Dita Von Teese is having intercourse

February 19th, 2009 // 44 Comments

Dita Von Teese recently told the British tabloids she became celibate after her divorce from Marilyn Manson, but surprisingly it was just a joke. I say surprisingly because if there’s anyone who could make a woman never want to have sex again it’s Marilyn Manson. – And, okay, Criss Angel. E! News reports:

“All my friends [saw that] and were like, What?” the burlesque beauty told us last night at the Beverly Hills launch party for Amanda Eliasch’s new book, Cloak & Dagger Butterfly. “I just thought it was funny to say at the time.”
She added with a laugh, “I’m pretty sure it’s safe for you to report that I’ve had sex by now.”
Von Teese says she hasn’t found someone special to settle down with just yet, so until then…
“I’m just really enjoying being single, and having fun, global affairs,” she said. “I’m enjoying being free, and enjoying different men…I’m enjoying being in the moment and enjoying everyone for what they have to offer.”

Global affairs, huh? Note to self: Purchase globe costume. Let Dita Von Teese come to you. Do the sexy stuff.

Like shooting fish in a barrel. Unless she laughs at my south pole.

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Comments (44)

  1. hmna | February 19, 2009 at 10:22 am

    AWESOME!!! Too bad I’m married.

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  2. meow | February 19, 2009 at 10:22 am

    first meow.

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  3. Jrz | February 19, 2009 at 10:23 am

    Fucking Marilyn Manson makes you damaged goods. It’s like fucking Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan

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  4. hmna | February 19, 2009 at 10:23 am

    AWESOME!!! Too bad I’m married.

    Hopefully this doesn’t double post . . .

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  5. Sportsdvl | February 19, 2009 at 10:24 am

    While I’m sure she’d be a lot of fun in the sack, going some place that Manson was in previously has a huge creepy factor that most guys wouldn’t want to experience.

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  6. brooke | February 19, 2009 at 10:27 am

    Butterface

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  7. RichPort's Ghost | February 19, 2009 at 10:35 am

    Katy Perry sure does look old here…

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  8. g_girl | February 19, 2009 at 10:45 am

    i love her

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  9. Riley | February 19, 2009 at 10:47 am

    It’s really irritating that i can’t figure out if she’s attractive or not

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  10. Rob | February 19, 2009 at 10:50 am

    I love this woman, not photoshopped, sweet classic look. This is how woman should try to look like.

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  11. ROUGH rules | February 19, 2009 at 10:52 am

    frankly my dear, even your teeth looks wooden!

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  12. Ash | February 19, 2009 at 10:55 am

    She went to my high school in Rochester, Michigan, she wasn’t very good looking then. Creepy goth chick with hairy arm pits. I imagine her pussy has wierd shit scarred into it by Manson. Like little chains, drawbridges and other medievel torture chamber shit.

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  13. Splooge | February 19, 2009 at 10:59 am

    What I want to know is whether the Fish’s south pole is circumnavigated?

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  14. WTF | February 19, 2009 at 11:02 am

    Umm…WTF?!? This is what’s passing for “beauty” these days? You’ve got to be kidding me! I’m serious. Look at pic #3…I threw up a little.

    *note to self – I gotta get off this planet…nothing makes sense anymore!

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  15. TAKE A WALK ON THE BROWNSIDE. | February 19, 2009 at 11:05 am
  16. Dr Necro | February 19, 2009 at 11:05 am

    Dipsy Von Tits is as pale as a corpse

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  17. Darth | February 19, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Who is she? And why is she famous? and why do we care?

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  18. California Red | February 19, 2009 at 11:20 am

    I saw Ditra at a strip club once in 97. She grabbed the back of my head and shoved my face in between her tits. I still remember that she smelled of some type of sweet fragrant powder.

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  19. Raymondo | February 19, 2009 at 11:24 am

    Dita Von Funbags of sag…

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  20. Deacon Jones | February 19, 2009 at 11:54 am

    i wish the women at my work had this attitude instead of being judgemental prudes if you’re not married.

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  21. owenshang56 | February 19, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a ta ll basketball player on a ta ll da ting place named: ____T allmingle Co m____ ,really?

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  22. McFeely Smackup | February 19, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    No she’s not photoshopped, she does it up old school…by plastering on makeup with a spatula.

    Dita would be easier to stomach if her face wasn’t so damned unattractive, and if she has some other schtick than Betty Page impersonations.

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  23. Kevin | February 19, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Stop posting pictures of pasty white chicks. They’re ugly as hell.

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  24. Santos | February 19, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    #7 RichPort’s Bitch – that’s not Katy Perry, you dumbfuck. Pull your head out of your ass.

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  25. HalifaxDave | February 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Ahhh yes this fine auld whore. Hot like a 1000nd suns I would drag my tongue over a field of glass bits and salt to get a bit of that…except for the fact that she got it over and over and over and over again from what ever the hell it is that Mansons got in his pants…The idea of it is enough to make me revisit my lunch

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  26. @24 | February 19, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    i see you forgot to take your stupid pills

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  27. Skinny Bitch | February 19, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    ::::: Dita has always been SKINNY, will always be SKINNY :::: http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com

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  28. Jennyjenjen | February 19, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    I see Santo’s fury has clouded his thinking.

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  29. jenny | February 19, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    I’m her big fan. I have invited over 5.000 fans to a celebrity&millionaire romance site called’ MillionaireLoving. C O M ‘ we built a big fan club for her at the forum, it is very hot, guys, let`s join if you are her fan too.

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  30. yuck | February 19, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    old lady hands

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  31. titsonsnack | February 19, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    This Queen of the Poor Man’s Bettie Page is not attractive, does not have a single original thing going for her, and worst of all boring as shit. Listening to her monotonous voice is like the Charlie Brown wah-wah-wah-wah teacher.

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  32. TheMinxx | February 19, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    I love the fact that she LIED to the press and call it a joke now! She scares me.

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  33. TheMinxx | February 19, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    I love the fact that she LIED to the press and call it a joke now! She scares me.

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  34. Fati | February 19, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    she’s ok. needs less make up and more exercise. and definitely less manson. how could anyone have sex with that awful creature?

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  35. I make clothing (some) people wear | February 19, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    she looks old as fuck!

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  36. tracy | February 19, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    ^^^^Cool Guys!!!
    Hot cougars and milfs on ==== Ageless mate. c o m ==== love you guys; and wanna hook up with men just like you!! if you don’t mind the so-called age gap, if you really have desires in your hearts, then you rock there!!!

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  37. Aja | February 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    I used to like her, but she is annoying now. Ugly old slut.

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  38. gerard Vandenberg | February 19, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    be sure: I’M HORNY TOO!!

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  39. TV Blogger | February 20, 2009 at 1:03 am

    She looks horrible. I am surprised anybody would pay for her performance. I would pay her to leave.

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  40. ELLY | February 20, 2009 at 6:23 am

    you’re right #17.
    plus, SHE’S A SLUT! C’MON. goes to fuck herself with everyone who comes at her door … but at least she’s being honest.

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  41. blashyrkh | February 20, 2009 at 8:14 am

    Excuse me , but am I the only one that thinks that this chick is NOT hot?? I mean, cmon!!! She simply doesn’t look good!

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  42. ivery | February 20, 2009 at 9:43 am

    She is still so beautiful, but I don`t like her any more because she likes dating with a few different Billionaires on ^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M^^ these days. It is already reported by New York daily.

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  43. Joyce | February 22, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    She’s NASTY!!!

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  44. hard drive media player | May 14, 2010 at 6:32 am

    she is not photoshopped, corresponds to the old school plaster of composition with a spatula. Dita would be easier to digest if your face was not so damned attractive, and if you have another page of imitations Betty schtick.

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