DMX is a terrible dog owner
A raid on DMX’s house in Arizona found three dog corpses and several unattended pitbulls outside. A search of the property yielded three canine corpses, one of which “seemed to be burned.” Police also found “a large number of weapons, some drug paraphernalia, and a lot of cars that don’t match the license plates.” DMX’s lawyer claims the rapper hasn’t been to his Arizona home for several months and said in a statement:
“Earl (DMX’s real name) had a caretaker, who obviously wasn’t taking care. Earl loves those dogs.”
No arrests have been made yet, but what the hell is this? Is DMX taking dog care tips from Michael Vick? What was this caretaker doing that he didn’t notice a dog being cremated? By the sun! I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but Britney Spears takes better care of her own children than this. Slightly. Maybe not. But at least none of her kids have been discovered dead and burned on the lawn yet. Yet.