DMX must wake up each morning and wonder ‘Hmm. What time will I get arrested today?’

August 14th, 2008 // 123 Comments

DMX must really like getting arrested. In fact, I’m willing to go so far to say he should marry getting arrested. He was picked up yesterday at an Arizona Wal-Mart after he failed to show up for a court hearing on Tuesday for his animal-cruelty and drug-possession case. E! Online reports:

Although DMX’s attorney did appear on his client’s behalf Tuesday afternoon to provide documentation that his client couldn’t make it because he was hospitalized in Miami (he wouldn’t say why, though), the judge opted to issue a bench warrant anyway and raise his bond to $25,000.

And just in case DMX’s lawyer doesn’t have a big enough ulcer, the rapper has another court hearing next week:

“We are in court again next week on other matters, and my hope is we can get the warrant resolved by then and get back on track,” he said. “We have some things in the works to get the warrant taken care of. My hope is that we can resolve it without an arrest, but he’s been arrested at the airport before, so they obviously have an eye out for him, so I’m not sure.”

I’m pretty sure the only place DMX hasn’t been arrested is outer space. Even then it’s only a matter of time until he’s picked up on the Hubble Telescope. And by a matter of time I mean Tuesday.


  1. lloyd johnson

    #97 you need a lobotomy. You are still judging an entire race by the actions of a few. You even admit that you form your opinions of what blacks think by what you see on tv and read in the papers. No first hand experience at all. I used the refrence of Amy Winehouse and your mother so can see how absurd your logic is. Obviously, that went right over your head. Let me put this in terms you can understand. Israel has done some fucked up things to a lot of people. It would seem your people are quick to defend the Israeli actions regardless of who was at fault. It would be foolish to believe all Israeli people are arab hating war mongers that defend every violent action their government does. It would be just as foolish to believe that the “israel can do no wrong” pundits on fox speak for the entire jewish community. For every DMX there are a thousand black men raising and providing for their families. Popular culture glorifies the violent, misogynist, lawless actions you attribute to blacks, but we are not the ones buying millions of Little Wayne cd’s. He may be black but millions of white people want to hear his crap. I do not know a sinlge black person with a little wayne cd, or 50 cent, or DMX. You will not get a record deal if you are not rapping about guns, drugs and hoes. Americans like violence and lawlessness. From the Sopran’s to Grand Theft Auto. As far as athletes are concerned, no matter the race, if you pluck some poor ,corn fed, meat head kid from his poor little town and give him millions of dollars in the big city he is going to act up. These are AMERICAN problems, they are not exclusive to blacks. You do not have any first hand knowledge about the black community so you should keep your mouth shut and your fingers still. I hope you can now see how you are being racist in your views.

  2. THE REAL BARELY STEARN

    97:

    “…you need a lobotomy…”

    I feel as though I’ve already had one conversing with you…

    “…Let me put this in terms you can understand….”

    No need to try and put it terms I can understand because you know exactly where you’re going with this argument: For any person in our society to stand up and say the black community has a serious f*cking problem on its hands and needs to clean up its act is to be IMMEDIATELY labeled as a racist. Sorry – not buying it. I have repeatedly seen blacks — who have stood up and been counted as saying they are sick and tired of watching their community’s values denigrated and torn apart by an element of THEIR community — labeled as Uncle Toms, self hating blacks, tools of the “white establishment”, the list goes on…I live in a large eastern city that contains a MAJORITY of blacks and can see firsthand the steady decline of the quality of life FOR EVERYONE. I see black men and women who rise up and say things are broken and then are hooted down as if they are traitors to the cause.

    “…Popular culture glorifies the violent, misogynist, lawless actions you attribute to blacks …”

    THIS is EXACTLY MY POINT: When it comes time to stand up and be counted I am seeing the same finger pointing, blame it on the other guy, bullshit – (It’s not me officer, the other guys massaged my throat so I’d swallow that drug…) Uhh, I’m exposed to the same “popular culture” you are – if you and I are law abiding citizens than what’s up with the rest of our posse?? Why can’t they straighten up and fly right? They can’t because we have become a society of enablers who are more than happy to say – Hey, don’t blame the lawbreaker, blame society. BULL and SHIT!

    You will not get a record deal if you are not rapping about guns, drugs and hoes. Americans like violence and lawlessness.

    Wow – et tu Brutus? I think you’ll find a whole bunch of black recording artists who would disagree with THAT incredibly stupid remark. And I’m American so therefore I like violence and lawlessness….??? Uhh really? Have you seen that encoded on MY DNA you stupid reverse racist piece of shit?

    “…You even admit that you form your opinions of what blacks think by what you see on tv and read in the papers….”

    Again you reverse racist douchebag: I interface with black people every day of my life – I can form my OWN opinions very well on my own. I referred to the media because THAT IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND COMMENTARY by self appointed leaders of the black community! I don’t personally know Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson but I can and do read their consatnt enabling banter aimed at excusing poor behavior and solifiying their power base by making sure that no one in the black community ever need to say: Hey, you know what? We’ve got a problem here and we need to start looking in the mirror!

    I don’t know how a guy (ME!) who is AMONGST a legion of white people who respect and admire Barack Obama and will be voting for him in the fall can be labeled a lobotomized racist but there you have it folks – courtesy of Lloyd Johnson – the guy who hates Amy Winehouse and my mother.

  3. bootlips

    Negroes are societies children. They will always screw up and they will always blame someone else. It’s always a catch-22 with them. If we don’t give them enough money they behave violently. If we give them millions of dollars they claim we gave them too much too soon. We’re dealing with a race that was too stupid to create their own written language. They’re complete idiots with nappy heads.

  4. Good for you #93 now you finally get it. You’re a lost cause anyhow if you’re wishing ballooned vessels on people. That’s the sign of the devil’s control. If you really think God is just going to reveal himself to a non-believer that easy then think again. That’s what the devil wants… for you not to believe, and he gets the last laugh. I don’t wish that on you though. I wish for you to have a very prosperous and faithful life. May God bless you.

  5. Father Mark teaches that God hates the unbelievers, the unclean, the unrepentant, and the uncircumcised, since the foreskin makes clean-up more difficult after a rigorous bout of lubeless anal sex.

    Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

  6. #102 I can sure tell you that you make so much more sense than that bootlips. At least you’re pointing out real life issues instead of saying meaningless things like, and I quote, “Negroes are societies children.” Which by the way should’ve read, “Negroes are society’s children.” I can’t agree more with the fact that many predominately black communities have big problems, but also have innocent children who have no choice to grow up in these kinds of neigborhoods. Many of them work hard, abstain from sex, finish highschool, and go off to college to become successful. I know, because I was one of those children. I wil keep it real. I had both my mother and father, but unfortunately they both only had highshcool diplomas. I decided that I wanted to do better for myself. So here I am now at the age of 26, I have no children, I have been with the love of my life now for 4 years, he’s the ONLY man i’ve ever been with, I already have a nice healthcare career, and am furthering my education by paying for it with my own funds. Trust me when I say I know many others like myself who have made something out of a bad situation. Bootlips makes it seem as if a black baby that can’t even speak, or even comprehend the world yet is already at fault. God has chosen a path for each and everyone of us, and it’s up to us which road we will take. If I make a mistake I know society has nothing to do with it, and that it’s all on me. Why do you think I waited to even date until I was 22 years old? I wasn’t trying to be a teen aged mother or end up with a nasty std. All my highschool friends were just like myself, and we have all gone off to college despite our childhood hardships. It’s okay to point out the facts, but it’s not neccessary to generalize an entire race of people. Well to me we are all the same race with just simple differences in our DNA that distinguish us from one another. For children that grow to become teens and act out I blame them and the parents, but not society. If society was the blame for everything I did in my life I would probably be too ashamed to even go out in public as a natural black woman with real nappy hair, real nails, no make-up (eeww make-up is disguisting btw), and would be trying to follow the crowd. If I had chosen to follow the crowd of many in my old community then I’d probably be bare foot pregnant, and with many baby’s fathers. That’s not the case, because Im my own person. This DMX thing is his own fault, not the faults of other black citizens in this country. That man put it on himself.

  7. I don’t know who #105 really is, but BE ALARMED PEOPLE, i would never say anything like that. Im not that much of a fool, and I don’t believe God can hate anyone. I do believe he can hate some of the things we do. Stop mocking me you weird…crazy…delirious…person.

  8. #102. “I live in a large eastern city that contains a MAJORITY of blacks …”

    That pretty much narrows it down to Baltimore, Philadelphia, Newark, DC, or Atlanta. I’d fucking hate my life too if I lived in any of the aforementioned shitholes. Add a job that involves wearing a paper hat, and it must suck to be you, …

  9. DMX

    You can take the blacks out the ghetto, you can’t take the ghetto out the blacks.

  10. RichPort (Is an idiot)

    You seem obsessed with fast food – is it because your fondest memory is handing out freebies in McDonald’s stalls…? But don’t dispair – I’m sure with that resume you can get a gig in Congress. Enjoy the Navy Bean soup douchebag.

  11. I don’t even know who is who anymore, but 109 is damn right. I confess also that I can take my ghetto ass education with me everywhere I go too. Who am I kidding? I went to one of the best highschools in the U.S. called Princeton High. It was like a minature Princeton College. See I may have lived in the ghetto, but it was within the Princeton District, and I was smart enough to be there. We weren’t too formal, but we had to tuck our shirts in and stuff. This school had mostly whites in it, and was nothing like the good-for-nothing inner city schools. That’s the problem with those schools…the dumb azz teachers let the kids play craps instead of actually teaching them. My best friend went to one for a year when she moved out of the Princeton district, but it was too ghetto for her to take. She came back to Princeton High, and graduated. Damn…those were the days. Anyhow, Im rambling, and am tired of these internet wars. CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

  12. frank

    Even vast wealth can’t keep them out of trouble. Kind of makes a mockery of the whole ‘itz the poverty’ line that apologists for negro failure still cling to.

  13. Father Mark teaches that God loves each of us, without regard to race, ethnicity, or cultural differences that we often use to define ourselves. God loves us all, except for negros, as they are filthy abominations, and the spawn of Lucifer.

    Love thy neighbor as thyself.

  14. Ahw damn! defamation of character.

  15. lloyd johnson

    102, calm down. Bob Sagat used to give Mary-Kate (Olsen) acting lessons. “Act like this never happened.”

  16. Hey Im SueMe
    Yes Im the real SueMe
    All you other SueMe’s are just imitating
    So won’t the real SueMe please stand up!
    Please stand up!
    Please stand up!

  17. bootlips

    SueMe is an appropriate name. Companies are forced to hire negroes and then the negroes show their appreciation by not working, then getting fired, and then suing the company for discrimination. Companies are forced to hire them or face heavy fines. Negroes are not wanted desirable because of their behavior. It has nothing to do with racism. It’s common sense. It’s the same reason why Arab cab drivers and store owners prefer not to have their business. It’s not worth it. I highly doubt any company makes a profit from hiring a negro. They don’t work and they will steal from you as soon as they get the opportunity. It’s called the negro lottery.

  18. Jenny

    #30 The stats don’t support your claims and there are several logical fallacies in your post.

  19. Wow… it seems I’ve been massively trolled this weekend… and I (gulp) agree with my troll… well except for the gay part… though I can be an idiot. A lot of people are apparently very bored.

  20. Wow… it seems I’ve been massively trolled this weekend… and I (gulp) agree with my troll… well except for the gay part… though I can be an idiot. A lot of people are apparently very bored.

  21. Is everyone back to their normal selves today? Yesterday I was experiencing some imitation and stuff. What up with that?

  22. blizzy

    I wonder why everytime a black person or hispanic person shows up on this site, all the pundits and biggots have to come out and have their say when (a.) no one cares what they think anyway, and (b.) they’d only type their thoughts never speak them.

    My favorite is bootlips, who seems to harbor some sort of latent anger against black people. He probably got it from his parents, cause racism tends to be genetic kinda like cancer risk or obesity. Laughing g-d needs to get over it; its simply moronic to be angry over what you yourself never suffered…suffering though osmosis is phony, and at best, insincere.

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