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Holy Shit, It Worked: A Review of ‘Ant-Man’

By: The Superficial / July 17, 2015

I went and saw Ant-Man. Here are way too many words about it. More »


The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 5.15

By: The Superficial / July 17, 2015

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our best-of compilation of all the horrible shit you people say in the comments. More »


Bertney Meets The Man-Lady

By: The Superficial / July 17, 2015

When Jayden tells Bertney all about a man that changes into woman, Bertney sets out on a grand adventure to see this strange creature for herself. More »


Good Morning, Giant Pregnant Boobs, And Other News

By: The Superficial / July 17, 2015

Olivia Munn went full spandex Psylocke. [Lainey Gossip]

Anthony Bourdain wonders when Guy Fieri will de-douche. [Dlisted]

Amy Schumer saved Katie Couric’s marriage. [The Frisky]

Pete Berg is a dick? Who knew? [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links. More »


Michael Douglas: ‘I Have A Big Dick’

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2015

Michael Douglas has a big dick, according to Michael Douglas. More »


Minka Kelly Denies Dating Sean Penn

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2015

Minka Kelly denies dating Sean Penn now. Three weeks later. More »


’19 Kids And Counting’ Is Cancelled

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2015

The clown car vagina circus is officially off the air which is almost as good as sterilizing the whole family. I guess. More »


A Brief Word On Caitlyn Jenner

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner gave a powerful speech at the ESPYs, and now the Internet will prove how brave it was by frothing at the mouth that it wasn’t and TROOPS SPITTLE FLATTLE! More »


Good Morning, Marissa Everhart Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / July 16, 2015

Tom Cruise will die on a movie set soon. [Lainey Gossip]

Salma Hayek’s husband wants her breasts on the big screen. [Dlisted]

How Not To Campaign Against Drunk Driving [The Frisky]

Ronda Rousey wants to beat Floyd Mayweather’s ass. [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links. More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.15.15

By: Photo Boy / July 15, 2015

Jenna Jenovich’s giant cleavage, and the butts of Instagram, starring Anastasia Ashley and Lindsay Hancock. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Ben Affleck Got A Muscle Car

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Ben Affleck is a sad, middle-aged dude. Just like you! More »


Obama Just Called Bill Cosby A Rapist

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Barack Obama called Bill Cosby a rapist. EVERYBODY OUT OF THE INTERNET! GO GO GO! More »


ZOMG! Rachel And Joey Banged IRL!!

By: Photo Boy / July 15, 2015

Here’s a fake story about Jennifer Aniston cheating on Brad Pitt with Matt LeBlanc. *checks keywords* Yep, we’re all set here. More »


Amy Schumer’s Breasts Get A Post

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Amy Schumer wears the Slave Leia bikini for GQ . Also, side boob because the Internet Gods demand sacrifice. More »


Chris Brown’s House Got Robbed

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Chris Brown’s house was robbed and possibly by his own friends. Is it weird that I have an erection right now? That’s healthy, right? More »


Kendall Jenner’s Almost Entire Breast

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Kendall Jenner walked around braless yesterday. You can almost see her whole boob-thing! More »


Good Morning, Charlie Riina Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Madonna gets a do-over. [Lainey Gossip]

Lena Dunham won’t stand next to Taylor Swift again. [Dlisted]

Reddit is a goddamn shitshow right now. [The Frisky]

Why is Judd Apatow only criticizing Bill Cosby? [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links. More »


Jesse Eisenberg Thinks Going To Comic-Con Is Like Genocide

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Jesse Eisenberg equated going to Comic-Con with genocide. This should end well. More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.14.15

By: Photo Boy / July 14, 2015

Abigail Ratchford topless, Kim Kardashian blowing the hell up, and Joe Jonas narrowly avoiding touching a girl. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Whoopi Goldberg Thinks Bill Cosby Is A Rapist Now

By: The Superficial / July 14, 2015

Whoopi Goldberg thinks Bill Cosby is guilty now, so your angry texts and death threats worked after all. Good job? More »


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