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Bill Cosby’s ‘Fixer’ Comes Forward: A Pudding Pop of Rape Report

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
It's been 72 hours since I last wrote about Bill Cosby, so naturally five more accusers have come forward along with a former NBC employee who claims that he stood guard outside of Cosby's dressing room door The Cosby Show years while Dr. Huxtable brought in model after model, some allegedly … More »

The 2014 American Music Awards

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
Now that we've seen Nakedsaurus, Rise of The Sasquatch Nip Guardians, Cry For Me, Justintina, and BUTTFORCE 9000, here's the rest of The 2014 American Music Awards which you'll probably notice contains a disproportionate amount of Kate Beckinsale pics even though she's not … More »

AMAs: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea Touched Butts

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
ABC explicitly warned Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea not to touch butts while performing "Booty" for the AMAs because it's a family show. Which is funny because on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., another "family show" designed to promote Disney's Marvel universe, I … More »

AMAs: Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
I wasn't joking about gunning through these, so here's Selena Gomez at the AMAs where she wore a braless dress and cry-sang about Justin Bieber because 22-year-olds are dumb. Congratulations, you are now the foremost expert on all things Selena Gomez and may now demand the severed, … More »

AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
Full Disclosure: I've got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I'm literally just throwing AMAs pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I'll ever give the Kardashians because I posted Kylie, Kendall and … More »

AMAs: What The Hell Is A Bleona Qereti?

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
According to Wikipedia, Bleona Qereti is the "Madonna of Albania" and a reality TV person on Bravo's Euros of Hollywood. I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to do with that information, but let the record show that I tried to get to know a woman first before yelling, … More »

‘Burt Macklin Fights Dinosaurs’ Trailer For A Trailer And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
- Angelina Jolie slipped and let people see her smoking. TO THE DIVORCE-O-TRON! [Lainey Gossip] - LeAnn Rimes to step-sons: "Why don't you have a record deal at 11 like I did?!" [Fishwrapper] - Kirk Cameron will tell you how to talk to gay people now. [Dlisted] - Fingers … More »

Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts Twerking In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / November 23, 2014
Katy Perry got into some sort of fight with the paparazzi in Sydney on Friday and made fun of their tiny penises, but everybody seems to be friends now because here are bikini photos of her giant breasts that I'm posting now so they don't get buried … More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.21.14

By: Photo Boy / November 21, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed featuring the logical conclusion to the 138 Water shoots we post almost daily. And now I'm re-looking at that link and noticing that she's hasn't actually been penetrated by the bottle, so nevermind, we've still got miles to go here. As for today's TCWM, it's … More »

The Bill Cosby Shitstorm With Special Guests Glenn Beck & Donald Trump

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014
And now for today's onslaught of Bill Cosby news which brings two more accusers on top of yesterday's Therese Serignese and Lou Ferrigno's wife Carla for a grand total of four woman in the past 24 hours and presumably more the second I hit "Publish." But before I begin, let's reiterate … More »

Kim Kardashian Is Already Prepared For Her Daughter To Pose Naked

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014
Constantly doing porn has made Kim Kardashian's lots of money along with unprecedented fame for her and her family who literally did nothing but be related to a woman Ray J peed on. But enough about why America needs to burn, here's Kim response to the prospect of her one-year-old daughter … More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Took A Run At Martha Stewart, She Missed

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014
Back in October, Martha Stewart dropped a nuclear pie bomb on Gwyneth Paltrow with a recipe titled "Conscious Coupling" complete with a description that took the piss right out of Gwyneth's divorce. It was a laser-guided strike expected of someone who owns a goddamn drone. But now, … More »

Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014
- Chris Pratt will be Cowboy Ninja Viking. Whatever that means. [Lainey Gossip] - Refinery 29's shit-ass puff-piece on Scientology has some problems. [The Frisky] - Nick Jonas really needs you to know he's not a virgin anymore. [Fishwrapper] - Jamie Oliver: Spanking: bad, secretly rubbing hot peppers on … More »

Marilyn Manson Denies Making A Rape Video With Lana Del Rey

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014
While I was busy writing about rape, another sort of rape was apparently happening on the Internet because this world needs to burn. Only this one was fictional and may be a complete hoax. Via Pitchfork: Footage from an project featuring Marilyn Manson and Lana Del Rey has surfaced online, Teco Apple points … More »

All The Shit Happening With Bill Cosby

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014
Instead of writing 27 different posts about Bill Cosby like I did yesterday, here's everything that's happened since his lawyer called Janice Dickinson a liar in one handy post even though at this point at least three more accusers will probably come forward along with footage of Bill Cosby walking out … More »

Kim Kardashian Tries To Adopt Orphan In Thailand, Orphan’s Like ‘Nah’

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014
"I'm here now, child, your Fairy Buttmothe- why are you running?!" On a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, supreme ass-clencher Kim Kardashian pretended to possess a soul capable of empathy and compassion by expressing interest in adopting a young girl from an orphanage in Thailand because every episode … More »

Lady Gaga Has An Armpit Tattoo, Also Side Boob

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014
Remember Lady Gaga? Used to be Paul from The Wonder Years? Eh, it doesn't matter. Here she is showing off her new armpit tattoo in England which I'm posting because you can see her side boob, and side boob isn't Bill Cosby raping people. "Allegedly." A topic … More »

Stop Asking Serious Artist Baby Goose To Be ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ Girl

By: Photo Boy / November 20, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Yesterday, we spent some time considering whether or not Thor could get us off harder than any other chiseled actor, and today, we'll spend even more time thinking about one of the guys who didn't get that honor. I want to make it perfectly clear that when we're casually … More »

Good Morning, Alexandra Eriksson, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014
- Benedict Cumberbatch wants to be Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip] - This is what Kylie Jenner looks like without 800 pounds of war paint. [Fishwrapper] - Donald Sutherland thinks Jennifer Lawrence is Jesus, so guess who saw the nudes. [Dlisted] - Rip-Roaring Redheads Coming In Hot [theCHIVE] … More »

Bill Cosby’s Lawyer: ‘Janice Dickinson Is A Liar’

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2014
Bill Cosby's lawyer already had to remove one statement denying rape allegations about his client, so let's how well his response to Janice Dickinson's accusation that she was raped by Cosby in 1982 holds up. Via NBC 10 Philadelphia: "The only story she gave 12 years ago in her … More »

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