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It Was Super Hard For Chris Brown After He Beat Rihanna, You Guys

The Superficial | April 18, 2016 - 2:06 pm

There’s a documentary about Chris Brown now. Fuck everything. More »


Did Khloe Kardashian’s Ass Run Out Of Air? What’s Happening Here?

The Superficial | April 18, 2016 - 1:15 pm

Is Khloe Kardashians butt supposed to do that? More »


‘God Is A Boob Man’

The Superficial | April 18, 2016 - 12:14 pm

SNL actually did something funny. Since that Kylo Ren sketch, which was pretty great. Let’s be honest. More »



Rich Assholes Tripping Their Faces Off At Coachella

The Superficial | April 18, 2016 - 10:59 am

Here’s the first weekend of Coachella because who doesn’t looking at people with nothing but time and money on their hands on a Monday morning. More »


Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Learned You Don’t Fuck With Australia

The Superficial | April 18, 2016 - 9:41 am

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard had to apologize for their two little shit dogs almost infecting an entire nation. More »


Good Morning, Michelle Lewin Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | April 18, 2016 - 8:55 am

Norman Reedus & Diane Kruger act like they didn’t fuck. [Lainey Gossip]

Leonardo DiCaprio & Rihanna act like they did and will again. [Dlisted]

Arnold’s bastard knows what is best in life. [TMZ]

The Kimmy Schmidt one needs to happen TODAY. [Egotastic]

Your morning links. … More »



The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.15.16

Photo Boy | April 15, 2016 - 2:15 pm

Sara Jean Underwood in lingerie, Kate Middleton’s butt, Willow Smith’s smarmy hoodie, and Wilmer Valderrama trying to maintain. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »


Sarah Palin Is As Much A Science Guy, Too, You Guys, Also

The Superficial | April 15, 2016 - 1:15 pm

Sarah Palin says she’s as much a scientist as Bill Nye. The Sarah Palin. More »


Kara Del Toro Won The ‘Mother’s Day’ Premiere

The Superficial | April 15, 2016 - 11:27 am

Kara Del Toro is new here. Make her feel welcome. More »



Are You Banging A Guy Named Ryan? You’re Probably Pregnant

The Superficial | April 15, 2016 - 10:34 am

Blake Lively and Eva Mendes are pregnant as is the trend these days. More »


Good Morning, Dalia Elliott Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | April 15, 2016 - 9:32 am

Ghost In The Shell is some whitewashing horseshit. [Lainey Gossip]

Kelly Clarkson birthed a future oil baron. [Dlisted]

Zac Brown gets the full #CrimingWhileWhite treatment. [TMZ]

Jesus Christ, Edita Vilkeviciute in lingerie. [Egotastic]

Your morning links. … More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.14.16

Photo Boy | April 14, 2016 - 3:00 pm

Abigail Ratchford’s giant boobs, Michael Lohan’s cell phone accessories, Jon Lovitz’s sagging face, and James Franco’s butter teeth. It’s The Crap We Missed … More »



The Duggars Are Still Losing Advertisers

The Superficial | April 14, 2016 - 1:51 pm

Advertisers keep bailing on the Duggars as ratings go in the shitter. More »


Don’t Hire Bethenny Frankel To Be Your Keynote Speaker

The Superficial | April 14, 2016 - 12:37 pm

Bethenny Frankel told minority business owners to hire a white man as the face of their company. It went over well. More »


Katy Perry’s Breasts Beat Nuns’ Asses In Court

The Superficial | April 14, 2016 - 11:47 am

Katy Perry’s breasts and some boring shit about real estate. More »



John Cusack Almost Had His Penis Cursed With Black Magic

The Superficial | April 14, 2016 - 11:00 am

John Cusack’s fans seem like good people. More »


Good Morning, Daisy Lea Topless, And Other News

The Superficial | April 14, 2016 - 10:00 am

Gwyneth Paltrow has an “aversion to dill” now. [Lainey Gossip]

Bono wants Amy Schumer to fight ISIS. [Dlisted]

Gavin Rossdale got boned in the divorce, just like the nanny. [TMZ]

Kristen Stewart has cleavage? [Egotastic]

Your morning links. … More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.13.16

Photo Boy | April 13, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Selena Gomez in a bikini, Kevin Spacey with his twinks, GOOP’s awful book, and Hailee Steinfeld’s butt. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »



Let Coco Twerk With Her Baby

The Superficial | April 13, 2016 - 3:00 pm

Everybody, get off of Coco’s ass. If that’s physically possible. You know what I mean. More »


Jared Fogle Is Trying To Pick Up Chicks From Prison

The Superficial | April 13, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Jared Fogle is writing letters to women asking them to wait for him. It’s not working. More »


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