Dita Von Teese is busty and other news

- Courtney Love is apparently competing with Lindsay Lohan for the title of “Most Cracked Out Twitter User.” [PopEater]

- Hugh Jackman keeps picking up his daughter after school [Lainey Gossip]

- Mischa Barton’s new show is canceled after airing just two episodes. [Just Jared]

- Megan Fox hosts SNL this weekend. [PopSugar]

- Lindsay Lohan is worried the guy who robbed her house will spill secrets that will ruin her career. And by career I mean spotty employment that’s just enough to keep the blow coming in. [Celebslam]

- Heidi Klum’s baby is going to have a bitch of a time breastfeeding. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Bijou Phillips claims she knew about the incestuous affair between Mackenzie and their father John. Which explains how she end up a Scientologist. Ha! Just kidding. But not really. [The Blemish]

- Pamela Anderson owes $1 million in unpaid construction bills. Time to stop giving away freebies. [Wonderwall]