The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.9.15

Photo Boy / June 9, 2015

Jen Selter’s butt in a thong, model parent Flea at a kids’ movie, Sarah Jessica Parker’s mummy hand, and the many whores of Instagram. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »

Megyn Kelly Has Interesting Criteria For Which Teens Are ‘Saints’

After two prime time specials defending Josh Duggar, Megyn Kelly has no problems throwing a black 15-year-old attacked by police under the bus. More »

Chet Haze Is The Worst Thing To Happen To His Parents

Photo Boy / June 9, 2015

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are dealing with her breast cancer diagnosis while their son, Chet Haze, simultaneously fights to keep saying ‘nigga.’ Eat dicks, life. More »

Katy Perry Has A Song Titled 1984. Please Shit Yourselves Accordingly

Photo Boy / June 9, 2015

People are speculating that Katy Perry’s new song 1984 will be a dis song referencing Taylor Swift’s album 1989. You did it, terrorism. You won. More »

I’m Going To Say Nice Things About Jep Robertson Now

The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Jep Robertson reveals he was molested as a child, and I actually commend him for his bravery despite disagreeing with everything Duck Dynasty stands for. More »

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Miley Cyrus posed naked for Paper Magazine. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. More »

Caitlyn Jenner Sued For Car Accident Librul Media Won’t Talk About

The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner has been sued by the driver of the Prius in the February car crash that killed a woman and apparently nobody is talking about because our transgender overlords demand it. You got us. More »

Good Morning, Nausicaa Lingerie Photos, And Other News

The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Never say Leo knocked a woman up. NEVER! [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus knows how to turn her pappy on. [Fishwrapper]

Wait, when did Zoe Saldana marry the actual Jesus? [Dlisted]

Breast Research Came To These Conclusions [theCHIVE]

Your morning links. More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.8.15

Photo Boy / June 8, 2015

Lindsey Pelas in a bikini, Usher groping a turtle, Nicki Minaj’s ass in leather pants, and Kevin Dillon’s bowling shoes. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »

The Duggars Are Over

The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Breitbart.com has come out against the Duggars. The Breitbart.com. More »

Lindsey Graham: If Caitlyn Jenner Wants To Be Safe, She’ll Vote For Me

The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Lindsey Graham would welcome Caitlyn Jenner to the Republican Party as long as she doesn’t make a big deal about wanting equal rights and all of that fuss. More »

Salma Hayek Dominated The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Salma Hayek’s boobs. — Was I supposed to write something else? More »

Reese Witherspoon Makes Working At Walmart Cute And Fun! Hurray!

The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Walmart paid Reese Witherspoon to show its shareholders the “Bend And Snap” from Legally Blonde, and she did it because she’s not rich enough apparently. More »

Entourage Bombed

The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Entourage had a bad opening weekend. What are the boys going to now? Can Turtle come up with a plan to turn everything around, or will Vince finally walk away from Hollywood for good? None of these questions and more inside. More »

Good Morning, Aubrey Plaza Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Chris Brown is going to murder Karrueche Tran soon. [Lainey Gossip]

Ariana Grande is hopping on dicks now. [Fishwrapper]

Chet Haze trashed a hotel room. [Dlisted]

Burn Your Bra To See The Light [theCHIVE]

Your morning links. More »

Michelle Lewin Is The Crap I Missed

Photo Boy / June 5, 2015

These Michelle Lewin bikini shots won’t draw any hateful Caitlyn Jenner screed in the comments, right? I trust you guys. *gets knifed in the back*More »

Hilary Duff Rejected By Seven Men

Photo Boy / June 5, 2015

Hilary Duff got rejected by seven guys on a call-in dating show in Australia. That sound you just heard is Fish hollowing out a dingo. More »

Tom Cruise’s Assistant Emily Looks Familiar

Photo Boy / June 5, 2015

Tom Cruise’s assistant Emily looks eerily like Katie Holmes. Seriously, how does no one have a problem with this? More »

Snoop Dogg & Alex Jones Join The Caitlyn Jenner Haters

Photo Boy / June 5, 2015

Snoop Dogg and Alex Jones have joined the Caitlyn Jenner haters, so that crowd is getting smarter by the minute. More »

Chelsea Handler’s Topless Breasts Are In A Pool This Time

Photo Boy / June 5, 2015

Chelsea Handler’s topless breasts are floating in a pool this time. They look refreshed. More »

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