Yo Dawg, Disney Heard You Like Star Wars So It Put Wars In Your Stars So You Can Star While You War

April 18th, 2013 // 22 Comments
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If you haven’t heard by now, Disney made a surprise announcement at CinemaCon yesterday that there’s going to be eight million new Star Wars movies now, or one every summer starting with Episode VII in 2015 if you like factual numbers steeped in reality. According to io9, the game plan is to realize an “Episode” movie every other year, with standalone movies presumably about Yoda, Boba Fett and a young Han Solo filling in the off years before culminating in Patton Oswalt‘s Star Avengers Wars in 2022 if there’s any sense of joy or justice left in the world. In the meantime, above is Harrison Ford having a humorous exchange with Chewbacca on Jimmy Kimmel Live, a talk show an ABC, a subsidiary of The Walt Disney Company because this is exactly how bad it’s going to get.

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  1. I thought Khloe looked great!

    • Little Jimmy

      That’s not Khole, that’s Kim. Didn’t you read the article Fish just wrote before this one about the pee-queen’s problem with body hair now that she (supposedly) has a bun in the oven?

  2. That’s not Chewbacca in that clip. I’m sure you’re confusing him with Kim Kardashian, after her recent hair growth.

  3. MoeJoe

    Can´t get worse than Ep. I-III anyway

  4. Obi Wan and Lando are behind Chewy waiting their turns.

  5. ” You, I see you in hell ! ” Priceless

  6. funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

  7. Deacon Jones

    The whoring out of the Star Wars franchise has begun already.

    This is like Thailand where the mothers slap a skirt and some lipstick on their 12 year old daughters and tell them they want $500 by dinner.

    Sleep well, George Lucas, sleep well….

  8. Cock Dr

    Harrison Ford is now a bitch for the Mouse.
    *bursts into angry tears*

  9. brilliant

    Calista has sucked the life from this man. He’s twisting his ring know that he has sold his soul to 3 more movies (if he lives long enough) just so she can avoid eating the nice dinner chef cooks them. Tragic

  10. I hated Disney even when I was a kid. Hated it.

    Except for Duck Tails. DT was money. Still, WB cartoons FTW.

  11. Chewie! I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes.

  12. It’s been a while since I read Joseph Campbell—what part of the Hero’s Journey are we up to now? Milking the Fuck out of It? The Profit with a Thousand Faces? The Call to the Box Office?

  13. This is the best acting Harrison Ford has done in years…

  14. I really don’t give two shits about Star Wars, but even I think this is shameful.

  15. Clark Kent

    Ford always seems stoned out of his mind in talk show interviews. Like he’s having a hard time forming a thought.

  16. sc4play

    I’m guessing we can look foward to a new Star Wars Christmas Special?? **Crosses fingers** And yes there was such a thing and your life will not be complete until you experience it!!

  17. Yep

    “I rest my case!”

    “You’re so full of shit. HOW DID HE GET IN HERE!?”

    Ford is the man. Amazing actor.

  18. SFRowGuy

    HF is probably under some kind of none-disclosure contract with Disney. Heard Carrie, Harrison, and Mark all signed on for the final (?) trilogy.

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