Okay, this picture is character assassination. You got me.
Rob Schneider was hired by State Farm to make it look like the cool, hip insurance company that still remembers SNL sketches from the 90s. Instead, they were flooded by protestors understandably pointing out that propping up a dangerous anti-vaxxer doesn’t exactly instill confidence in the business acumen of an insurance company. (Although, had they gone with, “You like-a the juice, huh? The juice is good,” I guarantee this whole thing would’ve gone down differently.) So State Farm shit-canned Rob because they’re a private company who hired him to make them look good which clearly didn’t happen, so tough titties. Except like most idiots who see constitutional crimes around every corner yet have very little understanding of its most basic tenets, Rob Schneider went on Twitter and started quoting George Washington on freedom of speech even though he wasn’t jailed, fined, or even remotely chastised by the government: More »