By All Means, Alex Pettyfer, Fingerbang Marloes Horst Right In The Middle of Coachella

April 14th, 2014 // 20 Comments

“Holy shit, is that Leonardo DiCaprio dancing over there? Wait, where you going? Babe. Babe, come back! Babe! I wasn’t done finger- goddammit.” – How this story ended

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Selena Gomez Went To Coachella With Kendall & Kylie Jenner

April 14th, 2014 // 21 Comments

Now that her parents are out of the picture – Which they found out from TMZ by the way. – Selena Gomez can finally make the mature business decisions she’s always wanted to make like hanging out with Kendall and Kylie Jenner at bullshit music festivals. Will she pose for sexy ass selfies, or just be the cool, older chick who buys everybody booze? The possibilities are endless, mom.

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Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie Went To Coachella Together

April 14th, 2014 // 7 Comments

On Friday, word got out that Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie were calling off the divorce, and now here’s the two of them at Coachella over the weekend looking absolutely shocked to see the paparazzi despite hundreds of them being there every single year since the first hipster bought a fedora with daddy’s credit card then used it to book Appomattox Court House Celestial Jelly Fire. (You probably never heard of them.)

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Leonardo DiCaprio Is One Helluva Dancer

April 14th, 2014 // 13 Comments
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WATCH: Leonardo DiCaprio Dancing At Coachella

Apparently when Leonardo DiCaprio goes to Coachella he wants to fucking dance, so here he is doing something close to that. And if you think it’s shitty that a rich, Hollywood actor can’t cut loose and have a good time without someone filming him, he has sex with supermodels. All the supermodels. Even ones that haven’t even been invented it. There’s a factory he visits and everything.

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Jenny McCarthy Is Literally Trying To Say She’s Never Been Anti-Vaccines Now

April 14th, 2014 // 25 Comments
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Before this day gets consumed by Coachella and The MTV Movie Awards, I just want to make everyone aware that in a new op-ed for the Chicago Sun-Times, Jenny McCarthy tries to say she’s never been anti-vaccines. The Jenny McCarthy. What she does try to say is she’s just concerned with the amount of vaccines given at once, the “additives” in them, and oh I dunno, that they gave her son autism. All things that have been thoroughly debunked and place her firmly in the anti-vaxxer camp, yet kids are dying with her name being brought up every time, so it behooves Jenny McCarthy to at least try and distance herself from, well, Jenny McCarthy. Anyway, Chez Pazieneza does yeoman’s work calling out her bullshit and not letting her weasel out of bringing back diseases from The Oregon Trail.

Jenny McCarthy Can’t Get Away with Denying She’s “Anti-Vaccine” – The Daily Banter

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The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

April 14th, 2014 // 59 Comments

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora‘s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my clothes on them. I should probably get my blood sugar checked.

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Emma Stone Was A Vampire This Whole Time And Other News

April 14th, 2014 // 13 Comments

- Robert Downey Jr. is the goddamn man. [Lainey Gossip]

- Beyonce crashed Solange‘s Coachella performance. [Dlisted]

- Tan Line Season Has Finally Arrived [theCHIVE]

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin make no fucking sense. [Fishwrapper]

- Science is growing vaginas in labs now! IN YOUR FACE, VIRGINITY. [The Frisky]

- Emmy Rossum is leggy. [Popoholic]

- 25 Smoking Hot Photos Of Newly Single Naya Rivera [Starpulse]

- Nick Carter married someone besides you in 1999. I’m so sorry. [tooFab]

- Taylor Swift is very specific. [IDLYITW]

- Good goddamn, Cristina Chiabotto… [Hollywood Tuna]

- ScarJo‘s ScarJo-boobs are photogenic, ScarJo. [Celebslam]

- 22 Jump Street has a new red band trailer. [FilmDrunk]

- Emily Ratajkowski is going to explode some high school boners. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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