Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra and other news

September 28th, 2009 // 92 Comments

- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there’s irreparable ass damage. I’ll notify the UN. [Lainey Gossip]

- Janet Jackson’s bosom: We don’t talk about it enough. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan might be on Celebrity Big Brother. Somebody needs to get Spencer Pratt on there then tell Lindsay he’s hiding uncut Colombian snow in his aorta. Or not and kiss an Emmy goodbye. It’s your call. [Celebslam]

- Leonardo DiCaprio carries around dogs now. Why not? [PopSugar]

- Kristin Cavallari deserves more than Lauren Conrad. [JustJared]

- Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy got married. Whee. [PopEater]

- Jenny Slate won’t get fired from SNL for dropping the F-bomb which was less offensive than Megan Fox’s “acting.” [The Blemish]

- Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson pout about being famous. [Socialite Life]

- Pamela Anderson denies she’s broke which is actually true. Unless her vagina stopped working, then maybe. [Celebitchy]

Photos: Wonderbra
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  1. EAT ME

    FIRST, JUICY CUNTS

  2. Rasputins Liver

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    Oh man!

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    Thank you, Fish!

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    So very fine to see a classy woman in between all the country-ghetto, trailer trash, neanderbilly Madonnas, Britneys, Lindsays, Mileys, Speidies (duo there with those two), etc.

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    Dita always looks fine, dresses well, appears like a real adult and conducts herself as such as compared to those named above and so many more.

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    Dita harkens back to days when adults acted like adults, not arrested developed pretend adults as so many of her generation are, in celebrityland and out.

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    Please, always show Dita on a regular basis!

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    THANKS AGAIN!!

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  3. Angela

    *yawn* I’m getting worried. We haven’t seen any coked-out (so-called accidental) vag lately. I blame the economy.

  4. Angela

    *yawn* I’m getting worried. We haven’t seen any coked-out (so-called accidental) vag lately. I blame the economy.

  5. Angela

    *yawn* I’m getting worried. We haven’t seen any coked-out (so-called accidental) vag lately. I blame the economy.

  6. datroof

    You know, I used to be really turned on by Dita Von Teese. She’s got a seriously sexy body and image, and does the whole 1930′s Berlin/Cabaret thing very well.

    But honestly, her face is sapping my penile strength here. Her face looks like fucking Marilyn Manson. Or maybe his twin sister’s face. Sure it’s cleaner and leaner than that bloated has-been, but still a serious turn-off.

  7. Never really understood all the excitement over her. Average at best. I’ve seen hotter girls at Target.

  8. minx

    uh does anyone else notice the thing sitting next to janet jackson in those pics? it makes michael jackson look like a natural beauty.
    and who in the world ever proclaimed scarlett johansson hot? her tits are excellent, but come on…

  9. rah! rah!

    Fug face.

  10. Chickenhead

    ALL of these pictures look computer-generated.

    Photoshop is a crime against humanity.

  11. EWWWWWWW

    I don’t like the way these pics are photoshopped. They took out all the definition in her face.

  12. Racer X

    WEAK.

    /pornstar Ava Rose would make a better pin up girl

  13. Killing Spencer Pratt doesn’t merit an Emmy. That’s an f’ing Humanitarian award.

  14. Yeah, Dita isn’t perfect beauty but she’s a fun novelty to have. Quite the busuness lady. Dlisted has her blond senior picture posted in ‘birthday’ sluts’.

  15. As the boy said, we are encountering the financial crisis, we should use our money wisely. I won’t judge if the girl is right, because each individual is different, but part of the boy’s words are right, everyone has big pressure, don’t spend money on luxury things if you are not wealthy enough.

  16. Smiles help you forget your sadness. Life is a long road. Why not cover it with smiles?

  17. her face looks so artificial..

  18. shitakibreath

    I love this look on women. I’m especially big on rat rod chicks

  19. rockrocky77

    the Photoshop it Burns!

  20. titsonsnack

    Lima bean head.

  21. ha

    Her face looks better when they don’t try to improve it. She’s not particularly beautiful, but sans photoshop she’s pretty hot imo.

  22. Yeah, Dita isn’t perfect beauty but she’s a fun novelty to have. Quite the busuness lady. Dlisted has her blond senior picture posted in ‘birthday’ sluts’.

  23. Bubp

    Terrible photoshop job on those pictures…unless they were trying to make her look like a store mannequin, then they’d would be brilliant.

  24. Anon

    Can dita ever show any expression?
    Teaching women to be sext through striptease is fine but a lot of it’s in the eyes and she is an expressionless, sexless vacant bore.

    I can’t imagine her turning anyone on by being sexy as they would fall asleep long before getting aroused.

  25. friendlystoner

    why does each picture look like the entire face has been photoshopped onto someone elsesbody?

    in any case she doesnt really do it for me. wouldnt honestly be that interested if she asked for a f*ck. tho i prob would cos i`m a guy who thinks with his d*c. done me well so far.

  26. Rhialto

    New slogan for Wonderbra;’It’s just too much work for airbrushing’.

  27. Galtacticus

    In which comic is she playing?!

  28. Rhialto

    Were there 3D glasses delivered with this post?

  29. Michelle

    Her face looks strange, but her body is to die for!

  30. ke

    Ha, cracks me up how Kristin Cavallari always gets Lauren Conrad’s sloppy seconds in life.

  31. Peanutman

    OMG it’s PEE WEE HERMAN?!!!

  32. sexyy lingerie pictures

  33. cherry

    WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO DITA?

    airbrushing that woman should be a crime

  34. xx

    too much photoshop! poor dita, she’s so stunning and these photos just don’t do her justice

  35. photoshop fail … but yay dita! :)

  36. Yeah… wery Sexy… .:)

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