Because the sex toy industry is practically NASA now, here’s the Lady Gag Gag doll which I assume is for the discriminating gentleman who wants to know exactly what it’s like to bang Heidi Montag in fishnets.
On a sidenote, my entire town just got assfucked by an insane storm so I’m pecking this out in the dark on my iPhone. Hopefully shit will get fixed soon or I’ll barrel over some fallen trees to find an operational Starbucks. If there’s not a new post by evening, send two strippers after me.
Thanks to Adam for the tip.
Photo via Fashion Indie
There is no Roughstitute | June 24, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Is it free? I am Pinning away for the Dozen Kroes love doll…
Randal | June 24, 2010 at 5:05 pm
This is some very good marketing by Lady GaGa.
Not only is she a sexual icon for the 21st century but she’s also advertising a line from one of her number one hit singles. Many children girls can be heard singing the line, “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick” as well as the genius pun on “poke-her face”.
This doll has sex appeal, just like the real doll in Lady GaGa.
Randal
Peanutty | June 24, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Children girls? Please tell me you are not a pedo bear on top of every damn thing else. Why do you resond to the first comment when you are always tardy to the party? Just a few observations.
The Lady Ga Ga | June 24, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Randal understands that all you bitches want to FUCK me & SUCK me.
Everyone wants to fuck me. It gets kinda tiresome. GAY MEN want to fuck me for chrissakes.
May this doll fulfill whatever fantasies you might have of time together with me might be like.
New album dropping soon bitches!
Gen | June 24, 2010 at 2:45 pm
It’s really sad when your love doll is prettier than you are…
FrankNfrtr | June 24, 2010 at 2:59 pm
It is sad, but I think that the design & marketing team for this product knew what they were doing when they cleaned her up a bit.
Let’s see the profile view to see if they got the big honker nose correct.
noah | June 24, 2010 at 2:46 pm
This is a huge upgrade over my Katy Perry fleshlight.
Clara | June 24, 2010 at 2:49 pm
I have the Russell Brand’s cock! A million times better than either of these two.
Cock Dr | June 24, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Be careful with that…it’s been in some bad places.
err?? Say what? | June 24, 2010 at 2:46 pm
I’m speechless
So | June 25, 2010 at 12:15 am
liar
FrankNfrtr | June 24, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Sure there was a storm.
Sure the power is out.
You’re taking this doll for a test drive. Admit it…you are riding it like a bucking bronco.
FattyFatty2x4 | June 24, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Another deletion to my Bucket List. Sweet!
KP Boobies | June 24, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Doll has both parts!
So | June 24, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Er
Jimbo | June 24, 2010 at 6:18 pm
I would certainly enjoy spending a night with this entertainment unit. The pure pleasure I’d feel from Lady GaGa’s pulsating member as she slid it slowly into my backside would send waves of enjoyment up my spine and out my mouth making me beg her to ring my bell over and over and over again.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
havoc | June 24, 2010 at 3:13 pm
I would fuck a Nancy Reagan blow up doll before Lady Gaga. Great photoshop job on the crotch though….
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Jim Jones | June 24, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Awesome idea. Someone should make a Nancy Reagan blow-up doll. They could do a whole line of conservative leading ladies. They could also do Sarah Palin, of course, Barbara Bush (for the GILF crowd), Laura Bush…
Cock Dr | June 24, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Rush had a Nancy Pelosi doll custom made for him.
Extra sturdy construction, to take the pounding.
Ann | June 24, 2010 at 4:59 pm
That baby could withstand a real hatefucking.
lola | June 25, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Laura is a democrat who is pro-choice and supports gay marriage.
kz | June 24, 2010 at 3:14 pm
OLD!
Nate | June 24, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Would totally buy it just for laughs.
pimp | June 24, 2010 at 4:25 pm
nobody buys a fuck doll for laughs…it’s alright to admit you’re gonna fuck the shit out of it…
Bunny | June 24, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Hmmmmm….I just figured out what pimp’s X-Mas present will be.
FrankNfrtr | June 24, 2010 at 8:25 pm
No really, THIS doll they would buy for laughs.
And possible voodoo experiments.
Probably most fuck dolls bought for actual fucking end up getting laughed at in the end. That is sad on so many levels.
Jim Jones | June 24, 2010 at 3:30 pm
The most depressing thing about this post? Learning the Superficial writer uses an Apple product. I thought you had more sense, man!
Philly Burbs | June 24, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Fish! i just lost my power too. You in Del-Co or on the main line?
Fish | June 24, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Hey you fucking weirdo,
Stop stalking me.
Thanks.
So | June 25, 2010 at 12:15 am
That couldn’t have been Fish.
Too funny..
Deacon Jones | June 24, 2010 at 3:46 pm
FISH,
Do some investigative research and get a picture of the actual doll, that would be funny.
alex | June 24, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Dude! I expect you to run out and buy one of those dolls, blow it up and take a photo of it for us. Its your RESPONSIBILITY as of right now! Plus when you’re purchasing it, you can use the excuse of…”this is for work.”
Cardinal Fang | June 24, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Let’s see the doll!
So | June 24, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Elena Kagan doll plz?
Gando | June 24, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Holy crap! No! Wait,i mean yes!
Darth | June 24, 2010 at 4:59 pm
All what’s left is the Pinky duo-package! Ugh! No!
Rhialto | June 24, 2010 at 5:02 pm
I just spilled sum precious beer! Thanks!
thunderstud | June 24, 2010 at 5:13 pm
I think the comments on this article are the best ever! Thanks for the laughs guys!
bar room hero | June 24, 2010 at 6:08 pm
What the F U C K ?
This is absolutely disgusting.
Katie | June 24, 2010 at 6:59 pm
It’s so awesome that Jerry Seinfeld beat them to the chase. C:
Admiral Nimitz | June 24, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Fish, hold tight, strippers on the way. Hope you don’t mind, I had Eddie Murphy pick them out for me.
The Admiral
ohnoes | June 24, 2010 at 7:59 pm
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Liz-baby | June 24, 2010 at 8:39 pm
You’ve got to be a Canadian. ehhh I knew it
Kristine Levine, Pornclerk to the Stars | June 24, 2010 at 10:42 pm
I just saw an ad for this. We’ll be getting them at the porno store. Oh Pipedream, is there anything too stupid for you make me sell?
Kristine Levine, Pornclerk to the Stars | June 24, 2010 at 10:51 pm
Also, Randal is stupid.
So | June 25, 2010 at 12:14 am
he used to be funny.
captain america | June 24, 2010 at 11:50 pm
this is the american way of getting “FAMOUS”.
………..JUST COPY VERY VERY CHEAP CALL GIRLS!!
Truth | June 25, 2010 at 12:17 am
It trips on its own penis.
friendlyfires | June 25, 2010 at 6:43 am
holy shit, you (The Superficial) are in North Texas. C’mon, let’s get some paint thinner and tiger tranquilizers and terrorize Janine Turner for voting for Sara Palin twice
Boogeyman King Dong | June 25, 2010 at 7:40 am
As hot as the girl on the packing might look.The blow up doll itself is probably just an inflatable swim armband with a blond wig.
Nero | June 25, 2010 at 7:51 am
Music is vibrating air and a blow up doll is an inflatable armband . . The irony folks!
Bimbamboing | June 25, 2010 at 8:18 am
The iromoronic facts of life. Pull my finger! ((((TOOT!!)))) ((((TOOT!!))))
starmaker | June 25, 2010 at 9:41 am
This girl makes Lady GaGa look like an eyepatched hunchback.
cellphone | June 25, 2010 at 9:51 am
How about the Lady GaGa and Quasimodo blow up doll series!?
Lele | June 25, 2010 at 12:44 pm
ahaha I’m going to buy this for someone.
Homosapiens | June 25, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Charlottesville lost power too, so maybe Mr. Soup Official is there, in which case I will see all the cracks on southern culture in a brand new light…
starmaker | June 25, 2010 at 2:50 pm
She looks quite talented!
your momma | June 26, 2010 at 11:51 am
yes the model on the cover looks pretty and the model looks a little like a transvestite.
JN | June 26, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Show the actual doll… I know you’ve got one.