DMX is a terrible dog owner

August 27th, 2007 // 61 Comments
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A raid on DMX’s house in Arizona found three dog corpses and several unattended pitbulls outside. A search of the property yielded three canine corpses, one of which “seemed to be burned.” Police also found “a large number of weapons, some drug paraphernalia, and a lot of cars that don’t match the license plates.” DMX’s lawyer claims the rapper hasn’t been to his Arizona home for several months and said in a statement:

“Earl (DMX’s real name) had a caretaker, who obviously wasn’t taking care. Earl loves those dogs.”

No arrests have been made yet, but what the hell is this? Is DMX taking dog care tips from Michael Vick? What was this caretaker doing that he didn’t notice a dog being cremated? By the sun! I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but Britney Spears takes better care of her own children than this. Slightly. Maybe not. But at least none of her kids have been discovered dead and burned on the lawn yet. Yet.


  1. wedgeone

    FRIST!

  2. Faggot

    chubby ass crack head

    FIRST!

  3. youralldouches

    first you douche bags

  4. wedgeone

    Two commonalities: cruelty to dogs, by _____ guys. Surprise, surprise.

  5. Faggot

    all you men that been to jail before, suck my dick!

  6. jrzmommy

    Before we start with all the Sharpton-KKK arguing, remember this: chimps are naturally aggressive toward dogs. When it’s in the genes, you really can’t point fingers.

  7. lambman

    sad, what a looser

  8. Faggot

    ya’ll niggas remind me of a dog club, cause everytime i come around it’s like what i just gotta get my dick sucked.

  9. cant my dick say anything without your vagina turning it into me fucking you a lot!!

    420!

    HOLLA!

  10. They have rappers in Arizona?

  11. Faggot

    AY YO!
    AY YO!
    AY YO!

    STOP! HARMING! DOGS!

    you gonna think it’s a joke til they no longer remember your name

    D’s NOT A! NICE! PERSON!

    MAKE COWARDS DISAPPEAR UP IN THIN AIR, BY CREMATIN THEM!

    STOP! DROP OPEN UP SHOP (WHAT) FAKE ASS DMX SCREAMIN FOR ME TO TAKE THE TORCH OFF HIS COCK.

  12. joel

    #11!! woo hooo. -_-

    stop the freaking animal abuse! this is insane and uncalled for. retards. they should all be hanged. by their dicks just as well.

  13. Mike

    #10 Frist. How is it going? Have talked to you or Jimbo in a while. Haven’t gotten any e-mails in a while from you guys.

  14. RACE CARD CHIP ON SHOULDER SURPRISE

    Can’t wait for the mini Farakhans to arrive to start spouting their he’s being picked on because he’s black crap. Cruelty is not acceptable and illegal regardless of the ethnicity of the perp.

  15. Lil Princess

    i say we drown and hang mike vick and then burn dmx…..

  16. my comment

    Another scumbag for the wood chipper.

  17. jrzmommy

    #6 = Jrztroll

    But since we’re on the subject…….what is it with………nevemind…….

  18. Ooba Gooba

    He’s a celebrity. Just sweep it under the rug.

  19. Texas Tranny

    @ 5
    Faggot, I’ve been to jail :-)

  20. I got an idea….let put Micheal Vick and DMX in a ring, make em fight, and the loser gets doused in gas and lit on fire! Yes!!!! With the pay per view, we would ALL clean up!

  21. Shallow Val

    Up in heah, up in heah

    Well, enuf of that, evidence + dog corpses BETTER EQUAL jail, mother father, son of a beach towel….

  22. Danklin24

    Ok, the only time police check out the cars and if the tags are legit when they’re really there for a report of dog fighting going on is when they’re checking out a black person’s place. Why is that?

  23. BlohansDeviatedSeptum

    EARL, that’s fucking classic. In retrospect I guess DMX does sound a little harder than Gansta Earl.

  24. bob

    if Earl loved those dogs so much he wouldn’t have them in the first place. To care so much to just hire someone to take care of them because you’re not home for months doesn’t make sense.

    so he’s got weapons, stolen cars (i assume) and drug paraphernalia & we’re suppose to believe that he’s not fighting those dogs?

  25. Maybe he should hang out with Mike Vick.

  26. BunnyButt

    “Earl loves those dogs.” Especially with barbeque sauce.

  27. Actually, this is the second time (that I’ve heard of, there may be more) that he has been busted for animal cruelty.
    So as much as I love the raps of DMX…………..I’m gonna have to agree with the majority of the folks who think perhaps he shouldn’t be allowed to have any dogs.
    Oh, hey, I just realized I burned my mouth by the pizza I had for lunch! Ow!

  28. ubee0173

    wow. how dissapointing. and im sure we all assumed that he was a real classy guy. a literary genius who sat around with his dogs (that he loooved) drinking brandy with them in his totally legal cars while admiring the artistic beauty of fine glass craftsmanship, and those peices were CERTAINLY not drug paraphenalia, because dmx says no to drugs. and ho’s. and shooting people in the face.

  29. Kat

    AGAIN. He’s been busted with neglected/abused Pit Bulls AGAIN. I don’t know why he was allowed to have pets after the FIRST time he was charged with animal cruelty. This asshole shouldn’t be allowed to care for a houseplant, let alone something with a pulse. If anybody buys that excuse knowing he left dogs to starve in the woods a few years ago, they should be sterilized. Or punched in the face.

  30. RichPort

    Oh, but when his team of scientists finally perfect that flame retardant dog coat and your ass is about to burn to death in a fiery blaze only to be saved by a heroic fireproof pitbull, then he’ll be a fucking genius, right? I mean, we lost a few fucking hamsters before we realized they weren’t good in microwaves…. geeez people lighten up. There are casualities in scientific research. And yes the government is covering up how many hapless geeks were killed to perfect Windows…

    HA! I said “perfect” Windows… I kill me (jn a fiery blaze, in AZ…)

  31. bob2

    This guy is the epitome of the term “waste of space. ”

    How many times has he been arrested?? 787293847? Does the 3rd strike rule not apply to this motherfucker?

  32. kim

    what is wrong with people these days? this is the SECOND time dmx has been caught doing this. i hope the authorities go after him this time.

  33. Alison

    . . . not surprising.

  34. Danklin24

    #8 what in the blue fuck are you talking about. you sound like youre on crack.

  35. ssdd

    Nothing but Common… nothing but Common.

  36. Eagle Chick

    You mean burnt dogs n’ kids aren’t lawn ornaments!? I’m sueing Walmart!

  37. Ally

    DMX is a piece of shit. I’ve known this for years. This is not the first time he’s gotten in trouble for cruelty to dogs and dog fighting. Someone needs to release a rabid pitt bull on his balls and see how he likes it, heartless sick evil fuck. Oh, and his music SUCKS too.

  38. doggiestyle

    What is with black people and dogs? They are either scared of them or they neglect them. Assholes.

  39. STeve

    Just waiting for Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton to join DMX’s camp and spout the racial angle….all 3 are assh*les and publicity whores, especially Jackson and Sharpton, who no one takes seriously anymore.

  40. nagger please

    I’ve always wondered why my dog hates negroes… I just thought he wanted to be like everyone else..

  41. whatever

    If this keeps up, my dog is going to join the KKK.

    Canine power!!!

  42. whatever

    @ 14:

    Yeah, and what do you have to say about #6 jrzmommy’s comments?

    LOL. You boring pale-faced crackers are ridiculously predictable

  43. T

    He’s such a piece of shit.

  44. woodhorse

    I say give his dogs to K-Fed and make him pay hefty support payments weekly, monthly, and yearly.

  45. ZUG

    Wow, big suprise here.

  46. ZUG

    So, how long will it take for Douch-MX to find Jesus?

  47. sandra

    THIS KIND OF HUMAN(???) CANNOT SURPRISE ME ANYMORE!!!
    DMF IS A LOSER!!!

  48. sandra

    SORRY…THE CORRECT NAME OF THIS COCK SUCKER IS DMX, AND NOT DMF LIKE I WROTE IN THE LAST COMMENTARY…WHATEVER HIS NAME , WHATEVER HIS COLOUR …….DMX SUCKS!!!!!!!

  49. day old donut

    DMX is another piece of shit like Vick. Both sociopathic barbarians.. Why have any animals if you are not around to love and care for them? I hope the guns are illegal and he’s got dope and Jesus behind the couch and that he just goes down for this shit. Worthless, overpaid, no talent loser. Earl and Mike are two useless cockroaches.

  50. nigga please? Is it a black thing?

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