Do I Really Have To Talk About Dream Kardashian? Goddammit
“Haha, I got your money now.”
“Haha, I got a Hot Pocket in your purse.”
Because one cataclysmic event in America wasn’t enough for the week, another Kardashian was brought into the world as Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian celebrated the birth of their daughter Dream yesterday. And, yes, that’s really the kid’s name because apparently “Gold Baby” would’ve been too subtle. And if you think I’m joking, here’s the press release I received from E! before the kid was done being abortioned out. (What? Isn’t what our new president calls c-sections? I’m just trying to fit in.)
Coming off the year’s biggest unscripted cable launch with the premiere of the docuseries “Rob & Chyna,” now Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna reveal the complicated, humorous and touching journey they’re on as they start their new family. Premiering on December 18 at 8pm ET/PT on E!, the “Rob & Chyna Baby Special” will bring viewers into the delivery room for the momentous birth of their child.
Wait, I got it: “Ka-Ching Kardashian.” It’s got the K and everything!