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The Terrorists Can’t Win If Liam and Noel Gallagher Still Hate Each Other

Shortly after playing the One Love Manchester Benefit concert, Liam reminded everyone that he still thinks his brother is a piece of shit. Suck on that, terrorists! More »


Ew, Someone Lied About Dating “Blob” Kardashian

What’s the deal with all these strippers taking advantage of Rob Kardashian? That’s his thing, right? Can we start a conspiracy theory that he’s actually related to Fat Joe so that I could find him at least mildly interesting? More »


The Mayor of Austin Is A Boss, Arianny Celeste Doing Bikini Things, and More News

Check out this letter some crybaby wrote to the mayor of Austin complaining that an all-female screening of Wonderwoman made his tiny wiener hurt. If this is reverse-triggering than it’s gloriously stupid. More »


Jon Hamm Needs A Girlfriend

Jon Hamm opened up to InStyle about how “being single sucks” for a guy who has a dong the size of a water bottle. (Yes, we have plenty of pictures). More »


Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville Musical Coming to Broadway? Stop.

Parrotheads are about to have their middle-aged minds cycloned by the onslaught of hearing “Fins” sung by an ensemble cast that’s way too energetic for the laziest music on the planet. More »


If Only ‘Imagine Dragons’ Were Murdered on the ‘Orient Express’

The new Murder on the Orient Express trailer looks pretty awesome, but good GOD the music choice makes me want to slit my wrists with a fidget spinner. More »


Jennifer Garner Is Mad At People (Magazine)

Don’t put words in Jennifer Garner’s mouth because she will slap them right back into yours… over Facebook… wait, has she gone soft? What’s going on here? More »


Chill Out About The Kathy Griffin Thing For Chrissakes

People are acting like Kathy Griffin and Tyler Shields just shat on Mother Teresa. More »


Let’s Focus on One Good Thing About The Baywatch Movie

Charlotte McKinney and Alexandra Daddario might not have saved Baywatch from being an hour and a half long circle-jerk, but they did help. These are your Tuesday links and stuff! … More »


Hopefully Scott Disick Will Bang His Way Into Obscurity By August

*Squats in a corn field* “Dear gawd, please make Scott a bird so he can fly far far away from here. Dear gawd, please make Scott a bird so he can fly far far away from here…” More »


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