A topless Dita Von Teese appears in the December issue of Playboy Germany and, sonofabitch, that’s it. I’m moving to Germany. I thought this country was kickass, but when we can’t even get Dita Von Teese to pose in our Playboy for the holidays, it’s time to pack it in and start selling states to Canada. I’m not even joking. Which is why I’d like to announce the launch of my new site: Das Oberflächliche.com!
Sieg Heil, bitches. (That means “Hello,” right?)
NOTE: Pics to link NSFW versions which give new meaning to the scientific term “nipples the size of dinner plates.”
Photos: Playboy, The Sun
dare I?
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Ick. Ugly bitch
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Is there anything real about this woman?.
booooring
Wow. Not bad. I’ll have to think up something funny to say but all the blood’s rushed out of my head.
Here we go again…
I can’t wait to read all those subtle and decent comments we’ll get after such a post. Its time for the 15 years old virgin to shine with their pearl necklace and anal sex comment.
#6 Might as well have said “original”. There probably isn’t.
look at those dish plates
The cover is stunning. The other two pics… not so much.
nice tits
They tried to make her look like Bettie Page in the second one. Nice try. I love Dita, but these pics don’t do her much justice. Bettie Page was a lot hotter though. I’d love to see someone try and pull her old vintage shoots off nowadays.
“but when we can’t even get Dita Von Teese to pose in our Playboy, it’s time to pack it in and start selling states to Canada. ”
She was in our playboy… a couple of years ago.
the pics dont do her justice. lol. you mean to say that this woman has the face of a transexual horse and this is the best they could do with heavy makeup, studio lights and hours of photoshop.
those bags. with the giant nipple. seriously, i have never seen ANYTHING MORE REVOLTING IN MY LIFE.
what a waste of oxygen.
I’d spank her fanny while we make sweet, bionic love.
# 16 is apparently gay. Grrrrr… I make fun of pretty lady! Grrrrr…. i am tough and macho. Soooo gay fag boy. Perhaps you are transexual yourself?
Um..Hell, and Yes.
I think she is just lovely. I would do her. I’m a married woman, and I would do her.
I think she is just lovely. I would do her. I’m a married woman, and I would do her.
I think she is just lovely. I would do her. I’m a married woman, and I would do her.
“it’s time to pack it in and start selling states to Canada. ”
Ce qui ?
I’m not sure we want them. Well ok, maybe some of them northerners.
Like, let’s face it. That rock thing in “Close Encounters” was sort of interesting.
(And in other news – Read any good books lately ? Apparently Publisher’s Weekly has a hot tip)
Her face definatley looks better than her tits…Its like…theyre in juxtaposition, a sultry face and then boobs like two gormless eyes staring vacanly?! eh? anyone agree?
Because she can help the size of her nipples? Seriously?? Where’s the love for the pepperoni nips?
Here’s a link to a sharper version I got from the site.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a89/bigdirtyogre/ditavonteese.jpg
Hey #20, 21 AND 22, ‘Tracey’
We don’t care. Stop trying to be shocking or relevant.
Me amazed at your perception #24-26.
(Personwooly – I don’t alway recognize the pepperoni nipples…)
So….inside job ?
Hey #20, 21 AND 22, ‘Tracey’
We don’t care. Stop trying to be shocking or relevant.
BTW SUPERFICIAL FIX YOUR FUCKING COMMENTS BUG PLEASE.
Your boots make even Randal sparkle like Randal has never sparkled before.
Randal
Ditzy von Tits?
Those nipples doesn’t matter, man. I still would’ve humped the hell out of her;-)
First: DerOberflächliche.com would be a much better translation.
Second: “Sieg Heil” is very bad style. There is far too much to it to just throw it around like this.
Third: I offer three copies of the German playboy for Maine. I just like Stephen King.
There is nothing sexy about that. Dita Von Teese is dissssgusting.
Don’t say sig heil.
her face looks abnormally good (shes fugly at best)
but her boobs are gross
seriously, if those things were mine id get em fixed – and im not talking about her nipples, her boobs have a weird lumpy apperance that grosses me out
#24,
Were you in the writer’s workshop with Randal? Good stuff.
i don’t think her nipples are THAT big.
oh, deffinetely her nipples are THAT big.
i don’t think her nipples are THAT big.
whats wrong with her nipples?…. why is every one saying they look big and ugly, i disagree.
Dita Von Teese was in America’s Playboy. That’s how she got the “von teese” added to her name, Playboy wouldn’t allow just “Dita.”
And I don’t understand what’s so wrong about her boobs. They look like boobs.
I have big nips like that, too. Of course, my boobies are real.
I never saw this person’s appeal. Bleh.
holy pancakes. That is hot!
You fools are lunchin. Those nipples are mighty fine. Guys have small nipples. Big breast need big nipples to go with em.
So. #30 Randall.
You stWike me as a real…as real…as a real….ok….humanitarian…
So….
I guess you support the victim’s families-the Jersey girls etc. – call for a new investigation ?
Comments ?
I thought she looked better before her implants. It’s hard to find those pictures, because she got them before she got “big”, but they’re out there. Her implants, left to hang, look pretty bad. That’s why she’s holding them up in all these pictures.
It’s interesting how she’s actually quite soft spoken and shy.
Gr8 points #47-48… Very perceptive.
Oh, and – by the way – …Inside job ?
As Digby O’Dell might say, she looks, “good, very natural”. Look it up.