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That’s Selena Gomez’s Camel Toe

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Apparently Selena Gomez gained all of her weight in the vagina. Neat. More »


Miley Cyrus Is Single Again

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger have called it quits leaving her free to bang Justin Bieber and create a time paradox that destroys us all. More »


The Olsen Twins Might Actually Do The New Full House Show

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen might appear in the Full House reunion show Fuller House, so clearly they’ve run out of money. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Is Now A Simple Commoner With A Commoner’s Divorce

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin signed divorce papers. They’re one of us now. More »


Good Morning, Katie Cassidy Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Johnny Depp is missing, Joe Jonas is a gay drug demon, Calvin Harris is allergic to Taylor Swift’s cat, hookers endorse Hillary Clinton, and Heather Locklear in a bikini. Your morning links. More »


David Hasselhoff’s New Music Video Demands Your Attention

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

David Hasselhoff’s new video will rekindle your love affair with the 80s or make no fucking sense because half of you were born after 1991. Get off my lawn! More »


Ariana Grande & Big Sean Broke Up

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

Ariana Grande and Big Sean broke up. For real this time. Maybe. More »


Ben Affleck Made PBS Cover Up That His Ancestors Owned Slaves

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

New Sony email leaks reveal Ben Affleck had PBS suppress information that his ancestors owned slaves, so that just blew up in Batman’s face. More »


Christina Aguilera Might Have Butt Implants

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

The Internet thinks Christina Aguilera got butt implants, and I’m not about to look a gift horse in the ass-mouth. More »


‘Fantastic Four’ Is Your New Shitty Comic Book Movie Trailer

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

‘Fantastic Four’ has a new trailer, and yeesh. More »


Kelly Brook’s Breasts At Coachella Is An Oasis Between Nerd Posts

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

Kelly Brook’s breasts at Coachella are all you need to know about Weekend 2. In fact, the location isn’t even important. I don’t know why I mentioned it. More »


Good Morning, Blake Lively’s Breasts, And Other News

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

Josh Hartnett regrets turning down Christopher Nolan, Bobby Brown says Bobbi Kristina is awake, Miley Cyrus’ is still putting stickers on her nipples, and Nicole Trunfio’s giant breasts in a bikini. Your morning links. More »


‘The LEGO Movie’ Nailed ‘Batman V Superman’ Before It Was Cool

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

DARKNESS! NO PARENTS! More »


The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 5.10

By: The Superficial / April 18, 2015

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our best-of compilation of all the horrible shit you people say in the comments. More »


Chris Brown’s Kid Is Too Cute To Have Chris Brown For A Dad

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2015

Chris Brown is posting pictures of his kid to Instagram. His poor, poor kid. Goddammit. More »


Selena Gomez Read What You Said About Her Bikini Photos

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2015

Selena Gomez responds to online criticism of her latest bikini photos. More »


Chicken Made Gwyneth Paltrow Quit The Food Stamp Challenge

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow claims she quit four days into her Food Bank Challenge because of chicken. Chicken made her do it. More »


The ‘Batman V Superman’ Trailer Leaked, And, Uh, Yeah…

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2015

The trailer for ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice’ has leaked online, and it does have some sort of Bat-guy and Super-person in it. I guess. More »


Good Morning, Emma Slater’s Legs, And Other News

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2015

Justin Timberlake’s mom is pimping his kid, Britt McHenry gets suspended from ESPN, badass mom livetweets her son’s abstinence only class, and Courtney Stodden topless. Your morning links. More »


This Is Selena Gomez In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2015

This post has photos of Selena Gomez in a bikini. If you’re expecting more than that information, you will be disappointed. More »


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