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Camille Cosby Just Went Full Dottie Sandusky

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014
When it became clear that Rolling Stone catastrophically fucked up its reporting of a UVA fraternity gang rape, the immediate concern was that this would make it even harder for rape survivors to come forward especially those on college campuses where accusations are being horribly mismanaged if not covered up altogether. More »

What The Hell Is A Charli XCX?

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014
I have no idea who or what a Charli XCX is, but everybody apparently lost their shit yesterday over her outfits for the Billboard Women In Music Luncheon and Jingle Ball So here are those for you to potentially misplace your own shit over and then maybe have a little treasure… More »

Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014
- And welcome to the Prince George Christmas photos that just made your girlfriend ovulate. [Lainey Gossip] - Thor just talked shit on Miley Cyrus. [Fishwrapper] - Lindsay Lohan says she'll never move back to LA. The streets are safe again! [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problem… More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.15.14

By: Photo Boy / December 15, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed featuring Justin Bieber and Chris Brown having a good chuckle during a pretend physical assault, because FUCK YOU EVERYBODY WE'RE RICH!! We've also got The Hoff as Vincent Price as Captain Hook, and Cesar Millan's dog saying it all with his eyes. And… More »

Samuel L. Jackson: ‘F*ck Your Ice Buckets, Sing To Stop Racist Police’

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
While Bill Cosby used the race card to shame the "black media" into not reporting his 8,000 rape allegations, here's Samuel L. Jackson fighting actual racism by challenging celebrities who "dumped ice water on their heads" into singing on video to call out "the violence of the racist police." Via PEOPLE:… More »

Kim Kardashian Wants A Flat Ass Now

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
When she's not cropping her daughter out of Instagram photos (little attention-stealing bitch), Kim Kardashian is apparently sitting around staring at Khloe's ass and wondering why would anyone would ever want a butt that big because even Kim Kardashian is forgetting why the hell Kim Kardashian is famous. Via Fishwrapper: "Khloe'… More »

What? It’s Justin Bieber Wrestling With His Bros, Bros Wrestle

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
I only expect the black media to be neutral about this? I'm just gonna walk away now. THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • Twitter Photos: AKM-GSI… More »

Bill Cosby Just Played The Race Card

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
Most people might not be aware of this, but Bill Cosby specifically made it a point not to address race relations while making The Cosby Show because mass audiences couldn't "take it if we began to lay it out and tell the truth," and so he left out all of that… More »

Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
"Y'all wanna watch us do it Jon Gosselin-syle?" When we last left Mama June -- you know what? This shit's fucked up by itself. I'm not dredging that all up again. Roll the TMZ quote: Mama June may have bugs in her feet, but she's still sexy enough to pull a $1 millio… More »

A Child Has Shed Its Hayden Panettiere Cocoon

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
Fun Fact: This pic is from August. Four months ago August. She's dead. She died. In defiance of the laws of physics, Hayden Panettiere gave birth to a baby girl, Kaya Evdokia, last Tuesday, according to PEOPLE, who spoke very little about Hayden's current state because housewives don't want to read… More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
- Brad Pitt's hit by the Sony email leaks now. [Lainey Gossip] - Tori Spelling is a goddamn crazy person. In case that wasn't clear. [Fishwrapper] - George Clooney doesn't take bad reviews well. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - Remember whe… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.32

By: The Superficial / December 13, 2014
Welcome to another sporadic installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our (bi/tri/BBW-)weekly roundup of all the horrible shit you people say in the comments. You'll notice there's a few comments from last week's post, so just to jog your memory Shia LaBeouf tried to say he was raped… More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.12.14

By: Photo Boy / December 12, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed which is kind of like a schadenfreude greatest hits today with repeat favorites like Russell Brand talking to his dick, Hot Donna's ass in yoga pants, and Madonna's gross, partially naked old lady parts. Think of clicking through this gallery like being at your… More »

Judd Apatow: ‘Sony Email Leaks Are Same As Jennifer Lawrence Nude Photos’

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
"Say something stupid for me, Judd. Say something stupid real good." Eventually some Hollywood asshole was going to put his/her foot in her mouth and compare the Sony email leaks with The Fappening because we're dealing with a subset of people who aren't accustomed to not having their asses kissed or… More »

Here’s Kim Kardashian’s Naked Butt Painted By A Man’s Penis

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
Kim Kardashian's naked butt on the cover of Paper Magazine will forever be an iconic image of our generation (and the harbinger of its destruction), so why wouldn't it be immortalized in art? Which brings us to Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen who painted Kim's now infamous cover using… More »

So Remember When Ariana Grande’s Rep Denied She’s Carried Like A Baby?

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
A story broke out this week that one of Ariana Grande's numerous diva demands is to be carried like a baby whenever her feet get too tired. Her rep denied the story and called it "fake" except Jezebel found a photo of Ariana Grande literally being carried… More »

Scott Stapp Threatened To Assassinate Obama

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
Scott Stapp believes terrorists are hiding around every corner and taking prayer out of public schools has ruined America, so it's already been established he's crazy. All the evidence is there. And now comes words that he'd taken his batshit to the next logical step: Wanting to shoot things. Namely… More »

Good Morning, Nina Agdal, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
- Welcome to the happiest fucking day in Jennifer Aniston's life. [Lainey Gossip] - Rumer Willis and Hilaria Baldwin apparently hang out. [Fishwrapper] - Lea Michele's eyebrows will destroy us all. [Dlisted] - Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE] - No shameless PR… More »

And Now The Time We All Saw Ben Affleck’s Dick

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Because the Internet is a strange and powerful tool that ebbs and flows as it pleases, naked GIFs of Ben Affleck's naked penis in Gone Girl are now available for people to click and go, "Hey, that's Batman's dick." Although, I almost positive Jon Hamm was his cock-double because… More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.11.14

By: Photo Boy / December 11, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed which is extremely light and almost entirely women except for Spike Lee and Jeremy Piven, who only appears collaterally thanks to Kate Beckinsale's ass. And she's not even fully turned around, giving only a partial reveal of said ass, but a full reveal of… More »

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