Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos

@31 & @8

I want to tinker with her stinker.

Cad

This is marvelous.

Beautifulll!!!!! Thanks for those!!!!

Oh my god… THIS is why I love the Fish! Pictures of naked women… even with bushes! and not a dime spent! :) This, is better than Craig’s List … because it has people I’d actually want to fuck! Thank you, Senor Fish… well done!

I’m not going to kid you.

My penis (both inches of it) is very happy right now.

The wife doesn’t call me “Minute Man” for nothing!

Hoorah for big aereolas!

i like it, the b&w gives it an additional something but also DVT with her gorgeous body is hot!

Pretty cool

I say GODDAMN, goddamn!

eeeyyyyyow!

Feeling wet and tickly here.

I am still on the Dita fence. She is either really hot, or a complete jizzbag overused by Marilyn Manson for the sort of purposes not even I could comprehend (such as calling up Satan’s 2nd Cousin for a 3rd Testicle the size of a Grapefruit….how ironic!).

Still not sure. I can’t wank off to her, so I call this one a “Neutral”.
And that is her doing Lesbo stuff too, and I still can’t.
I am now officially calling Dita, “Commander Bush Whacker”.

I am still on the Deeta fence. She is either really hot, or a complete jizzbag overused by Marilyn Manson for the sort of purposes not even I could comprehend (such as calling up Satan’s 2nd Cousin for a 3rd Testicle the size of a Grapefruit….how ironic!).

Still not sure. I can’t wank off to her, so I call this one a “Neutral”.
And that is her doing Lesbo stuff too, and I still can’t.
I am now officially calling Deeta, “Commander Bush Whacker”.
It is….ironic.

62 -you are 100% homosexual or 100% heterosexual female is the ONLY explanation I can give you!

Does she still have implants or were they removed? I’ve seen nudes of her before where the scars were fresh and more noticeable.

Remember when Alley Baggett was pretty?

aaaaand thats a poophole. goodnight everyone!

i would eat the shit out of that ass!

lesbians are awesome!

I expected her boobs to be way more awesome… but they are just as good as my ex girlfriends… pffffft so much for unrealistic standards.

SOOOOOO sick of this twat. Other twats of whom I am sick: Meg Fox, LiLo’s mom, Katy Perry, Perez Hilton.

Holy huge nipples, Batman.

A big part of DvT’s appeal was never actually seeing her snatch. These pix are decidedly UNhot.

I think all celebrities should be required to show us their vaginas, it would make me feel more comfortable about giving them my money.

NICE!!

excuse me I have to ummm go to the bathroom now….

Delish. She should come over.

dita looks like rumer willis in some pictures..blechhh

Oh wow.

Dita look sick in pic 2, id like to take her temperature with meat thermometer…

Okay really, what the hell do you guys find so attractive about these pictures? Both of these girls have huge nipples which is incredibly unattractive and neither of them bother to tame their damn bush. These pictures made me want to vomit.

Oh sweet baby Jesus, she is luscious. I’m not too crazy about her girlfriend, though.

Seriously, this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen posted here..

MOAR!

@79: Absolutely nothing wrong with a nicely trimmed patch, unless you like the 11-year-old look. Right? Hmmmm.

Alley Bagget used to be very hot. this one is all about Dita. Clearly

anyone talking shit is telling a jelous or a homo this was the hottest photo shoot ever n im a chick. dita has some curves wow!

@79 Uh maybe the reason they didn’t tame it is because it’s supposed to be retro? Believe it or not, women didn’t shave back then. And no straight man would be THAT grossed out about a bit of pubic hair… please. She’s still damn hot. And their nipples are fine.

sorry i meant eiether not telling.

I thought these were pretty good to begin with, but then they kept going and going and going.. I am getting sick to my stomach. I sure hope these ladies are bi because they basically just fucked on camera. Now where are the pictures of guys for a straight girl like me?

i’d choose alley, thx

@8 – who says her nipples are TOO big and TOO saggy? what is this, the tit gospel according to you? no one gives a shit about your assessment of her boobs, leave her alone and go back to playing with yourself. freak.

When I saw the headline, I thought this would be a win-win, but somehow Dita Von Teese has made nude lesbian photos entirely unsexual. This is about as sexy as those medical diagrams that show organs and skeletons within a human outline. Anyone waxing erotic about this could probably masturbate to The Yellow Pages.

What pictures are these people who say her chute is hairy looking at? I’m not trying to be sarcastic, just actually wondering… I wanna see!

Also, to those of you saying that she “doesn’t bother to tame her damn bush” and things like that… That bush is DEFINITELY tamed. It’s trimmed and shaped. If you think THAT is untamed and dirty, just hope you never fall into bed with an earthy, hippie chick.

Jade, i too am at a loss for words. I can’t believe i have now seen her vagina, from that angle.

Really? you people act like you have never seen a woman naked or let alone porn. im confused by her. yes she is kinda pretty, but the gothish look is gross. also her nipples are huggeee. i had to compare hers to mine right after looking at these pics. luckily boys mine are all good :) also, wtf is up with her vag? sorry, but hers hangs a little and hair down there grosses me outttt. in my opinion :)

Bald vaginas look wrong to me.

They’d be better if it wasn’t for that ugly dude in the photos.

Beautiful lips

#18 Your body must be gross. I am also a woman not only my nipples 1/4 the size of their dinner plates my breast can’t hold a pencil under them. Don’t call other people insecure if their used to quality. And yes I am tall as well as thin with out starving myself or throwing up. Do you have some lame ass come back for that?

Remember don’t be angry at the people who point out the bodily imperfections you share with these two saggy tits, be angry with god for making you look like them.

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HOLEEEEE RETRO, ROBIN! …. REAL ADULT WOMEN, DAMMIT!!!

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Aww, thanks mucho, Fish man!!!

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It’s so damned great to see some younger women looking like ADULT females instead of the quasi-pedophile litle girl shaved pussy look.

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Real…MEN…..love a real….WOMAN….who actually looks like a real adult woman for goddam sakes!

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I’m so sick of the shaved pussy little girl look. I’m an adult male who appreciates adult women. I am NOT a pedophile or even closeted on looking for either a real underager or a pretend one.

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Gimme the kinds of women these two are.

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THANKS AGAIN, FISHY! ………….. YA DONE WELL!!!

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HOLEEEEE RETRO, ROBIN! …. REAL ADULT WOMEN, DAMMIT!!!

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Aww, thanks mucho, Fish man!!!

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It’s so damned great to see some younger women looking like ADULT females instead of the quasi-pedophile litle girl shaved pussy look.

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Real…MEN…..love a real….WOMAN….who actually looks like a real adult woman for goddam sakes!

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I’m so sick of the shaved pussy little girl look. I’m an adult male who appreciates adult women. I am NOT a pedophile or even closeted on looking for either a real underager or a pretend one.

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Gimme the kinds of women these two are.

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THANKS AGAIN, FISHY! ………….. YA DONE WELL!!!

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Dita Von teese is the hottest bitch

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