These are never-before-seen shots of Dita Von Teese in a 1999 lesbian photo shoot that some Indiana Jones-esque hero unearthed then immediately sold to Splash News instead of putting them in a museum, where they belong. In the meantime, for those of you who think I’m just posting porn now, it’s not porn if it’s in black and white. That’s in the Bible.
Pics are NSFW. Obviously.
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I think the pictures are actually quite artistic. It definitely looks more classy in black and white.
Fish, you are my hero…
bleah!!
For once I am at a loss for words.
I agree the pictures look a bit artistic and b&w helps. Dita looks better than the other one, to me. In pic #3 Alley looks like she has dirt (or weird shadows) on the side of her face.
These are spectacular
Oh my, my son wants to have a flower tattoo on his lower-belly. Does this mean he is a gay? Would normal 14 y old boy chose such a design http://www.designs-tattoos.com/tattoo-designs/flower/flower-bloom.html for a tattoo??? Please help
nipples are too big..and both of their titts are saggy.. yuck
@#7, yes, your son is a homosexual. I’m kidding. Who cares? He’s not old enough to get a tattoo, anyway. Maybe by the time he is, he’ll get something you’d approve of, like a naked biker chick.
dita is stunning, the other girl looks like a crusty hoe.
Lord and baby Jesus these are fantastic.
Ummmm…topless? Am i the only one that sees hooha there?
fook yah i like!!!
wow, those are some big nipples. Alley looks trashier. Dita looks artistic. I can’t believe she showed her asshole!
its not porn if the strap-on isn’t in full view
You can totally see cornhole in pic #2. I’m not a huge fan of whoever this lady is, but any celebrity who is willing to show their shit chute is more than o.k. in my book
Randal(l)
BOX SHOTS!
Dear #8.
Seriously? Are you GAY?! Not only are their nipples PERFECT, but they are also FAR from fucking saggy. AND IM A GIRL. Those are amazing breasts. So either you are secretly a super gay guy (and the only gay guy who doesnt find Dita attractive regardless of the fact that she has a vagina), or you are one insecure and ugly woman. Wow.
Now why can’t Linndsay Lohan hook up with a real woman. Then we could have some real lesbian pictures, I like these by the way. More, please.
Dita made her waist much too small… It’s weird.
…and Brian let that go? The boy has issues
Beautifully done. I love these pictures. Dita is gorgeous.
Ohhhh lord, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name…. Dita Von Tese is my highest power. Beautiful face, ass , tits, nipples, everything…..
Dita is ridiculously hot, as always. The other chick is not hot at all, and her fake tan looks ridiculous photographed in b&w. Plus her bewbies are scary freaky alien-looking things. But Dita is still mind-blowingly hot.
There are a lot of explicit Dita von Teese pics and videos floating around. I definitely like these, but, not shocking to see ‘em.
Bush.
Did these two muff up for the authentic retro look? What dedication!
Im sorry penis, the skin will grow back. Hang in there.
I saw these photos years ago. They’ve been on Alley Baggett’s site since 1999.
Lesbians, lipstick ones specifically, are a balm for the world’s troubles.
All is right when looking at these, you are a saint Superfish.
Pop chute is in full view.
pic #9… you missed a nip peeking from the suit
Fish, we are not worthy!!!!
Finally, something work looking at.
These are actually not even remotely the first lesbo pics of her. I had an issue of Penthouse from probably like, 1995ish? that had her doing some lesbo dominatrix scenes in it. If i remember correctly, they were way racier than this. Dig around the interwebs for it.
Never before seen? WTF… these are old news UberFish. I sacrificed thousands of sewer babies in worship of these pics years ago.
if you think those are hot, check this: http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/videos_dita_von_teese_get_fucked_with_a_dildo/
those areolas is large and in charge. just saying.
The least she could’ve done was bleach her asshole
um…. Go Phils????
Talk about when Hairy meet Sally!!! Daddy likes!
YES YES YES!! I LOVE THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE A FUR PATCH!!!! BRING BACK THE RETRO LOOK LADIES!!!! (At least for a while hehehehehe)
Mmm! Muy caliente! Nice to see real titties & bush.
Damn Fish this is a bigger compensation than an oil executive…
She looks to have a very tight bung-hole. I knew Maryln Manson was very small in the pants!
Love the fur patch.
Jeremy Piven had the hots for Dita, but couldn’t close the deal. What a loser.
just shot a huge load! Thanx fishy-fish-fish!
Dita is incredible, her tits, ass everything about her physical appearance is just drippingly delicious ….
BUT her pussy is the absolute best most world class fuck-hole I’ve ever seen. The color & shape of that pussy is in my opinion, spectacular SPECTACULAR!!! it simply does not get any better.
Damn, that’s a hairy poop chute…..