I would drink that martini and other news

February 17th, 2010 // 76 Comments

- Kevin Eubanks bails on Leno. [PopEater]

- Joe Jonas shouldn’t wear skinny jeans. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lily Allen continues terrorizing the modern world with her pantslessness. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mischa Barton can not look like a drug addict. Would’ve never called that. [Just Jared]

- Avril Lavigne rapes your eardrums while Tim Burton holds them down. [Dlisted]

- Shakira might be cheating on her boyf- Wait. She’s 33?! Black magic is real! [Celebslam]

- Jesse James has a dog named Cinnabun. < - Funniest shit I will ever write on this site. [Huffington Post]

- Pete Wentz doing an eerily accurate impression of the only way Elin Woods is allowed near Tiger. [TheFABlife]

- Lisa Rinna is “disturbed” by Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery. [The Blemish]

- Kid Cudi wears comfortable clothes because cartoon characters never change their outfits. Why not? [Bossip]

- Robert Pattinson shirtless in Remember Me. [PopSugar]

- Snooki’s trademarking her name. Of course. [Amy Grindhouse]

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  1. A product of the planet of the apes

    I’m drooling. Well, not really. But I feel like I should be. Hot! Hot! Hot!

  2. SO RIGHT

    Now THIS is a great natural body. She is hot!

  3. IKE

    You wouldn’t want to drink that after I got through with her. ;)

  4. Mandi

    I loooove Dita! She is such a a great example of classic, old style beauty. Beautiful face, luscious body – not all bones – curvy, like a real woman. She is beautiful! And it’s not stripping, idiots, it’s burlesque, and she is the best of the best at it!

  5. Georgeo

    Hello you ugly man-face, pot bellied lard bucket. Dita is disgusting. She’s a man. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a closet homo.

  6. very happy man so happy you could say I am...

    no thanks

  7. JC

    her body is out of this world! so sexy, curvy… lickable!

  8. spicy

    wow… the things musicians need to do these days to outdo one another.

    i mean whatever happened to the actual music?

  9. JN

    Does this woman ever evolve? Her act is tired.

  10. Shitballs

    Rumer Willis is lookin’ goood.

  11. cuntacular

    Don’t hate on Manson cuz he got a piece of that ass.

  12. dex67

    how’s this woman is butterface, really? obvious that most of the regulars here are self-hating resentful low-lives, who get their kicks from 20 secs of poorly spelled dissin’ behind some greasy keyboard, but nothing wrong with this gal’s face..or figure. not every female celeb has to look like your under aged cousin with boob job & collagen lips on crack body, you know.

  13. she's hotter than Gaga

    i So agree with #36. Fish, please put this on your so freaking hot list and remove the Gaga, pronto!
    I have no idea why Gaga is on that list and not Dita, I can only guess that it’s cos Gaga’s post has more comments written, but most of them are ‘EW she’s fug!’ PLEASE for the love of good taste, do the swap asap. Much obliged

  14. captain america

    americans give Shit about manners!!

  15. me again

    she’s pretty.

  16. dude

    you’re hot Dita.

    Youth is fleeting, so enjoy the short ride.

  17. ohWhy

    To Smelly @#4:
    you’re not straight. Dumb Cunt. At least get your head straight before you post here.

  18. Daliaz

    She is an Euro-trash.Slut not really singer like Nana Mouskouri , Connie Francis,…

  19. Daliaz

    Too many pigs and porn addicted on internet that worship a pig like that trashy singer? Pigs and porn addicted are forgettingthe real beauty of singers and music.

  20. Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at====== Agelessmatch.com ====== a nice and free site for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  21. Drake

    Even with a ton of war paint, this chick is ugly. In the fifth shot you can see the entire shape of her implant. Things like that turn me off.

  22. Mr. Nice Guy

    She looks Great. Great Body, Make Up & Package. Picture 5 is shadows, but who cares, her Tits are Real, Real Great.

  23. London

    Hahaha what a hipocritical skank. She was tanned and had bleached blonde hair and was a self admitted drug addict in the 90s. She acts like she is much better than everyone because she dresses from the 40′s. Um hello your clothes are cute but you constantly look like you’re in costume, also..you do need a tan. Fair is one thing…but being pasty deathly white is hideous. And you arent orginal, you merely took what real women in the 30′s and 40′s did and tried to market it as your own. Lame. Maybe a Rat costume better suites this pin-up knock off….

  24. London

    To whoever said her boobs are real they arent, she has said in several interviews that theyre fake. Wanna know why? She says because of all the drugs she did before she was famous ate away at her body and she looked annorexic thin and it wrecked her boobs….hahaha that IS sooooo sexy! She isnt original. I rocked the raven hair and red lip pinup look long ago while she had bleached blonde hair and was doing coke in some cheesy sleezy strip club. Betty Paige wanna be. Ugh go away already. She dated MM, how low can you go.

  25. London

    Don’t believe it? See for yourself…
    “I was a bit of a party girl in the early ’90s and used LSD and Ecstasy. Eventually my weight dropped to 6stone 7-lbs. (91 pounds) and I looked terrible, so I gave up drugs. My breasts never recovered, so when I was 21 I had 32D implants. Now I’m a healthy 8st 2-lbs. (114 pounds).”
    Yeah and you have the waist of a 3 year old….your organs are shoved into your but from all the corsets…now that is HOT haha. Wow the only reason she gave up drugs was because her boobs looked bad, yeah right they probably were ugly before that too. Superficial indeed ha.

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