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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.11.16

Photo Boy | May 11, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Kylie Jenner’s cleavage, her big brother’s dumb fat face, and Jordan Carver’s huge boobs. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »


So Jessica Simpson Might Be Pregnant

The Superficial | May 11, 2016 - 3:00 pm

Jessica Simpson did say Eric Johnson was getting it. More »


Justin Bieber Can’t Handle Taking Photos With Fans Anymore

Photo Boy | May 11, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Justin Bieber doesn’t feel he owes anything to his undying legion of fans who ignore every idiotic thing he does once a week. More »



Let’s Take A Breather With Bella Hadid In A Bikini

The Superficial | May 11, 2016 - 1:15 pm

Bella Hadid’s butt in a bikini is here to switch things up. More »


Ronan Farrow Punches Hollywood In The Dick Over Woody Allen

The Superficial | May 11, 2016 - 12:20 pm

Ronan Farrow calls out Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, and other celebrities by name for working with Woody Allen. … More »


Jenny Slate Got Divorced And Hopped Right On Captain America

The Superficial | May 11, 2016 - 11:17 am

Jenny Slate and Chris Evans are dating, which is the most important news in the world right now, according to our social media overlords. Resistance is futile. More »



Prince Hated The Shit Out Of The Kardashians And It Was Magical

The Superficial | May 11, 2016 - 10:02 am

Prince was the only one who could stop the Kardashians, and we killed him. We killed him dead. WE’RE NOT WORTHY! More »


I Think ItsCleo Is Trying To Tell Us Something And Other News

The Superficial | May 11, 2016 - 9:11 am

Will Black Panther kiss Bucky before Cap does? [Lainey Gossip]

How Kristen Stewart rationalized working with Woody Allen. [Dlisted]

Kesha is using Dr. Luke for publicity now. Oh, good. [TMZ]

Gigi Hadid seems cold. [Egotastic]

Your morning links. … More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.10.16

Photo Boy | May 10, 2016 - 3:15 pm

Abigail Ratchford topless, Prince Harry meeting our dumbest President, and some beautiful, curvy ladies that I hope cause aneurysms. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »



Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs Deserve Another Post

The Superficial | May 10, 2016 - 2:15 pm

Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs wore another outfit. That’s news. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Would Like To Talk About Yam Lube Now

The Superficial | May 10, 2016 - 12:01 pm

The GOOP Sex Issue is here, and surprise, Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to rub all kinds of crazy shit on your vagina. More »


Maybe Don’t Tell Selena Gomez To Marry Justin Bieber

The Superficial | May 10, 2016 - 10:57 am

Selena Gomez stopped a show to crumple up a poster that said “Marry Justin.” There is hope in this world. More »



Jennifer Lawrence Punched Sansa Stark In The Vagina

The Superficial | May 10, 2016 - 10:06 am

Jennifer Lawrence will punch you in the baby box if you ask her to because celebrities, they’re just like us! More »


Good Morning, Krysten Ritter Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | May 10, 2016 - 9:01 am

Kristen Stewart cheated on her lesbian girlfriend. [Lainey Gossip]

Johnny Depp is already making fun of his apology video. [Dlisted]

Charlotte McKinney in a bikini. [TMZ]

Good God, Claudia Romani in booty shorts. [Egotastic]

Your morning links. … More »


Right In DC’s Butthole: A Review Of ‘Captain America: Civil War’

The Superficial | May 9, 2016 - 7:22 pm

Captain America: Civil War is *almost* the best of the Marvel movies. Oh shit, hot take! AWOOGA! (Can you tell I’ve been writing this for way too long? I wrote this for way too long.) More »



The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.9.16

Photo Boy | May 9, 2016 - 3:00 pm

Arianny Celeste in her underwear, Sadfleck and his family trip to Paris, Johnny Depp’s dead mouth, and lots of boobs and butts. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »


Justin Bieber Got A Face Tattoo In The Pussiest Way Possible

The Superficial | May 9, 2016 - 1:50 pm

Bring a magnifying glass. More »


Jennifer Lopez In A Bikini

The Superficial | May 9, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Jennifer Lopez bikini photos aren’t tales of human depravity. More »



Joe Paterno Allegedly Threatened To Call The Cops On Sandusky Victim

The Superficial | May 9, 2016 - 11:32 am

Joe Paterno allegedly threatened a completely different Jerry Sandusky victim in 1971 and ordered him to stay quiet. More »


Rob Kardashian Filled Blac Chyna’s Uterus Full Of Gold

The Superficial | May 9, 2016 - 10:10 am

Blac Chyna is pregnant and already trademarking her new Kardashian name because she’s getting all the gold. More »


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