John Mayer Wrote A Song About Taylor Swift

June 19th, 2013 // 26 Comments
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John Mayer threw a hissy fit when Taylor Swift wrote “Dear John’ about him because writing songs about your ex is bush league. Except at some point when he should’ve been spending every waking minute suffocating between Katy Perry‘s breasts, he decided to get Taylor back by writing his own song about her, according to women who understand song lyrics. Which makes perfect sense because it’s not like John Mayer’s ever said the following words about exactly what he’s doing:

“I will say as a songwriter that I think it’s kind of cheap songwriting,” he says. “I know she’s the biggest thing in the world, and I’m not trying to sink anybody’s ship, but I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullshit.”

See? Completely different situation. Now that that’s cleared up, wait till Taylor Swift gets a load of this!

‘Paper Doll’ Video After The Jump

Clarissa Needs To Explain That Ass

June 19th, 2013 // 12 Comments

You know in Star Trek whenever the Enterprise gets attacked and there’s always that stock footage of crew members jumping around while sparks fly out of the fake computers? That’s almost exactly what it’s like here whenever something like the Kelly Brook topless pics hits. William Shatner even shows up. So in that confusion, I completely missed these surprisingly awesome Melissa Joan Hart pics even though Photo Boy put one in The Crap We Missed because women with 10 kids (rough estimate) shouldn’t look this good. Then again, I could just be nostalgic for my freshman year wallpaper: More »

‘She’s More Chris Brown Than Rihanna Now, Punchy And Evil…’

June 19th, 2013 // 12 Comments
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WATCH: Rihanna Attacks Fan With A Microphone

Here’s Rihanna performing in Birmingham yesterday where apparently her fans were getting a bit too grabby, so she beat them with a microphone. And if you’re thinking, well, she probably did it to get free, nope. She was already walking away before listening to Angel Chris Brown while Devil Chris bit her ear because nobody ever listens to him. It’ll take five minutes to drive back here and run over them with a Lambo. Five minutes.

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Julianne Hough’s Butt Looks Awesome After Breaking Up With Ryan Seacrest And Other News

June 19th, 2013 // 5 Comments

- Courtney Stodden got a boob job and filmed the whole thing? What are the odds? [WWTDD]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t satisfied with her baby daddy only being her baby daddy in real life. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mariah Carey defines elegance and taste. [Dlisted]

- The Dark, Twisted, Sexy World of LeeAnna Vamp [theCHIVE]

- Puberty was very kind to Henry Cavill. [tooFab]

- The Drake/Chris Brown feud sounds like it should end well. [Fishwrapper]

- Spotify, iTunes, And Wikipedia List “God” As An Official Collaborator On “Yeezus” [BuzzFeed]

- Never mind, Katy Perry‘s breasts are in the new Vogue. And as a milkmaid. [Popoholic]

- Russell Brand divorced Katy Perry by text. [IDLYITW]

- The Lucy Pinder Ultimate Photo Collection [Hollywood Tuna]

- Paris Hilton heard smoking up behind the wheel did wonders for Amanda Bynes‘ career. [Celebslam]

- Jesus Christ, how many swimsuit photos did Miley Cyrus take? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Brooke Mueller is basically Lindsay Lohan now. [Amy Grindhouse]

- There’s going to be a The Amazing Spider-Man 3 and 4 already. [FilmDrunk]

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.18.13

June 18th, 2013 // 365 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is above a gallery of topless Kelly Brook pics that I’m in no way attempting to shamelessly redirect you to. Please, do not go back to these topless Kelly Brook pics, or you won’t see Adrian Grenier and some awful off-camera parents, Taylor Lautner practicing the “Wife Came Home Early Hollywood Hills Mansion Exit” he learned from Tom Cruise, and Jay-Z laughing at how Obama won’t even get this asshole’s ring back, but totally made him the king of Cuba.

H to the IZZO! (I Have no clue what that means, but I’ll assume it’s this.)

- Photo Boy

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Kim Kardashian’s Baby Was So Early She Didn’t Have A Name Ready Is The Latest Horseshit

June 18th, 2013 // 48 Comments
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Kim Kardashian‘s baby was born three days ago, yet the child’s name still hasn’t graced our ears because look at all this suspense. Except if you ask a Kardashian, it’s because it was a miracle delivery from the baby arriving early (It didn’t.), and Kim didn’t have a name picked out yet. People reports:

“She was admitted with medical complications and her doctor made the decision that her baby needed to be delivered. Kim had a natural birth,” the source says. “If Kim would have had very serious complications, her doctor would have decided to do an emergency c-section instead.”
As for the baby girl’s name, Kardashian, 32, has mentioned in the past that it will likely begin with a ‘K,’ but so far, she and West, 36, remain undecided, although a second source tells PEOPLE that they are close to a final decision.

Oh, good. For a minute there I thought Kris Jenner was standing in front of a crystal ball trying to divine the most opportune news cycle to announce her granddaughter’s name, but this makes more sense. What new parents don’t love passing around their nameless first-born to friends and family? “Somebody hold this thing,” should always the be the first words a child hears. (We’re talking about making sure it does porn, right?)

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