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Jon Gosselin Wants Full Custody Of One of His Kids Now, Just One

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2015

Jon Gosselin wants full custody of his daughter Hannah. The other seven? Pfft. Fuck ‘em. More »


So Who Wants To See Taylor Swift Fly Headfirst Into A Wall?

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2015

Taylor Swift apparently does her own stunts. More »


Lindsay Lohan Is Basically Telling Everyone She’s A Flight Risk

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2015

Lindsay Lohan is telling friends and family she’ll flee to Monaco if she doesn’t finish her community service on time. More »


Bill O’Reilly Allegedly Abused His Wife In Front Of His Daughter

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2015

Bill O’Reilly allegedly dragged his ex-wife down the stairs by her throat in front of their daughter which I want to joke seems out of character, but who am I kidding? More »


Good Morning, Charlie Riina Topless, And Other News

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2015

Jennifer Lopez basically wears the same dress everywhere. [Lainey Gossip]

Sandra Bullock really wants to touch herself. [Fishwrapper]

Brenda Song lied about being pregnant with Trace Cyrus‘ baby. [Dlisted]

Monday Evening Sideboob, Anyone? [theCHIVE]

Your morning links. More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.18.15

By: Photo Boy / May 18, 2015

The rest of the Billboard Music Awards, Woody Allen‘s disembodied head saying it all, and Liev Schreiber doing this while Naomi Watts is in Cannes. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Natalie Portman’s Underwear Is A False Idol

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2015

You could totally see Natalie Portman’s underwear at Cannes. Like where her butt goes. More »


Chrissy Teigen’s Breasts Hosted The Billboard Music Awards

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Chrissy Teigen’s breasts hosted the Billboard Music Awards which concludes our comprehensive-as-fuck coverage if you count three posts as comprehensive, and I do. More »


Bertney’s Fancy Night Out

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Bertney‘s a robot. She’s a fancy pretty robot. More »


Taylor Swift Is Going To Kill Katy Perry With Karate And Shit

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Taylor Swift‘s ‘Bad Blood‘ video is an all-star fuck you to Katy Perry‘s face. More »


Louis C.K. Joked About Racism, Child Molesters And Now Everyone’s Mad

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Louis CK hosted Saturday Night Live and made everyone mad by joking about racism and child molesters because the Internet. More »


Good Morning, Christina Milian Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Reminder: Emma Stone is single, looks like this. [Lainey Gossip]

An “adorable” clip from Courtney Stodden‘s sex tape, anyone? [Fishwrapper]

Cate Blanchett didn’t have sex with vaginas now. [Dlisted]

Hop On The Mesh Express [theCHIVE]

Your morning links. More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.15.15

By: Photo Boy / May 15, 2015

Karrueche Tran eats Chris Brown’s birthday cake, Michael Rapaport‘s face continues dying, Coco fights herself, and Keleigh Sperry‘s butt. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Hilary Duff’s Butt Made A Music Video About Her Tinder Dates

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2015

Hilary Duff made a music video about going on dates with men who aren’t me, and no, I did not look into a mirror and growl, “Vengeance is MINE.” You imagined that. More »


And Now Miranda Kerr’s Breasts

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2015

Miranda Kerr’s breasts aren’t gross topics like how many women Bill Cosby has raped or Alan Thicke‘s son’s voice giving him a boner during sex. You’re welcome. More »


Bill Cosby: Who Cares About Rape? Listen To Me Talk About Education

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2015

Bill Cosby answers questions about his rape accusations in a language that only Bill Cosby can understand. More »


Alan Thicke Listens To Robin Thicke Songs During Sex

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2015

Alan Thicke listens to Robin Thicke music during sex. That’s its own punchline. More »


Good Morning, Marissa Everhart Topless, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / May 15, 2015

Australia wants to kill Johnny Depp‘s dogs. [Lainey Gossip]

Blythe Danner thinks people are “intimidated” by GOOP. [Fishwrapper]

Patrick Dempsey probably banged interns on Grey’s Anatomy. [Dlisted]

Mirrors, and Cameras, and Girls, Oh My! [theCHIVE]

Your morning links. More »


The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Trailer Has Arrived

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2015

Courtney Stodden‘s sex tape has a trailer, and she’s naked in it, so I literally don’t have to post anything for the rest of the month. See you in June! More »


Kevin Gates – Thinker, Dreamer

By: Photo Boy / May 14, 2015

Kevin Gates once again ruminates on important, world-changing matters like fucking on dog pee and fucking outdoors. Enter his world… More »


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