Dita Von Teese unveils her new Wonderbra lingerie, I can’t stop thinking she had sex with Marilyn Manson

August 19th, 2008 // 71 Comments

Dita Von Teese shows off her new line of lingerie that she designed for Wonderbra. It’s meant to be worn all day under your normal clothes because apparently Dita wants all you ladies to be slutty superheroes. Finally, a cause I can support! In the meantime, here are the details from Marie Claire UK:

‘I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath. Lingerie shouldn’t be something you just put on for your lover; you should do it for you. It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood.’

Of course, what better way to embrace womanhood than by seducing men. Just sayin’.

Photos: Wonderbra
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  1. someguy

    First.

    And boobies are cool.

  2. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    I bet she has 10 foot pole marks over her entire body after having sex with Manson.

  3. rough daddy

    “boobies are cool” go watch your sister undress, little mattress pisser!

  4. sammy

    Victoria’s Secret’s “Fredericks of Hollywood” line.

  5. she looks good but damn. marilyn manson!?

  6. listenfag

    I think Dita has the most stunning figure ever.
    GORGEOUS!!!

  7. someguy

    #3. I don’t really know what that means, but lighten up.

  8. 23apples

    Those lingere sets look like some uncomfortable and slightly complicated “little” secrets to have to wear all day long

  9. angie

    i just wanna know how she got her waist so tiny.

  10. havoc

    Panties and a bra. Big deal.

    Shuck ‘em and assume the position…….

    .

  11. literarycritic

    @#9: Photoshop.

  12. Jen

    @#11 and 9: No she wears a corset constantly, its not photoshop.

  13. Deacon Jones

    This brood has a couple foot fetish movies she’s done on the internet, she has this hot dyke like her feet while she’s wearing a latex S&M outfit, pretty fucking hot

  14. surlywench

    I find her exaggerated hourglass shape very unappealing.

  15. hoochie

    Dipsy von who?

  16. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    HOT!

  17. amdrulez

    All I want for christmas is her figure. Holy god…

  18. meh

    If you keep thinking about MM after looking at that body you might be playing for the other team, kiddo.

  19. sixpack

    Smokin’ hot.

  20. Sure, why not? Looks really comfortable.

  21. Vicky

    That´s the most horrible lingerie i´ve ever seen….

  22. Flinger

    If it will make you feel better, during her sex with MM she was the one wearing the strap-on, no doubt.

  23. Ted from LA

    Do you know why they call them “wonder” bras? Because everyone wonders where those tits came from…

  24. Bob White

    I am not sure what to think about this chic. The face of a 50′s screen queen on a sexy body. Put together it is horrendous.

    I am not a fan of the old timey hair styles she rocks and the overly matte, pan cake make-up. Looks like the Black Dahlia.

    Also there is something tranny about the second pic…..looks like something is tucked.

  25. JPRichardson

    I find her adorable. These are not her best pics, though.

  26. Not That Guy

    Every one of you wretched fucking soccer moms that spend their day on this site should take note of Dita and start to dress appropriately at home. Maybe your husbands wouldn’t be so repulsed by you on a daily basis and you can actually have sex instead of riding your dildo’s and typing on this site all day. Whores.

  27. suzeeee

    I am not sure about these either? No doubt her body is nice but the second pic is just wierd….it’s kinda creepy that she looks like she’s from another era..like a ghost or something. Even antiques creep me out so maybe it’s just me?? lol

  28. cavy

    Dita is so amazing! She is a great inspiration for classiness, sexiness and female power – I will definitely be spending some big bucks on her lingerie line – can’t wait!

  29. Wow

    Beautiful hourglass figure and a pretty face; can’t go wrong with that.

  30. pistolita

    if these pictures are recent, then it IS photoshop. i just saw her on the cover and layout of a new magazine and she is MUCH bigger than this. she was doing the same pose, with her arms over her head, and her arms were twice the size they look in these pictures.

    son’t fool yourselves people. EVERYONE is photoshopped. even when there is hardly anything wrong with someone to start with, they will find a way to make them look absolutely perfect.

  31. craigj

    … and they suceeded in making her look perfect!

  32. Not that girl

    #26 How do you know everyone on here is an inappropriately dressed, sexed deprived soccer mom? How do you know they have dildos they ride all day? How do you know that they have husbands, like men, or give a damn what said husband thinks.

    You, dear sir, are a presumptious asshole who obviously has nothing better to do than peruse this site yourself, spitting venom just like the soccer moms you so detest. Why don’t you go stick that dildo up your ass and ride away, hopefully into oblivion:)

  33. antisemetic whore

    She must be very vitamin D deficient. Marilyn Manson bought her tons of hitler memorobilia as gifts during their marriage so I think she’s kind of a giant piece of shit and this pasty white thing she tries to rock has a lot to do with her “beliefs”. You are no snow white lady and frankly her face is a little manly, the rest of her isn’t but I can get over the fact that she’s a crazy twisted whore.

  34. Bob White

    #26-Your assuming that the soccer mom’s husbands must like mediocre looking lingerie on goth chics with pasty skin awho look like they are trying to either tuck an extra appendage or keep from pissing.

    Or your asuming those poor, deprived husbands like women who look like drag queens reminiscent of the 1940′s. Is all she needs for the look to be complete is one of those long cigarette holders.

    So #26, tell me more about you?

  35. drew

    Fucking gorgeous picture~~~~~~!!! I see it in this lady’s profile at richromances.com that is a site for model and beautiful people. is she still a single? Still looking?

  36. ldsqtbea

    # 26 is just mad that his wife doesnt dress up when he gets home from work … sucks to be you dude … your comment wasnt directed to all the “soccer moms” it was meant for your wife to hopefully read … and hopefully get up and shower … advice to you: try talking to her face to face :)

    side note:
    awesome lingerie … and totally agree with her … we shouldnt just dress up only when we want to seduce a guy … we should do it because it makes us feel awesome and pretty and sexy ;)

  37. Mary

    #30 – iISOO AGREE, HENCE ME QUOTING YOU!

    Don’t fool yourselves people. EVERYONE is photoshopped. even when there is hardly anything wrong with someone to start with, they will find a way to make them look absolutely perfect.

  38. monkeyfightclub

    is she from the 1940′s? I’m going to buy that lingerie for the misses after I stop by the haberdasher and the speakeasy.

  39. Very retro, i like it

  40. Janine

    It bothers me that she is so goddamn pale! A little sunlight would not hurt her. Also, it almost looks like she had a rib removed, like dolly parton did, because she has such a perfect hourglass shape in the waist.
    She kind of creeps me out, I am just not into the ghostly pale super skinny look.

  41. Janine:

    She isn’t pale, it the photography…they wanted her to look retro

  42. your momma

    me thinks # 26 is pissed off because his wife has been havings lots of sex behind his back and he wants to take it out on someone. well, if you wern’t so repulsive (and you really are repulsive over the net so heavens knows what your like in real life) maybe you wouldn’t been doomed to spend the rest of your life recieveing “love” from your right hand.

    oh wait, i apologise for making such presumptions.

    you might be left handed.

  43. your momma

    me thinks # 26 is pissed off because his wife has been havings lots of sex behind his back and he wants to take it out on someone. well, if you wern’t so repulsive (and you really are repulsive over the net so heavens knows what your like in real life) maybe you wouldn’t been doomed to spend the rest of your life recieveing “love” from your right hand.

    oh wait, i apologise for making such presumptions.

    you might be left handed.

  44. Lux

    @your momma: that one was sooooo good.

  45. kate

    I love the pin up girl look. Dita. looks great. I’m trying to dress more feminine and lady like with more dresses and skirts. Definitely, gets more attention from men.
    Americans are to concerned about being comfortable.

  46. granada

    There is something VERY odd about her body….her 1940s-era face looks like it should belong on a plump body….yet her waist is incredibly (unnaturally) small.

    Oh, and she banged Manson.

  47. malicious

    Hot! and I would wear that for sure

  48. Maudina

    @#9 corset

  49. Skip Smith

    Look how many posts were directed at #26. I think someone hit a nerve.

    Whores.

  50. Rae.

    um, to the person that says Dita Von Teese is only pale because of photoshop…

    yeah, find me a picture of a tan Dita. seriously.. the woman is a ghost. a gorgeous ghost, but a fecking ghost indeed.

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