Because the sex toy industry is practically NASA now, here’s the Lady Gag Gag doll which I assume is for the discriminating gentleman who wants to know exactly what it’s like to bang Heidi Montag in fishnets.
On a sidenote, my entire town just got assfucked by an insane storm so I’m pecking this out in the dark on my iPhone. Hopefully shit will get fixed soon or I’ll barrel over some fallen trees to find an operational Starbucks. If there’s not a new post by evening, send two strippers after me.
Thanks to Adam for the tip.
Photo via Fashion Indie
Is it free? I am Pinning away for the Dozen Kroes love doll…
This is some very good marketing by Lady GaGa.
Not only is she a sexual icon for the 21st century but she’s also advertising a line from one of her number one hit singles. Many children girls can be heard singing the line, “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick” as well as the genius pun on “poke-her face”.
This doll has sex appeal, just like the real doll in Lady GaGa.
Randal
Children girls? Please tell me you are not a pedo bear on top of every damn thing else. Why do you resond to the first comment when you are always tardy to the party? Just a few observations.
Randal understands that all you bitches want to FUCK me & SUCK me.
Everyone wants to fuck me. It gets kinda tiresome. GAY MEN want to fuck me for chrissakes.
May this doll fulfill whatever fantasies you might have of time together with me might be like.
New album dropping soon bitches!
It’s really sad when your love doll is prettier than you are…
It is sad, but I think that the design & marketing team for this product knew what they were doing when they cleaned her up a bit.
Let’s see the profile view to see if they got the big honker nose correct.
This is a huge upgrade over my Katy Perry fleshlight.
I have the Russell Brand’s cock! A million times better than either of these two.
Be careful with that…it’s been in some bad places.
I’m speechless
liar
Sure there was a storm.
Sure the power is out.
You’re taking this doll for a test drive. Admit it…you are riding it like a bucking bronco.
Another deletion to my Bucket List. Sweet!
Doll has both parts!
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I would certainly enjoy spending a night with this entertainment unit. The pure pleasure I’d feel from Lady GaGa’s pulsating member as she slid it slowly into my backside would send waves of enjoyment up my spine and out my mouth making me beg her to ring my bell over and over and over again.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Hole Lee Schitte! This chick (maybe?) needs to hang it up.
I would fuck a Nancy Reagan blow up doll before Lady Gaga. Great photoshop job on the crotch though….
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Awesome idea. Someone should make a Nancy Reagan blow-up doll. They could do a whole line of conservative leading ladies. They could also do Sarah Palin, of course, Barbara Bush (for the GILF crowd), Laura Bush…
Rush had a Nancy Pelosi doll custom made for him.
Extra sturdy construction, to take the pounding.
That baby could withstand a real hatefucking.
Laura is a democrat who is pro-choice and supports gay marriage.
OLD!
Would totally buy it just for laughs.
nobody buys a fuck doll for laughs…it’s alright to admit you’re gonna fuck the shit out of it…
Hmmmmm….I just figured out what pimp’s X-Mas present will be.
No really, THIS doll they would buy for laughs.
And possible voodoo experiments.
Probably most fuck dolls bought for actual fucking end up getting laughed at in the end. That is sad on so many levels.
The most depressing thing about this post? Learning the Superficial writer uses an Apple product. I thought you had more sense, man!
Fish! i just lost my power too. You in Del-Co or on the main line?
Hey you fucking weirdo,
Stop stalking me.
Thanks.
That couldn’t have been Fish.
Too funny..
FISH,
Do some investigative research and get a picture of the actual doll, that would be funny.
Dude! I expect you to run out and buy one of those dolls, blow it up and take a photo of it for us. Its your RESPONSIBILITY as of right now! Plus when you’re purchasing it, you can use the excuse of…”this is for work.”
Let’s see the doll!
Elena Kagan doll plz?
Holy crap! No! Wait,i mean yes!
All what’s left is the Pinky duo-package! Ugh! No!
I just spilled sum precious beer! Thanks!
I think the comments on this article are the best ever! Thanks for the laughs guys!
What the F U C K ?
This is absolutely disgusting.
It’s so awesome that Jerry Seinfeld beat them to the chase. C:
Fish, hold tight, strippers on the way. Hope you don’t mind, I had Eddie Murphy pick them out for me.
The Admiral
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
You’ve got to be a Canadian. ehhh I knew it
I just saw an ad for this. We’ll be getting them at the porno store. Oh Pipedream, is there anything too stupid for you make me sell?
Also, Randal is stupid.
he used to be funny.
this is the american way of getting “FAMOUS”.
………..JUST COPY VERY VERY CHEAP CALL GIRLS!!
It trips on its own penis.
holy shit, you (The Superficial) are in North Texas. C’mon, let’s get some paint thinner and tiger tranquilizers and terrorize Janine Turner for voting for Sara Palin twice
As hot as the girl on the packing might look.The blow up doll itself is probably just an inflatable swim armband with a blond wig.
Music is vibrating air and a blow up doll is an inflatable armband . . The irony folks!
The iromoronic facts of life. Pull my finger! ((((TOOT!!)))) ((((TOOT!!))))
This girl makes Lady GaGa look like an eyepatched hunchback.
How about the Lady GaGa and Quasimodo blow up doll series!?
ahaha I’m going to buy this for someone.
Charlottesville lost power too, so maybe Mr. Soup Official is there, in which case I will see all the cracks on southern culture in a brand new light…
She looks quite talented!
yes the model on the cover looks pretty and the model looks a little like a transvestite.
Show the actual doll… I know you’ve got one.