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Hold My Beer, Josh Duggar Thinks His Privacy Was Breached

Josh Duggar is trying to piggyback on his sisters’ breach-of-privacy lawsuit… the same four sisters he allegidly diddled while they were minors. Shame on… us? More »


Al Pacino to Play Joe Paterno in Jerry Sandusky Movie

No, it’s not titled “Sandusky’s Tight Ends” keep your 5-year-old fantasy football jokes to yourself. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Actually Put Crystals In Her Yoni

In case you weren’t aware, a yoni is a holistically non-toxic, free-range word for your energy positive vagina. For all of my rappers out there, it also rhymes great with homie – you’re welcome. More »


Everybody Relax – Halle Berry Isn’t Pregnant, She’s Just Full

Apparently a bunch of people out there think holding your belly means you’re pregnant… they’ve clearly never had a one-night stand in Flavortown. More »


The Terrorists Can’t Win If Liam and Noel Gallagher Still Hate Each Other

Shortly after playing the One Love Manchester Benefit concert, Liam reminded everyone that he still thinks his brother is a piece of shit. Suck on that, terrorists! More »


Ew, Someone Lied About Dating “Blob” Kardashian

What’s the deal with all these strippers taking advantage of Rob Kardashian? That’s his thing, right? Can we start a conspiracy theory that he’s actually related to Fat Joe so that I could find him at least mildly interesting? More »


The Mayor of Austin Is A Boss, Arianny Celeste Doing Bikini Things, and More News

Check out this letter some crybaby wrote to the mayor of Austin complaining that an all-female screening of Wonderwoman made his tiny wiener hurt. If this is reverse-triggering than it’s gloriously stupid. More »


Jon Hamm Needs A Girlfriend

Jon Hamm opened up to InStyle about how “being single sucks” for a guy who has a dong the size of a water bottle. (Yes, we have plenty of pictures). More »


Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville Musical Coming to Broadway? Stop.

Parrotheads are about to have their middle-aged minds cycloned by the onslaught of hearing “Fins” sung by an ensemble cast that’s way too energetic for the laziest music on the planet. More »


If Only ‘Imagine Dragons’ Were Murdered on the ‘Orient Express’

The new Murder on the Orient Express trailer looks pretty awesome, but good GOD the music choice makes me want to slit my wrists with a fidget spinner. More »


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