I would drink that martini and other news

February 17th, 2010 // 76 Comments

- Kevin Eubanks bails on Leno. [PopEater]

- Joe Jonas shouldn’t wear skinny jeans. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lily Allen continues terrorizing the modern world with her pantslessness. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mischa Barton can not look like a drug addict. Would’ve never called that. [Just Jared]

- Avril Lavigne rapes your eardrums while Tim Burton holds them down. [Dlisted]

- Shakira might be cheating on her boyf- Wait. She’s 33?! Black magic is real! [Celebslam]

- Jesse James has a dog named Cinnabun. < - Funniest shit I will ever write on this site. [Huffington Post]

- Pete Wentz doing an eerily accurate impression of the only way Elin Woods is allowed near Tiger. [TheFABlife]

- Lisa Rinna is “disturbed” by Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery. [The Blemish]

- Kid Cudi wears comfortable clothes because cartoon characters never change their outfits. Why not? [Bossip]

- Robert Pattinson shirtless in Remember Me. [PopSugar]

- Snooki’s trademarking her name. Of course. [Amy Grindhouse]

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  1. The Pig on the Internet

    Fap!

  2. Hennifer Lopez

    whats that weird clear plastic looking shit on her lower stomach???

  3. jizzinmypants

    i’d eat that.. errr, drink that?

  4. Melly

    I am a straight married woman and I am seriously thinking about switching teams.

  5. Frank

    Well, so much for no fap February…

  6. Ripper Owens

    I would eat her ass. BUT She still has a butterface.

    She might as well go all the way and have sex for money (If she doesn’t already).

  7. titsonsnack

    She has a bean-shaped head and a monotone voice and boring personality. Good thing nobody’s looking at her face, listening to her talk, or bringing her home to mom.

  8. McBiff

    Make her walk backwards please

  9. Da Troooooooooof

    Not bad, and I am very picky. I am saying not bad to the body, the face is another story, it is bad, very bad my friends.

  10. fatguyinalittleshirt

    mamma mia

  11. Da Troooooooooof

    Not bad, and I am very picky. I am saying not bad to the body, the face is another story, it is bad, very bad my friends.

  12. I call 'em as I see 'em

    Britney Spears wishes she looked this good.
    Dita looks pretty fuckin’ amazing. Seriously. I mean, isn’t she close to 40?

    And wasn’t she married to Marilyn Manson?

    She’s lucky she isn’t a dried up husk in a discarded cocoon somewhere.

  13. wosh

    she was thinner last time she did this http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/sep2008/9/0/8F46879E-EF65-6337-926BF122FFDF8673.jpg this a total babe though. I wish I had her waist!

  14. wtf

    God…Avril Lavigne on the Alice in Wonderland soundtrack just made me not want to see it.

  15. Mr. Nice Guy

    Dita looks very TASTY!

  16. medi0169

    I’d hit that.

  17. blah

    sorry penis…..

  18. I had no idea Dita Von Teese still looked good.

  19. verga

    any man who can look at picture 8 for 60 seconds without getting wood is a raving homo

  20. ginger

    sweet baby jesus – she is HOT

  21. AnnaDraconida

    Now THAT’S hot

  22. timmy the dying boy

    Oh dear God, she is indescribably luscious!

  23. Becky

    I think Dita is a gorgeous woman! Her face is so classic looking. I’m a very straight woman and I would totally do her. And her ass is amazing! So jealous.

  24. so freaking gorgeous

    AMAZING looking! Seriously, I can barely believe she’s real.
    @ Megan Fox, you’re no Vargas girl. THIS is a Vargas girl

  25. so freaking gorgeous

    AMAZING looking! Seriously, I can barely believe she’s real.
    @ Megan Fox, you’re no Vargas girl. THIS is a Vargas girl

  26. I love her original beauty, hope to find a similar women for me :)

  27. That’s just perfect

  28. HackSaw

    If it was gravy I’d sop it up with a biscuit.

  29. Tony Soprano

    I do love Italian music…

    but then I think about all the Marilyn Manson dick she’s absorbed over the years and I want to bash my dick with a spiked baseball bat…

  30. Posh

    The media is so sexualized now. No wonder people are turning gay left and right. Chicks are always naked.

  31. Man loving Man

    I never understood the appeal this bitch has with you straight dorks. Or what women can possibly do that a good man can do for another man with a deeper love and sincerity. I wonder what Randal the Luscious thinks of this whore?
    So not interested.
    Next please.
    (some nice cock please)

  32. i am surprised how RAI accepted such a hidious show on their festival and LIVE

  33. oh yeah

    #31

    coz you’re gay dumbass!

    she’s hot.. those who say otherwise are packing fudge or jealous fat chicks.
    nuff said.

  34. raj

    i think the weird wrinkles around her stomach must be marks from the corset she’d been wearing earlier in the performance
    took me a while to figure that out though, i was like what’s with that for awhile

  35. gen

    @34

    Are you referring to her ribcage?

  36. mike

    ok can someone explain to me why in the fuck is this not even on the so freaking hot list and lady gaga is #1? seriously superficial? seriously?

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  38. celebmidgets

    tiny little legs ..
    waaaaaaaaaay outta proportion to the body …
    it makes her look extremely odd ..
    guess one bodypart is ‘nuf these days !

  39. Doc Schweinstrudel

    The slut looks great! why with such body she had to go for marlyn manson of all people!!!

  40. Hershey

    Hmm she’s not really very in style anymore. And not in the least attractive. Me and my partner prefer The Gaga!

  41. Jade

    Stop hating ….this is what a real woman looks like. Very sexy……anyone who says anything different needs to get out of moms basement and get in the real world!

  42. BMW333

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ co–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  43. Darth

    That’s quite a show.No cooters and nipps though.

  44. Nero

    I’d like to have those legs as a lock around my waist.

  45. Rhialto

    I’d love to see the moons coming up.In that surreal landscape.

  46. Gando

    This looks like an alcoholic’s wet dream folks!

  47. Boogeyman King Dong

    Perfect body.What’s she doing with that giant boxing glove?!

  48. Galtacticus

    I don’t know anybody else who’s doing stripper acts for a massive crowd in public.

  49. Nini

    I have to agree…what the HELL was she doing with that turd Manson? Her body is flawless. Wish she’d do a lesbian photo shoot with ME!. :D

  50. JALIL

    ITS VERY GOOOOOOD SEXY

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