Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra and other news

- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there’s irreparable ass damage. I’ll notify the UN. [Lainey Gossip]

- Janet Jackson’s bosom: We don’t talk about it enough. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan might be on Celebrity Big Brother. Somebody needs to get Spencer Pratt on there then tell Lindsay he’s hiding uncut Colombian snow in his aorta. Or not and kiss an Emmy goodbye. It’s your call. [Celebslam]

- Leonardo DiCaprio carries around dogs now. Why not? [PopSugar]

- Kristin Cavallari deserves more than Lauren Conrad. [JustJared]

- Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy got married. Whee. [PopEater]

- Jenny Slate won’t get fired from SNL for dropping the F-bomb which was less offensive than Megan Fox’s “acting.” [The Blemish]

- Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson pout about being famous. [Socialite Life]

- Pamela Anderson denies she’s broke which is actually true. Unless her vagina stopped working, then maybe. [Celebitchy]

Photos: Wonderbra