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Good Morning, Emily Ratajkowski In Lingerie, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 3, 2015

Ryan Gosling makes ovaries explode, Kid Rock is a great dad, Taylor Swift wants to taste the mucus plug, and Alec Baldwin rapping. Your morning links. More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.2.15

By: Photo Boy / March 2, 2015

The Beef’s clip-on rat tail watch Day 4, Maitland Ward’s sexual assault cosplay, and Emily Ratajkowski’s (almost) naked boobs. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Justin Bieber Is Banging This. Again.

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2015

Justin Bieber is banging a beautiful Latina model again. Your God is dead. More »


Good God, Hilary Duff’s ‘Cosmo’ Cover

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2015

Hilary Duff’s cleavage posed for the cover of ‘Cosmo.’ Hold my calls. More »


Fox News Admits Bill O’Reilly Lied

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2015

In a surprise move, Fox News actually admits Bill O’Reilly lied about witnessing Irish terrorists murder civilians in Belfast. But he did see a picture of it! More »


Kelly Osbourne Quit ‘Fashion Police’

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2015

Kelly Osbourne quit ‘Fashion Police’ over whatever that Zendaya business was. I’m just going to steer the whole post towards butt photos anyway. More »


Cindy Crawford: Unretouched Photo Was Retouched To Look Unretouched

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2015

Cindy Crawford’s photographer claims the “unretouched” photo from her 2013 Marie Claire photo shoot was retouched to make her look awful. More »


Dakota Johnson’s ‘SNL’ ISIS Sketch: Just Calm The Hell Down

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2015

Dakota Johnson starred in an ‘SNL’ parody commercial about ISIS. The Internet didn’t like it. More »


Good Morning, Kaylee J Lavigne & Saab Marty, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2015

Jennifer Lawrence and David O. Russell’s screaming match, Amanda Peet slams anti-vaxxers, so does Jimmy Kimmel, Kelly Brook’s awesome breasts and Demi Lovato’s bikini selfie. Your morning links. More »


The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 5.5

By: The Superficial / February 28, 2015

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our best-of compilation of all the horrible shit you people say in the comments. More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.27.15

By: Photo Boy / February 27, 2015

Shia’s rat tail and eyebrow piercing, Berfney spotting a Chuck E. Cheese, and Maitland’s nude, greasy boobs near a thing. I’ts The Crap We Missed. More »


We Lost Leonard Nimoy (1931 – 2015)

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2015

Leonard Nimoy passed away. He was 83. More »


John Stamos & Dave Coulier Were The Original Leo & Jonah

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2015

Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey were the original Pussy Posse. Not counting Frank Sinatra and every other Hollywood actor before them. More »


Bill Cosby Really Needs To Stop Saying He’s Not Finished Yet

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2015

Bill Cosby said he’s “far from finished” because those are words you really want to hear an alleged rapist use over and over again. More »


Scarlett Johansson: John Travolta Isn’t ‘Creepy’ Or ‘Strange’

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2015

Scarlett Johansson defends John Travolta’s behavior at the Oscars which apparently wasn’t “strange” or “creepy.” Sure. More »


Chelsea Handler’s Topless Breasts Are Taking Hostages Now

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2015

Chelsea Handler’s topless breasts: Where will they strike next? Is anyone safe?! More »


Good Morning, Ruby Palm & Toochi Kash, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2015

Hugh Jackman wants to play Wolverine forever, Shailene Woodley hates sex scenes with no nudity, Ice-T has some thoughts on Fifty Shades, and Pimp My Ride was a lie. Your morning links. More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.26.15

By: Photo Boy / February 26, 2015

Kim K’s full diapey, Kanye vs. A UK motorist who failed all of humanity, and the GAYTM. Deposit/withdrawl jokes in 3..2..1.. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Jon Stewart DGAF And It’s Awesome

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2015

Jon Stewart went to fucking town on America’s right wing, and its distorted view of reality that’s made our country a shitbox of dumb. More »


Charli XCX Won The BRIT Awards

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2015

Charli XCX’s sideboob. Don’t make me type more than that. More »


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