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Micaela Schäfer Doing What Micaela Schäfer Does And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
- Jennifer Aniston's Oscar campaign wasn't as on point as her nipples. [Lainey Gossip] - If Lisa Rinna says Kylie Jenner got her lips done, Kylie Jenner got her lips done. [Fishwrapper] - Rosie Perez is quitting The View already. [Dlisted] - Christian mom thinks her kids' school bu… More »

I Completely Forgot About Abigail Ratchford And That Is A Crime

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Yesterday, we ended the day with what I'm still convinced were naked photos of a prepubescent boy, so for the complete opposite end of that spectrum, here's a bunch of sexy photos from Abigail Ratchford's Instagram which are my creative solution to the ill-timed bikini drought happening… More »

Miley Cyrus’ Brother Is Dating A Schwarzenegger, Too, Now

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015
"And now yer sissy can stay over Christmas night'n have squirrel cakes with us in the mornin'!" "Could have just shared whores with dad, but nooo! I'll be different, I thought, but he was right, he was right." Posted by Photo Boy In what has to be scientific evidence that insatiable horniness is a genetic… More »

Justin Bieber Crashed A Log Cabin Republicans Meeting

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Before a story involving Justin Bieber mentioned them by name, I had no idea what the hell a Log Cabin Republican was, which yes, is the most depressing thing I've ever admitted about myself. I'm willing to bet, however, that a few of you out there are… More »

Kurt Busch: ‘My Ex-Girlfriend’s An Assassin, So I Had To Hit Her’

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Back in November, NASCAR driver Kurt Busch's now ex-girlfriend Patricia Driscoll accused him of violently beating her after losing a race in Dover and secured a no-contact order from a judge. Via Deadpsin: He was verbally abusive to her and said he wished he had a gun so that he could… More »

I Already Named Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe And It’s A Wookiee Wallet

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Yesterday on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian named her camel toe Camille which is some horseshit because I already dubbed it the Wookiee Wallet back in 2010. And, look, I don't play this card often, or ever because most if not all women regardless of age are stronger than me, but… More »

And Now A Dancing, Soaking Wet Chris Hemsworth

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy We do a lot for the fellas around here, straight questionably sexual predatory fellas in particular, so every now and then we like to toss you ladies and gay gents a bone (pun completely intended). That said, I'll save my efforts at comedy, much like Jimmy… More »

Naya Rivera: ‘Showering Every Day Is A White People Thing’

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
In what will undoubtedly be one of the crowning and most influential discussions on race relations of our time, Naya Rivera went on The View yesterday and basically went, "White people be all like, 'I'mma shower every day.' But brothas be like, 'Shit, I'll just take one every three days.'" So… More »

Chris Brown Is Done With ‘N*gga Parties’

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015
"Damn, son. Just Googled these Chinese letters and this shit spells 'Fake Thug Dance Like Girl' over and over." Posted by Photo Boy Things aren't going great for Chris Brown. He can't play his beloved "nigga parties" anymore, because people keep getting shot at them, his girlfriend dumped him,… More »

Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
- Jennifer Lopez will pretend to bang the dude from her new movie now. [Lainey Gossip] - Renee Zellweger is squinting again! Hurray? [Fishwrapper] - Billy Bob Thornton really wants to have sex with Jennifer Aniston. [Dlisted] - "American Sniper" Chris Kyle was proven repeatedly full of shit, but… More »

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader's safe, here's Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why… More »

No, There Are Definitely Terrorists In There, Keep Checking

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
You're probably wondering why you're staring at Kim Kardashian's ass and not a bikini model shilling bottled water, and that's because there haven't been any yet this week. Which is terrifying because I'm almost positive that means one of them floated out to sea, and hopefully not one of… More »

Here’s How Bill Cosby And His Fans Responded To Protesters

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Two days before Tina Fey and Amy Poehler officially made Bill Cosby an award show punchline, roughly 30 female protesters stood up in the middle of his standup performance in Ontario and started chanting, "We believe the women! We believe the women!" before being ushered out by security. But before that… More »

Will Arnett Brought His New Girlfriend To A Golden Globes After Party

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Despite the fact that his ex-wife was the co-prominent host of the evening, Will Arnett brought his new girlfriend Arielle Vanderberg to a Golden Globes after party which I want to let slide because BoJack Horseman was fucking incredible, but Teenage Mutant Ninja… More »

Beyonce’s Not Pregnant Again. Again.

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Can't Beyonce just Instagram a family picture of an innocent beach day where she's covered in sand with a conspicuous mound over her stomach without everyone going crazy with the pregnancy rumors? It's exhausting for her to constantly have to shoot this shit down. Wait, she hasn't? And the… More »

Brian Williams Watched His Daughter Get Her Ass Eaten On ‘Girls’

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Allison Williams had her ass eaten on the season premiere of Girls Sunday night, so naturally this pinnacle of pop culture relevance and art crashing together in a woman's anus required an immediate retrospective from Vulture about how the scene was filmed and then watched by NBC Nightly New… More »

And Now Security Footage of Jamie Lynn Spears Wielding A Knife

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Earlier in the month, we learned that Jamie Lynn Spears broke up a drunken fight at a Louisiana pita shop by grabbing a knife and waving it around like a crazy person. And now TMZ has the security footage (above) showing her doing basically that except far… More »

‘Batman V Superman’ Is Still Just One Movie

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Henry Cavill recently shot down rumors that Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was getting split into two movies because that was all horseshit except for confirmation that Doomsday will be the final battle. I'll pause here so you can clean the pee… More »

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015
Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION! Posted by Photo Boy Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that… More »

Matthew McConaughey’s ‘Dazed And Confused’ Audition Tape And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
- Wait a minute, Gwyneth Paltrow was at the Golden Globes? [Lainey Gossip] - Kaley Cuoco was addicted to nasal spray and totally needed that nose job. [Fishwrapper] - No, Amy Adams doesn't have a surrogate pumping out twins. [Dlisted] - Margaret Cho's schtick at the Golden Globes wasn't… More »

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