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Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Hethielly Beck poses for 138 Water (natch) in a bikini and your morning links. More »

Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
By the time you're reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose's b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours. More »

Bill Cosby’s Ego In A Nutshell

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
As I was reading the quote you're about to see next from Bill Cosby where he sniffs his farts so deeply it's a goddamn miracle reality didn't bend itself in half, I remembered Talking Funny an HBO special from a few years back where Louis CK, Jerry Seinfeld, … More »

January Jones Really Grasps Feminism

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
If it hasn't become evident over the past few months, bullshit like #GamerGate and the reactions to Bill Cosby's accusers, along with some nudging from The Fappening which quickly took on rapey undertones, I've become more and more sensitive to the plight of women. And I already … More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Doing A Super Bowl Commercial

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
Lindsay Lohan once hit a baby while behind the wheel, so who better to be the face of car insurance than a prominent drug addict who's been arrested for DUI twice and one time with a hostage? Just don't ask her about full tort. She'll think you're talking about something else, … More »

Good Morning, Sophia Bush, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
- Tom Hardy just bailed on Suicide Squad and, wait, who's replacing him? [Lainey Gossip] - And now Shannon Doherty shitting on her 90210 castmates. [Fishwrapper] - Taylor Swift has been buying Lorde alcohol. OH NOES! [Dlisted] - Miley Cyrus is masturbating on Instagram now. [The Frisky] … More »

And Now Maitland Ward In Lingerie Making Out With Some Chick

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Alright, folks, here's a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We'll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don't worry it'll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you'll barely even notice. More »

Bill Cosby: ‘YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME’ (I Might’ve Paraphrased That)

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Despite facing protesters in Canada and having shows cancelled in Massachusetts, Bill Cosby is still performing in Denver and wants everyone to know that he's "far from finished," a phrase he should probably never, ever use again. E! News reports: "Dear Fans: I have thousands of loyal, patient and courageous fans … More »

Ian Somerhalder’s Engaged To Not Nina Dobrev

By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Despite what my body and athletic prowess would suggest, I am not a 13 year-old girl, so the only thing I know about Ian Somerhalder is that he's the guy who tried to bang Dawson in The Rules of Attraction and I used to put pics of … More »

Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston In The Same Place?! WE’RE GOING DOWN

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Because 10 years later lazy gossip writers can still milk this dead horse for all it's worth in.. dead horse milk (nailed it), here's both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at the Critics' Choice Awards last night effectively testing your minds' ability to process both of them in the same place … More »

Everybody Cross Your Fingers, Chris Brown Might Go Back To Jail

By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Just two Chris Brown posts ago, I suggested he violated his probation by being present at not one, but two incidents where people got shot. Turns out I'm a legal genius, because at a progress hearing yesterday his probation officer recommended that Chris go back to jail … More »

Good Morning, Miss Universe Pageant Swimsuit Runway, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
- That's Gwyneth Paltrow's camel toe. And it's not even gilded! [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian's complaining about the fat ass that made her famous again. [Fishwrapper] - The widow of Jennifer Aniston's dead ex is not thrilled with Lady Frippleton. [Dlisted] - There's something called a Blowjob Bib, … More »

Help Me, Claudia Romani’s Butt, You’re My Only Hope

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
Alright, folks, I have some great news: Our photo negotiations almost finished, and without giving too much away, I'm no longer alternating between sucking my thumb and drinking in the corner. Because of depression anyway. Which means soon you won't have to watch me do soft shoe at the end of the each day, and … More »

Gwyneth: ‘Men’s Insecurity Depends On How Many Blowjobs You Give Them’

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
"Haha! And then I said, 'Well, you're going to be insecure for a while because that's not where that thing goes!' He had sex with mostly groupies after that. It was for the best." Yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow did an interview with Howard Stern where she said a goddamn slew of … More »

Justin Bieber’s D*ck Is Totes Real, You Guys

By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Confidence is a tricky game. As a man, when you get called out, sometimes it's best to take the high road and not dignify with a response. Or you could pay a top tier legal team to threaten lawsuits against a tiny blog whose bullshit story wouldn't even make a dent … More »

Joanna Krupa Is Suing Brandi Glanville For Saying Her Vagina Smells

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
While the Internet loses it's mind over Dick Poop (Et tu, PEOPLE?), we're going to maintain our integrity and write about smelly vaginas. Over a year ago, Brandi Glanville made comments about Joanna Krupa having a stinky pussy and then apparently did it again just last month … More »

John Travolta Let A Random Guy At The Gym Photograph His Bald Head

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
We've seen John Travolta's bald head before. In fact, it made one of our Best Of posts for 2011? Jesus Christ. Anyway, here he is again after introducing himself to this random fellow at 3 a.m. at an empty gym where no one else was working out. Which went awesome if … More »

Liam Neeson: ‘There Are Too Many F*cking Guns In America’

By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015
"But how will I protect my compound when the gub'mint comes for me?!" Posted by Photo Boy Liam Neeson doesn't have money, but what he does have is a very specia- *gets Batman doll shoved in temple by Fish* - It's cool, man, it's cool. I forgot we weren't doing that anymore... I'll … More »

Micaela Schäfer Doing What Micaela Schäfer Does And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
- Jennifer Aniston's Oscar campaign wasn't as on point as her nipples. [Lainey Gossip] - If Lisa Rinna says Kylie Jenner got her lips done, Kylie Jenner got her lips done. [Fishwrapper] - Rosie Perez is quitting The View already. [Dlisted] - Christian mom thinks her kids' school bus … More »

I Completely Forgot About Abigail Ratchford And That Is A Crime

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Yesterday, we ended the day with what I'm still convinced were naked photos of a prepubescent boy, so for the complete opposite end of that spectrum, here's a bunch of sexy photos from Abigail Ratchford's Instagram which are my creative solution to the ill-timed bikini drought happening … More »

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