Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos

October 20th, 2009 // 181 Comments

These are never-before-seen shots of Dita Von Teese in a 1999 lesbian photo shoot that some Indiana Jones-esque hero unearthed then immediately sold to Splash News instead of putting them in a museum, where they belong. In the meantime, for those of you who think I’m just posting porn now, it’s not porn if it’s in black and white. That’s in the Bible.

Pics are NSFW. Obviously.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. cc

    Alley Baggett is still around? Geez. I’d spank her so hard the red would have to be surgically removed. Does that sound misogynist?

  2. mafme

    I donno… I think the other chick is hotter… but:
    1) Probably not a choice I’ll have to worry about making any time soon.
    2) Either way is a win.
    3) Judging by the photos, they wouldn’t be disagreeable with an “all of the above” option.

  3. Guy who loves to talk about pubes

    I too, have an opinion on pubic hair that I would like to share with strangers on the internet because I am a creepy weirdo.

  4. The CreaseMaster

    This is perhaps the Superficial’s greatest post. Pic #2 moved me, though I suspect she has long since bleached her anus. How sad. I’m also certain that she no longer has pubic hair either — another tragedy. Call me crazy, but I’m nostolgic for bush and anuses with pigment. They are my favorite for licking and remind me how dirty women are.

  5. Juan Mayor

    In the unlikely event you get at all aroused from any of this, just remind yourself that MM was all over her.

  6. I hate it when my 10-year old lesbian pornographic photos are all over the internets.

  7. Really hot!! Dita Von is mind blowing.. So sexy.. Great post.

  8. Bosco

    These pics could bring back pubes. Just me and my pubes…hanging out…….Yeah

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  10. Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a)

    Grossed Out must be into children. Hair down there is incredibly hot.

  11. lalalala

    just because the whore is hot, doesn t mean she s a nice person to live with ! … indeed she s hot and her body is almost perfect yeah almost, she s cursed with a flat ass, like most of white females, but hey MM left her for a younger girl and these pics are 10 years old !!!! indeed she looks like this in the present ? well, who does actually ? without plastic surgery or serious photoshop airbrush, no one, ABSOLUTELY no one, can still look young after 10 years and more ! of tons of make up, that shit ruins womens face and i m not the kind of person that only like breasts and pussy, i like women that look good, naturally, without too much make up, lipstick and all that shit coz this ladies might look perfect with their make up and corsets on, but once stripped of all that shit, there s a whole different person, wich might even be not pretty to see maybe that s why MM wanted younger flesh hahahaa… have a nice day dita la pute

  12. Steve O

    ” 113. lalalala – October 21, 2009 7:23 AM

    just because the whore is hot, doesn t mean she s a nice person to live with ! … indeed she s hot and her body is almost perfect yeah almost, she s cursed with a flat ass, like most of white females, but hey MM left her for a younger girl and these pics are 10 years old !!!! indeed she looks like this in the present ? well, who does actually ? without plastic surgery or serious photoshop airbrush, no one, ABSOLUTELY no one, can still look young after 10 years and more ! of tons of make up, that shit ruins womens face and i m not the kind of person that only like breasts and pussy, i like women that look good, naturally, without too much make up, lipstick and all that shit coz this ladies might look perfect with their make up and corsets on, but once stripped of all that shit, there s a whole different person, wich might even be not pretty to see maybe that s why MM wanted younger flesh hahahaa… have a nice day dita la pute”

    you’re wrong. and retarded. shut the fuck up.. yet another asshole just posting derogatory comments to be the guy who stands out.

  13. Ummmm…topless? Am i the only one that sees hooha there?

  14. sluggerknuckles

    If I ever took a girls pants off and there was that much hair on her box, I would want my money back for dinner.

  15. T Humper

    Why are they wearing those sharp pointy pink stars. I bet they hurt when they poke you.

  16. Ol Hank

    I find these pictures disgusting. I guess I am the only one. I just lost respect for Dita. I thought she was different from the other modelling skanks out there, but I guess she is willing to put on a lesbian show if the price is right.

  17. Ol Hank

    I find these pictures disgusting. I guess I am the only one. I just lost respect for Dita. I thought she was different from the other modelling skanks out there, but I guess she is willing to put on a lesbian show if the price is right.

  18. Courtney

    What is wrong with some of you people? Two people commented on how it’s been a while since Dita’s bleached her anus. WTF? Do you have any idea how shallow that is? The amount of pain and awkwardness women already go through to pay someone to painfully rip the hair off their crotches should be enough! Women are not porn stars! We’re just women! We love sex just as much as the boys (I think women are actually more obsessed), but the amount of beauty upkeep that is expected of us from men makes it stressful. Sure – keeping the area maintained and neat is normal….but the amount of men here who have commented on “hairy bushes” and “unbleached anuses” is just so sad. These photos are beautiful and sexy – to pick them apart because the women didn’t choose to bleach or wax some parts is disgusting. These are gorgeous women and I doubt any of you would turn down a night with one of them because they have hair on their vaginas or a normal looking ass. Go wax your balls and bleach your anus….and let me know how it feels.

  19. Dain!…smoking hot…those photos gave me the hardest erection i’ve had all year

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  21. cournteyhasahairyanus

    Courntey has a hairy anus

  22. qwerty

    Wait,where did all the homophobes go?
    Oh,I forgot.Being gay is OK as long as you’re a woman.

  23. cc

    I think women are actually more obsessed…haha Courtney, that’s a good one! As if.

    Anyway, I agree, a neatly trimmed patch is just fine…as a matter of fact it can help one maintain one’s grip when trying to expose certain target areas.

    I’d be happy to demonstrate for you Courtney. I am a handsome man in my mid-40s and I will give you an orgasm you’ll phone and talk to your girlfriends about.

  24. Suck It Trebek

    hahahaha 97, you crack me the fuck up. You can hold a pencil under your fucking breast? DUDE what fucking woman CANT?! seriously. And no, my nipples are not fucking dinner plates and neither are hers. They are beautiful and perfect. Shes gorgeous. And if you have to come on here shouting out your so called “Stats” I highly doubt that you really look like that. Not that your appearance at all sounds appealing to anyone but yourself anyways. Go Dita go! Shes soo beautiful.

  25. Suck It Trebek

    Also, 97, I apologize that your titties are soo fucking small you cant hold a pencil under them. Id understand if you said you couldnt hold a book, but shit, a pencil? No wonder your nipples are 1/4 the size of these beauties… YOU HAVE NO TITS TO PUT THEM ON!

  26. Joseph

    124 I just died laughing

  27. marme

    Meh reminds me of a bad scene from the L word.

  28. Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a)

    The Pencil Test is the age-old barometer of whether or not a gal needs a bra. I wouldn’t expect most men to know that, but them wot mocks what they don’t know makes them look even dumber.

  29. Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a)

    The Pencil Test is the age-old barometer of whether or not a gal needs a bra. I wouldn’t expect most men to know that, but them wot mocks what they don’t know makes them look even dumber.

  30. Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a)

    The Pencil Test is the age-old barometer of whether or not a gal needs a bra. I wouldn’t expect most men to know that, but them wot mocks what they don’t know look even dumber.

  31. Rudie

    Dita Von Teese is a brutal man-thing whose jaw can demolish buildings.

  32. blah

    suck it, trebek! ya mother’s a whore.

  33. blah

    suck it, trebek! ya mother’s a whore.

  34. Delgo

    brood sow

  35. Nero

    All these cooters and nips are quite remarkable.

  36. yeah

    *pounds fist on table* BRING BACK THE MUFF…. BRING BACK THE MUFF…. anyone complaining about the cooter-hair is a little homo. I’m so over the past couple decade’s bald-vag look. Sure it was great for a while but seeing an actual fur patch there is exciting again, since nobody seems to do it anymore.

  37. Rhialto

    Just tell your boss that this is a serious study of social behaviour in the work place.He might believe you.

  38. Suck It Trebek

    buck futtter

  39. you.guys.are.idiots

    Its not pedophilia to enjoy a fully shaved woman’s privates. i just dont want to get a mouth full of pubic hair everytime i slip down there. her nipples are ginormous and theres nothing artistic about these pictures. Dita is just another slut getting paid to pose naked and sexually with another girl..

  40. President Bushy

    Hair is natural. Sex is natural. All you gay, anxious-on the- computer, nervous-around-a-real woman, non-bush appreciating, daily masturbating, DD cups on a petite mannequin fantasizers don’t matter cuz you don’t fuck women anyway…you’re non-prolific clowns.

  41. bringbackthebush!

    #139 -
    I agree. Too many criticizers, first of all, on the nipple size/hairy bushes. Go back to 1981, get a Playboy from that year, and look at the cooch….hairy, right? That’s the way it’s supposed to be….
    Ever seen Idiocracy? That’s about where we’re going to end up with the mindsets of folks.
    I don’t care whether her nipples are huge, and to correct you folks, her nipples really aren’t huge, her areola’s are nicely sized… the outside, that’s called an areola…the little button that pokes out? That’s the nipple. That, and JUST that. Mine are the same way, I’m not afraid to admit it, because, hell, I love my tits. They’re mine, and only mine. Her tits (like mine) are nice, they’re full, round and lovely, and yes, I’d motorboat both those bitches titties, any given day….. I prefer looking at a woman, in the actual way that God (proverbial or literal, however you may) made them… A woman’s body in it’s natural state, is soft, warm, and inviting…. Fake tits don’t feel good, and a bald snatch is just getting old.
    Sure, no one likes a pube in their mouth when they’re eating muff, but hair actually helps keep things out of the cooch, that aren’t supposed to be there, kinda like your eyelashes…and I can count more pubes from dudes I’ve gotten in my mouth from a good ol’ fashioned BJ, than burying my face in a warm cunt repeatedly… Men have some massively long pubes sometimes.
    Seems that women seem to be the hardest criticizers…it’s unfortunate. Bitches are supposed to be “allies, and not competitors”….
    *takes breath*… Sorry, for my rant…but I love boobies and I’m a staunch defender of them….

  42. bringbackthebush!

    #139 -
    I agree. Too many criticizers, first of all, on the nipple size/hairy bushes. Go back to 1981, get a Playboy from that year, and look at the cooch….hairy, right? That’s the way it’s supposed to be….
    Ever seen Idiocracy? That’s about where we’re going to end up with the mindsets of folks.
    I don’t care whether her nipples are huge, and to correct you folks, her nipples really aren’t huge, her areola’s are nicely sized… the outside, that’s called an areola…the little button that pokes out? That’s the nipple. That, and JUST that. Mine are the same way, I’m not afraid to admit it, because, hell, I love my tits. They’re mine, and only mine. Her tits (like mine) are nice, they’re full, round and lovely, and yes, I’d motorboat both those bitches titties, any given day….. I prefer looking at a woman, in the actual way that God (proverbial or literal, however you may) made them… A woman’s body in it’s natural state, is soft, warm, and inviting…. Fake tits don’t feel good, and a bald snatch is just getting old.
    Sure, no one likes a pube in their mouth when they’re eating muff, but hair actually helps keep things out of the cooch, that aren’t supposed to be there, kinda like your eyelashes…and I can count more pubes from dudes I’ve gotten in my mouth from a good ol’ fashioned BJ, than burying my face in a warm cunt repeatedly… Men have some massively long pubes sometimes.
    Seems that women seem to be the hardest criticizers…it’s unfortunate. Bitches are supposed to be “allies and not competitors”….
    *takes breath*… Sorry, for my rant…but I love boobies and I’m a staunch defender of them….

  43. Taylor

    Look morons. Her tits are fake, the areolas are stretched out because of the implants. Her pubic hair is mostly shaved, occupying the realm between bald and where the wild things are. Her anus may or may not be bleached, who the fuck cares though, since the only guys that care about butts are gay guys and black guys, and both are gross.

  44. Bobbius Corwen

    o.O
    That Corset ’round the Waist ‘n Midriff of Von Teese is creeping me out.

  45. you're a fool

    146 = ugly girl with a ugly concave ass.

  46. angela

    Look –

    1. Bush is for artsy fetish glamor photography… Shaved is for porn. That’s why you see bush.

    2. Her areola are big because her breasts are big.. And whoever the fuck said she can’t put a pencil under hers… well, dear – yours are either VERY SMALL (less than a B cup) or you have some serious capsular contraction going on in your implants. Because those of us with BREASTS think your comment is RETARDED.

    Oh and I am also tall, thin, don’t starve myself or make myself throw up – and I’ve got tits. Real ones. That don’t sag but yes I could put a pencil under there. Your jealousy is quite pathetically obvious. I’ll bet you always stare at other women’s breasts non-stop looking to see if they are fake, or “gross” so that you can feel better about yourself. Here’s a clue – you can feel good about others without putting other people down. Give it a try!

  47. OHOOO……..
    Some lesbian girls are on fire.

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