Disney: Miley Cyrus’ back? BAD! Barely legal lingerie models? GOOD!

May 2nd, 2008 // 102 Comments

Okay, before everyone flips out, these chicks are LEGAL. Don’t worry, I wouldn’t send you guys to jail – yet. Anyway, I was about to pack it in for the weekend when I stumbled across this little piece TMZ uncovered. It turns out Disney, who balked at the mere showing of Miley Cyrus’ bare back, is in the business of selling lingerie in China with girls made to look like a jail-bait bonanza:

TMZ has turned up Disney ads marketing lacy, sexy lingerie by models who are made to look underage. They’re hawking bras, undies and lacy boy shorts. They are nothing short of seductive. The photos are being used by Shanghai Zhenxin Garment Company to sell Disney clothes in China.

Now that’s good old-fashioned hypocrisy. In the meantime, I can’t really get turned on with Winnie the Pooh sitting on that chick’s shoulder quietly judging me. C’mon, Pooh, a man’s got needs. Like that time you and Eeyore got stuck in a snowstorm. Dude, don’t act so surprised. You had his tail stuck to your stomach for a week. No joke. None of us had the heart to tell you. Plus it was pretty damn hilarious – donkey fucker. BURN! Aww, I kid. Let’s go find Christopher Robin and get him to steal beer from his dad’s fridge.

Photos: Zhenxin Garment Co. Ltd., TMZ
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  1. Becky

    I think the women bitching about men getting off on these photos are the type who are fat and ugly and their only asset is their big boobs. The same women who freak out when men start saying thin women with small breasts are beautiful. “Those aren’t REAL women”

    I don’t see an issue with being attracted to thin, sweet looking, innocent women. The type of man who is doesn’t want your sloppy ass saggy tits and the bitchy attitude that usually goes along with them.

    So chill the fuck out. And for your own good, bitch please.

    <3

  2. Luke Skywalker

    To the brunette in the photos:

    Princess Leia called. She wants her cinnamon buns back.

  3. Execute Pedophiles and Promulgators

    I am so sick and tired of television and the filth it spreads. And the mainstream media whose purpose is to addict people to mindlessness so they can placatedly pay careful attention to the noisy overdone droning advertisements that pay for the PROGRAMMING.
    I can’t believe adults even let their children watch tv.
    Read books.
    Develop hobbies.
    The internet can be used intellectually. It is a veritable encyclopedia.

    C’mon, put down the cigarettes and the remote control.

  4. OMG! this is so creepy!

  5. Cherry

    # You’re right, Kim K does look like princess jasmine!

  6. Big Bush Lova

    None of those girls have a bush… tisk tisk

  7. blizzy

    i think its as creepy as you want it to be. i think they’re just some girls modeling underwear for teens…nothing more. there’s nothing creepy about it, they’re clothed. and if you think this is fuel for pedophiles, you’re probably right, but pedophiles are sociopaths because ANYTHING associated with children turn them on. A true pedophile would be turned on by a kid modeling an osh-kosh jumpsuit; so don’t get all bent out of shape over that angle.

  8. These models are alright but this ad campaig is a major faux pas. Granny underwear?! Cmon now. That’s worse than butt hugger briefs for men. Dudes who wear butt huggers should be shot with an AK-47.

    Chicks who wear granny drawers need not be shot, simply retrained. Educated and nurtured properly, they’ve still got hope.

    PS: Put em in g strings or go commando!

  9. To #51

    I’m actually with you on that one, only I think the women that are concerned (at least when it comes to myself) is the trend of sitting behind the comp and making the remarks about wanting to screw children. I don’t diss chicks who are nice and thin who lack the huge tits, I’m not an asshole who insults other peole. I’m insulting the pedophiles. I think the comments are more about the ‘trendy to be a sleeze bag’ over the actual models in the above article.

  10. def

    She is so pretty.I am crazy about her.I saw her many times in the famous dating site”blackmatching.com”.She always dating some sexy play boys in this site.That’s so wonderful.

  11. fatuglywhore

    @59…. U are making comments on a superficial website at 10 at night on a Saturday. May I suggest you are a fat ugly whore.

  12. touchme

    tightttttttttt

  13. Sara

    I’m an American teaching in China right now; I’ve been here 8 months. FYI, I’d be willing to bet that it’s fake Disney stuff. China is notorious for fake products regardless of copyright laws.

  14. By the way, has anyone stopped to think, what’s so WRONG with a sexy looking 15 year old anyway?

    I’m pretty sure in biblical times, girls were married with 3 kids by that age.

    C’mon, it’s in the Bible!

  15. lisabeller

    Miley has a personal blog on a rich gathering place “m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e r . c o m” where also the place romancing with the rich/celebrity!

  16. rabbit on the moon

    It’s a shame you guys have to steal news stories from TMZ.

  17. Last turd in the commode and talkative though smelly for you

    Monty, the bible is full of wretchedness and I find it amazing that anyone can read Genesis’ nonsense and continue. We are also not in biblical times, dumbass.
    Who listens to the ten commandment anyway? “Thou shalt no kill”. But Yahweh tells his favorites with the clipped dicks to go kill left and right.
    I suppose that when the Romans invaded the Celtics that the Druidic religion was replaced by a higher morality with the Christian religion?

    We got Neocon Blood Christians invading everywhere they can today. Killin’ and stealin’ and tearin’ the place (Earth) to pieces.

    Where is the morality? The whole joint stinks like filth.

  18. shibuya_jones

    pedobear alert,here comes the FBI party van,fappin ceases immediately

  19. the underwear i design is 100x cooler anyways

  20. Blamedadog

    Thank you Disney! You magnificent Jew bastards! The little girl in blue has an ass like a 10-year old Christopher Robin!! I’m going to have to excuse myself now!

  21. Melissa

    She has poo(h) on her underoos…

  22. Melissa

    She has poo(h) on her underoos… dirty bitch

  23. justifiable

    Look, people, get a grip and some idea of business. They aren’t “Disney Ads”. Disney doesn’t actually manufacture the undies nor do the advertising – they license the image of Mickey Rat and make gazillions that way without doing anything else.

    Now they claim that they don’t review the advertising for every single licensed product – and you can bet the guy who decided THAT wasn’t necessary was escorted out by security 30 seconds after these pictures hit the internet, right after they made sure they made him unemployable by every company they do business with – which means he’ll probably end up washing dishes at Denny’s before he gives up and suicides.

    Welcome to China, Rat Boys!

  24. Fasc(ion)ist(a)

    Nice touch having the “models” wax themselves bald for the shoot. Makes those “necessary” crotch shots more credible. NOTHING gets the Disney name affixed anywhere in the universe without Mickey Mouse’s approval. Disney knew what it was doing, they just thought they could get away with it.

    And Cyrus and Hudgens are skanky, seeping gashes.

  25. Once upon a time

    Long ago money was not the prime motive in man’s existence. He actually held his world as sacred. Then clever men taught other men that the world had a value not is spirit but in commodification. Then the world was killed and sold off. For money.Then the clever men killed the not so clever men.
    And they lived happily ever after. Then they went to Hell. (Let us pray )

  26. Eliana

    Bleagh. And those photos of Miley with her dad? Inappropriate!
    I’m glad someone else thought so too: http://www.236.com/news/2008/04/30/attention_worlds_dads_fatherda_1_6191.php

  27. kevin

    the pics are okay to me ! not provocative or slutty !
    still the close up shots of the crotch are quite racy and inappropriate

  28. Al

    Hey Princess, How about some pics in your rainbow hearts and cupcakes

  29. Drunkman

    As much as I’d like to claim to care I still looked at all the pictures =P

  30. Relax people… I just read that each set comes with a pregnancy test and semen rag, at no extra cost.

  31. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Pretty Panties

    Yummy

  32. 0h

    The pictures kind of make me feel uneasy. Must be the lace. Yep.

  33. Tarts n' Cream

    Forget these legal chicks wearing lingerie that my mother wouldn’t let me wear until college. Here’s the perfect picture, taken of a little white girl on a Chinese billboard for all you weird-asses out there who want to see the real deal. Just scroll down – “Mickey Mouse Operation” by Daniel Brook on Slate.com: http://www.slate.com/id/2190209/

    Now, that’s something to write home about.

  34. Tarts n' Cream

    Weeee, mommy, I have minnie mouse hand puppets! Tee hee hee!

  35. D

    Thanks for that #83……..

    i just busted a nut in my pretty panties………

  36. Skip Smith

    Prepubescent camel toe is hot. Hey, that should be the name of Disney’s next animated character!

    King of the Jungle 4: The Sahara, starting Cameltoe the lovable camel.

  37. Amy

    @51 Becky

    so true! i hate that whole “real” women crap. real women don’t come in one size clearly. i’m not the type of person to go around insulting other girls looks all the time and i think there should be more people like that. its kinda sad

  38. fuck you number 51

    number 51- i bet you are some insecure little twat with an eating disorder. which is sad but not as sad as your self hate. Listen, it doesn’t matter fat thin black white albino WHATEVER. What’s fucked is that this is pedophile gold. You’re too consumed with your own worthlessness to even see the fucking issue. Maybe when you eat a sandwich you will think more clearly. This is practically kiddie porn. And no i’m not a prude or saggy old hag, but i’d rather be either of those than some pathetic self hating idiot.

  39. fuck you number 51

    number 51- i bet you are some insecure little twat with an eating disorder. which is sad but not as sad as your self hate. Listen, it doesn’t matter fat thin black white albino WHATEVER. What’s fucked is that this is pedophile gold. You’re too consumed with your own worthlessness to even see the fucking issue. Maybe when you eat a sandwich you will think more clearly. This is practically kiddie porn. And no i’m not a prude or saggy old hag, but i’d rather be either of those than some pathetic self hating idiot.

  40. fap

    fapfapfap

  41. Kelly Conner

    So Miley Cyrus isn’t the only Discordian American Princess pretending to be a Disney Princess?

    But come on, when I was a little girl not that long ago, underwear packages at Sears and Penney’s and Wal-Mart showed photos of little boys in briefs and little girls in panties. My first bra as a preteen girl came in a package with a preteen girl wearing her first bra. Everybody thought that was just normal. Now people think it’s somehow sick.

    Well think about it. What changed? The photos are the same. But we now live in a time when everytime people look at photos of girls and boys in their underwear or naked in the bathrub, they think sex. It’s not the kids who’ve changed. It’s the adults who now focus on children as sexual objects.

    I think we need to put those children in underwear photos back in our stores so that people will see them so often they’ll stop thinking so much about them.

  42. Nikky Raney

    its not sexy

  43. Taye

    Okay, I am 19, and personally, thinking about it, when I was around the age of 14 or 15, which are most like the ages of these girls, I would have never worn anything like that. It looks dorky. I’m sure when I was 11…or even as young as 8 years old, I would have never worn anything from this etire. I have a four year old daughter, and personally, if they had these in her size, she would probably have it, (of course not that bras). The only thing I find wrong with these photos are the way the girls are posing. That young, and they make it kind of “pre-sexual edge.”

  44. Taye

    Okay, I am 19, and personally, thinking about it, when I was around the age of 14 or 15, which are most like the ages of these girls, I would have never worn anything like that. It looks dorky. I’m sure when I was 11…or even as young as 8 years old, I would have never worn anything from this etire. I have a four year old daughter, and personally, if they had these in her size, she would probably have it, (of course not that bras). The only thing I find wrong with these photos are the way the girls are posing. That young, and they make it kind of “pre-sexual edge.”

  45. Alex

    Hm, it’s odd that even though I’m 15 and these models are older than me, it’s still creepy for me to find them attractive.

  46. jordan

    and u wonder why people end up sluty

  47. jordan

    and u wonder why people end up sluty

  48. Uli

    You guys are just a bunch of retarted fhuking bitches disney is so no retsted its a perfect place for kids to frickin’ watch appropiate t.v . unlike all you teenagers i even bet that you still watch hello kitty, strawberry shortcake,spongebob,barney, and more so dont be fhuking talking i no i spelled the FHUK wrong but i really want all yall ASSHOLES to hear this so i spelled WRONG and i mean every single word on this fhuking comment so shut the fhuk up and write good comments on disney channel OKAY BITCHES???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. Uli

    You guys are just a bunch of retarted fhuking bitches disney is so no retsted its a perfect place for kids to frickin’ watch appropiate t.v . unlike all you teenagers i even bet that you still watch hello kitty, strawberry shortcake,spongebob,barney, and more so dont be fhuking talking i no i spelled the FHUK wrong but i really want all yall ASSHOLES to hear this so i spelled WRONG and i mean every single word on this fhuking comment so shut the fhuk up and write good comments on disney channel OKAY BITCHES???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. Uli

    SORRY!!!!!!!! my computer LOVED the comment about disney channel and how its so not retarted so it copied my PERFCT comment to OFFEND disney channel!!!!!!!!!!!!

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