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The Pig on the Internet | February 17, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Fap!
Hennifer Lopez | February 17, 2010 at 6:22 pm
whats that weird clear plastic looking shit on her lower stomach???
jizzinmypants | February 17, 2010 at 6:23 pm
i’d eat that.. errr, drink that?
Melly | February 17, 2010 at 6:32 pm
I am a straight married woman and I am seriously thinking about switching teams.
Frank | February 17, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Well, so much for no fap February…
Ripper Owens | February 17, 2010 at 6:43 pm
I would eat her ass. BUT She still has a butterface.
She might as well go all the way and have sex for money (If she doesn’t already).
titsonsnack | February 17, 2010 at 6:56 pm
She has a bean-shaped head and a monotone voice and boring personality. Good thing nobody’s looking at her face, listening to her talk, or bringing her home to mom.
McBiff | February 17, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Make her walk backwards please
Da Troooooooooof | February 17, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Not bad, and I am very picky. I am saying not bad to the body, the face is another story, it is bad, very bad my friends.
fatguyinalittleshirt | February 17, 2010 at 7:01 pm
mamma mia
Da Troooooooooof | February 17, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Not bad, and I am very picky. I am saying not bad to the body, the face is another story, it is bad, very bad my friends.
I call 'em as I see 'em | February 17, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Britney Spears wishes she looked this good.
Dita looks pretty fuckin’ amazing. Seriously. I mean, isn’t she close to 40?
And wasn’t she married to Marilyn Manson?
She’s lucky she isn’t a dried up husk in a discarded cocoon somewhere.
wosh | February 17, 2010 at 7:09 pm
she was thinner last time she did this http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/sep2008/9/0/8F46879E-EF65-6337-926BF122FFDF8673.jpg this a total babe though. I wish I had her waist!
wtf | February 17, 2010 at 7:12 pm
God…Avril Lavigne on the Alice in Wonderland soundtrack just made me not want to see it.
Mr. Nice Guy | February 17, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Dita looks very TASTY!
medi0169 | February 17, 2010 at 7:45 pm
I’d hit that.
blah | February 17, 2010 at 8:09 pm
sorry penis…..
JustinKredible | February 17, 2010 at 8:15 pm
I had no idea Dita Von Teese still looked good.
verga | February 17, 2010 at 9:09 pm
any man who can look at picture 8 for 60 seconds without getting wood is a raving homo
ginger | February 17, 2010 at 9:10 pm
sweet baby jesus – she is HOT
AnnaDraconida | February 17, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Now THAT’S hot
timmy the dying boy | February 17, 2010 at 9:50 pm
Oh dear God, she is indescribably luscious!
Becky | February 17, 2010 at 9:51 pm
I think Dita is a gorgeous woman! Her face is so classic looking. I’m a very straight woman and I would totally do her. And her ass is amazing! So jealous.
so freaking gorgeous | February 17, 2010 at 9:55 pm
AMAZING looking! Seriously, I can barely believe she’s real.
@ Megan Fox, you’re no Vargas girl. THIS is a Vargas girl
so freaking gorgeous | February 17, 2010 at 9:56 pm
AMAZING looking! Seriously, I can barely believe she’s real.
@ Megan Fox, you’re no Vargas girl. THIS is a Vargas girl
CeramicMaster | February 17, 2010 at 9:56 pm
I love her original beauty, hope to find a similar women for me :)
Brett Croft | February 17, 2010 at 10:21 pm
That’s just perfect
HackSaw | February 17, 2010 at 10:21 pm
If it was gravy I’d sop it up with a biscuit.
Tony Soprano | February 17, 2010 at 10:26 pm
I do love Italian music…
but then I think about all the Marilyn Manson dick she’s absorbed over the years and I want to bash my dick with a spiked baseball bat…
Posh | February 17, 2010 at 10:42 pm
The media is so sexualized now. No wonder people are turning gay left and right. Chicks are always naked.
Man loving Man | February 17, 2010 at 10:52 pm
I never understood the appeal this bitch has with you straight dorks. Or what women can possibly do that a good man can do for another man with a deeper love and sincerity. I wonder what Randal the Luscious thinks of this whore?
So not interested.
Next please.
(some nice cock please)
acekard | February 17, 2010 at 11:46 pm
i am surprised how RAI accepted such a hidious show on their festival and LIVE
oh yeah | February 18, 2010 at 12:34 am
#31
coz you’re gay dumbass!
she’s hot.. those who say otherwise are packing fudge or jealous fat chicks.
nuff said.
raj | February 18, 2010 at 2:07 am
i think the weird wrinkles around her stomach must be marks from the corset she’d been wearing earlier in the performance
took me a while to figure that out though, i was like what’s with that for awhile
gen | February 18, 2010 at 2:37 am
@34
Are you referring to her ribcage?
mike | February 18, 2010 at 5:16 am
ok can someone explain to me why in the fuck is this not even on the so freaking hot list and lady gaga is #1? seriously superficial? seriously?
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celebmidgets | February 18, 2010 at 7:02 am
tiny little legs ..
waaaaaaaaaay outta proportion to the body …
it makes her look extremely odd ..
guess one bodypart is ‘nuf these days !
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 18, 2010 at 7:41 am
The slut looks great! why with such body she had to go for marlyn manson of all people!!!
Hershey | February 18, 2010 at 7:42 am
Hmm she’s not really very in style anymore. And not in the least attractive. Me and my partner prefer The Gaga!
Jade | February 18, 2010 at 8:32 am
Stop hating ….this is what a real woman looks like. Very sexy……anyone who says anything different needs to get out of moms basement and get in the real world!
BMW333 | February 18, 2010 at 9:06 am
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ co–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.
Darth | February 18, 2010 at 9:28 am
That’s quite a show.No cooters and nipps though.
Nero | February 18, 2010 at 9:31 am
I’d like to have those legs as a lock around my waist.
Rhialto | February 18, 2010 at 9:40 am
I’d love to see the moons coming up.In that surreal landscape.
Gando | February 18, 2010 at 9:46 am
This looks like an alcoholic’s wet dream folks!
Boogeyman King Dong | February 18, 2010 at 9:55 am
Perfect body.What’s she doing with that giant boxing glove?!
Galtacticus | February 18, 2010 at 10:03 am
I don’t know anybody else who’s doing stripper acts for a massive crowd in public.
Nini | February 18, 2010 at 10:04 am
I have to agree…what the HELL was she doing with that turd Manson? Her body is flawless. Wish she’d do a lesbian photo shoot with ME!. :D
JALIL | February 18, 2010 at 11:12 am
ITS VERY GOOOOOOD SEXY