These are never-before-seen shots of Dita Von Teese in a 1999 lesbian photo shoot that some Indiana Jones-esque hero unearthed then immediately sold to Splash News instead of putting them in a museum, where they belong. In the meantime, for those of you who think I’m just posting porn now, it’s not porn if it’s in black and white. That’s in the Bible.
Pics are NSFW. Obviously.
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VicLady | October 20, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I think the pictures are actually quite artistic. It definitely looks more classy in black and white.
jules | October 20, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Fish, you are my hero…
claudio | October 20, 2009 at 1:44 pm
bleah!!
JADE | October 20, 2009 at 1:44 pm
For once I am at a loss for words.
Bluecalypso | October 20, 2009 at 1:46 pm
I agree the pictures look a bit artistic and b&w helps. Dita looks better than the other one, to me. In pic #3 Alley looks like she has dirt (or weird shadows) on the side of her face.
Mike | October 20, 2009 at 1:47 pm
These are spectacular
Enethea | October 20, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Oh my, my son wants to have a flower tattoo on his lower-belly. Does this mean he is a gay? Would normal 14 y old boy chose such a design http://www.designs-tattoos.com/tattoo-designs/flower/flower-bloom.html for a tattoo??? Please help
umm | October 20, 2009 at 1:51 pm
nipples are too big..and both of their titts are saggy.. yuck
Jones | October 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm
@#7, yes, your son is a homosexual. I’m kidding. Who cares? He’s not old enough to get a tattoo, anyway. Maybe by the time he is, he’ll get something you’d approve of, like a naked biker chick.
xx | October 20, 2009 at 1:54 pm
dita is stunning, the other girl looks like a crusty hoe.
sixpack | October 20, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Lord and baby Jesus these are fantastic.
Jack | October 20, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Ummmm…topless? Am i the only one that sees hooha there?
poppabot | October 20, 2009 at 1:59 pm
fook yah i like!!!
vani | October 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm
wow, those are some big nipples. Alley looks trashier. Dita looks artistic. I can’t believe she showed her asshole!
Teets McGee | October 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm
its not porn if the strap-on isn’t in full view
Randal(l) | October 20, 2009 at 2:02 pm
You can totally see cornhole in pic #2. I’m not a huge fan of whoever this lady is, but any celebrity who is willing to show their shit chute is more than o.k. in my book
Randal(l)
OTP | October 20, 2009 at 2:09 pm
BOX SHOTS!
Suck It Trebek | October 20, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Dear #8.
Seriously? Are you GAY?! Not only are their nipples PERFECT, but they are also FAR from fucking saggy. AND IM A GIRL. Those are amazing breasts. So either you are secretly a super gay guy (and the only gay guy who doesnt find Dita attractive regardless of the fact that she has a vagina), or you are one insecure and ugly woman. Wow.
sin | October 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Now why can’t Linndsay Lohan hook up with a real woman. Then we could have some real lesbian pictures, I like these by the way. More, please.
anon | October 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Dita made her waist much too small… It’s weird.
gigi | October 20, 2009 at 2:18 pm
…and Brian let that go? The boy has issues
Dance_across_water | October 20, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Beautifully done. I love these pictures. Dita is gorgeous.
John | October 20, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Ohhhh lord, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name…. Dita Von Tese is my highest power. Beautiful face, ass , tits, nipples, everything…..
Jen T. | October 20, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Dita is ridiculously hot, as always. The other chick is not hot at all, and her fake tan looks ridiculous photographed in b&w. Plus her bewbies are scary freaky alien-looking things. But Dita is still mind-blowingly hot.
Violet | October 20, 2009 at 2:37 pm
There are a lot of explicit Dita von Teese pics and videos floating around. I definitely like these, but, not shocking to see ‘em.
Bush | October 20, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Bush.
Seka | October 20, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Did these two muff up for the authentic retro look? What dedication!
Pete O'file | October 20, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Im sorry penis, the skin will grow back. Hang in there.
Superfacial | October 20, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I saw these photos years ago. They’ve been on Alley Baggett’s site since 1999.
Linestepper | October 20, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Lesbians, lipstick ones specifically, are a balm for the world’s troubles.
All is right when looking at these, you are a saint Superfish.
yuristache | October 20, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Pop chute is in full view.
dubba | October 20, 2009 at 3:03 pm
pic #9… you missed a nip peeking from the suit
Thank you | October 20, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Fish, we are not worthy!!!!
Pablito | October 20, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Finally, something work looking at.
PurpleTurd | October 20, 2009 at 3:11 pm
These are actually not even remotely the first lesbo pics of her. I had an issue of Penthouse from probably like, 1995ish? that had her doing some lesbo dominatrix scenes in it. If i remember correctly, they were way racier than this. Dig around the interwebs for it.
Cardinal Ximenez | October 20, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Never before seen? WTF… these are old news UberFish. I sacrificed thousands of sewer babies in worship of these pics years ago.
seriously | October 20, 2009 at 3:16 pm
if you think those are hot, check this: http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/videos_dita_von_teese_get_fucked_with_a_dildo/
boobz | October 20, 2009 at 3:19 pm
those areolas is large and in charge. just saying.
I believe I told you my name in my earlier post, thank you very much | October 20, 2009 at 3:20 pm
The least she could’ve done was bleach her asshole
Deacon Jones | October 20, 2009 at 3:24 pm
um…. Go Phils????
antoine | October 20, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Talk about when Hairy meet Sally!!! Daddy likes!
diggler | October 20, 2009 at 3:35 pm
YES YES YES!! I LOVE THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE A FUR PATCH!!!! BRING BACK THE RETRO LOOK LADIES!!!! (At least for a while hehehehehe)
Sheena | October 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Mmm! Muy caliente! Nice to see real titties & bush.
O'Roughly factor | October 20, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Damn Fish this is a bigger compensation than an oil executive…
Mike | October 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm
She looks to have a very tight bung-hole. I knew Maryln Manson was very small in the pants!
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Love the fur patch.
The Piv needs Lessons | October 20, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Jeremy Piven had the hots for Dita, but couldn’t close the deal. What a loser.
Jizzy | October 20, 2009 at 3:54 pm
just shot a huge load! Thanx fishy-fish-fish!
shankyouverymuch | October 20, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Dita is incredible, her tits, ass everything about her physical appearance is just drippingly delicious ….
BUT her pussy is the absolute best most world class fuck-hole I’ve ever seen. The color & shape of that pussy is in my opinion, spectacular SPECTACULAR!!! it simply does not get any better.
Jeremy | October 20, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Damn, that’s a hairy poop chute…..