Disney: Miley Cyrus’ back? BAD! Barely legal lingerie models? GOOD!

May 2nd, 2008 // 102 Comments

Okay, before everyone flips out, these chicks are LEGAL. Don’t worry, I wouldn’t send you guys to jail – yet. Anyway, I was about to pack it in for the weekend when I stumbled across this little piece TMZ uncovered. It turns out Disney, who balked at the mere showing of Miley Cyrus’ bare back, is in the business of selling lingerie in China with girls made to look like a jail-bait bonanza:

TMZ has turned up Disney ads marketing lacy, sexy lingerie by models who are made to look underage. They’re hawking bras, undies and lacy boy shorts. They are nothing short of seductive. The photos are being used by Shanghai Zhenxin Garment Company to sell Disney clothes in China.

Now that’s good old-fashioned hypocrisy. In the meantime, I can’t really get turned on with Winnie the Pooh sitting on that chick’s shoulder quietly judging me. C’mon, Pooh, a man’s got needs. Like that time you and Eeyore got stuck in a snowstorm. Dude, don’t act so surprised. You had his tail stuck to your stomach for a week. No joke. None of us had the heart to tell you. Plus it was pretty damn hilarious – donkey fucker. BURN! Aww, I kid. Let’s go find Christopher Robin and get him to steal beer from his dad’s fridge.

Photos: Zhenxin Garment Co. Ltd., TMZ
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  1. Batman

    YIKES.
    YIKES.

  2. Chevy Chase

    dirrrtttyyy. Bitches runnin wild!

  3. Oh boy

    I was never here…….

  4. pixie

    disney is fuckin retarded

  5. pixie

    disney is fuckin retarded

  6. Princess

    the pictures don’t look all that terrible to me, but then i work in a department store. have you EVER looked at the pictures they put on the packaging of little boys’ underwear? no? well, i stock the shelves, so there is my excuse, but to the point: they are happy little boys in nothing but their tighty-whities, smiling and jumping and ALMOST NAKED! it is SO creepy, i even asked the management if it is considered kiddy porn. if that was just a picture on some guys computer he would go to jail.

    that said, these pictures just look like girls in their underwear. maybe the style/material of the underwear is too “sexy” for their age-demographic, but i am an adult woman who is petite so i actually wear little girls bras and panties, so i appreciate the sexy-effort. i have enough bras and panties with rainbow hearts and cupcakes on them. XD

    oh, btw, <3 Disney.

  7. Princess

    the pictures don’t look all that terrible to me, but then i work in a department store. have you EVER looked at the pictures they put on the packaging of little boys’ underwear? no? well, i stock the shelves, so there is my excuse, but to the point: they are happy little boys in nothing but their tighty-whities, smiling and jumping and ALMOST NAKED! it is SO creepy, i even asked the management if it is considered kiddy porn. if that was just a picture on some guys computer he would go to jail.

    that said, these pictures just look like girls in their underwear. maybe the style/material of the underwear is too “sexy” for their age-demographic, but i am an adult woman who is petite so i actually wear little girls bras and panties, so i appreciate the sexy-effort. i have enough bras and panties with rainbow hearts and cupcakes on them. XD

    oh, btw, <3 Disney.

  8. Princess

    oops, sorry, double post, my computer spazzed. *frolics in cute matching bra and panty set*

  9. junior

    ummm…what just happened?

  10. walt

    I would so blow my load if my g/f was wearing Disney Lingerie. That is so hot….DON’T YOU FUCKING JUDGE ME…it is hot.

  11. dude

    Princess, though in my years posting here I have never pledged my love to another, I think I love you. And that is NOT the six cocktails after work talkin’.
    I agree with you. I used to work retail, and kid’s underwear is marketed to pedophiles.

    Okay, that was a really long way to get to the point:

    Disney is satan. After we’ve passed through this mortal coil and faced the great Judgment Seat, we will see that it is so. Disney, et al, will be held accountable for 50% of the world’s sins. If you don’t work for Disney, Rejoice!!!!

  12. asianlover

    *masturbates furiously*…….wtf aren’t they asian. That would have been hot.

  13. prisoner 194827

    Thats the difference btw dumb pedophiles and smart pedophiles. The dumb one will try to seduce underage girls, while the smart one will get a overage girl and buy her underage clothes and make her dress like a schoolgirl and suck on lollipops. I am the former.

  14. Come-Honor-Face

    mmmm-hmmmm,,,,,,,,,, Honey, hold my calls…..my hand has a date with some Jergins lotin tonight, ty superfish now i dont have to spent wasteful hours at the video store…

  15. asscrack

    #6 can you upload a pic please in whatever bra/ panty combo suits you. My penis thanks you in advance.

  16. It’s also possible that Disney had nothing to do with this. There are countless stores in China specialized in selling various stuff with the Disney brand and characters slapped on. Some of these store look even better than official Disney Stores.

  17. 10pound

    Now if Disney could get them to cuddle some, maybe make out. I could even go for some 2 girls/1 cup action here.

  18. 10pound

    OH YEAH

    #6, you story about being petite and wearing lil girl panties and bras turned me on but the whole working in a department story killed it.

  19. sg

    disney is an evil empire

  20. 23apples

    1. These girls do not appear “sexy”, and if you think they are sexy, I think you’re perverted. They look like they’re 12, no matter how old they really are.

    2. It’s not hypocritical. Culture is different in China, and I’m sure this type of ad is accepted by society, otherwise they probably wouldn’t be using it. Disney can do whatever the hell they want in China, because they aren’t doing anything wrong or offensive in society’s eyes, and they are making money. If they released that kind of ad in America, people would go nuts, and they’d lose money. It’s not hypocritical, it’s business.

  21. iamadouche2

    @20. hypocritical is the act of opposing or not purporting a belief or behavior while holding the same beliefs or behaviors at the same time ….learn the definitions before you go spewing out the word business every two seconds to replace actual meanings. u sound like a republican douchebag.

  22. Goofy

    uhhhhhh huh huh I dunno. Yep. Looks like the slimeballs that inherited the Wonderful World of Walt Disney are fucking capitalist pigs. But hey, this is the Empire of the Khazars. They can do whatever they want. It’s their country. (And world)

  23. Elk

    Kim Kardashian look like princess Jasmine, why can’t we get some photos of that?

  24. yesss

    i love jailbait.

  25. PrettyPinkPonies

    Is it really necessary to show close-up shots of girls’ crotches to sell underwear? That just seems weird to me; all underwear fits the same, it’s not like you need a model to show you how to wear it. Maybe I’m just being prude, but it looks kind of gross to me.

  26. Gwen

    Gaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. jimsonweed

    @25 yes it is necessary to get the crotch shot. How else you going to see the logo of winnie the pooh…………………….and that fine underage virgin ass.

    ps you are a prude.

  28. alex

    i AM a barely legal girl and i find the pictures super creepy

  29. Once upon a time in a land that was this land...

    …visions and butterflies flew in the millions above green forests and waterfalls of azure in the solemn secrets of our world. The Lord Sun shone is glory on the leaves and they shook in the wind and fell their fruits upon the ground. Now the Earth is wasted and the fruit is poison. The apes have arisen and run and run over all.
    Now the land that was is not.
    For the apes have climbed out of the trees and fell them and burned them and tore monstrous caverns into the Earth always searching and learning. But they have forgotten the trees and flowers and all of the magic that enchanted their spirt and their mighty minds have evolved into killing machines. Aways planning never at stasis. Restlessly guided by a false God they sculpted in Their image. Like them he was of war.
    All the world is but soon an embattled plain of restless sand. Drifting and stirring and lost is the loess. And gone is the lovliness. Of Earth’s caress.

    The apes see the stars and crave the universe lost in verse, they curse the accursed land they cannot leave…alone.

  30. lkjm

    @28. Damn u 2 old for me. U think about retirement and picking out a nursing home yet?

  31. herbiefrog

    did anyone say shhh… ?

    yet ?

  32. Racer X

    Disney is evil.

  33. emilyyy

    All underwear most definitely does NOT fit the same. Crotch shots are necessary when selling underwear, just as hand shots are necessary when selling rings. Its nothing racier than your average Sears ad.

  34. Janine

    To all the disgusting men who are turned on by this: You are a goddamn pedophile. I hope you go to jail!

  35. small peepees

    Anyone who is attracted to underage girls have small dicks,and obviously can’t pull decent good looking women. The way it’s coming across is ‘Well, we can’t fuck the good looking chicks, so let’s repulse them by talking about fucking children!’. Yay, go you guys, you all must be stunning.

  36. FDo

    For gods sake, they are modelling pre-teen/teen underwear, you expect them to be fully clothed and adult? As much as some of us would love to see fully developed women squeeze into those tiny trainerbras, it just wouldn’t work.

  37. #34: “To all the disgusting men who are turned on by this: You are a goddamn pedophile. I hope you go to jail!”

    The girls are legal. In Canada, the age of consent is 14. Choke on it.

  38. alex

    hell yeah put some burka on ur american daughters
    oh cmon !! man this whole miley thing is retarded
    leave alone teenage girls u fukin pedos !!!

  39. alex

    put put put who u think u are ?!!
    they do what they want to
    crazy americans

  40. 84

    #35 u just mad b/c you are alone at 2:50am on a Friday night meanwhile your next door neighbor’s kid who is 15 is getting tons of cock. Don’t hate. U had your time and you wasted it. Now u just old………and may I suggest also fat?

  41. whatever

    there is no such thing as a girl who frolics in her panties with her friends without getting paid for it. does not make me want to buy underpants.

  42. prudealert

    may i suggest #41 is a prude……who the fuck uses the word underpants????

  43. There we have the famous quotes of John Delorean:
    …………..IS THIS ALL THERE IS?

  44. Erica.

    I’m two days into being legal. YAYA. Hmm, this is creepy. Pervs.

  45. cavy

    The only reason Disney is being harsh on Miley is because of the public reaction – if nobody complained (I really don’t see the big deal – the pics of her and her dad are way creepier than the artistic photos) Disney would have used the publicity for their own good…Big corporations are evil – they are not interested in the well being of the stars. Disney could care a less, as long as THEY look good and can make money $$$. I don’t think that’s what Walt was envisioning, but that’s what Disney’s become.

  46. Frank

    What do you expect now that Disney is run by Jews?

  47. Janine

    To #37 spamfighter: You are retarded. First of all, even if the girls are ‘legal’, the whole image being created is one of a young, innocent adolescent girl. Obviously you and other gross men here are turned on by very young girls, and that makes you disgusting. Do you ask young girls if they are fourteen yet before you hit on them? Do you honestly think it is morally ok for an old man to jerk off to this picture? Oh yeah, and by the way, it is only ok to be with a girl who is fourteen if you are under 18. If you are older than that, it is statutory rape in order to protect young girls from being taken advantage of by sickos like you. Let me guess, you are old and/or fat and/or desperate and disgusting.

  48. josh

    @47 oh yeah b/c in Canada rape is astounding crime is busting and there is just general chaos. The USA has an 18 year old law. We are superiorly moral. Now I have to go I need to watch who wants to marry a midget on Fox.

  49. Disney is a Pimp

    Whatever persons are running Disney should be locked up. The company now should change their name. Dirty capitalist fitlhy pigs. Always a way to make money and steal from others. We should just get rid of them.

  50. EuroNeckPain

    So what ? I don’t see the point. We have this in any mail order catalogue. How do catalogues sell underwear to teenagers in the US, then ?
    Actually, I did get shoked by a mail-order catalogue once. It suddenly featured som porn star on its cover. No kidding, it really happened, Clara Morgane was the theme of the whole load of printed paper. Imagine that. Even the furniture department had red heart-shaped cushions and panther-printed bed sheets. The models had huge breasts and very big décolletés, not what you’re accustomed to see in this kind of publication. That was weird. I wonder if they sold much. But little boys definitely had fun that season, in the toilets where mail order catalogues usually pile up.

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