Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos

October 20th, 2009 // 181 Comments

These are never-before-seen shots of Dita Von Teese in a 1999 lesbian photo shoot that some Indiana Jones-esque hero unearthed then immediately sold to Splash News instead of putting them in a museum, where they belong. In the meantime, for those of you who think I’m just posting porn now, it’s not porn if it’s in black and white. That’s in the Bible.

Pics are NSFW. Obviously.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. OHOOO……..
    Some lesbian girls are on fire.

  2. troll

    Shut up, Courtney #121

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  6. yuck

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  7. yuck

    IS EVERYONE CLASSLESS NOWADAYS ….WHERE DID MORALS AND STANDARDS GO ……WE ALL HAVE TITS / SNATCHES AND PENISES …..WHY DOES EVERYONE FEEL THE NEED TO SHOW THEIRS OFF ..IS IT REALLY THAT GREAT TO SEE NASTY SNATCH ALL UP IN SOME UGLY CHICKS FACE …………..GGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. yuck

    IS EVERYONE CLASSLESS NOWADAYS ….WHERE DID MORALS AND STANDARDS GO ……WE ALL HAVE TITS / SNATCHES AND PENISES …..WHY DOES EVERYONE FEEL THE NEED TO SHOW THEIRS OFF ..IS IT REALLY THAT GREAT TO SEE NASTY SNATCH ALL UP IN SOME UGLY CHICKS FACE …………..GGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. yuck

    IS EVERYONE CLASSLESS NOWADAYS ….WHERE DID MORALS AND STANDARDS GO ……WE ALL HAVE TITS / SNATCHES AND PENISES …..WHY DOES EVERYONE FEEL THE NEED TO SHOW THEIRS OFF ..IS IT REALLY THAT GREAT TO SEE NASTY SNATCH ALL UP IN SOME UGLY CHICKS FACE …………..GGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Mara Rebag

    The only thing I want to see in these picture that isn’t there is those delicious breasts being gently pinched and squeezed. My favorite posts to this site by far to date. More please!

  11. Buddha

    Knew Alley and Dita.
    Both have implants..Alley a complete lift. ( they took her nipple totally off and stitched all the way around it once they removed the excess skin.) Her body is covered in unsightly stretchmarks…All from a child she had extremely young.
    She is cute, though…just rough..and Dita is a very nice person and lovely.
    I think these are cool/artful Helmut-Newton like erotic shots.
    Go girls!

  12. cc

    I am still waiting for you to accept my offer Courtney.

  13. Hotbox

    Courtney,

    Hardly EVERY guy wants girls to go through all the sh#t they put theirselves through. Most guys I know want natural beauties with little or no makeup, natural breasts, and bush. The false media barrage of stick-figured girls with big fake tits and hairless crotches is a fantasy. Sure there are those sheep who are easily swayed into it but honestly most do not prefer it. Quit man bashing and realize you and other girls need not go through all this. Anal bleaching? Just who the FUCK is going to see your taint and asshole that you NEED to do that? Should be for one person, and one person only.

  14. Brooke

    Hey Courtney, I’m pretty sure the guys who comment about the bush and anus bleaching are virgins. My boyfriend has asked me NOT to shave my coot (I do anyway… once you start you just can’t stop), and once we started living together told me he liked me without make-up or with just a little bit. He tends to think overly done-up women look horrible, and that’s because he’s had his share of women and knows that those kind of women = high maintenance.

    So just think of most of the guys complaining about perfect ass sizes and body hair as not REAL guys, but more as pathetic losers who rely on the internet for their kicks. They are the men who think Scarlett Johannsson isn’t photoshopped regularly and think most women are naturally a C cup or more.

  15. yeppers

    i agree with # 163 !!!!! i think it is a man …and i think his point is very true !!!!! all this hollywood b.s . has gotten way out of hand …people need to appreciate their natural beauty …LESS IS MORE !!!! i love getting dolled up for a night out with friends or something but around the house and with my man i can be myself and not have to be perfectly hot every second of the day and when i do get all fixed up he appreciates it that much more !!!! i think girls need to recognize men are alot simpler than us woman … not in all cases but most !!!!!! just realx be yourself and quit trying to be something ur not !!! nuff said !!!!!!

  16. I love Dita, she’s unique in her art. She is so cold, but her image is absolutely hot and sexy. I love her.

  17. Very good career path for her imo…

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  19. noname

    she doesn’t even reply to her fan mail that stupid b*tch, she is totally disappointing, she is beautiful but nothing else apart that and she is famous only because she was Marilyn Manson’s girlfriend otherwise she still would be a sl*t working in a topless bar…

  20. RP

    Amazing pics.. Dita has always been sexy.

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  21. Kagari

    Honestly, most people don’t appreciate art like this these days. I mean come on, her areolas are fine, her nipples are fine and so what if she doesn’t bleach her anus or shave her bush. Grow up, it’s life. Girl’s shouldn’t have to please others, just themselves. You know it’s sad when an eighteen year old girl is more mature than most of the adults. Dita is a gorgeous woman who is a great and tasteful model. People should learn to not discriminate and try to make others feel unworthy of affection just because ‘their areolas are too big’ or’ something on her is hairy’. Not all of us can afford to have our skin ripped apart and rearranged to look like the fucking barbie models they have these days.

    Dita is a gorgeous and beautiful woman. Don’t pick apart her image because you are unhappy with your own.

  22. miki

    great…is amazing..is art ..dita is the best..is sexy and classic in the same time..is the best

  23. Wow! Both are looking so sexy in above pics. Simply awesome Dita Von in lesbian photos . She has really great sex appeal i must say.

  24. Uncanny resemblance

    In the small size version of pic #1Alley looks like Jigsaw.

  25. dannie

    her bush isnt shaved

  26. Pete

    Ancient news – have been on Dita’s website since 1999 and licensed to many other sites in the early 2000′s so not exactly hard to find and definitely NOT “never seen before”… but good to revisit anyway…

  27. Superbe, belle photo!
    Il y a aussi un clip d’elle qui est bien sexy: http://www.urbains.net/minute-pin-up/dita-von-teese-son-clip-tres-hot/

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  29. Ummm

    Beautiful.

  30. Everyone likes nice things…….

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