Sorry to hit you with two Heidi Montag posts today, but – *points up* – those.
Apparently before leaving Costa Rica, Heidi took time to pose on the beach in a bikini that could barely contain her massive jugs, or she horribly underestimated their ability to take on sea water. I’m of two minds on the subject. That said, I know I should be sick of seeing this chick parade around in swimwear, yet here I am staring like I’ve never undressed my cousin’s Barbies. Just last night. (I need help.)
Photos: Pacific Coast News
She almost lost her bikini top in the ocean? Next time, try harder, Heidi!
WHY ARE WE STILL HAVING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS WOMAN?? Heidi , you’re 15 mins are long over!!
What’s with the Michael Jackson nose bandages? LMFAO
And this cnut still has cottage cheese all over her backside! Nasty.
Bitch should demand a refund from her dead doctor’s estate.
I think she is actually really hot. Totally a different person with makeup, though hot.
The black roots are a really nice touch. As for the fake boobs and the tenie bikini tops inability to contain them? There probably isn’t a trailer big enough to contain that! And just when the name of Anna Nicole hasn’t been mentioned in forever!
Why the hell would you go strapless with huge boobs? Always a no-no. She looks scary without makeup, the bottom half of her face is too large compared to the top half with her modified jaw and pumped up lips…
I don’t care what anyone says, Heidi is HOT!
it looks like shes cradling a small child lmao
She looks pretty damn good to me. Though knowing her history doesn’t help. @Brian0523, almost all women have a little, and it is good, not bad. You’ll find out one day buddy. In the mean time hit the gym. You’re probably not so perfect yourself.
not that im a fan but Heidi Montag, what were you thinking. when you did the first ones they were big enough now im sorry but to big.
What is wrong with this chicks nose? Does she have the Michael Jackson nose job?
Heidi, you look so stupid. You looked much better before.
It looks like she is trying to pull down her top in one off the photo’s.
So this chick spends all this money on plastic surgeries (that, IMHO, make her look ridiculous), but she can’t color the roots of her hair? Trash with a capital T.
GOOD LORD! She looks terrible! But I gotta say the one amazing thing she does have is a good make-up artist, because she is a mess without make-up. She looks like a different person. She’s a liitle girl with big fake boobies and she can’t handle them. She looks rediculous!!!!!!!
Dear Heidi, PLEASE be joking!
wtf, she can not handle those big boobies!
I have serious doubts this is HM.
C’mon . . . they are not even real . . .
listen to you people who like those fat raunchy disgusting stinky asses this is for you small ass is a tasty one we men who love that are quite happy with it and then theres those of you that pile on the cologne to make ALL THAT STINKY ASS
CONTINUED YOU GUYS THINK A FAT ASS IS ALL THAT ITS FAST FOOD AND NON WASHED SHITBALLS THAT WELL YOU OTHER BOYS JUST LOVE TO EAT YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND SO ARE THE FAT BITHES WALKING AROUND WITH THEM LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
in all honesty , she looks good for now!
She is an average looking Cum Dumster which means every Man on the Internet Interested in Women would do her !! Trash goes in the Garbage afterwards !!!
BOZO BITCH, ALL I SEE IS FAKE HAIR COLOR !!!! LOOK AT THE FILTH !!!! YOU KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO BE FILMED AND YOUR ROOTS ARE A FOOT LONG ????
What a mess she has turned out to be . When she first started out I thought wow finally I naturally loooking hot actress like the girl next only smoking hot. Then she starts getting all the work done and crappy work to boot. I am a male so I dont really have personal experience but how do you lose you top swimming. I guess if you have your photograher on the beach waiting for so good PR shots then it might come undone yeah right.
What a great actress she is; so totally faking like her top was accidentally pulled down; what an attention whore
I dont even think this is really heidi looks NOTHING like her.. hot body from the front end.. back side..ok , face… less than average
Damn the torpedo’s. Release the pontoons as those things have to be bouyant and impossible to swim with!
Let those puppies breathe.
“oh my! my top has fallen off! i’m so shocked and embarassed!” (sounds of me gagging at this ridiculous and desperate spectacle.)
SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE!!! IS IT ME OR DOES SHE HAVE UGLY A** FAT LEGS??? She forgot to suck the fat out of those, maybe she can do that next time she goes in to get bigger boobs (because they’re not big enough right?)
Dear Sad Ugly Woman,
She’s hot, you’re not. Stop hating.
Yours,
-Skeets
So fake. The tits. The photo op. She looks retarded.
If by retarded you mean she’s fucking hot as shit, then yeah.
Yep,…. She realy is a skank,…. I for one am sick and tired of the relentless barage of peoples opions from some magazine about what they think we want to see,… Here’s an old one that I live by,.. why eat hamburger out side,.. when I have steak at home,… there are more beautiful unknowns walking the street’s everyday and here are these A-hole publisist’s showing us this crap! Heidi montag should just go away like all of the rest of the plastic barbies,
Barbie never did anything for me anyway.
she oddviously did this on purpose that look in her face does not say opps it says stick a d in my month
Looks like she’s faking it. Just in it for the attention. Imagine that from a reality tv personality (disorder).
Oh Pleasssse. She’s covering up her tits when she knows full we’ll the world will see them when she does the Playboy spread if she hasn’t already done it.
so much photoshop goin on the whole background had to be removed ahahahaha….
between creating a neck & erasing half the jaw to do it & the ridiculous expressions she looks like a horse ….
the head is waaaaay too large for the tiny legs …
don’t know who she’s kiddin’ with them rockhard clown boobs , it’s disgustin’ ..
dayum..
say ahhhh ;{D
Is anybody else curious about the random white patch on her stomach?
She has a hotter body now, but her mug looked better before. The only thing wrong with her then was that nose and that huge jaw/chin. After she fixed the nose, she looked great. The chin/jaw shit still looks the same. Now the rest of her face looks fucked when she’s not wearing makeup. Women should just learn that a boob and nose job is the way to go. If you need anything else, shit is pointless.
She is so hot! MAN I WOULD LIKE TO TITTYFUCK HER!!!
My dick in her asshole. the tittyfuck and cum in her mouth :D
AWESOME!
wow tittyfuck JUST FUCKING GRAB THOSE TITS AND SUCK EM!! OH YEAH!
she has that nipple securely in the middle of her palm….no way she is going to let it loose. what a fucking tease.
has anyone noticed this, whats up with her nose for one and her right boob looks bigger then the left… i mean it might be the camera angle but sheesh… she is one sad individual
So, let’s get this straight, she can afford all the surgery but CAN’T get her roots done?(pic 2)And all the surgery in the world still doesn’t fix what a tube of mascara and lipstick still does for the girl.
All I gotta say is after all those surgeries, and all that hair bleaching DAMN U STILL UUGGLLYY!!!!!
Holly, take notes: Everything your sisters done do the opposite!! You still have your looks, pride, and good sense of what family is all about!!
P.S. Spencer you SUCK DI*# and you are UGLY as FU#*!!! Put the dope down and get your sh*t together!!! FREAKSHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think she pooted down the side of her left leg.
to mucho boobs :|