Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos

October 20th, 2009 // 181 Comments

These are never-before-seen shots of Dita Von Teese in a 1999 lesbian photo shoot that some Indiana Jones-esque hero unearthed then immediately sold to Splash News instead of putting them in a museum, where they belong. In the meantime, for those of you who think I’m just posting porn now, it’s not porn if it’s in black and white. That’s in the Bible.

Pics are NSFW. Obviously.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. arealcad

    @31 & @8

    I want to tinker with her stinker.

    Cad

  2. michael kingdom

    This is marvelous.

  3. shoe

    Beautifulll!!!!! Thanks for those!!!!

  4. sensitive guy

    Oh my god… THIS is why I love the Fish! Pictures of naked women… even with bushes! and not a dime spent! :) This, is better than Craig’s List … because it has people I’d actually want to fuck! Thank you, Senor Fish… well done!

  5. I’m not going to kid you.

    My penis (both inches of it) is very happy right now.

    The wife doesn’t call me “Minute Man” for nothing!

  6. Kimberly

    Hoorah for big aereolas!

  7. Barrys

    i like it, the b&w gives it an additional something but also DVT with her gorgeous body is hot!

  8. marme

    Pretty cool

  9. bert

    I say GODDAMN, goddamn!

  10. Prettybaby

    eeeyyyyyow!

    Feeling wet and tickly here.

  11. Captain Slappy

    I am still on the Dita fence. She is either really hot, or a complete jizzbag overused by Marilyn Manson for the sort of purposes not even I could comprehend (such as calling up Satan’s 2nd Cousin for a 3rd Testicle the size of a Grapefruit….how ironic!).

    Still not sure. I can’t wank off to her, so I call this one a “Neutral”.
    And that is her doing Lesbo stuff too, and I still can’t.
    I am now officially calling Dita, “Commander Bush Whacker”.

  12. Captain Slappy

    I am still on the Deeta fence. She is either really hot, or a complete jizzbag overused by Marilyn Manson for the sort of purposes not even I could comprehend (such as calling up Satan’s 2nd Cousin for a 3rd Testicle the size of a Grapefruit….how ironic!).

    Still not sure. I can’t wank off to her, so I call this one a “Neutral”.
    And that is her doing Lesbo stuff too, and I still can’t.
    I am now officially calling Deeta, “Commander Bush Whacker”.
    It is….ironic.

  13. wow

    62 -you are 100% homosexual or 100% heterosexual female is the ONLY explanation I can give you!

  14. Office

    Does she still have implants or were they removed? I’ve seen nudes of her before where the scars were fresh and more noticeable.

  15. Combaticus

    Remember when Alley Baggett was pretty?

  16. marcus

    aaaaand thats a poophole. goodnight everyone!

  17. pimp

    i would eat the shit out of that ass!

  18. Baccas VD

    I expected her boobs to be way more awesome… but they are just as good as my ex girlfriends… pffffft so much for unrealistic standards.

  19. Kick

    SOOOOOO sick of this twat. Other twats of whom I am sick: Meg Fox, LiLo’s mom, Katy Perry, Perez Hilton.

  20. M

    Holy huge nipples, Batman.

  21. Fas(c)hionista

    A big part of DvT’s appeal was never actually seeing her snatch. These pix are decidedly UNhot.

  22. Heywood U. Blowme

    I think all celebrities should be required to show us their vaginas, it would make me feel more comfortable about giving them my money.

  23. kingofbeer

    NICE!!

    excuse me I have to ummm go to the bathroom now….

  24. Id

    Delish. She should come over.

  25. hgh

    dita looks like rumer willis in some pictures..blechhh

  26. Cristobal

    Oh wow.

  27. O'Roughly factor

    Dita look sick in pic 2, id like to take her temperature with meat thermometer…

  28. grossed out

    Okay really, what the hell do you guys find so attractive about these pictures? Both of these girls have huge nipples which is incredibly unattractive and neither of them bother to tame their damn bush. These pictures made me want to vomit.

  29. timmy the dying boy

    Oh sweet baby Jesus, she is luscious. I’m not too crazy about her girlfriend, though.

  30. Asschilee

    Seriously, this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen posted here..

    MOAR!

  31. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    @79: Absolutely nothing wrong with a nicely trimmed patch, unless you like the 11-year-old look. Right? Hmmmm.

  32. justice

    Alley Bagget used to be very hot. this one is all about Dita. Clearly

  33. kat

    anyone talking shit is telling a jelous or a homo this was the hottest photo shoot ever n im a chick. dita has some curves wow!

  34. Jen

    @79 Uh maybe the reason they didn’t tame it is because it’s supposed to be retro? Believe it or not, women didn’t shave back then. And no straight man would be THAT grossed out about a bit of pubic hair… please. She’s still damn hot. And their nipples are fine.

  35. kat

    sorry i meant eiether not telling.

  36. lola

    I thought these were pretty good to begin with, but then they kept going and going and going.. I am getting sick to my stomach. I sure hope these ladies are bi because they basically just fucked on camera. Now where are the pictures of guys for a straight girl like me?

  37. aaa

    i’d choose alley, thx

  38. sdkdjdflsd

    @8 – who says her nipples are TOO big and TOO saggy? what is this, the tit gospel according to you? no one gives a shit about your assessment of her boobs, leave her alone and go back to playing with yourself. freak.

  39. Jimbot

    When I saw the headline, I thought this would be a win-win, but somehow Dita Von Teese has made nude lesbian photos entirely unsexual. This is about as sexy as those medical diagrams that show organs and skeletons within a human outline. Anyone waxing erotic about this could probably masturbate to The Yellow Pages.

  40. rtyuio

    What pictures are these people who say her chute is hairy looking at? I’m not trying to be sarcastic, just actually wondering… I wanna see!

    Also, to those of you saying that she “doesn’t bother to tame her damn bush” and things like that… That bush is DEFINITELY tamed. It’s trimmed and shaped. If you think THAT is untamed and dirty, just hope you never fall into bed with an earthy, hippie chick.

  41. well

    Jade, i too am at a loss for words. I can’t believe i have now seen her vagina, from that angle.

  42. clpierced

    Really? you people act like you have never seen a woman naked or let alone porn. im confused by her. yes she is kinda pretty, but the gothish look is gross. also her nipples are huggeee. i had to compare hers to mine right after looking at these pics. luckily boys mine are all good :) also, wtf is up with her vag? sorry, but hers hangs a little and hair down there grosses me outttt. in my opinion :)

  43. me

    Bald vaginas look wrong to me.

  44. greenman

    They’d be better if it wasn’t for that ugly dude in the photos.

  45. yowillie

    Beautiful lips

  46. CHILL

    #18 Your body must be gross. I am also a woman not only my nipples 1/4 the size of their dinner plates my breast can’t hold a pencil under them. Don’t call other people insecure if their used to quality. And yes I am tall as well as thin with out starving myself or throwing up. Do you have some lame ass come back for that?

    Remember don’t be angry at the people who point out the bodily imperfections you share with these two saggy tits, be angry with god for making you look like them.

  47. Rasputins Liver

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    HOLEEEEE RETRO, ROBIN! …. REAL ADULT WOMEN, DAMMIT!!!

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    Aww, thanks mucho, Fish man!!!

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    It’s so damned great to see some younger women looking like ADULT females instead of the quasi-pedophile litle girl shaved pussy look.

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    Real…MEN…..love a real….WOMAN….who actually looks like a real adult woman for goddam sakes!

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    I’m so sick of the shaved pussy little girl look. I’m an adult male who appreciates adult women. I am NOT a pedophile or even closeted on looking for either a real underager or a pretend one.

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    Gimme the kinds of women these two are.

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    THANKS AGAIN, FISHY! ………….. YA DONE WELL!!!

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  48. Rasputins Liver

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    HOLEEEEE RETRO, ROBIN! …. REAL ADULT WOMEN, DAMMIT!!!

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    Aww, thanks mucho, Fish man!!!

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    It’s so damned great to see some younger women looking like ADULT females instead of the quasi-pedophile litle girl shaved pussy look.

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    Real…MEN…..love a real….WOMAN….who actually looks like a real adult woman for goddam sakes!

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    I’m so sick of the shaved pussy little girl look. I’m an adult male who appreciates adult women. I am NOT a pedophile or even closeted on looking for either a real underager or a pretend one.

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    Gimme the kinds of women these two are.

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    THANKS AGAIN, FISHY! ………….. YA DONE WELL!!!

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  49. Dita Von teese is the hottest bitch

    reposted one of these over at liveandloose.blogspot.com

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