Dita Von Teese unveils her new Wonderbra lingerie, I can’t stop thinking she had sex with Marilyn Manson

August 19th, 2008 // 71 Comments

Dita Von Teese shows off her new line of lingerie that she designed for Wonderbra. It’s meant to be worn all day under your normal clothes because apparently Dita wants all you ladies to be slutty superheroes. Finally, a cause I can support! In the meantime, here are the details from Marie Claire UK:

‘I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath. Lingerie shouldn’t be something you just put on for your lover; you should do it for you. It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood.’

Of course, what better way to embrace womanhood than by seducing men. Just sayin’.

Photos: Wonderbra
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  1. EnglishGirl

    Too much makeup, and it’s unnatural to wear corsets messes up your insides, pushes it up or down, but that is the style- so who is to judge!

  2. hail hitler

    #33

    actually marilyn was sued by his bandmates for spending millions on nazi memoribilia for HIMSELF. i haven’t heard that ALL of the items were for Dita. Hell, if he spent all that money buying someone else nazi crap, he’s just as much a jew hater as the receiver.

    anyway, marilyn’s new JEW girlfriend poser, evan rachel “wish she could” wood has no problem banging a nazi fan so quit your bitching

  3. S

    Actually, I don’t totally hate the message behind this. And she’s a natural blonde(ish), so the black hair makes her look really severe and pale. She was fair already but the dark hair really heightens it.

  4. Lauren

    /Horseface

  5. I'm A Pirate

    Why is everyone so concerned about her being pale? So she doesn’t spend all her weekends at the beach or at the tanning salon trying to get skin cancer.

    I’m just about as pale as her, my hair is darker and yet i still venture into the sun and get plenty of Vitamin D. AND I don’t look like casper’s living sister.

    I think her classic 1940′s look is beautiful, back when women were still women with no plastic bits. There was no practice of sucking out your butt fat and putting it in your lips, no recontruction a body part just because its a little bit too big for your liking. Their fashion was pretty and feminine and so cute, especially 1950′s rock and roll styled clothes.

    Anywho, thats my two cents.

  6. back in black

    yuck…white people.

  7. I reckon I like her stuff.

  8. Sarah

    Why does it matter that she is pale? Should everyone be dark brown (and I’m talking about those who tan constantly, risking their health, not those who have naturally brown skin, before someone jumps all over me)? What’s so wrong with pale? I’m pale, not as pale as her, but still pretty white, even when I spend time in the sun.

    And if she wants to rock the retro look and wear a corset, then let her be. It’s her choice. I personally think she’s gorgeous as all hell, but to each his or her own!

  9. smelly

    Am i the only person who thinks she has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs???

  10. Dita has a phenomenal makeup artist ;)

  11. farty_mcshitface

    well, her body is on the too-skinny side for my tastes but, i do like her attitude about lingerie. more women need to embrace their feminine side instead of just throwing on a t-shirt, some cut-off sweats and some goddamned ugly-ass flip flops!

  12. :)

    “no plastic bits”???

    are you kidding, she had her boobs boosted.

  13. UK_Matt

    She’s better than I’ll ever get to fuck. So hell yes, I’d have that.

    Fuck I’d marry that. Compared to the mad bitches I’ve done MM just looks like a temporary blip in sobriety. And she comes with free underwear, think how much money we can save.

  14. Then simple don’t think that way.
    THINK OF HER AS A LESBIAN!!

  15. Mwqmfmm

    Did you mean Marilyn Monroe?

  16. Allknowingone

    #9, photoshop and rib removal made her waist so tiny! She does wear corsets when she performs or appears in public. Wearing corsets will make her waist look small while she’s wearing one but it doesn’t cause any permanent changes to the size of her waist. She’s clearly not wearing a corset in the above photos.

  17. I don’t care what y’all say — I’d risk the Manson herpes to tap that.

  18. Raqs

    she straights up her arms to the air and like that she stylizes her waist , not to mention she keeps her breath and of course SHE’S SLIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Sassy girl

    Not to many years ago… it was considered unlady like to have a tan. I think Dita with her dark hair and porcelain skin is absoulutely stunning.

    I too have dark hair and pale skin just as poster #58 Sarah, and Dita.

  20. I don’t think that Pale skin is stunning. I think that she applies white powder just like Marylin does. She is cute and she dresses in nice underwear. Maybe she wasn’t doing it right in bed with her man..YOU can look sexy, but in private be stiff with your mate and forget what got you there in the first place.
    Obviously Rachel has to be putting it down..U barely see them..

    It must be nice!

  21. allheavens

    Raqs stated: she straights up her arms to the air and like that she stylizes her waist , not to mention she keeps her breath and of course SHE’S SLIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Honey, the camera adds 10 pounds, I’ve seen her on the red carpet and her waist is that small and she is slim.

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