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So Mark Hamill Just Said Luke Skywalker Might Be Gay

The Superficial | March 4, 2016 - 12:03 pm

Mark Hamill just opened the door for Luke Skywalker being gay. Everybody out of the Internet! More »


Bella Thorne Underboob Is Serious Internet

The Superficial | March 4, 2016 - 11:00 am

Bella Thorne underboob is part of our rich, national tapestry now. More »


LAPD Investigating Knife Buried Outside O.J. Simpson’s House

The Superficial | March 4, 2016 - 10:13 am

So the LAPD has been secretly investigating a knife found by a construction worker when O.J. Simpsons house was demolished. More »



Good Morning, Kate Compton Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | March 4, 2016 - 9:00 am

So who exactly is Bradley Cooper pretending to fuck? [Lainey Gossip]

Kaley Cuoco is a feminist. Cue the fedoras. [Dlisted]

Samantha Hoopes has a new Carl’s Jr. commercial. [TMZ]

This election is officially the goddamn worst. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.3.16

Photo Boy | March 3, 2016 - 2:00 pm

The Crap We Missed returns, and it has an ass video in it! (I’m someone’s dad now. This is an alarming, yet factual piece of information.) More »


And Now Time For What Rapey Shit Did Chris Brown Do Today?

The Superficial | March 3, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Chris Brown should probably never talk about women. Ever. More »



How Does Hillary Keep Beating Bernie Sanders? I Have A Theory

The Superficial | March 3, 2016 - 11:55 am

You already know I’m gonna say Katy Perry’s boobs? Aww, who told? More »


The New ‘Ghostbusters’ Has A Trailer And Yeesh….

The Superficial | March 3, 2016 - 10:45 am

Yup, people are going to respond to the Ghostbusters trailer well. More »


Jennifer Garner Even Makes Better Viral Videos Than Ben Affleck

The Superficial | March 3, 2016 - 10:00 am

Jennifer Garner reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep” while Ben Affleck does some hammy shit in the Batmobile that’s just awful. More »



Margot Robbie Is Still Hot As Hell And Other News

The Superficial | March 3, 2016 - 9:00 am

Rihanna’s starting shit with Beyoncé. [Lainey Gossip]

Who wants to see Lena Dunham make an ass of herself? [Dlisted]

Bella Thorne lied about wearing fur? How scandalous. [TMZ]

Don’t worry, everybody, Mitt Romney will fix everything. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


The Jessica Simpson I Missed

The Superficial | March 2, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Jessica Simpson’s breasts (hopefully) mark the end of a lonely, Crap We Missed-less existence. Fingers crossed. More »


Dude, Kanye West Trolled You, He Totally Trolled You (He Didn’t)

The Superficial | March 2, 2016 - 2:31 pm

Kanye West expects you to believe he got caught torrenting on purpose. More »



Jared Fogle Got Fat In Prison Already

The Superficial | March 2, 2016 - 1:31 pm

Jared Fogle is reverting back to his original form in prison. Oh, and routinely getting his ass beat. That, too. More »


Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy Posse Finds New, Somehow Douchier Name

The Superficial | March 2, 2016 - 12:22 pm

The Pussy Posse apparently like The Hangover. More »


Kanye West Caught Using Pirate Bay Like A Giant Ass Hypocrite

The Superficial | March 2, 2016 - 11:13 am

After slamming Pirate Bay for costing him album sales, Kanye West basically busted himself illegally downloading music software like an idiot. More »



I’m Told This Is Britney Spears

The Superficial | March 2, 2016 - 10:05 am

Supposedly these are photos of Britney Spears. The Britney Spears. More »


Good Morning, Kate England Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | March 2, 2016 - 9:00 am

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom in Hawaii. [Lainey Gossip]

Superman brought his 19-year-old piece to the Oscars. [Dlisted]

That’s Jane Krakowski’s ass crack. [TMZ]

Donald Trump says Donald Trump has the “most beautiful hands.” [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


Charlotte McKinney’s Boobs Are The Crap I Missed

The Superficial | March 1, 2016 - 3:20 pm

Charlotte McKinney’s boobs heard Kate Upton came around. More »



Levi Johnston Is Doing ‘Playgirl.’ Again.

The Superficial | March 1, 2016 - 1:49 pm

Levi Johnston might pose for Playgirl. With actual penis this time. More »


Good News, Everybody, A Black Guy Actually Did Win Best Actor

The Superficial | March 1, 2016 - 12:36 pm

Looks like #OscarsNotSoWhite after all. (I’ll go kill myself now.) More »


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