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Bryan Singer Is A Dad, What Could Go Wrong?

By: Photo Boy / January 7, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Apparently today is Make Photo Boy Look Like An Insensitive Asshole About Parenting Day since Fish took the two storiess involving kids whose parents might be lunatics and tossed them my way. So right after Gaby Hoffmann's Goji Berry Uterine Sac Blast, I get the dude who may or … More »

Rose McGowan Is Topless

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015
Here's Rose McGowan posing topless on Facebook yesterday except unlike Chelsea Handler and Miley Cyrus, she's not doing it to #FreeTheNipple, but for these other stupid hashtags that I don't understand: #‎NOWNESS #‎art #‎beauty WE ARE ALL STILL LIVES #‎marlenemarino She also used a boombox emoticon which is either … More »

The ‘Jurassic World’ & ‘Parks And Rec’ Mashup You Knew Was Coming

By: Photo Boy / January 7, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy In my opinion, mashups should only exist if the soundtrack is entirely farts. I should know, I have a degree in Communications/Media and when I tell people that, they usually look at me like I just sharted. But since Chris Pratt is the Internet's boyfriend until his … More »

Aw, Shit, It’s #BBare In His #CKs (#DatBulgeTho)

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015
It's been a New Jack City minute since we checked in on my boy #BBare as in ladies be gettin' bare for my boy Justin #BBare, Blackest Son of Krypton. But mostly Canada. Anyway, here's da smoofest mothafucka dis side of Smooftown gettin' down to his drawers for Calvin & Hobbes because ain't … More »

The Adorable Little Girl From ‘Uncle Buck’ Drank Placenta Smoothies

By: Photo Boy / January 7, 2015
"Ok Culkin, I'll see your pizza band, and raise you dirty armpit hair, in fact *shits in compost bucket* I'm all in." Posted by Photo Boy If you took bunch of shit from people for breastfeeding your kid til kindergarten, you need to shoot Gaby Hoffmann a thank you note for making … More »

Phylicia Rashad: ‘There’s A Conspiracy To Destroy Bill Cosby’

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015
While former child Huxtable Keshia Knight Pulliam at least had the wherewithal not to call Bill Cosby's accusers liars albeit while asking people to focus on his carefully curated public image designed to rebuff said accusations, Phylicia Rashad has apparently gone full truther and somehow managed to make … More »

The Official ‘Ant-Man’ Trailer Is Here

By: Photo Boy / January 7, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy The first word spoken is this trailer is "Scott." That's pretty unremarkable considering a minute later you're watching a dude fly around on an ant, but hear me out. If you've watched Behind the Candelabra - And my God, you should. There should be Constitutional Amendment requiring its viewing. More »

Good Morning, Caitlin O’Connor, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015
- Scarlett Johansson is doing the live-action Ghost In The Shell now. [Lainey Gossip] - Dear Tara Reid, every phone in America has an HD camera now. You're not fooling anybody. [Fishwrapper] - Here's Jamie Dornan talking about his dick. [Dlisted] - Princeton Mom thinks child molestation is just … More »

Farrah Abraham Is More Kardashian Than Porn Star Now, Plastic And Evil

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015
Here are Farrah Abraham's new lip injections that she tweeted from the ER for attention. Although, in her defense, at least it's not anal porn for once. She uses it way too much as a crutch. "Ma'am, this coupon is expired." "Oh, is it?" *shoves entire shopping … More »

Gather ‘Round Michelle Lewin’s Butt, Children

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015
First off, huge thanks to all you thoughtful bastards for the ideas to keep The Crap We Missed alive yesterday. We're definitely weighing our options, but in the meantime, you may have noticed Photo Boy man-handled all the writing today, and that's because I just found out yesterday we're getting a … More »

Channing Tatum’s ‘Gambit’ Movie Has A Release Date

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy In 639 days, we'll get to see Channing Tatum annihilate a regional dialect, but also maybe take his shirt off for a second. EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!! How do you say October 7, 2016 in Cajun?— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) January 6, 2015 I think you just say … More »

Charlie Sheen Unloads On Kim Kardashian’s Butt

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy I honestly don't even want to know what type of SEO that headline satisfies. Charlie Sheen is an insane person and Kim Kardashian is a humanoid ass creature from the planet Whoranus, so they're inexorably bound to seek and destroy one another. The battleground: Twitter. The weapons: … More »

Katy Perry’s Banging John Mayer Again

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Knowing exactly how to kick a year in its balls while it's down, Katy Perry's letting the Prince of Douche touch her huge boobs again, because everything is bad. IT'S ALL RUINED! *slaps Fish's tray to floor, runs out of cafeteria* Via Daily Mail: Apparently aware of keeping … More »

Cameron Diaz And Benji Madden Got Married

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy When you're 42 and the last time anyone though you were hot was also the last time anyone thought Jim Carrey was funny, marrying Benji Madden might not seem like you just made the exact same momentous life decision as Nicole Richie, but that's exactly … More »

Blake Lively Gave Birth

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015
"You're gonna be skinny again now, right baby?" "You're gonna make a movie that doesn't tank now, right baby?" Posted by Photo Boy I'll admit I've never been as preoccupied with Blake Lively as Fish so terrifyingly is, but she shat out Ryan Reynolds' kid over the holidays and I … More »

Good Morning, Hannah Nicole, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015
- Kristen Stewart is probably a lesbian now. No really. [Lainey Gossip] - Farrah Abraham's dating married dudes now. [Fishwrapper] - Bradley Cooper's nipples are high art now. [Dlisted] - Wait, #GamerGate is still happening? Jesus Christ. [The Frisky] - Raffaella Modugno in a bikini [ … More »

A Word On The Crap We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015
Alright, team, take a knee. 2014 was an awesome year. We had over two million more of you visit the site than in 2013, and I'll never regret sleeping with that floating skull to make that happen. Except our success required purchasing photos that returned their investment, and then some, so naturally someone had the … More »

Madonna’s Just Like Nelson Mandela And Martin Luther King Jr., You Guys

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015
Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it'd only make sense that she'd use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr., … More »

Olivier Martinez Assaulted An LAX Employee. With This Carseat.

By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Above is a photo taken of Olivier Martinez with Halle Berry and the kids either just before or after he shoved the carseat he's holding into an LAX employee's chest, knocking him to the ground. That links to a video as well where they casually … More »

Donald Trump Fired Rudy Huxtable Because She Wouldn’t Call Bill Cosby

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015
WARNING: Video contains Kate Gosselin talking. Knowing everything we know, and continue to learn, about Bill Cosby, you'd assume someone at NBC would have seen footage of Donald Trump firing Keshia Knight Pulliam, TV's Rudy Huxtable, for refusing to call Bill Cosby while … More »

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