Do leprechaun nipples bring good luck?
Here’s Tila Tequila flashing a nipple at last night’s release party for Snoop Dogg’s “Malice N Wonderland” where she also announced she’s engaged to Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, according to Us Magazine:
“This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first — Tila army fans — tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!”
She then flashed a ring, which she said is a “17-carat diamond ring from my baby. It’s so fat you can’t even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!
“Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are officially engaged. Woo!” she added.
She insisted the ring is “not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller. She’s a billionaire! She’s the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.”
If Tila Tequila’s telling the truth, good news, everybody, Johnson and Johnson found the cure for herpes. Also, I’m pretty sure they tipped Tiger Woods off in advance.
Pic links to NSFW version.