…

    Certainly a few gene forms are more common in some populations than others, such as those controlling skin color…but are these markers of “race?” They reflect ancestry, but…that’s not the same thing as race…”

  35. hey white guys

    this shows all of you how stupid , ignorant, caveman-like , living in the past like it is something to be proud of, a lot of white folk are. while your spewing hate like idiots, you are being passed by and dont even know it cause your so stupidly down talking people of color. i am so glad that inbred hate is not part of my dna, and feel sorry for you. you really show how whites have not advanced at all, but have managed to slip backwards, keep up the good work mr. & mrs. high I.Q. you see, this is a classic example of a race trying to make themselves feel better by constantly downing another because they lack any teaching or understanding of life and how to live. you should disown your parents for not teaching how to be humble and have insight into the future, not live in the past because that is all you will ever have, all people of color have passed you by and you cannot stand it because you have finally seen the false sense of white hope your fore fathers left you with. hahaha that has to suck a big fat one. so now all you have left is to blaze your own trail by becoming a racist , what a career. im sorry, i mean a CLOSET/INTERNET RACIST since you dont have the balls to go face people and risk getting your ass kicked. im glad im not white, phew i would be on prozac getting ready to jump off a building cause i got tiny pink balls. you call blacks names like ape or monkey , but you are wrong, you should call us the names your ladies call us, donkey dicks. “I’ll never let some drunken n***** catch me on tape ,ever”, that is freekin classic that shows you right there how clever a lot of the american white male population think they are. dont get mad one of your top, high-ranking undercover racist dues paying officers got busted, another one already took his place so you guys can keep moving backwards thru time. kiss someone of color everyday to have good luck

  36. susan stirn

    Dog – Please use some lotion on your skin. About the possible shoting, I am glad that the Dog was not hurt. I admire both Beth, Dog, and their work. I admire that they talk to the offender before taking him/her to jail. They leave the offender with hope, that they too can pull themselves out of the “mess” they have gotten themselves into. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, CHAPMANS
    Susan

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