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It’s Jennifer Lawrence! You Guys Still Like Jennifer Lawrence, Right?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
I know you're still mad at Jennifer Lawrence because she didn't pat you on the head and say, "Thanks for looking at my sensitive private vagina photos, you guys, that's so sweet," but it's time to bury the hatchet. More »

Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Winter Soldier gymnast sex, Kanye West doesn't smile because of castles, JWoww's doomed kid, Rihanna's been banging Leo for years, and Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini. Your morning links. More »

The Crap We Missed Returns Monday, Here’s Nina Agdal To Tide You Over

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
Nina Agdal poses in a bikini for Beach Bunny while I announce the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed that no one will read and still complain about because I mentioned Nina Agdal in a bikini, right? … More »

Tells Us About Your Balls, Tom Brady, Tells Us Everything About Them

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
While addressing Deflategate, Tom Brady explains the process of his balls and how he has no idea how his balls got deflated because he's very protective of his balls and only like his balls a certain way. More »

Jon Gosselin’s A DJ Now

By: Photo Boy / January 23, 2015
Jon Gosselin just made the thought "Maybe Kate Gosselin isn't a terrible cunt" flicker across my consciousness. He is now my sworn enemy. More »

Sansa Stark Is Your New Jean Grey

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
'Game of Thrones' star Sophie Turner has been cast as Jean Grey in 'X-Men: Apocalypse' along with Alexandra Shipp as Storm and Tye Sheridan as Cyclops. And now jokes about Bryan Singer's pool parties because low-hanging fruit is our specialty. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Virus’ Is Excuse To Get Out Of Jail, And There It Is

By: Photo Boy / January 23, 2015
In a shocking turn of events, Lindsay Lohan's mosquito virus bullshit turned out to be a lie to get out of completing her court-ordered community service. Will the judge give her an extension? Will she land back in jail? Will she blow someone, anyone to make this all go away or for cash or drugs? … More »

Melissa Benoist Is Your New Supergirl

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
Melissa Benoist has been cast as Supergirl for a new CBS show that, surprise, is going to be a crime procedural. A crime procedural about Supergirl. Yup. More »

Good Morning, Adult Entertainment Expo, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
Gwyneth Paltrow's new boyfriend, Brandi Glanville's accidental boob tweet, Kanye West apparently robbed an Office Max, and an Anastasia Ashley Ass Exclusive. Your morning links. More »

A Special Thanks

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015
Here's Cara Delevingne posing nude for John Hardy while I thank everyone for their hard work and feedback because I'm a soft bitch. More »

FIRE IN THE HOLE! This Post Is About ‘American Sniper’

By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015
Dean Cain is leading the charge against anyone speaking unfavorably about Chris Kyle, 'American Sniper,' the troops, and Ronald Reagan's farts. "THEY SMELLED LIKE JELLYBEANS, YOU PINKO COMMIES!!" … More »

Olivia Munn’s Breasts Dare Challenge Gwyneth Paltrow?!

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015
Olivia Munn presented her cleavage in the presence of Gwyneth Paltrow. Will her mockery stand, or will they dine on vegan scones together beneath the religion shelf? I'm not going to actually answer that, but it seemed like something cool to say. So how about these excerpts? … More »

Charlotte McKinney’s Naked In The New Carl’s Jr. Ad

By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015
You know how hot chicks are always fucking guys who eat a lot of Carl's Jr. burgers? Naked Charlotte McKinney is no exception. More »

Jay Leno On Bill Cosby: ‘Why Is It So Hard To Believe The Women?’

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015
In a surprising move for Jay Leno, he actually took a side in the controversial Bill Cosby debate and blasted people for not believing the women because apparently Jay Leno's awesome when he's not hosting 'The Tonight Show.' … More »

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Won The ‘Mortdecai’ Premiere

By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015
Gwyneth Paltrow knows a big opening weekend banks on partially exposed lady parts on the red carpet, or whatever distracts from Johnny Depp's 48 scarves, turquoise jewelry, and general odor. More »

Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015
Tatiana Maslany might be in Star Wars, Miley Cyrus is licking things for AIDS, Hilary Swank's naked and Paris Hilton's banging 18-year-olds. Your morning links. More »

Hold Me, Abigail Ratchford

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Abigail Ratchford's giant breasts are getting invited to movie premieres now. This truly is the land of opportunity (for women with sexually attractive bodies under the age of 30). More »

Lindsay Lohan Can’t Walk Because She Has A Virus, You Guys

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Shortly before New Year’s, Lindsay Lohan was trolling for attention by saying she caught some sort of rare tropical mosquito virus. Now, she can't walk and totally had to go to the hospital who kicked her ass right back out. More »

Demi Lovato Flashed Her Panties To Wilmer Valderrama

By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015
Demi Lovato flashed her panties in Wilmer Valderrama's car as they left Nick Jonas' CD release party, so imagine the worst night of your life, then multiply it by dick cancer. More »

Larry Wilmore Went Off On Bill Cosby

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Larry Wilmore dedicated an entire episode of 'The Nightly Show' to Bill Cosby and how it's fucking ridiculous for anyone not to believe his accusers. More »

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