Dog the Bounty Hunter: I’d Solve ‘Making a Murderer’ With Truth Serum!
Seen above demonstrating a far more powerful weapon to coerce a confession than any type of chemical could ever be, Duane “Dog the Bounty Hunter” Chapman recently told TMZ he has the perfect solution for figuring out the mystery behind Making a Murderer. Truth serum. Yep. And here’s the full video in case you need to see in moving pictures exactly how damaging the sun can be to human cognition.
I was initially going to say “Wow, what a fucking idiot. Who would even listen to this obvious moron?” But then I thought to myself, “Hey, Dog’s just a working class guy like me. Maybe he knows more about the brain than those elitist neurologists who’ve been smugly talking down to us all these years with their continued education, research, and medical trials.” So I want him to be President of the Police now. I just yell at everyone in my family until they’re tired and it will happen, right? I’m just going by our national track record here.
Also, here’s this, because this is how I picture America now. We’re a pair of giant dumb tits letting an orange clown with cotton candy hair get all up in our shit.