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The Iggy Azalea ‘Vagina’ Video Is A House of Lies

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014
Here's the Iggy Azalea vagina video making the rounds where her crotch splits while performing at a Bar Mitzvah. So theoretically the people there probably saw her vagina ("Were they... children?" Quiet, Lena Dunham!), but unless your eyes possess the ability to magically increase the resolution of shit-ass video, … More »

Adrienne Bailon Tried To Save Karrueche Tran From Chris Brown

By: Photo Boy / November 4, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Chris Brown has been violently lashing out at women ever since he violently lashed out at Rihanna, almost killing her in the process. Yet here we are, five years later, somehow still shocked at his toddler-in-a-cereal-aisle meltdowns whenever someone asks his girlfriend "Are you sure … More »

Lena Dunham Cancels Book Tour Dates

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014
"Ohmygod, she reminds me of my sister!" -- Is Hell hot? Yesterday, the Internet exploded over whether or not passages in Lena Dunham's book about early sexual curiosity (that were more than likely exaggerated) could somehow make a seven-year-old girl a child molester which is goddamn ridiculous … More »

Emily Ratajkowski Will Sell You ‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’ Now

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014
While today will determine the political future of our country until the presidential campaign season starts tomorrow, none of that involves tits and guns in exosuits, so America has but zero fucks to give as it prepares to celebrate today's true holiday. So here's Emily Ratajkowski in the new … More »

Welp, The Democrats Just Lost

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014
While it's pretty much a given that today's midterm elections will favor the Republicans because old, white people have nothing but time on their hands to vote, Kim Kardashian tweeting her support for Obama isn't helping. You can just go ahead and call the whole thing right now. Not to mention, … More »

Maitland Ward Meets Stan Lee And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014
- Here's what Eva Mendes looks like after squeezing out a Baby Goose baby. [Lainey Gossip] - Taylor Swift pulled all of her songs off Spotify. [Dlisted] - The Ever-Elusive Downblouse [theCHIVE] - Will Smith basically stalks his wife. [Fishwrapper] - Kate Upton will start your Election … More »

‘Chicks Dig Gay Guys’ Has A Trailer

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014
If you ask for a favor, like a good friend I'll 100% have your back as long as it involves embedding a YouTube video to my boob blog and not lifting anything, driving anywhere, or listening to conversations that aren't about me and even that's debatable. So with that in mind, here's the trailer for … More »

TLC Will Pay Kids In Full For ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Episodes, Not Mama June

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
"Who wants sketti, y'all?" Exactly everything coming out of the Mama June Shannon dating the man who molested her daughter situation has been God-fucking-awful, so it's refreshing to finally see some good news even if it doesn't involve the words a Southern sheriff saying "Boy, fetch me mah elephant … More »

That’s Kate Upton’s Butt

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
And now back to Celebrity's Underwear, Can I See Them? Here's Kate Upton's skirt flying up while she poses in front of a wind machine in Miami. Which, yes, is pretty anti-climactic after seeing her naked - *wipes SEO off chin* - but at the same time, the post … More »

Lena Dunham Didn’t Molest Her Sister, STFU

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
I don't care for Lena Dunham. I don't like Girls. I don't think she's some bold, fresh feminist voice as much as a bourgeois Bohemian high on her own farts. And if I'm being a frank, asshole purveyor of an Internet boob site, her constantly naked box-body offends me. More »

Rihanna Will Make You Want To Bang Raphael Now

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
The right wing media is waging a horseshit campaign to paint Lena Dunham as a child molester, but before we get to that, let's look at Rihanna's tits painted like a Ninja Turtle because I'm almost positive this is the story on everyone's mind that will define us a … More »

It’s Heidi Klum’s Halloween Costume

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
Every Halloween Heidi Klum wears an overly elaborate costume as she's done each year (except for last when she merely revealed her true form) since Hitler summoned her from the demonic realm to vanquish his enemies and festoon the Fatherland with topless tittery. So here she is … More »

Everybody Hates Chris Rock’s SNL Monologue (Ha! Get It? Like The Show)

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
Chris Rock hosted Saturday Night Live over the weekend and during his monologue, he told some jokes about 9/11 and the Boston Marathon Bombing which is almost completely unheard of for a comedian. My socks flew right off my feet, I was so shocked. And … More »

Kelly Brook’s Breasts Are The Devil And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
- Benedict Cumberbatch describes how Sherlock would fuck. Bring a change of underwear. [Lainey Gossip] - Olivier Martinez's punches ruined Gabriel Aubry's modeling career. -- I believe it. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - For the love of God, Tara Reid, please stop taking … More »

Lena Dunham’s Topless, Too, Goddammit

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
Christian conservatives like to flail their arms around and say America is becoming Nazi Germany because people sometimes disagree them and don't go, "Why, yes, we should become a theocracy based on a 2,000 year old book that says you can stone women and gays to death. How do we make that happen?" … More »

Amanda Bynes Is Accusing Her Dad of Being A ‘Sexual Predator’ Again

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
And here we go again. I'd like to personally dedicate this shitstorm that took less than 24 hours to form to the judge who released Amanda Bynes even after her doctors said she was "severely ill." Well played, your honor. This couldn't be going better. Via Twitter: … More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Being Sued For $60 Million

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
So remember when Lindsay Lohan and her brother stole that dude's app? He actually thinks he's getting $60 million out of them. C'mon, she's not sucking that many dicks. -- Is she? Page Six reports: Actress Lindsay Lohan’s younger brother, once the scandal-scarred clan’s white sheep, is facing a … More »

Jessica Biel’s Probably Pregnant

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
The biggest rumor going around right now is that Jessica Biel is probably pregnant which was only fueled more by the editor of InStyle publicly congratulating her on her "impending motherhood," and Justin Timberlake showing up to the amfAR Gala without her. On … More »

Amanda Bynes Is On The Loose Again

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
Things were looking good for Amanda Bynes this week. Doctors were looking to place her on an extended 30-day hold, her parents got another conservatorship and this time with a much better understanding of what happens if they let this one expire. Except without warning she was … More »

Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
- Twas not Gwyneth who bowed to Justin Timberlake, but the other way around... [Lainey Gossip] - You're getting another Pee-wee Herman movie. [Dlisted] - Things That Bounce Thursday: Experience it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE] - Alessandra Ambrosio is naked. [tooFAB] - #GamerGate is … More »

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