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John Stamos Has So Much Sex Lesbians Ask Him For Advice

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015
John Stamos has sex with so many women that even lesbians want to know how he does it because this whole having dogs thing isn't working for shit. More »

Patrick Schwarzenegger Partied With His Ex At Spring Break, Too

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015
Patrick Schwarzenegger was also partying with his ex during Spring Break who is not Miley Cyrus, so someone's getting shot by a flintlock to the sound of banjo music. More »

Charlie Sheen Is A Birther, Of Course

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015
Charlie Sheen attacks Obama for filling out his NCAA bracket because cocaine affects the mind. More »

Icing Was The Case That They Gave Screech

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015
The same night he 'accidentally' stabbed a guy in a bar, Dustin Diamond allegedly threatened to stab anyone who refused to chug a Smirnoff Ice because life after being a child star is just tops. Absolutely tops. More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / March 20, 2015
Bradley Cooper's single, The Duggars teach their kids how to make out, Mr. T's reality show, and the library masturbator has a sex toy line already. Of course. Your morning links. More »

And Now A Sh*t-Faced Jessica Simpson Talking About Her Kids

By: Photo Boy / March 19, 2015
"Her dad is her boyfriend!" - Actual quote, you're going to want to get in here. More »

Suppressive Person? What? Scientology Loves Katie Holmes LOL

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2015
Scientology doesn't know where Katie Holmes is getting this suppressive person talk from. They love his ex-wives! Even Mimi Rogers who everyone forgets about. More »

Miley Cyrus Wants NY Taxpayers To Fund Her Charity

By: Photo Boy / March 19, 2015
Miley Cyrus got high, decided to save the homeless, then her lawyers went "AHAHA! That's good. Good one, we'll handle it from here."… More »

Kylie Jenner Wants To Do Playboy

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2015
Kylie Jenner wants to pose for 'Playboy' as if she even had a choice. It's her destiny. More »

Did A Dominatrix Pee On Michael Phelps? A Clickbait Report

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2015
Olympic gold medal Michael Phelps allegedly paid a dominatrix to pee on him, and now I'm telling you about it because journalism. More »

Hannibal Buress Gets Death Threats Because of Bill Cosby

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2015
Hannibal Buress talks about recieving death threats over his Bill Cosby joke that pushed his 8,000 rape allegations back into the media. More »

Good Morning, Tatiana Eriksen Topless, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2015
Madonna probably banged Justin Bieber, Donald Trump is running for president, Azealia Banks hates white people, and Jaime King naked. Your morning links. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is ‘Incredibly Close’ To The ‘Common Woman’

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2015
Gwyneth Paltrow and the common woman are apparently tight. Not unlike prom night. More »

Elton John’s Dolce & Gabbana Boycot Seems To Be Over

By: Photo Boy / March 18, 2015
Elton John's boycott of Dolce & Gabbana lasted one day. Which is longer than their Spring/Summer '09 yak fur jorts were in. SNAP! BEEF'S STILL ON, SON!! More »

Chris Brown Interacted With His Daughter? OH GOD NO

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2015
Chris Brown spent time with his daughter. She had a good run. More »

David Arquette Got His Ass Kicked By Justin Bieber. The Justin Bieber.

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2015
Justin Bieber personally threw David Arquette out of his 21st birthday party. With his own big boy arms and everything! More »

Jimmy Kimmel’s Peehole Tried To Close Itself Shut. Yup.

By: Photo Boy / March 18, 2015
Jimmy Kimmel's dickhole closed up and required two surgeries to reopen it, so never share a dressing room with Lindsay Lohan is the lesson here. More »

Katie Holmes & Jamie Foxx Caught Holding Hands, Are Totally Doing It

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2015
Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx were holding hands? THEY FUCKIN'. More »

Good Morning, Kerrie McMahon Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2015
Brangelina goes to their kids' soccer game, Katy Perry isn't pregnant, Randy Quaid made a sex tape, and Aaron Schock resigns. Your morning links. More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.17.15

By: Photo Boy / March 17, 2015
Anastasia Ashley's butt, Courtney Stodden skinny-dipping, and Jonah Hill looking healthy as a horse. A dead one. It's The Crap We Missed. More »

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