Dita Von Teese is way better than PowerPoint

November 23rd, 2007 // 140 Comments
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  1. Damianne

    muahahaha first.

  2. darkpixie

    This chick used to be married to Marilyn Manson.

  3. ann

    How could Marilyn Manson let this women go? Whattan idiot.

  4. Cate

    “How could Marilyn Manson let this women go? Whattan idiot.”

    Because he’s boning 20 yr old Evan rachel Wood in the ass….
    I’d pick evan over dita any day.

  5. Binky

    I had a GF with the same ‘flighty’ hobby once.
    After a while one gets a little bit tired changing the newspaper in the bottom of the cage.

  6. p911gt10c

    #4 Exactly.

    oh, and #1, you’re a loser.

  7. Erica

    Great body, but Evan Rachel Wood FTW! :)

  8. TommyGun

    8

  9. kool

    She’s so pretty! And she has an amazing body! I’m so jealous! Marilyn Manson is a freakshow who likes to diddle little girls…Dita can do so much better!

  10. scrappy

    jesus will you look at the thighs on this one? amazing. i’m in love.

  11. Twinkie

    Nobody would know who this broad was, if she hadn’t taken on Marilyn Manson’s horrifying cock.

    Had it not been for him, she’d just be “That brunette girl who dresses funny” when you’re spanking it.

  12. nathra

    you go on about people being too pale all the time. you wouldn’t get away with saying someone was too dark so why is that any different?

  13. ewww

    uhm she looks like a fat yet toned 50 year old woman.

  14. AnnaDraconida

    HOT HOT HOT

  15. Guy

    Meh, I will stick to my PowerPoint presentations any day.

  16. wow

    scar up stomach? anyone?

  17. woodhorse

    Marilyn Manson must have personality I haven’t seen. He’s had two beautiful women for girlfriends and Angelina Jolie as a friend-friend. How? Sure, he was funny a few years ago with his butt hanging out on national TV while singing “The Beautiful People” but humor can only go so far.

  18. Tash

    I’m going to Erotica on Sunday and can’t wait to see Dita perform. She is amazing!

  19. heretic23

    Best. Pictures. Ever.

    Yes, in all honesty, these are the hottest pictures I have ever seen on this site. I don’t know if that’s because I’m used to coming here and seeing Britney’s cooch or what, but this is a VERY welcome change.

    #16, I noticed the scar, too. It looks like a c-section scar but as far as I know she doesn’t have any kids…

  20. I hate to admit it but she looks really beautiful!

  21. fjiehlss

    she is so gorgeous..she was said to be found of internet recently. Some fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club searchingmillionaire.com.
    she has a personal account there with hot pictures, blog and something about her songs and new album.

  22. Dita Von Teese has been around doing these shows several times a month for years and years, and you’ve never posted about it. Why is it news now?

  23. BTW, fuck spambot #21 and its other spam posts

  24. Chloe

    That’s not a scar, it’s a mark that her costume made before she removed it.

  25. does anyone really find her slightly hot? she looks like an old lady to me, and I don’t see an ounce of prettiness or hotness in her.

    Now give us Kim Kardashian, now that’s HOT.

  26. roughdaddy

    #21 why dont you go hang yourself? no one is interested…

  27. Lady Sin

    Tired of this hag!

  28. What the F***?

    How can u really think, that the 20 year old, flat-chested Evan Rachel Wood, would be better than taking the hottie above for a ride in Wonderland.

    Seriously … she’s hot!

  29. I honestly do not understand why this woman is considered attractive. First Angelina, now her? I’ll even concede to Pam Anderson being somewhat attractive and sexy or Kim K, but this woman? Are you people serious? Is this just a weird dream? Even my fat ass thighs are cuter..

  30. maranda45678

    u r hot and pretty in is red dress, really shocking. i heard that your ictures on a celebrities site is very good, i will go to check.

  31. maranda45678

    u r hot and pretty in this red dress, really shocking. i heard that your pictures on a celebrities site sugarcupid.com is very good, i will go to have a check.

  32. kitty_kat

    I don’t see the hotness with this one personally. Sorry…

  33. spongebob

    i dont get it. does anyone acutally find her or her body hot?
    she has a dog face, deformed waist and deformed feet/legs. she must be screwed in the head.. and also screwed manson. what an ugly deformed dog!

  34. spongebob

    this deformed dog has implants too!

  35. sindiva

    Hm. If she had a tan, wore clothes that were starlit trashy and had straight extensions, most of the rabble here would find her attractive.

    Dita’s been around long before she and Manson dated. She had a large following, and would have been fine without him.

  36. Zee Brat

    Dita is fucking hot. Period. Anyone who would take Evan over Dita has a thing for little boys with blond hair. Seriously, who wants flat chested Evan. Dita has a woman’s body. And a fucking hot one at that.

  37. stupid bitches make me sick

    what makes dita hot is her performances. she has a confidence and presence that is magnetic. she represents feminine power when she is on stage. power is sexy. evan rachel wood is a 20 year old girl with the body of a 12 year old boy who now spends all her days trying to look like dita. obviously marilyn can’t get over dita and only a stupid teen with no self-esteem would allow her 40 year old boyfriend to dress her up like his ex-wife.

  38. ug

    Ugly. HUGE thighs. Bird face. Stupid makeup.

  39. linda

    How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby… if it is true!

  40. ………………………………….AT LEAST SHE IS TRYING TO LOOK SEXY!!

  41. WildwolfWoman

    I think this woman is a bit off in more than one way….She has to have a screw loose to marry someone soooooo far out there. I read most of the comments above and noticed there were slightly more pros (nine) than cons (seven).
    #11– HA HA HA !!!!
    #5–HA!!! You crack me up! Thanks for that!
    Anyway back to what I really wanted to say….Dita obviously takes care of herself but I don’t think she’s that beautiful in her face. But then again most men look at great bodies more than facial beauty. But that’s they way people are attracted to many different varieties………

  42. I'm Jealous of Her Measurement

    Just researched that her measurement is 32C-21-33. That’s pretty crazy. I don’t know who else in this day age who still has that kind of measurement. As a comparison, Jessica Alba, who is supposed to be “shapely”, is 34B-25-34.

  43. oppto

    thats not a c section scar or a scar at all you dumbasses. c section scars are horizontal and that raised mark on her stomach is obviously a drop of water. she’s the only classic beauty around these days

  44. trolaay

    beautiful!…can’t believe she used to be marilyn manson’s wife..=P

  45. NATASHA

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohs he was naked with m manson

  46. Her waist kinda grosses me out…but she is pretty gorgeous.

  47. Pikachelsea

    Thunder thighs ahoy.

    btw, if she represents “feminine power”, why is she the one up on stage naked? Oh right, she’s an empowered woman who is using nudity to gain fame. Because that’s what getting naked in front of countless people is. “Empowering”.

    Any idiot can take all their clothes off and get attention. What human alive hasn’t seen naked Dita anyway? It’s not like it’s some rare occurrence.

  48. endoftheshityear

    I was about to say, highest female IQ and has legs like this?

    Then I realized oh, … Marilyn von Savant….

    That Warner guy picks up some good-looking beards on his way to oblivion.

  49. Ript1&0

    HAhahaha!! Damn right! She’s nothing but a tease!

    I boo that.

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