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Martha Stewart Ruins Yankees’ Perfect Game With Witchcraft

What is this Twitter sorcery! More »


Gordon Ramsay Treats His Kids Like They Forgot Rice In The Risotto

He doesn’t want to share his $100+ million fortune with his kids because he wants to instill a work ethic in them – SOMEONE CALL CHILD SERVICES!! More »


Did She Just Break Thor’s Hammer?!

The new trailer for Thor: Ragnarok looks pretty rad, especially the Thor vs. Hulk “Running Man” reenactment. More »


Olivia Munn Left Aaron Rodgers? No Shit, He Made Her Live In Wisconsin

Eeeeewwwww, Wisconsin! Yuck! More »


J-Lo and A-Rod Are Already Talking Marriage

Their relationship is escalating faster than Shia Lebeouf at a bowling alley. More »


Katy Perry Looks Haircut and Got A High… High Haircut… She Looks High

Bust out the 311 and Cypress Hill, Katy Perry got a haircut and looks high as fuk. More »


You Can Now LITERALLY Rest A Cup On Kim Kardashian’s Ass In Your Own (Expensive) Home

For those of us who aren’t already drowning in ass, there’s people crapping out $100 for this weird looking dinner roll/floating scrotum with a twistie tie/chef hat with poop stains. More »


Sly and Arnold Back Out of New Expendables Movie Because They’re Besties

“Eyyo, Arn- you’re my fuckin’ BFF you know that, but you’re way too close alright…”

“I will do nathing without you, Sly… NATHING!” More »


David Schwimmer And Zoe Buckman’s Daughter Just Scored Two Christmases

Ross is totally breaking up with Zoe to get back at Rachel… as if we needed another reason to drink this morning. More »


Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi Ad Makes Me Want to Pepper Spray Myself

*Cop swigs Pepsi* “As soon as this song is over we’re still bear-macing this crowd, right?” More »


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