Holly Madison Wanted To Kill Herself While Living In Playboy Mansion

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015
Holly Madison reportedly contemplated suicide while living in the Playboy Mansion which is strange because old men's penises always sounds like such a dream. More »

Leonardo DiCaprio Partied With Justin Bieber

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015
Leonardo DiCaprio let Justin Bieber hang out with him, so George Zimmerman was right: The end is near and God's judgement is upon us. REPENT. More »

George Zimmerman: Killing Trayvon Martin Was ‘God’s Plan’

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015
George Zimmerman said killing Trayvon Martin was 'God's plan' and to question that is 'blasphemy.' Yeah... More »

Angelina Jolie Removed Her Ovaries

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015
After another cancer scare, Angelina Jolie removed her ovaries and fallopian tubes and then wrote an op-ed about it in the New York Times because as go her lady parts, so goes the world. More »

Good Morning, Nikki Nixx Topless, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015
JLo brought her boyfriend to an age-appropriate movie for once, Amber Portwood's life is more together than Farrah Abraham's, Jennifer Lawrence won't have sex with Bradley Cooper, and Elizabeth Hurley's butt double. Your morning links. More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.23.15

By: Photo Boy / March 23, 2015
Shia LaBeouf eating not Jonah Hill's lunch, Lindsay's all-in-one pimp 'n' ho outfit, and Brett Ratner's dating Mariah Carey? It's The Crap We Missed. More »

Is This Jared Leto’s Joker Voice?

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015
Jared Leto may have debuted his 'Joker voice' at a 30 Second For Mars concert. Or been really high on drugs. Either one. More »

Flying Space Jesus Has A New Trailer

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015
'Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation' has a trailer which is not about Sarah Palin. Goddammit. More »

Now Joe Simpson Is Wasted

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015
It's Papa Joe's turn to make an ass out of himself. Let's see how he does. More »

Chris Brown Is Off Probation: A Special Message To Rihanna

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015
Now that Chris Brown's probation is officially over, it's time for Rihanna to flee the fucking country and change her name if she values her life. More »

So Rob Kardashian Is Going To Die

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015
Rob Kardashian compares Kim to 'that bitch from Gone Girl' on Instagram which proves she's seen Ben Affleck's penis. I knew it! More »

Anais Zanotti, Ana Braga, & Tahiti Cora Will Wake You Up And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015
Hey, girl, Ryan Gosling loves your sweats, Snoop Dogg's making an HBO show about Reagan, Kanye West won't get banned from Glastonbury, Emily Ratajkowski is still hot as hell, and Kate Upton is boring. Your morning links. More »

John Stamos Has So Much Sex Lesbians Ask Him For Advice

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015
John Stamos has sex with so many women that even lesbians want to know how he does it because this whole having dogs thing isn't working for shit. More »

Patrick Schwarzenegger Partied With His Ex At Spring Break, Too

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015
Patrick Schwarzenegger was also partying with his ex during Spring Break who is not Miley Cyrus, so someone's getting shot by a flintlock to the sound of banjo music. More »

Charlie Sheen Is A Birther, Of Course

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015
Charlie Sheen attacks Obama for filling out his NCAA bracket because cocaine affects the mind. More »

Icing Was The Case That They Gave Screech

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015
The same night he 'accidentally' stabbed a guy in a bar, Dustin Diamond allegedly threatened to stab anyone who refused to chug a Smirnoff Ice because life after being a child star is just tops. Absolutely tops. More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / March 20, 2015
Bradley Cooper's single, The Duggars teach their kids how to make out, Mr. T's reality show, and the library masturbator has a sex toy line already. Of course. Your morning links. More »

And Now A Sh*t-Faced Jessica Simpson Talking About Her Kids

By: Photo Boy / March 19, 2015
"Her dad is her boyfriend!" - Actual quote, you're going to want to get in here. More »

Suppressive Person? What? Scientology Loves Katie Holmes LOL

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2015
Scientology doesn't know where Katie Holmes is getting this suppressive person talk from. They love his ex-wives! Even Mimi Rogers who everyone forgets about. More »

Miley Cyrus Wants NY Taxpayers To Fund Her Charity

By: Photo Boy / March 19, 2015
Miley Cyrus got high, decided to save the homeless, then her lawyers went "AHAHA! That's good. Good one, we'll handle it from here."… More »

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