Hilary Duff’s Butt Made A Music Video About Her Tinder Dates

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2015

Hilary Duff made a music video about going on dates with men who aren’t me, and no, I did not look into a mirror and growl, “Vengeance is MINE.” You imagined that. More »

And Now Miranda Kerr’s Breasts

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2015

Miranda Kerr’s breasts aren’t gross topics like how many women Bill Cosby has raped or Alan Thicke‘s son’s voice giving him a boner during sex. You’re welcome. More »

Bill Cosby: Who Cares About Rape? Listen To Me Talk About Education

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2015

Bill Cosby answers questions about his rape accusations in a language that only Bill Cosby can understand. More »

Alan Thicke Listens To Robin Thicke Songs During Sex

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2015

Alan Thicke listens to Robin Thicke music during sex. That’s its own punchline. More »

Good Morning, Marissa Everhart Topless, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / May 15, 2015

Australia wants to kill Johnny Depp’s dogs. [Lainey Gossip]

Blythe Danner thinks people are “intimidated” by GOOP. [Fishwrapper]

Patrick Dempsey probably banged interns on Grey’s Anatomy. [Dlisted]

Mirrors, and Cameras, and Girls, Oh My! [theCHIVE]

Your morning links. More »

The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Trailer Has Arrived

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2015

Courtney Stodden‘s sex tape has a trailer, and she’s naked in it, so I literally don’t have to post anything for the rest of the month. See you in June! More »

Kevin Gates – Thinker, Dreamer

By: Photo Boy / May 14, 2015

Kevin Gates once again ruminates on important, world-changing matters like fucking on dog pee and fucking outdoors. Enter his world… More »

Stassi Got Fired From Vanderpump Rules For Calling Lisa Old

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2015

Stassi Schroeder has been fired from Vanderpump Rules – and all of the restaurants – for calling Lisa Vanderpump old. More »

Miley Cyrus Did More Naked Shit

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2015

Miley Cyrus performed topless at the Adult Swim Upfront Party because Miley Cyrus. More »

Supergirl Has A Trailer

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2015

Supergirl has a trailer, and it’s long. Way, way too long. Also, shitty. More »

Good Morning, Kaylee J Lavigne & Saab Marty, And Other News

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2015

Amy Schumer shits on Blake and Gwyneth. [Lainey Gossip]

Khloe Kardashian thinks she’s Beyonce. [Fishwrapper]

Cate Blanchett had sex with ladies. [Dlisted]

Alexandra Daddario Will Literally Rock Your World [theCHIVE]

Your morning links. More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.13.15

By: Photo Boy / May 13, 2015

Arianny Celeste topless, Prince Harry AND Prince Charles, the return of Bitchface Heigl, and an awkward X-Files kiss. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »

It’s Not Wise To Dye Blonde A Wookiee

By: The Superficial / May 13, 2015

Khloe Kardashian‘s butt implants and predictable jokes you’ve heard before. Nothing more, nothing less. More »

Scott Stapp Is Bipolar

By: The Superficial / May 13, 2015

Scott Stapp has been diagnosed as bipolar after being successfully treated for making psychotic videos about Obama trying to kill him and [every GOP presidential candidate’s platform here]. More »

Leighton Meester’s Butt Has Never Been Dumped

By: The Superficial / May 13, 2015

Leighton Meester has never been dumped presumably because her butt is amazing. This is vital information you needed to know. More »

Selena Gomez’s Boobs Will Sell You Adidas Clothes Now

By: The Superficial / May 13, 2015

Selena Gomez’s breasts are getting bigger and hawking Adidas. More »

Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Show Up For Community Service Yesterday

By: The Superficial / May 13, 2015

Good Morning, Kayla Lewis Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / May 13, 2015

Cara Delevingne’s starring in Luc Besson movies now. [Lainey Gossip]

Corey Feldman has an angel hooker band. [Fishwrapper]

Casper Smart’s driver’s license suspension is over is how I read this. [Dlisted]

Hump Day because it’s the middle of the week and butts. [theCHIVE]

Your morning links. More »

Emilia Clarke: Mother of Interviews
(I Went Right For It)

By: The Superficial / May 12, 2015

Emilia Clarke gives a pretty great interview with Harper’s Bazaar where she talks about Channing Tatum threeways and Jay Z buying dragon eggs. More »

Tom Brady’s #DeflateGate Suspension Makes Sense

By: Photo Boy / May 12, 2015

Tom Brady got twice the punishment for #DeflateGate as Ray Rice did for knocking his girlfriend out. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAALLLL?! YEEEAAHH!! More »

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