Good Morning, Dita Von Teese, And Other News

- Martha Stewart basically told Gwyneth Paltrow she’ll slit her throat. [Lainey Gossip]

- Paula Patton stays on message about Robin Thicke’s penis. [Dlisted]

- It’s Time To Mind Some Gaps [theCHIVE]

- So remember when Christina Aguilera said she was comfortable in her body? [Fishwrapper]

- It’s good to let Khloe get the scent of North so she knows she’s part of the pack. [tooFab]

- Welcome to the new Steubenville because FOOOTBALL. [BuzzFeed]

- Ali Larter is still hot as shit. [Popoholic]

- Michael Fassbender is finding it easier and easier to get laid for some reason. [IDLYITW]

- Goddamn, Maggi Caruthers in lingerie… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kat Graham’s in a bikini. [Celebslam]

- Joanna Krupa makes weird topless Instagram videos. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Britney Spears was digitally slimmed for “Work Bitch” video. Of course. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Patton Oswalt’s TED talk looks close enough to the real thing. [Uproxx]

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