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Cindy Crawford Could (Might) Work At Waffle House

Her body has held up well for a 54-year-old, but her face looks like she’s ready mop up some drunk trucker’s puke and ask me if I’d like fries or hash browns… (FYI: I want hash browns). More »


Real Life ‘Most Interesting Man’, Gianluca Vacchi Has An Eggplant In His Pants

The grey-haired millionaire rides horses ‘Putin-style’ with Zac Efron, can stand up on a Harley, and has tattoos all over his body like Guy Pearce in Memento… of course he’s packin’ big produce. More »


Susan Sarandon’s PR Person Is A Real P.O.S. And Other Reasons Hollywood Sucks For Women

Contrary to what other gossip columns say, Sarandon is claiming that she’s never had beef with Julia Roberts or Jessica Lange so lets get hammered and smash the patriarchy. More »


Melania Trump Drops First Official FLOTUS Portrait But Her Mixtape Release Date Still Unknown

“My husband and I enjoy many American things like pizza and the baseball, but mine true passion is the womenfolk and art.” -Melania Trump when asked about Russian collusion in her husband’s administration. More »


Adrienne Bailon Has Very Tight Pants…

Bailon was one of the Cheetah Girls, but now she’s more of a camel lady. ZINNGGGG!  More »


The Real Reason Kim Kardashian Might Want A Third Kid

“My doctor says that if there’s three of them they can start like a Hanson band and make beats for Kanye and put out Christmas albums and stuff.” More »


Cristiano Ronaldo’s Statue Looks Silly, Everybody Point At It And Laugh!

“I like it, Emanuel, but can you make it look like someone shoved it in the microwave?”

*Say no more, fam…* More »


Chloe Grace Moretz in short shorts is what’s hot around the internets

Karen Gillan from Guardians of the Galaxy looking fantastic [Popoholic]

Rita Ora looking smoking hot in a bikini in The Maldives [Celebslam]

OH HELL NO [Dlisted] … More »


Lesson of The Day: Don’t Call Russell Crowe A Fatty or He’ll Bench Press You

“Oy! Who the fack does this bloke Oward Starn think he is colling me a porkah? Catch me in a scrum, mate- then let’um hear ya radio voice sound like a dingo!” More »


Natalia Borges in Miami is what’s hot around the internets

Melissa Benoist from Supergirl in a bikini [DrunkenStepfather]

It’s Lindsay Lohan on vacation in a swimsuit because of course [Celebslam]

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reunion! [Lainey Gossip]

Emmy Rossum robbed of a shit-ton of jewlery [Dlisted] … More »


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