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Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015
Zach Galifianakis is completely unrecognizable, Farrah Abraham wants ass implants, your female Ghostbusters, Kendall Jenner's nipples, and how to be a male porn star. Your morning links. More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.27.15

By: Photo Boy / January 27, 2015
We're back in full swing and by that I mean it only took one day for me to have to jam a Final Five in here to round this thing out. More »

Chris Pratt Might Be Your New Indiana Jones Now

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
Chris Pratt already made Disney a shitload of money with Guardians of The Galaxy, "so fuck it, let's put him in everything," someone presumably said while wiping cocaine from his nose. More »

Jessica Alba’s Ass Can Be Bought

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
It's Jessica Alba's butt in a bikini. Do I really need to sell you on this? More »

Cindra Ladd Accuses Bill Cosby of Rape, Shuts Down Apologists

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
Former entertainment exec Cindra Ladd has come forward and accused Bill Cosby of raping her in the early 1970s and laid into apologists who still don't get why it's taken so long for his victims to come forward. More »

Miley Cyrus Is Completely Topless

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
Here's Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn't even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit. More »

Drake Tried To Bang Porn Star Mia Khalifa, It Didn’t Work

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
Drake tried to hook up with porn star Mia Khalifa by sending her a half-naked pic. She cringed. He made a porn star cringe. More »

‘Fantastic Four’ Has A Trailer

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
The trailer for the 'Fantastic Four' reboot is here. Whee? More »

Good Morning, Kerrie McMahon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
Mandy Moore's single, Emma Watson's getting into bestiality (I can't believe I made that joke.), a giant penis terrorizes a small town and sexy, sexy photos. Your morning links. More »

The Return of The Crap We Missed

By: Photo Boy / January 26, 2015
You don't give a shit what our dumb names are, and you want your silly faces and butts back. Message received. Have at it. More »

It’s Almost Taylor Swift’s Girlfriend’s Nipple

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Karlie Kloss has an almost, kind of, sort of nipple slip while walking the Versace runway at Paris Fashion Week. Taylor Swift's seen better. More »

Alexander Skarsgard Is Back

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
There had been whispers of Alexander Skarsgard's return except everyone took them as myths, hearsay, wistful dreams whispered on a summer wind. And then your water broke. More »

Miley Cyrus Wore A Bikini, Have You Heard?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Miley Cyrus spent the weekend posting pics and videos of herself in a bikini to Instagram because apparently she’s very concerned with proving her January is better than yours. More »

Lindsay Lohan Has Photoshop? What Makes You Say That?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Lindsay Lohan poses in her Calvins on Instagram because it helps fight off the mosquito virus or whatever Mr. Coke told her that morning for breakfast. The situation's fluid. More »

Jennifer Aniston & Sofia Vergara Won The SAG Awards

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Jennifer Aniston and Sofia Vergara's cleavage are all you need to know about The SAG Awards. I'd never lie to you. More »

It’s Jennifer Lawrence! You Guys Still Like Jennifer Lawrence, Right?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
I know you're still mad at Jennifer Lawrence because she didn't pat you on the head and say, "Thanks for looking at my sensitive private vagina photos, you guys, that's so sweet," but it's time to bury the hatchet. More »

Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Winter Soldier gymnast sex, Kanye West doesn't smile because of castles, JWoww's doomed kid, Rihanna's been banging Leo for years, and Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini. Your morning links. More »

The Crap We Missed Returns Monday, Here’s Nina Agdal To Tide You Over

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
Nina Agdal poses in a bikini for Beach Bunny while I announce the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed that no one will read and still complain about because I mentioned Nina Agdal in a bikini, right? More »

Tells Us About Your Balls, Tom Brady, Tells Us Everything About Them

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
While addressing Deflategate, Tom Brady explains the process of his balls and how he has no idea how his balls got deflated because he's very protective of his balls and only like his balls a certain way. More »

Jon Gosselin’s A DJ Now

By: Photo Boy / January 23, 2015
Jon Gosselin just made the thought "Maybe Kate Gosselin isn't a terrible cunt" flicker across my consciousness. He is now my sworn enemy. More »

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