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Good Morning, Nausicaa Nipple Slip, And Other News

By: The Superficial / June 12, 2015

Thor just took Annie Potts’ job. [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Aniston watches KUWTK. Your god is dead. [Fishwrapper]

I will go to bat for Secretary. Which is 15 years old. D’oh! [Dlisted]

Chivettes Bored At Work [theCHIVE]

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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.11.15

By: Photo Boy / June 11, 2015

Jenna Jovovich and Abigail Ratchford love each other’s breasts,  Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner still deep in love, and Mr. T as a butterfly. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Hugh Hefner Gave Girlfriends Quaaludes, Called Them ‘Thigh Openers’

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

According to Holly Madison’s new book, Hugh Hefner offered her Quaaludes the first time she met him and referred to them as “thigh openers.” Naturally, she moved in three weeks later. More »


Nick Jonas Replacing Iggy Azalea At Pittsburgh Pride Event

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Nick Jonas is performing at a gay pride event. You may yell, “I knew it!” at least once, but try not to be a dick about it. More »


Leonardo DiCaprio Is Banging This Until It Turns 25

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio is having sex with Kelly Rohrbach now. More »


Kim Kardashian’s Having A Boy

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Kim Kardashian will birth Kanye an heir. Our world is fucked. More »


Dammit, Christopher Lee Died

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Christopher Lee has died at the age of 93. More »


138 Water Just Went Full Money Shot And Other News

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Coldplay didn’t ruin Jennifer Lawrence’s breasts. [Lainey Gossip]

Courtney Stodden’s mom has killed before. I’m now certain. [Fishwrapper]

Jennifer Aniston’s next intervention should be about perma-frip. [Dlisted]

Ana Cheri: The New Queen of Instagram [theCHIVE]

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We’ve Reached Peak Chris Brown

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Chris Brown has officially lost his shit. More »


Bryce Dallas Howard Was Here Before Jessica Chastain

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Bryce Dallas Howard has breasts. Would you like to look at them? More »


The Duggars Are Still Being Investigated By Child Services

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Police were called to the Duggars’ home after they refused to allow a Department of Human Services worker to speak to a minor for a new investigation. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Will Bed Their New Lovers Together

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow is planning a couple’s vacation with Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence because your common divorce is dogshit upon her boot. More »


Charlie Sheen Hospitalized For The Most Charlie Sheen of Reasons

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Charlie Sheen was recently hospitalized for something he ate, and, well, I don’t want to ruin the surprise. More »


Good Morning, Anais Zanotti & Ana Braga, And Other News

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Miley Cyrus apparently still makes music. [Lainey Gossip]

Iggy Azalea doesn’t care about gay people. [Fishwrapper]

Chris Pratt’s dadbod did not make his dick stop working. [Dlisted]

Is that what GamerGate was about? I’m in. [theCHIVE]

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.9.15

By: Photo Boy / June 9, 2015

Jen Selter’s butt in a thong, model parent Flea at a kids’ movie, Sarah Jessica Parker’s mummy hand, and the many whores of Instagram. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Megyn Kelly Has Interesting Criteria For Which Teens Are ‘Saints’

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

After two prime time specials defending Josh Duggar, Megyn Kelly has no problems throwing a black 15-year-old attacked by police under the bus. More »


Chet Haze Is The Worst Thing To Happen To His Parents

By: Photo Boy / June 9, 2015

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are dealing with her breast cancer diagnosis while their son, Chet Haze, simultaneously fights to keep saying ‘nigga.’ Eat dicks, life. More »


Katy Perry Has A Song Titled 1984. Please Shit Yourselves Accordingly

By: Photo Boy / June 9, 2015

People are speculating that Katy Perry’s new song 1984 will be a dis song referencing Taylor Swift’s album 1989. You did it, terrorism. You won. More »


I’m Going To Say Nice Things About Jep Robertson Now

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Jep Robertson reveals he was molested as a child, and I actually commend him for his bravery despite disagreeing with everything Duck Dynasty stands for. More »


Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Miley Cyrus posed naked for Paper Magazine. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. More »


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