Nevermind Everybody, Amanda Bynes Is Fine

May 1st, 2013 // 54 Comments
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It seems we may have turned a corner with this whole Amanda Bynes is a paranoid, batshit stoner who puts doll clothes on her cat Drake and accuses him of being a government spy narrative. Seen above is what I would submit to any psychiatric review board as evidence not only of a clear-minded understanding of healthy body weight, but also how the male brain works in relation to sex with the mentally ill.

AMANDA: Excuse me sir, can you turn off the microphone in that coaster? They’re tracking us right now.
GUY IN BAR: Uh, get away from me you crazy asshole.
AMANDA: takes off shirt
GUY IN BAR: You wanna get out of here?

Previously On 'Oh That's Right, There's Hot Under All That Crazy.'
Amanda Bynes Cleavage MTV Music Awards
Amanda Bynes Cleavage MTV Music Awards
Amanda Bynes Cleavage MTV Music Awards
Amanda Bynes Cleavage MTV Music Awards
Amanda Bynes Cleavage MTV Music Awards
Amanda Bynes Cleavage MTV Music Awards
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Attention Michael Bay: Stop Everything And Do This Instead

May 1st, 2013 // 16 Comments
WATCH: ADHD's Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles

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The Michael Bay produced live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles went from being scrapped to casting Megan Fox as April O’Neil, but none of that matters now because this video just slapped an “astoundingly thick” turtle penis on everyone’s face. They’re also not aliens anymore and Michael Bay never said any of that except for the time he said exactly that on video. Moviefone via Bleeding Cool reports:

There was that quote saying that we’re making [the Ninja Turtles as] aliens. We’re not. It’s the ooze! It’s from the original source material. These are from the original writers, and I never went out to correct myself in the press. I do listen to the fans and I do want this to be authentic. I think they’re going to be really happy with this movie. When I see the digital stuff, the turtles look great.

I really don’t care about who said what about source material blah, blah. This is now and the Internet has gifted us with the possibility of a low angle 360 Michelangelo self-fellatio shot. Don’t fuck this up!

I Added These For Empirical Research. (That's The Only Science Term I Remember)
Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
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Claire Sinclair Got Her Own Show And Other News

May 1st, 2013 // 20 Comments
Claire Sinclair Cleavage Pin Up Premiere
Claire Sinclair Cleavage Pin Up Premiere
Claire Sinclair Cleavage Pin Up Premiere
Claire Sinclair Cleavage Pin Up Premiere
Claire Sinclair Cleavage Pin Up Premiere
Claire Sinclair Cleavage Pin Up Premiere
Claire Sinclair Cleavage Pin Up Premiere
Claire Sinclair Cleavage Pin Up Premiere
Claire Sinclair Cleavage Pin Up Premiere
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- Brad Pitt basically confirmed World War Z is going to be awful. [Lainey Gossip]

- Michael Fassbender will star in the new Macbeth movie. I assume his penis plays everyone else. And most of the audience. [Dlisted]

- When Models Fail: It’s hilarious and boobs! [theCHIVE]

- Apparently Disney employs personal trainers who have time machines. [tooFab]

- 13 Pieces Of Life Advice From Joe Biden [BuzzFeed]

- Helena Christensen is modeling bikinis again. [Popoholic]

- Courtney Stodden is still doing whatever it is that she does. [IDLYITW]

- Valerie Van Der Graaf is your Dutch Kate Upton. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Irina Shayk got cheated on with this, but in fairness, Irina could have been hiding in her butt the whole time. [Celebslam]

- Anne V got naked for GQ Mexico. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian left her family vacation in Greece to make Kanye pose for the paparazzi in Paris. [Amy Grindhouse]

- There will be a Magic Mike 2, but for now, enjoy this GIF Party of the original masterwork. slowly closes door, turns of lights [FilmDrunk]

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Vida Guerra in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 4.30.13

April 30th, 2013 // 27 Comments
Vida Guerra Bikini
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Alright guys, it’s the end of day two of a week for me with my boss out of the office. Although, I’m confident his spirit can be felt. No wait, that’s just my jock itch acting up again. The point here is Fish took all of my salves and cremes with him oh Jesus it burns soo bad your normal crap post got hijacked by latina ass again only this one’s not drunk and five times the size. *sits back, waits for comments on how she’s gross because your wives/gf’s know your comment handle*

Honestly, these bitches all just want attention so bad, it’s pathetic. I’m in your heads,

- Photo Boy

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Vida Guerra Bikini
Vida Guerra Bikini
Vida Guerra Bikini
Vida Guerra Bikini
Vida Guerra Bikini
Vida Guerra Bikini
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Britney Spears Continues To Look Decent, Coherent

April 30th, 2013 // 15 Comments
Britney Spears Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Gym
Britney Spears Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Gym
Britney Spears Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Gym
Britney Spears Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Gym
Britney Spears Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Gym
Britney Spears Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Gym
Britney Spears Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Gym
Britney Spears Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Gym
Britney Spears Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Gym
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It’s been five days since we last saw Britney Spears looking like an attractive, correct bra size-wearing adult, which means clearly we’re a shortage of Cookie Crisp away from a cereal aisle meltdown. She’s even at the gym, so either they’re gearing up for another embarrassingly awful tour or they figured out how to make dumbbells out of McNuggets. “Hey, as long as her membership’s current, she can spread mayo on all the goddamn yoga mats. I don’t get paid enough to deal with this shit.” – Asst. Manager, Planet Fitness

Almost Time For Berkini Season, Y'all!
Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
Britney Spears Bikini Smoking Cigarettes
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Jason Collins Came Out Then Twitter Sharted Dumb On Itself

April 30th, 2013 // 118 Comments
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Washington Wizards center Jason Collins came out yesterday, making him the first professional athlete to do so while actively playing. While the public response was largely positive, ranging all the way from celebrities to President Obama and former President Bill Clinton, it took no time for homophobic hate and the false equivalency of the plight of being publicly Christian to start spreading. Most notable is the tweet below, that’s been widely circulated, which attempts to shame the media for highlighting something that’s never been done versus something that’s done virtually every time someone scores a point.

The Morons’ Take On Gay Rights After The Jump

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Jason Collins Gay Came Out Twitter Reactions Game Photos
Jason Collins Gay Came Out Twitter Reactions Game Photos
Jason Collins Gay Came Out Twitter Reactions Game Photos
Jason Collins Gay Came Out Twitter Reactions Game Photos
Jason Collins Gay Came Out Twitter Reactions Game Photos
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