Dita Von Teese is way better than PowerPoint

Dita Von Teese to a regular stripper is like Cirque du Soleil is to a regular circus.

How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby come from all walks of life.. if it is true!

@53

“See if you could take your clothes off and be famous and rich for looking good and doing it so well for more than a decade.”

No thanks, I’d prefer to keep my dignity intact and make a living with a profession where I am actually taken seriously.

“We all know that there are strippers with beautiful faces and sexy bodies everywhere, but how many of these managed to succeed the way she did?”

Who give a crap? At the end of the day they’re all just a bunch of naked women happily objectifying themselves for fame and money, reinforcing the idea that a woman’s body is her most important asset and she should put it on display as much as possible to get attention. I wouldn’t want her job for all the money in the world.

“As with her being naked and no longer a rare occurrence: that’s why she’s considered good.”

So she’s good at what she does, you want me to give her a stripper Nobel Prize? All I’m saying is that OMG NAKED DITA isn’t exactly headline material.

Oh, and I’m ever so flattered that you demand to see my thighs. I don’t like everything about my body but frankly I’ll take my legs over Dita’s Christmas hams any day. And since you insist on seeing them, here you go — a Halloween ’07 picture of my legs (in the URL link). Dissect away, I don’t care. Any more bluffs you’d like me to call?

Fuggin’ awesome for sure, but damn did his music go to shit after she broke his heart. Poor Marilyn, all the coke he could ever need and a 20 yr old hottie to defile, and for some reason he turned pussy!

I guess the flame that burns brightest and all that.

Damn she’s smokin’! – completely inappropriate.

ok dita is a bird/horse, chelsea is an anorexic jew, the rest of you are fat pale people, and i’m ugly on my ugly days too.
america is loaded with ugly people and i hate my nationality and family too. but i enjoy that we’re all ugly because it makes us a unique nation. i hate america but i love it, do you get it? i dont but sometimes do. theres nothing like an american christmas happy holidays to you all bye.

Yeah, boring.

#92

Corsets, when one engages in tight lacing for waist training, completely changes the shape of one’s waist. “Smooshing” in the ribs is a form of changing the shape of one’s waist and it can be permanent if one tight laces long enough. Hello, Captain Clue overhead.

Dita Von Teese is amazing. I have no idea what the dynamic was in her breakup from Manson aside from infidelity on his part, but there’s a very good reason why Evan Rachel Wood often looks like Dita these days in public. That reason is that Dita is gorgeous and Evan is so young she can put up with any level of nonsense from Manson, even his requests that she look like his ex-wife.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2007/01/evan_rachel_fug.html

you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online a club called sugarmommymeet.com, by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship.. am I right?

BUTTER FACE

BUTTER…EVERYTHING

I can’t think of one nice looking thing about Dita.
Possibly just her skin.

She is ugly, OLD [looking] and has a weird body shape. Yuck yuck yuck.

I’d like to respond to some of the people on here in awe of Dita and praising her for being a stripper…without calling her a whore or talking about whether being a strong woman has anything to do with nakedness… I have no problem with strippers, if that’s what someone wants to do then it’s fine by me, doesn’t affect my life.

However, she is not famous because she’s ‘good’ at what she does.
Stripping and burlesque is not hard. Burlesque is slow stripping with fancy outfits.
She got noticed because of her image. She dressed and did her hair and makeup like the stars of yonder. There are thousands upon thousands of strippers and dancers and like most things these days, you need a gimmick to get noticed in the ‘profession’ then a famous boyfriend to get famous.
The competition is just too fierce and people are being replaced with younger models all the time. It’s the same with (actual) models, and why there won’t be any new supermodels. Dita is lucky because she started a long long time ago and has contacts and is respected in her profession.
But she can’t be that good if it took her all this time to get noticed.
Coincidentally after she got with one of the most famous men in america..and he certainly helped her image as not just your everyday burlesque stripper.
If Dita herself was starting out these days she wouln’t make it, and if she didn’t have the different image back then, she wouldn’t have made it.

Dita…is fucking hot. I would assume that everyone who says she’s fat and ugly spend their days mooning over Paris Hilton and the like. (thin, blond, stupid.) Dita is beautiful, and what I like most about her is that she’s NOT dipped in bleach and covered with spray tan. Burlesque can be really beautiful and I for one am glad of a celebrity who is noticed for her style and timelessness rather than her greasy twat and custody battles.

In closing, everyone has dated “that guy”. She should be forgiven for Marylin Manson. Oh yeah, and she was famous before him…maybe not on the Hollywood Whore Circuit….

she is beautiful…. a woman’s body is to be celebrated and appreciated!!
She is doing what she does with soooo much class and respect for herself!
She IS an inspiration to have confidence in one’s self and to love yourself no matter what.. ! :)

I don’t like her, if I wanted to see a stripper I would just go to scores.

Takes me back to the good old days of beating off to pictures of Betty Page. Dita is hot, I love her image. She’s also featured in the new Fredrick’s of Hollywood catalog, modeling their new retro lingerie. Yummy!!!!!!

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She look so classy! I love her

Fine, #112.
Continue to assume completely stupid things just to make yourself feel better.

There are quite a few famous women who are not bleached and tanned, (and not ugly like Dita). Open your eyes. I won’t spoil the fun by listing them.
People are saying she is ugly because they have good vision.

Wow. There are a lot of people jealous of Marilyn Manson huh?
Are you seeing so much green that it’s fogging your brain? The attraction to Manson is obvious, you must know by now that pretty women go out with ‘ugly’ guys. Or in this case, ugly women go out with ugly guys.

Old and desperate.

That’s not a scar it’s from her corset……

And to the “c” section crowd they are horizontal bilateral above the pubic bone.

HOW THE HELL DOES SHE GET HER WAIST THAT SMALL?!

Regardless if she’s a bitch on wheels (which I heard she is), not many can hold a candle to the talent and physique of this woman.

She looks like a total grandma!!
Seriously, I can’t believe anyone thinks she’s “pretty” or “hot” in the least bit, unless they are into granny porn and into banging 70 year old grandmas, those are the last words I’d use to define this woman.

Pretty?? OMFG! This chick is so un-pretty and she isn’t even near slightly cute, I’d say she is ugly, she’s definitely way more ugly than pretty and looks YUCKY and half granny half tranny to me, with a super weird face. Without her makeup and her trademark red lipstick, I bet ya’ll she looks scary.
She is of English ancestry and I think she looks like your typical average pale boring and absolutely unexotic -white- girl dressed up in a glamourish 1940′s style. You take off her makeup, her retro hairdo and glamour clothes and you have your typical unattractive small town boring pale white trash white girl next door.

Hot? Dita? seriously, are we talking about the same woman? OMFG, YUCK! She is so absolutely not hot!! Hell, there’s nothing hot about Dita! Unless you’re into granny porn that’s it, or unless you’re a chick with no taste. I can understand that some chicks like her (and it seems like they are the only ones who do), but there’s no way any man is gonna find her even slightly hot.

And I’m amazed at the comments saying her body is nice… it’s nice for a 35 year old woman like her, but by no means is her body nice.
Her body is weird… it looks like flaccid, she has no butt and no hips, and a freaky waist that isn’t attractive or anything. I’ve seen women with way bigger waists look way curvier and slimmer, I don’t know, Dita’s body is just weird, it doesn’t look curvy, it looks freaky, like instead of being shaped like this )(, she’s shaped like this ><, yet without being curvy… looks like some of her body parts were missing or something, like she was shaped squarely and in an unnatural way. The person who said that’s how women are supposed to looks like has wether major issues or no idea about how the female body is and looks like.

She has breast implants, that’s an absolute fact as Dita herself has said so.

I personally think Dita looks absolutely like a tranny granny.

Can’t believe Marilyn Manson dated her and even married her. Rose McGowan was soo much prettier and way better. But, Dita? yuck, such weird tastes Manson has. His current girlfriend looks so much like her, even though she’s a 20ish girl she looks like a grandmother or old lady too. They are absolutely the same type of women, with such weird, bird-old lady unpretty faces, only difference is one is more aged, with breast implants, a corset fetish and with her hair dyed black, while the other looks like the 20 or 20 something year old version of the first without all that going on. Anyway I think Dita looks way better than Evan Rachel in all aspects and kicks her butt any day, but I don’t like any of them at all.
Dita also looks like an old fashioned female version of Marilyn Manson.
I think Manson could do so much better and date way hotter chicks, but I guess he isn’t into HOT chicks?

And #29, are you CRAZY? Comparing this chick to Angelina Jolie, for god’s sake! Angelina is insanely gorgeous and hotter than hell, and so are Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson(or was)!! Dita’s just an ugly overrated tranny granny looking bitch.

118 and 110
112 isn’t the only person who thinks she is hot and has a sexy toned womans body. that is why she is payed to get naked. because her body is hot as hell. she has an hour glass shape. adult males consider that an attractive woman’s shape. enjoy recess you stupid ugly child. same to you moi.
yuck yuck yuck? ugly shape? lol. you are a child for sure. prob a gay boy at that, just haven’t grasped that you don’t find women attractive.

and Dan, you are a 12 year old girl. your writing style gives you away. there must be a lot of idiots out there because this woman is rich because of her 1940′s classic pinup beauty. there isn’t a line or flaw on her skin.. so she doesn’t look 70.. her shape and body are pure sex.
rose mcgowan is cute but has an ugly ass.

#124 & 125

blah blah blah, she’s ugly and looks like a grandma, and you have no idea how a hot chick or a nice female body looks like. You clearly are a chick, and clearly ugly.

126
you are clearly a fag. she is hot

You know… I’d rather see more of Pikachelsea. And I don’t mean that in an insulting way…

#127

you clearly are #124 and #125, ugly chick, frustrated granny porn fetishist, because you’re the only one who would defend Dita’s non existing “hotness” with moronic retarded comments again and again.

No Dita!! Dita = no hotness, no prettiness

KIM KARDASHIAN please.
And Katie Price please.

Kim Kardashian = hotness
Katie Price = hotness

Classy and pasties do not go together – ever. Unless you grew up in a trailer park.

Evan is a child and has nothing on Dita. However, they both are now tainted after being with the goth man-child that is Marilyn Manson.

So we gotta believe she’s “classy” or any better than any other female stripper or not stripper because she dresses and wears her hair/makeup like they did in the 1940′s instead of having a modern day look?
How incredibly RIDICULOUS and stupid.
So what if women from the 1940′s had dressed like women did in the 1880′s? Bettie Page, Marilyn Monroe, Ava Gardner, Rita Hayworth etc they all had a “moden day look” of their time, what if they had dressed and worn their hair/makeup like in the 1880′s? do you think they would have been symbols of anything? would that have made them any “classier”? they would have lost everything they are today and they wouldn’t be considered 1940′s glamour pinups.

Dita does the opposite of the women she admires… she lives in the past instead of having a “modern day look” like these women did. These women she admires and tries to imitate were considered beautiful and sexy when they dressed and wore their hair and makeup the same way all women used to do in that time and the way that was considered “mainstream” on their time, yet they standed out and were remebered, they didn’t try to look like women of other time. The problem with Dita is that if she dressed and wore her makeup and hairdo the way it’s “normal” these days she would be nothing and no one would look at her, because unlike the women she idolizes, she isn’t naturally beautiful or anything close. There’s a lot of women that with no makeup have no beauty, but the case of Dita is extreme… without her makeup and retro style she is freaking ugly (well, in my opinion, she is ugly with our without it), and she would look really white trash, unattractive and average like so many women you can find shopping at Walmart any day, there’s nothing about her looks that makes her stand out from any average non-pretty woman.

I think it’s pretty sad that she lives in the past and that people dare to say she’s “classy” or any better than any other female for it. It’s so pathetic that she doesn’t even have her own identity… she constantly tries to imitate and look like Bettie Page (and she doesn’t get even close, because Bettie Page was beautiful, Dita isn’t at all), and tries to imitate other women from the past.
It makes it annoying that she’s so stupid and snotty and thinks she’s cool because of it or better than other women just for dressing the way they did 60 years ago. I’ve seen her criticize other women for looking “mainstream” or for not looking the way she considers “classy”, and she shows very much how she thinks she’s better than them. What a sad stupid stuck-up moron. And she isn’t even cute. Seems like the “modern day pinups” are these women she criticizes instead of herself, because trust me, in the future no one will remember a woman who used to look the way it was normal to look 60 years before her time, especially if she isn’t even cute.

So Dita, “modern day pinup”? hell no. More like stuck up ugly chick whose only way to stand out is by having a funny funky look from 60 years ago.

You know who are the real “modern day pinups”? Angelina Jolie, Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears (especially in her hot days) etc.

Oh please! It’s called “retro chic” you arsehole.

#133

Which Walmart do you go to where the average women shopping there have 32C-21-33 measurement?

A lot of men these days still disappointedly wonder why women now don’t have the same measurement like those women did in the old days. Those 1940′s women you mentioned were famous because they did have beautiful faces and incredible measurements regardless of the time period. If there were still celebrities these days with their faces and measurements, the big waisted (25″), flat assed, more than 70% Waist-To-Hip Ratio (34″) and B cups Jessica Alba would be a nobody.

As f being a white trash, I would definitely rank Pamela Anderson and Britney Spears above Dita.

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She’s gross! Who wants to see a 35 year old woman with fake everything take off her clothes for money? Just go be a stripper, because that’s what you really are HEATHER SWEET.

oh puhhleasse some people here think rachel wood is hotter.. rachel wood with her tiny titties and neon orange hair…. shes like 14 wtf he doing with her

I wish she was still doing porn, you no she started way back in the mid 90s

I wish she was still doing porn, you no she started way back in the mid 90s