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Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
- Jennifer Lopez will pretend to bang the dude from her new movie now. [Lainey Gossip] - Renee Zellweger is squinting again! Hurray? [Fishwrapper] - Billy Bob Thornton really wants to have sex with Jennifer Aniston. [Dlisted] - "American Sniper" Chris Kyle was proven repeatedly full of shit, but … More »

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader's safe, here's Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why … More »

No, There Are Definitely Terrorists In There, Keep Checking

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
You're probably wondering why you're staring at Kim Kardashian's ass and not a bikini model shilling bottled water, and that's because there haven't been any yet this week. Which is terrifying because I'm almost positive that means one of them floated out to sea, and hopefully not one of … More »

Here’s How Bill Cosby And His Fans Responded To Protesters

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Two days before Tina Fey and Amy Poehler officially made Bill Cosby an award show punchline, roughly 30 female protesters stood up in the middle of his standup performance in Ontario and started chanting, "We believe the women! We believe the women!" before being ushered out by security. But before that … More »

Will Arnett Brought His New Girlfriend To A Golden Globes After Party

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Despite the fact that his ex-wife was the co-prominent host of the evening, Will Arnett brought his new girlfriend Arielle Vanderberg to a Golden Globes after party which I want to let slide because BoJack Horseman was fucking incredible, but Teenage Mutant Ninja … More »

Beyonce’s Not Pregnant Again. Again.

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Can't Beyonce just Instagram a family picture of an innocent beach day where she's covered in sand with a conspicuous mound over her stomach without everyone going crazy with the pregnancy rumors? It's exhausting for her to constantly have to shoot this shit down. Wait, she hasn't? And the … More »

Brian Williams Watched His Daughter Get Her Ass Eaten On ‘Girls’

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Allison Williams had her ass eaten on the season premiere of Girls Sunday night, so naturally this pinnacle of pop culture relevance and art crashing together in a woman's anus required an immediate retrospective from Vulture about how the scene was filmed and then watched by NBC Nightly News … More »

And Now Security Footage of Jamie Lynn Spears Wielding A Knife

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Earlier in the month, we learned that Jamie Lynn Spears broke up a drunken fight at a Louisiana pita shop by grabbing a knife and waving it around like a crazy person. And now TMZ has the security footage (above) showing her doing basically that except far … More »

‘Batman V Superman’ Is Still Just One Movie

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Henry Cavill recently shot down rumors that Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was getting split into two movies because that was all horseshit except for confirmation that Doomsday will be the final battle. I'll pause here so you can clean the pee … More »

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015
Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION! Posted by Photo Boy Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that … More »

Matthew McConaughey’s ‘Dazed And Confused’ Audition Tape And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
- Wait a minute, Gwyneth Paltrow was at the Golden Globes? [Lainey Gossip] - Kaley Cuoco was addicted to nasal spray and totally needed that nose job. [Fishwrapper] - No, Amy Adams doesn't have a surrogate pumping out twins. [Dlisted] - Margaret Cho's schtick at the Golden Globes wasn't … More »

Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Because the Golden Globes, it's 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp's Makeout Emporium weren't enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you'll notice isn't in any of the group shots or … More »

The New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer Is Here

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
As much as I [make Photo Boy] joke about how ridiculous these trailers for a trailer are, I still watch each and every one of them with a giant nerd boner because deep inside of me there's a child, and wow, this just went way too Stephen Collins. ABORT … More »

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They … More »

BREAKING: Chris Brown Fans Are Violent Morons

By: Photo Boy / January 12, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Mixing Chris Brown fans with guns sounds like a great idea if you're like me and think natural selection needs to hurry the hell up. And what better place to find society's most useless members than one of his shows. These people paid money to get in there. Via … More »

Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Belong Together Like A Scarf And 18 Bolo Ties

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
After seven years writing the site, I still have no idea what the hell The Art of Elysium Gala is, and if you put me on the spot, I'd say it's some sort of event specifically designed to be forgotten about not even 24 hours later because of the Golden Globes. More »

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
I probably should've checked if there are any more awards show this month because here's the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson … More »

Golden Globes: Good God, Jessica Chastain

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
Here's Jessica Chastain looking on point at last night's Golden Globes after spending the week talking about how difficult high school was for her and sharing an old high school photo to inspire others. Which was a powerful message to young girls that anyone's dreams can come … More »

Golden Globes: Hawkeye Made A Boob Joke

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
After barely 10 months of marriage, Jeremy Renner's wife Sonni Pacheco has already filed for divorce and cited "fraud" as her reason which is exactly what he needed to keep all those gay rumors quiet. So here's Hawkeye presenting an award with Jennifer Lopez at … More »

Golden Globes: Kate Hudson Gets Her Own Post

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
Most of you don't come to this site to hear moving, "totally unprepared" acceptance speeches - We cry about those after hours. (OMG, Amy Adams, you guys.) - so here's Kate Hudson looking goddamn fantastic at the Golden Globes last night because she's single now and famous … More »

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