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Johnny Depp’s Drunk Or Something

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2014
Now that one of your most prominent childhood memories has been accused of anal rape for the 14th (15th?) time, let's get back to celebrities embarrassing themselves in public. Here's Johnny Depp presenting at the Hollywood Film Awards where he was either drunk or pretending to be drunk because … More »

A New Bill Cosby Rape Accuser Came Forward

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2014
When we last left Bill Cosby, his Twitter team thought it'd be a great idea to ask the Internet to "meme him" which ended with predictable results, and things haven't got much better. His upcoming appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman was quietly … More »

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In A Bikini And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2014
- Fifty Shades of Grey has a new trailer. Where's the pube-pulling?! [Lainey Gossip] - It's the vagina cake from Snooki's baby shower. You read that right. [Fishwrapper] - Evan Rachel Wood is done being a lesbian already. [Dlisted] - If You Like Tattoos Get In Here [ … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.30

By: The Superficial / November 15, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and I'm not going to beat around the Photoshopped bush, half of these are about Kim Kardashian naked. Although, one of them does solve the contentious debate of FUPA or no FUPA that threatened to tear … More »

Science Beat Kim Kardashian’s Ass

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014
On Wednesday, Kim Kardashian's naked ass and vulva seemed to have consumed everything in its path. I hate to admit this, but I literally had no clue the Philae lander landed on a comet, that's how far my head was up her butt. Did you see how oily it … More »

Diem Brown Died (1981 – 2014)

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014
If you're at all familiar with the MTV Real Word/Road Rules: The Challenge, then you're probably familiar with Diem Brown who beat ovarian cancer after being diagnosed at age 23. It returned in 2012, and she bravely beat it again only to be diagnosed with colon cancer a few weeks later … More »

Kate Upton’s Breasts Shill Free-To-Play Games Now

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014
Last week's South Park episode amazingly shit all over freemium games as it should. Except here are Kate Upton's bouncing breasts telling me to play one which I'm probably going to do because the sole purpose of a penis is to bankrupt and ultimately kill whoever it's attached to. More »

Mama June: ‘TMZ Photoshopped Me Next To A Child Molester’

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014
Mama June has been working the talk show circuit to clear her name and make money after she basically forced TLC to cancel Here Comes Honey Boo Boo by leaving Sugar Bear for her ex-boyfriend convicted child molester Mark McDaniel who, by the way, also … More »

Michelle Lewin Has A Butt, Too, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014
- Mila Kunis does not have post-partum depression. Don't be assholes. [Lainey Gossip] - Why does Jennifer Aniston have one satin-wrapped tit out? [Dlisted] - Congratulations, Kylie Jenner, you look like the oldest Kardashian now. [Fishwrapper] - Kim Kardashian's ass is a Keurig now. [theCHIVE] - Taylor … More »

Amanda Bynes Was Never Homeless, Let’s Stop Believing Her Shit

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014
After being photographed sleeping inside a mall, it's just been assumed that Amanda Bynes is homeless because her parents have a conservatorship over her finances. Plus Heidi Montag's huge cartoon tits offered her a place to stay, and it seemed like a good idea to believe them … More »

Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Take More Naked Pictures If You Kill Her, People

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014
Here's Jennifer Lawrence outside The Late Show with David Letterman where later that night, she'd walk over to sign some fan's autographs only to have them kick down a metal barrier, sending her fleeing to her car. And if you think I'm going to try and pin this on … More »

Katy Perry’s Boyfriend Wants To Crowdfund A Booty Onto Taylor Swift

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014
Despite promising myself an ass hiatus after yesterday's 2014 Buttella Festival, I still have precious SEO to milk into my mouth, so here's Katy Perry's boyfriend publicly insulting the spot where Taylor Swift's butt should be: Get Taylor Swift A Booty https://t.co/RpkB8JExSV— BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, … More »

Mama June: ‘Pumpkin’s Father Is A Different Child Molester, Alright?’

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014
I'm going to be completely honest here. After yesterday's Kim Kardashian Naked FUPA Emporium, I actually miss these simple country folks, and their horrifying shit-pit of codependency filled with child molesters. It's practically quaint. But enough about why I have tears in my ears, here's Mama June explaining to Entertainment Tonight … More »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014
- Maybe Joaquin Phoenix could've handled being in the Marvel machine. [Lainey Gossip] - Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party was 80% models. Of course. [Dlisted] - Niecy Nash knows the secret to a happy marriage and it's blowjays. Constant blowjays. [Fishwrapper] - Why Would You Ever Get Out of Bed? … More »

Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Is Naked Now

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
Apparently her naked ass wasn't enough to #BreakTheInternet, so here's Kim Kardashian going full frontal for Paper where I'm guess they're hoping her FUPA will get the job done even though we already saw Kate Upton's and with a baseball player's semen on … More »

Kim Kardashian Is Showing Off Her Ass Before She Gets Pregnant Again

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
So remember the beginning of Raiders of The Lost Ark when Indiana Jones is running away from the giant boulder? Picture my day exactly like that except Indy just turns around and goes, "Aw, fuck it." TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian shot the instantly iconic ass photo because it's her last stand before … More »

Chelsea Handler’s Butt Is Naked Now

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
Despite claiming to quit Instagram not even two weeks ago after her naked breasts were pulled down three times (Not a milking joke.), Chelsea Handler is back already. Only this time with her naked butt which she thinks is somehow mocking Kim Kardashian's even though … More »

ESPN Ripped Off Daniel Tosh, Here’s His Response

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
Because there should be at least one post that isn't about Kim Kardashian's naked ass, here's Daniel Tosh calling out ESPN for ripping off his Web Redemption segment so blatantly they didn't even change the name. That's like robbing a bank then walking around dressed like the … More »

Khloe Kardashian Tried To Steal Kim’s Ass Thunder

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
Just hours before Kim Kardashian's naked butt was scheduled to be dragged across the Internet like a dog with worms tainting everything in its path (Case in point: There's another post about it coming up later today.), Khloe shared the above meme on Instagram because you know what the Internet hardly … More »

Kim Kardashian’s Butt Is Naked

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
So I'm going to talk sexually about Kim Kardashian's naked ass for a minute because I'm pretty sure it's not on the cover of Paper to spark a discussion on common core. In fact, legend has it, there are words written beneath her ass that say it's here to "break the … More »

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