Dog figures out he’s not black after all

November 7th, 2007 // 136 Comments
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Duane “Dog” Chapman appeared on Fox News’ Hannity & Colmes last night to apologize for his racist remarks and explain himself. Dog felt he had a “special connection” with black America and used to say “I’m black, too.”

“In other words, my whole life I’ve been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that…so when I stood there and said, ‘I kind of know what you feel like, because I’ve been there, too,’ that I felt that I could embrace and like, as brothers…say the word.”

“I now learned I’m not black at all, and I never did it out of hate,” Chapman continued. “This sounds so stupid. I always did it out of love. Other white guys would be like, ‘Boy, who does Dog think he is? Dog can say that.’ And black guys would be with me and walk with me and respect me.

“So, I went too far with that.”

I’m going to go out on a limb here, but you know how Dog the Bounty Hunter could’ve figure out he’s not black? He could’ve, I dunno, maybe looked in a freaking mirror. Which I’ll assume he recently did and made a startling discovery: “What the hell am I wearing? This seems like an awful lot of leather. Is that an armband? And a fanny pack?! C’mon! Hey, wait a minute, this is strange. My skin, it’s white. And not black. That means I can’t say nig– Ho. Ly. Shit.”

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  1. Buddha

    Wow as soon as a few people say something smart everybody else stopped talkin. what a concept

  2. e g

    His stupid son was dating a black woman.

    That would piss off any dad.

    Interracial should be illegal because it’s like beastiality.

  3. what is this, cspan?

    #50 – yeah, all ethnic groups could do better, but cmon, blacks are doing worse than any other group, and they’re the only group going backwards over time, by all objective measures (crime, joblessness, broken families, you name it). There’s no bigger problem in America. Sure, you shouldn’t be lumped in with everybody else on a…superficial…basis, but isn’t that the problem here with “Dog”? As an individual, when judged by the proper standard – other people with similar backgrounds – he’s achieved an admirably reduced level of redneckedness (although still high compared to the national average). I didn’t change channels fast enough once and saw about 5 minutes of his show, and his extended family…jesus…let’s just say he graduated with honors from Tard U. This time, this guy…it’s the wrong target. This will only generate backlash.

  4. Possum Kingdom

    Before everyone jumps down #52′s throat, remember that its not politically correct to make fun of retarted people.

  5. Jimbo

    I love retards.

  6. Buddha

    oh wait! i spoke too soon, the dumbass comments are starting up again.

  7. Buddha

    Wait! That was just me farting. her her her. I farted. her her her.

  8. Me

    Some things occuring in the Black community definitely need attention and fixing, but you make a huuuuuge assumption/judgement by saying its the biggest problem in America. Thats just wrong and biased. There are lots of White, Black, Asian and Hispanic as well as other ethnicities that have people who are criminals, unemployed and some with broken families in America. Maybe Dog comes from a red neck family, but thats not to say all White people are rednecks. So why does is it the majority’s opinion that all Black people are poor and criminal? I am not that. Neither is my fam. But I do agree that he is a lil red neckish.

  9. IWONKY

    #41 – WTF?
    #43 – thinks I’m a saint, WTF?

    Dog knows he’s in the public eye, I assume that why he’s such a fashion plate.

    As for my, “Knowing he is in the public eye, whatever the Dog felt” comment, yeah, even when you are in a so-called PRIVATE conversation, if you ARE in the public eye in any capacity and have any sense at all, you might as well assume you have no privacy, especially IF YOU CALL YOUR SON’S GIRLFRIEND A SLUR REPEATEDLY, the same son who has already outted you as a racist in the past. That would be common sense.

    BTW – I don’t agree with Mr. Sharpton about any fucking thing. I think for myself.

    We should all be able to expect privacy, but this is “life as it sucks” for people like Dog and Britney. Maybe not for you and me, because we would have more sense than these too, so yeah, this seems absurd.

    Does this happen in most families at some point? YES, I agree. My point is – it shouldn’t. If I care about someone, I wouldn’t throw a dagger at a loved one to make a point, that’s because I’m smarter than the Dog. Dog had all the control. Dog obviously doesn’t understand much about human nature if he didn’t think his son would be pissed about what he said and retaliate more. This is part of an ongoing thing with those two. Don’t try to put me on the spot for Dog’s shit.

    “You can’t require people to act like cameras are on them 24/7″ – if only we could require that of Ms. Spears…,

    Just know this – I vow and promise – I will always treat my family far better than I would ever treat Britney or Paris.

  10. Fred

    “America is doomed and cursed by God irreversibly”.
    “It’s too late to pray for America. It’s a sin to pray for America”.
    “Hurricane Rita is an answer to the prayers of the suffering saints of Westboro Baptist Church”. (Hurricane Katrina has also been cited on other sources)
    “The Lord God Almighty killed [the people who died on 9/11], looked at them in the face, laughed and mocked at each one of them as he cast each one of them into hell”.
    “Nobody that’s intelligent and that fears God will fly the American flag any way but upside-down, the international symbol of distress”.
    “All ye having business before this honorable [Supreme] Court draw nigh, give your attention and ye shall be heard. No, no. Draw nigh and bend over. They’re gonna rape you up the butt”.
    “The President of the United States gets his jollies masturbating horses”. (This was a reference to a joke told by Laura Bush about her husband’s attempt to milk a male horse[17]).
    “The hell with your flag. The hell with your fag army, your fag courts, your fag-run government”.
    “This is the hypocritical, fag-infested, fag-run United States of America and we’re supposed to respect that fag rag flag?”
    “The red on that flag stands for fag rectal blood”.
    “On Pope John Paul II’s watch, the Roman Catholic Church became the church of the holy pedophiles. And sodomite feces replaced the wafer for their communion service. And Sodomite semen replaced the wine that the Pope drinks”.
    “1.07 billion members of that monstrous machine called the Roman Catholic Church. Every last one of them going to hell”.
    “You tweaked His nose, you jackass!” (Referring to George W. Bush.)
    “You’re gonna eat your babies!” (In reference to Deuteronomy 28:53.)

  11. DOG A GREAT GUY ENY ONE WHO BACKS TAKE HIM FUCK YOU HIS A HERO HIM AND HIS FAMLEY THE HELP THE PEOPLE THE GET. HE WAS MAD WHEN HE SAID THAT PEOPLE SAY THINGS WHEN THERE MAD THAT THEY DONT MEAN. HIS SONS AN ASS FOR THAT. I THINK A&E SHOLD PUT HIM BACK ON THE AIR IT WAS WRONG FOR THEM TO TAKE HIM OFF. I HAVENT CHANHG MY OPINION ABOUT HIM ONE BIT. THE CHAPMANS ARE GREAT PEOPLE. THERE SHOW IS KICK ASS.

  12. fearsarewishes

    #54

    Please tell me that you spelled “retarded” the way that you did because somehow you find it to be funny.

    You are a moron either way. I just want to know which kind.

    Thank you.

  13. IWONKY

    Geez, maybe I am a fuckin’ saint.

  14. tuppy

    When that image came up I thought it was one of the Geico cavemen.

  15. A boy came home from school and told his mother, “I got da biggest dick in third grade. Is it cuz I’m black?”

    She said “No nigga, it’s because you’re sixteen”……………..

  16. dog_pound

    Dog is so dreamie!

  17. J-Sin

    Man, he’s just sorry he got caught. Thats all. Just like Mike Richards and Mel Gibson.

  18. Me

    All the racists on here sound so stupid

  19. Larry

    is it just me or does that guy look like he is 90 years old

  20. J-Sin

    #65 Q:Why do Italians wear gold chains?

    A: So they know where to stop shaving…

  21. Colbert

    I admit I am racist. It is my belief and have plenty of facts to back it up. Like not one sucessful African country, lazy ass nig gers in the USA that will kill you if you step on their sneakers accidently

  22. RENEE Z...

    Ok, the fish writer has been pretty darn funny lately. Which basically means which ever random writer they have blogging today over there at anticlown media or whatever it is. Either way, you go writer! Keep on keepin’ on! Anyways…about the Dog comment…”I now learned I’m not black at all”…are you kidding me? And he’s trying to redeem himself? What a big, giant douchebag! Fact is, I would be surprised if his DNA showed that he’s even human. At best he’s neanderthal. Maybe a distant relative of the human species. Like that fucked up, back woods freak cousin.

  23. Bland Ambition

    Is he wearing a weave???

  24. KRIS

    I didn’t know they could show scrotum on TV… Oh, it’s his face.

    Nevermind!

  25. Blacks are Apes

    Nigras are lost in time. They never left Africa. Never changed. Don’t expect too much of them. Awwww. Let em alone to do all the sick violent shit they want.

  26. Andy

    The show doesn’t have to be on A&E, it fits much better somewhere on FOX. Probably it’ll land on FX. Fox doesn’t have to hang it’s head, either, because this one’s ridiculous. Michael Richards went off on stage, Mel Gibson went off while under arrest. “Dog” went off while on the phone with his kid. There’s a clear line, and the protesters are on the wrong side of it – don’t try to reach into somebody’s home unless you want somebody will reach into yours. He wasn’t doing drugs, he wasn’t beating his wife and kids, he wasn’t sexually abusing the cat or the hamster or even the parrot. He was trying – and doing a poor job, granted – to be a father to his son. It’s basically the whole non-criminal-system part of his show, how he tries hard to be a family man, in a rough and often counterproductive redneck way (but, give him break, look at the mongrels that make up his family). For once, all the backlash will be justified.

  27. J-Sin

    #75 and #72 are actually lovers. They’re part of the gay KKK. They wear pink robes instead of white.

  28. Feckless

    @28 One time, in Minneapolis, I got called “Wonder Bread”. Yeah, it was a black guy that did it.

  29. J-Sin

    That should be #75 and #71. They’re ignorance made me lose track, my bad.

  30. Justine

    I don’t know if you can really make the case the other way around, about what would happen if a black dad repeatedly said “cracker” to his son. I’m not trying to make a point about “reverse racism” I just think it wouldn’t work. I mean, wouldn’t the conversation go something like this?

    Son: “Hello?”
    Dad: “Hello, son.”
    Son: “Who is this?”
    Dad: “I’m your father.”
    Son: “Who?”

  31. George

    What a dork! Does he not know that the “New Black” is REHAB.

  32. stuff my muff

    racists are just small minded, immature people you should pity. i’d be pretty insecure too if i walked around looking like that.

  33. PAT

    I can see why Dog doesn’t want to “look into a freakin’ mirror”.

    As for his kid who sold him out, he sure raised him right, didn’t he ?

  34. survey sez

    dog just might be black.

    1) he’s got 10 or more kids
    2) he wears his hair like a midwestern pimp
    3) and nigga is his favorite vocabulary word.

    i bet if you shook his family tree, a nigga would fall out. don’t kid yourselves, people. race mixing has been going on since the beginning of time and continues despite all the racist rantings. nobody is REALLY pure white except Scandinavians. The rest of you people, formerly known as white, are really just ecru.

  35. BunnyButt

    Too bad. I hate claiming him as white.

  36. silly bunny

    in all fairness, dog did say that he uses the word nigg%r, not because he’s a racist but because it sounds so fly.

  37. TINY

    I dont like the Dog, but at least his kids know who their father is, 70% of black kids dont!

  38. Giomon_Rocks

    Okay. So let me get this clear. Just because Dog has pee in his gene pool, he’s identifying with blacks? Wow, that’s insulting on so many levels. We all say stupid shit, but there is a line that you don’t cross. Words are very powerful and using terms that systematically degrade others simply based on their skin color is unacceptable. He made his racist-assed bed, let him lie in it.

  39. Clear simple truth

    The mistake he made was his son.

  40. Danklin24

    This guy’s a first class jackass. Of course black guys respected you, you wear a bagde and can arrest their asses. Hell you might as well call yourself a spic and a wop too.

  41. Ript1&0

    That son is SOOO grounded.

  42. GWB

    “Words are very powerful” oh fuck you and all your limp-wristed lisping liberals. Words are nothing. Actions are everything. Monitoring words = the action of weak petulant losers, whining from the sidelines. Shut the fuck up and get in the game and fucking do something for once.

  43. Danklin24

    #15, you’re an idiot. The son’s girlfriend is black. Dog threatened him and told him he had to break up with his nigger girlfriend because people wouldnt watch HIS show. It was all about him. Fuck that about what is said in the family should stay in the family. Fact of the matter is this guy’s a racist douchebag who’s now just lying through his teeth to save his wrinkly old ass.

  44. my comment

    His career is so over. He’ll be wishing he was in a Mexican jail.

  45. Danklin24

    His son isnt the assshole. He was sticking up for his girlfriend because Dog was threatening him and saying it was going to ruin HIS show. Would you rather stick up for your gf that you love or your dad thats a fucking racist asshole.

  46. Biff

    Well, other things his son could have done include…I dunno…grow a backbone and go live his own life? Pussy.

  47. Boo to Star Jones

    GWB, I’m curious as to what actions the “limp-wristed lisping liberals” should be taking? What the fuck are you doing other than being a small minded, wind-bagged piece of shit? I hope you get ass fucked by a mad goat you fucking twat.

  48. Doomhammer

    What the hell. Way to go Dogg Jr, way to ruin it for everybody. Dogg hit the big time, and I mean really, what were the odds of that? I mean look at him? He looks like a 150lbs of shit stuffed into a 100lb sack. And you and your dark meat girl had to go ruin it for him and Beth. Now all the Hawaii meth heads will skip out on bail and be on the lose, stealing all the poi from the pots of the obese Hawaiians. Oh the misery you have caused. Thats always the result when you intermingle with Africans…pure chaos.

  49. James

    So, my son starts dating a black girl and I’m supposed to give him a big hug and say “good job!” Yeah that happens all the time in real life. This place is just like telephone polls for political races, where people answer and basically give socially acceptable responses. Barack Obama? Strong competitor, likely Vice Presidential nominee at least? Yeah, I’d say about 17% of the American voters would actually cast a vote for a black person. Hillary Clinton? Supposedly the likely Democratic nominee and winner against current Republican opponents? Maybe 40% of the vote, max – at least 60% (most of the men, a lot of the women) won’t vote for a woman, no matter who she is. But it’s fun to go through these make-believe exercises.

    The only mistake Dog made was to have a phone conversation. If you’re going to confront your pussy-ass weakling never-gonna-be-a-man son, do it in person so that you can slap him as necessary. Which you won’t have to do – just raise your hand and he’ll flinch and cry. Seriously, have any of you seen this kid? You don’t think that’s true in his case? Total useless wuss, and he took the whole family business down.

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