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Larry Wilmore Went Off On Bill Cosby

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Larry Wilmore dedicated an entire episode of 'The Nightly Show' to Bill Cosby and how it's fucking ridiculous for anyone not to believe his accusers. More »

Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Made A Book About Her Breasts

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Kim Kardashian posted the cover of her selfie book to Instagram, and surprise, it's a picture of her giant breasts. Also, some business about a fur bikini. More »

Justin Bieber Asked For His Comedy Central Roast

By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015
Justin Bieber wants a Comedy Central Roast as atonement for his boyish bad behavior, which he's putting behind him to become the asshole adult of his destiny. More »

Stop Shoving Your Gay Stuff Down Billy Crystal’s Throat

By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015
Billy Crystal's views on the representation of homosexuality in film and television are almost as sophisticated as his blackface Sammy Davis Jr. impression. He's basically your shit-faced uncle at Thanksgiving that everyone's too polite to ask to shut the hell up. More »

Good Morning, Kayla Lewis, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Kristen Stewart wants to do a Marvel movie, Photoshopped Wookiees, JLo's not a cougar, and Doutzen Kroes naked. The morning links. More »

Just As It Began With Amber Rose, So Shall It Continue

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Amber Rose in a bikini started the process, and so shall she continue it. Maybe this time without a top on. Who's to say? It might get freaky. More »

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Cheeks Are Here, Everything’s Gonna Be Alright

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Testing... Testing... Butt Cheeks... Butt Cheeks... Iggy Azalea Butt Cheeks... Testing... More »

Haha! You Have To Look At Paris Hilton All Morning

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Enjoy Paris Hilton's maybe-implants while we switch over to the new site which technically you're already looking at, but this post got lost, so just roll with it, alright? More »

Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Hethielly Beck poses for 138 Water (natch) in a bikini and your morning links. More »

Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
By the time you're reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose's b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours. More »

Bill Cosby’s Ego In A Nutshell

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
As I was reading the quote you're about to see next from Bill Cosby where he sniffs his farts so deeply it's a goddamn miracle reality didn't bend itself in half, I remembered Talking Funny an HBO special from a few years back where Louis CK, Jerry Seinfeld,… More »

January Jones Really Grasps Feminism

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
If it hasn't become evident over the past few months, bullshit like #GamerGate and the reactions to Bill Cosby's accusers, along with some nudging from The Fappening which quickly took on rapey undertones, I've become more and more sensitive to the plight of women. And I already… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Doing A Super Bowl Commercial

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
Lindsay Lohan once hit a baby while behind the wheel, so who better to be the face of car insurance than a prominent drug addict who's been arrested for DUI twice and one time with a hostage? Just don't ask her about full tort. She'll think you're talking about something else,… More »

Good Morning, Sophia Bush, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
- Tom Hardy just bailed on Suicide Squad and, wait, who's replacing him? [Lainey Gossip] - And now Shannon Doherty shitting on her 90210 castmates. [Fishwrapper] - Taylor Swift has been buying Lorde alcohol. OH NOES! [Dlisted] - Miley Cyrus is masturbating on Instagram now. [The Frisky]… More »

And Now Maitland Ward In Lingerie Making Out With Some Chick

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Alright, folks, here's a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We'll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don't worry it'll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you'll barely even notice. More »

Bill Cosby: ‘YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME’ (I Might’ve Paraphrased That)

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Despite facing protesters in Canada and having shows cancelled in Massachusetts, Bill Cosby is still performing in Denver and wants everyone to know that he's "far from finished," a phrase he should probably never, ever use again. E! News reports: "Dear Fans: I have thousands of loyal, patient and courageous fa… More »

Ian Somerhalder’s Engaged To Not Nina Dobrev

By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Despite what my body and athletic prowess would suggest, I am not a 13 year-old girl, so the only thing I know about Ian Somerhalder is that he's the guy who tried to bang Dawson in The Rules of Attraction and I used to put pics of… More »

Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston In The Same Place?! WE’RE GOING DOWN

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Because 10 years later lazy gossip writers can still milk this dead horse for all it's worth in.. dead horse milk (nailed it), here's both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at the Critics' Choice Awards last night effectively testing your minds' ability to process both of them in the same place… More »

Everybody Cross Your Fingers, Chris Brown Might Go Back To Jail

By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Just two Chris Brown posts ago, I suggested he violated his probation by being present at not one, but two incidents where people got shot. Turns out I'm a legal genius, because at a progress hearing yesterday his probation officer recommended that Chris go back to jail… More »

Good Morning, Miss Universe Pageant Swimsuit Runway, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
- That's Gwyneth Paltrow's camel toe. And it's not even gilded! [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian's complaining about the fat ass that made her famous again. [Fishwrapper] - The widow of Jennifer Aniston's dead ex is not thrilled with Lady Frippleton. [Dlisted] - There's something called a Blowjob Bib,… More »

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