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Armie Hammer & The Vespas of Justice

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
Armie Hammer and his gang of Vespa Crusaders are the heroes Venice Beach deserve, but not the ones it needs right now. More »

Jack White Wants You To Stop Talking About Jack White’s Guacamole

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
Jack White would like to set the record straight about guacamole. More »

Jessica Simpson Apparently Saw ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson star in #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON. (Yup, you just read that.)… More »

Stop. Bringing. Your. F*cking. Kid. To. Fashion. Shows.

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
Kim Kardashian brought North West to another fashion show where she acted exactly like a baby at a place it has no business being because of course these two are *those* parents. More »

It’s Cindy Crawford Without Photoshop

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
The unretouched image of Cindy Crawford making the Internet rounds isn't for an upcoming, "inspirational" photo shoot. It's from a 2013 issue of Marie Claire, and no one was supposed to see it. More »

Good Morning, Devin Brugman & Natasha Oakley, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
I did the Lord's work this morning. Oh, and also some shit about Taylor Swift, Doutzen Kroes, and Madonna thinking 'Fifty Shades of Grey' had too much cunnilingus. That, too. More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 5.3

By: The Superficial / February 14, 2015
Our weekly wrap-up of all the horrible shit you people say in the comments that breaks through our diamond-like exteriors and brings laughter to our hearts. (Photo Boy, let's get married!)… More »

Two More Women Accuse Bill Cosby Of Drugging, Raping Them

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015
Two more women have come forward and accused Bill Cosby of drugging then raping them in 1969 and 1989. More »

A Moment For Doutzen Kroes

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015
Doutzen Kroes' spectacular ass poses for a photo shoot in Miami and isn't a depressing post about violence against women or Chelsea Handler's nipples. You're welcome. More »

Emile Hirsch Charged With Felony Assault, Checks Into Rehab

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015
Emile Hirsch has been charged with felony assault after allegedly attacking a woman at Sundance, and choking her, while drunk off his ass. Fortunately, he's a rich, white celebrity, so all he has to do is check into rehab (done) and it's like the whole thing never even happened! More »

It’s Chelsea Handler’s Nipples Again

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015
Chelsea Handler is topless on social media. Again. More »

Dakota Johnson Stepped It Up And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015
Amy Pascal talks Angelina Jolie and the Sony hack, LeAnn Rimes is desperate for attention, Elizabeth Warren dick punches Rand Paul, Diplo is a douche, and Keri Russel's butt is naked. Your morning links. More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.12.15

By: Photo Boy / February 12, 2015
Nipples, butts, an Anthony Weiner sandwich and I'm stopping there, because I just typed the words "Anthony Weiner Sandwich" for my job. It's The Crap We Missed. More »

Farrah Abraham Is The ‘New Economy,’ You Guys

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015
Farrah Abraham's parents are a real piece of work. More »

Danny Masterson Will Tell You The F*cking Truth About His F*cking Religion, Man

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015
Danny Masterson defends Scientology to Paper Magazine ahead of HBO's Going Clear documentary that has the church pissing its Xenu-pants. More »

Our Server’s Shitting Itself, So Here Are Genevieve Morton’s Breasts

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015
Our server is acting like Brian Williams‘ career today, so here are Genevieve Morton‘s huge breasts. More »

Charlie Sheen Defends Brian Williams, Isn’t Helping

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015
Charlie Sheen wrote an open letter defending Brian Williams who's apparently the victim of a "vile, transparent witch hunt," according to a being of pure coke energy, so you know it's legit. More »

Good Morning, Courtney Sixx, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015
Gwyneth Paltrow tries to retcon conscious uncoupling, Christina Aguilera pimps her baby, Republicans want to outlaw yoga pants, Helena Bonham Carter naked with a tuna? Your morning links. More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.11.15

By: Photo Boy / February 11, 2015
Pink for PETA, a first look at how they're ruining <em>True Detective</em>, and Lindsay's sagging freckle bags are back in a bikini. It's The Crap We Missed. More »

Kanye West & Taylor Swift Are Best Friends Now #Totes

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015
Taylor Swift and Kanye West are collaborating in the studio, according to Kanye West after admitting he hears voices in his head, so all of this sounds legit. Everything checks out. More »

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