- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there’s irreparable ass damage. I’ll notify the UN. [Lainey Gossip]
- Janet Jackson’s bosom: We don’t talk about it enough. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Lindsay Lohan might be on Celebrity Big Brother. Somebody needs to get Spencer Pratt on there then tell Lindsay he’s hiding uncut Colombian snow in his aorta. Or not and kiss an Emmy goodbye. It’s your call. [Celebslam]
- Leonardo DiCaprio carries around dogs now. Why not? [PopSugar]
- Kristin Cavallari deserves more than Lauren Conrad. [JustJared]
- Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy got married. Whee. [PopEater]
- Jenny Slate won’t get fired from SNL for dropping the F-bomb which was less offensive than Megan Fox’s “acting.” [The Blemish]
- Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson pout about being famous. [Socialite Life]
- Pamela Anderson denies she’s broke which is actually true. Unless her vagina stopped working, then maybe. [Celebitchy]
EAT ME | September 28, 2009 at 9:47 pm
FIRST, JUICY CUNTS
Rasputins Liver | September 28, 2009 at 9:53 pm
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Oh man!
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Thank you, Fish!
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So very fine to see a classy woman in between all the country-ghetto, trailer trash, neanderbilly Madonnas, Britneys, Lindsays, Mileys, Speidies (duo there with those two), etc.
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Dita always looks fine, dresses well, appears like a real adult and conducts herself as such as compared to those named above and so many more.
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Dita harkens back to days when adults acted like adults, not arrested developed pretend adults as so many of her generation are, in celebrityland and out.
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Please, always show Dita on a regular basis!
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THANKS AGAIN!!
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Angela | September 28, 2009 at 9:55 pm
*yawn* I’m getting worried. We haven’t seen any coked-out (so-called accidental) vag lately. I blame the economy.
Angela | September 28, 2009 at 10:03 pm
*yawn* I’m getting worried. We haven’t seen any coked-out (so-called accidental) vag lately. I blame the economy.
Angela | September 28, 2009 at 10:05 pm
*yawn* I’m getting worried. We haven’t seen any coked-out (so-called accidental) vag lately. I blame the economy.
datroof | September 28, 2009 at 10:13 pm
You know, I used to be really turned on by Dita Von Teese. She’s got a seriously sexy body and image, and does the whole 1930′s Berlin/Cabaret thing very well.
But honestly, her face is sapping my penile strength here. Her face looks like fucking Marilyn Manson. Or maybe his twin sister’s face. Sure it’s cleaner and leaner than that bloated has-been, but still a serious turn-off.
Russell Brusnon | September 28, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Good one
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 28, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Never really understood all the excitement over her. Average at best. I’ve seen hotter girls at Target.
minx | September 28, 2009 at 10:33 pm
uh does anyone else notice the thing sitting next to janet jackson in those pics? it makes michael jackson look like a natural beauty.
and who in the world ever proclaimed scarlett johansson hot? her tits are excellent, but come on…
rah! rah! | September 28, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Fug face.
Chickenhead | September 28, 2009 at 11:07 pm
ALL of these pictures look computer-generated.
Photoshop is a crime against humanity.
EWWWWWWW | September 28, 2009 at 11:14 pm
I don’t like the way these pics are photoshopped. They took out all the definition in her face.
Racer X | September 28, 2009 at 11:15 pm
WEAK.
/pornstar Ava Rose would make a better pin up girl
Adam | September 28, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Killing Spencer Pratt doesn’t merit an Emmy. That’s an f’ing Humanitarian award.
Sickitten | September 29, 2009 at 12:11 am
Yeah, Dita isn’t perfect beauty but she’s a fun novelty to have. Quite the busuness lady. Dlisted has her blond senior picture posted in ‘birthday’ sluts’.
Classic Cardy Ugg Boots | September 29, 2009 at 3:03 am
As the boy said, we are encountering the financial crisis, we should use our money wisely. I won’t judge if the girl is right, because each individual is different, but part of the boy’s words are right, everyone has big pressure, don’t spend money on luxury things if you are not wealthy enough.
Classic Tall Ugg Boots | September 29, 2009 at 3:05 am
Smiles help you forget your sadness. Life is a long road. Why not cover it with smiles?
estetik | September 29, 2009 at 4:47 am
her face looks so artificial..
shitakibreath | September 29, 2009 at 5:00 am
I love this look on women. I’m especially big on rat rod chicks
rockrocky77 | September 29, 2009 at 5:32 am
the Photoshop it Burns!
titsonsnack | September 29, 2009 at 7:59 am
Lima bean head.
ha | September 29, 2009 at 8:19 am
Her face looks better when they don’t try to improve it. She’s not particularly beautiful, but sans photoshop she’s pretty hot imo.
angel | September 29, 2009 at 10:23 am
Yeah, Dita isn’t perfect beauty but she’s a fun novelty to have. Quite the busuness lady. Dlisted has her blond senior picture posted in ‘birthday’ sluts’.
Bubp | September 29, 2009 at 10:34 am
Terrible photoshop job on those pictures…unless they were trying to make her look like a store mannequin, then they’d would be brilliant.
Anon | September 29, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Can dita ever show any expression?
Teaching women to be sext through striptease is fine but a lot of it’s in the eyes and she is an expressionless, sexless vacant bore.
I can’t imagine her turning anyone on by being sexy as they would fall asleep long before getting aroused.
friendlystoner | September 29, 2009 at 2:10 pm
why does each picture look like the entire face has been photoshopped onto someone elsesbody?
in any case she doesnt really do it for me. wouldnt honestly be that interested if she asked for a f*ck. tho i prob would cos i`m a guy who thinks with his d*c. done me well so far.
Rhialto | September 29, 2009 at 2:46 pm
New slogan for Wonderbra;’It’s just too much work for airbrushing’.
Galtacticus | September 29, 2009 at 2:50 pm
In which comic is she playing?!
Rhialto | September 29, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Were there 3D glasses delivered with this post?
Michelle | September 29, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Her face looks strange, but her body is to die for!
ke | September 29, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Ha, cracks me up how Kristin Cavallari always gets Lauren Conrad’s sloppy seconds in life.
Peanutman | September 29, 2009 at 5:49 pm
OMG it’s PEE WEE HERMAN?!!!
youtube | September 29, 2009 at 6:06 pm
sexyy lingerie pictures
cherry | September 29, 2009 at 11:21 pm
WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO DITA?
airbrushing that woman should be a crime
xx | September 30, 2009 at 12:03 am
too much photoshop! poor dita, she’s so stunning and these photos just don’t do her justice
rhubarbular | September 30, 2009 at 9:13 am
photoshop fail … but yay dita! :)
cene estetigi | October 10, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Yeah… wery Sexy… .:)
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Fug face.
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