Sorry to hit you with two Heidi Montag posts today, but – *points up* – those.
Apparently before leaving Costa Rica, Heidi took time to pose on the beach in a bikini that could barely contain her massive jugs, or she horribly underestimated their ability to take on sea water. I’m of two minds on the subject. That said, I know I should be sick of seeing this chick parade around in swimwear, yet here I am staring like I’ve never undressed my cousin’s Barbies. Just last night. (I need help.)
Photos: Pacific Coast News
That bottom looks very Kardashian like… Makes you wonder what material Kim’s butt is made of.
Just let them out, don’t hold ‘em.
Based on #11, I’d say that she’s planning to give Kim Kardashian a run for her money in the lard ass department.
If you didn’t know the history of this science experiment, you might find it somewhat sexy. As it stands, it is utterly bizarre, and a total turn-off.
Now she has to wear tape on her nose to keep it on her face like Michael Jackson.
Jesus Christ, those tits are stupid.
Starting to get a bit too much ass flab there. Time to hit the gym if you want to stay in the news!
I like how shes freaking out about losing her top which is firmly in place until she pulls her own tit out. Good job!
the attenton whore started to lose her top during this & dipped down into the water giving the fish a view that destroyed all marine life for miles around….she & BP will kill off the oceans of the world
She is still amazing lovely.
What if Spenser is ruthlessly blackmailing and manipulating her and she is not his willing collaborator as everyone assumes?
Think Star80.
Under-boobage = very sexy
Lovely round ass = erotic as hell
Cumming in Heidi’s mouth = my destiny!
Everytime I see a picture of Heidi now I think, “is this a picture from right after her surgeries?” Her face is a swollen mess.
Her parents should have disciplined her more when she was young. What a messed up girl!
This girl is SO hot, regrowth, nose tape…. who cares? I’d do anything to be rockin’ that body!
pst: THEY FORGOT HER SKULL.
(it still is empty)
God I love her!
Damn. That’s it. I really REALLY want to hit it now.
Fng gorgeous, I love this chick, yes she is stupid, but look at those tits!!!
When she is holding her tits like that with that look on her face I want to rub my dick all over my screen. Seriously. I finished on my PC.
I can has please?
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Pssh… I don’t care what y’all say about her face being busted, etc. I’d tap that like an epileptic telegraph operator. An amazing ass, great tits, and pic #4 doesn’t hurt either.
damn right!!
you can still see where her fake butt dimples out over the top of her real butt at the curve.
i like her, but what the fuck is all over her nose… sunscreen? clay? sand? bad bout with microdermabrasion? confused
She said in an article a few months ago that she continues to wear the tape from her surgery on her nose..
The fake boobs are a bit much, and she’s only so-so looking without make up…but from the ribcage down she has a great figure from the front and back. I’d be delighted to get her naked ass into bed.
This bitch plays with her tits more than her douche bag husband…WTF, share bitch share!
I wish she and her crazy husband would go away !!
Dog Face.
I’d still eat that ass.
she is a freak . but i still will hit it. hard and from behind.
That is the most fake “surprised” face I have ever seen. Yes, I like how she looks after surgery much better but the way she acts now is gross to say the least. Someone needs to deflate that big head of hers.
and I just lost my lunch…
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She needs a pearl necklace.
I’d like to introduce her to some surprise sex…or have a snuggle struggle with her…
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a great body is only sexy to me if A. I might get near it or B. It’s a natural gift, like Jessica Alba. Heidi is so worthless besides her body that it makes looking at her like looking at a nice car I dont want – I just can’t care. The only thing this woman is good at is selling her body, and she’s not even good at that, because she’s with another stupid, vapid guy who will prob dump her at the first sign she’s getting old/ugly/poor at which point she might figure out what a wackjob she is. If she’s not shooting a show or a movie, she isn’t making money. Searching out publicity means the end must be near. We’ll see.
Ok, I am really digging this natural Heidi look! The plastic look is “neat”….., but this natural look says I’m doable! :)
she is going more and more crazy! what have she done to her self?!?!!
lol!! 45% heidi 55% plastic surgery!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is she so worried about losing her top? She had those puppies pumped up so people would notice them. So now she is worried about someone seeing them. Get a life you dizzy dame. If you dont want them seen then be sure to have proper coverage and holding devices in place when at the beach or any where else that they might make an escape!!!!
So she has those puppies pumped up so people will “notice” then when she has a near loss of bikini top she freaks out because prople do notice.If she does’nt want them to get loose and be seen then she needs to cover them properly as well as get some attaching devices to keep bikini in place. Or just go to a beach that allows topless females!!
I think that it is a publicity manuver, she is an attention monger. Bottom line, who really gives a hoot?
All we need is the shark fin approaching from behind and the theme from Jaws. Chomp!
she’s got a pretty mouth..lol
say ahhhh ;{D …lol
just how big can her ass get..dammm
Heidis tits are almost as big as Kate Gosslins!
Cosmetic surgery is available to everyone. The Bottom line: She looks remarkable.