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Nick Jonas Replacing Iggy Azalea At Pittsburgh Pride Event

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Nick Jonas is performing at a gay pride event. You may yell, “I knew it!” at least once, but try not to be a dick about it. More »


Leonardo DiCaprio Is Banging This Until It Turns 25

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio is having sex with Kelly Rohrbach now. More »


Kim Kardashian’s Having A Boy

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Kim Kardashian will birth Kanye an heir. Our world is fucked. More »


Dammit, Christopher Lee Died

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Christopher Lee has died at the age of 93. More »


138 Water Just Went Full Money Shot And Other News

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Coldplay didn’t ruin Jennifer Lawrence’s breasts. [Lainey Gossip]

Courtney Stodden’s mom has killed before. I’m now certain. [Fishwrapper]

Jennifer Aniston’s next intervention should be about perma-frip. [Dlisted]

Ana Cheri: The New Queen of Instagram [theCHIVE]

Your morning links. More »


We’ve Reached Peak Chris Brown

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Chris Brown has officially lost his shit. More »


Bryce Dallas Howard Was Here Before Jessica Chastain

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Bryce Dallas Howard has breasts. Would you like to look at them? More »


The Duggars Are Still Being Investigated By Child Services

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Police were called to the Duggars’ home after they refused to allow a Department of Human Services worker to speak to a minor for a new investigation. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Will Bed Their New Lovers Together

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow is planning a couple’s vacation with Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence because your common divorce is dogshit upon her boot. More »


Charlie Sheen Hospitalized For The Most Charlie Sheen of Reasons

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Charlie Sheen was recently hospitalized for something he ate, and, well, I don’t want to ruin the surprise. More »


Good Morning, Anais Zanotti & Ana Braga, And Other News

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Miley Cyrus apparently still makes music. [Lainey Gossip]

Iggy Azalea doesn’t care about gay people. [Fishwrapper]

Chris Pratt’s dadbod did not make his dick stop working. [Dlisted]

Is that what GamerGate was about? I’m in. [theCHIVE]

Your morning links. More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.9.15

By: Photo Boy / June 9, 2015

Jen Selter’s butt in a thong, model parent Flea at a kids’ movie, Sarah Jessica Parker’s mummy hand, and the many whores of Instagram. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Megyn Kelly Has Interesting Criteria For Which Teens Are ‘Saints’

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

After two prime time specials defending Josh Duggar, Megyn Kelly has no problems throwing a black 15-year-old attacked by police under the bus. More »


Chet Haze Is The Worst Thing To Happen To His Parents

By: Photo Boy / June 9, 2015

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are dealing with her breast cancer diagnosis while their son, Chet Haze, simultaneously fights to keep saying ‘nigga.’ Eat dicks, life. More »


Katy Perry Has A Song Titled 1984. Please Shit Yourselves Accordingly

By: Photo Boy / June 9, 2015

People are speculating that Katy Perry’s new song 1984 will be a dis song referencing Taylor Swift’s album 1989. You did it, terrorism. You won. More »


I’m Going To Say Nice Things About Jep Robertson Now

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Jep Robertson reveals he was molested as a child, and I actually commend him for his bravery despite disagreeing with everything Duck Dynasty stands for. More »


Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Miley Cyrus posed naked for Paper Magazine. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. More »


Caitlyn Jenner Sued For Car Accident Librul Media Won’t Talk About

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner has been sued by the driver of the Prius in the February car crash that killed a woman and apparently nobody is talking about because our transgender overlords demand it. You got us. More »


Good Morning, Nausicaa Lingerie Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Never say Leo knocked a woman up. NEVER! [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus knows how to turn her pappy on. [Fishwrapper]

Wait, when did Zoe Saldana marry the actual Jesus? [Dlisted]

Breast Research Came To These Conclusions [theCHIVE]

Your morning links. More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.8.15

By: Photo Boy / June 8, 2015

Lindsey Pelas in a bikini, Usher groping a turtle, Nicki Minaj’s ass in leather pants, and Kevin Dillon’s bowling shoes. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


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