Robert Downey Jr.’s Son Busted For Cocaine

June 30th, 2014 // 27 Comments
Robert Downey Jr.
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For a very long time, Robert Downey Jr. was a walking punchline thanks to an epic coke addiction that landed him in and out of jail whenever he wasn’t alone in a hotel room with a Wonder Woman costume. But after getting a lifeline tossed to him by Mel Gibson who cast him in The Singing Detective, he was able to sober up and get his career to a point where Disney literally backed up trucks full of money just to get him to show up in two more Avengers movies. Except now comes the shitty part where he has to walk the razor’s edge of keeping his 20-year-old son clean without looking like a giant hypocrite to him. TMZ reports:

Robert Downey Jr.’s son was arrested for cocaine possession in West Hollywood Sunday afternoon … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
We’re told Indio Downey was a passenger in a car at around 2 PM PT when cops drove up along side the vehicle and noticed the passenger was smoking something out of a pipe.
An L.A. County Sheriff’s deputy pulled the car over, did a search and allegedly found cocaine in Indio’s possession. He was arrested and taken to jail for possession of cocaine.

Robert Downey Jr. has since released a statement: More »

Chris Rock Won The BET Awards

June 30th, 2014 // 17 Comments
Chris Rock BET Awards

I absolutely hate awards shows because the last thing celebrities need is more sunshine to the anus, so I treat each and every one with the same amount of disdain by blowing through them as quickly as possible. So here’s Chris Rock‘s monologue at last night’s BET Awards which kicked off an evening of trashing the whole audience including Chris Brown. Which seems badass until you realize Chris Rock is a man, so there’s no way Chris Brown is touching him. Are you kidding me? That’d almost be a fair fight. Fuck that.

Chris Rock’s BET Awards Monologue After The Jump

Even Jennifer Lopez Has To Do Miley Cyrus Shit Now

June 30th, 2014 // 16 Comments

My last post had to do with things like war, compassion, human decency, but that’s not why most of you come here, and that poop can go fornicate itself as far you’re concerned. So here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool Party because what you do come here for is to look at celebrity butts and crotches instead of doing a job you’re paid for. Which is commendable, and I don’t say that enough. You’re an inspiration.

Photos: FAMA/AKM-GSI, INFphoto, Splash News

What Amy Adams Did Was Classy As Balls No Matter How You Feel About The War(s)

June 30th, 2014 // 68 Comments
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On Friday, Amy Adams tried to quietly pull a super classy move by giving a soldier her first class seat on a flight from Detroit to Los Angeles. She discreetly arranged it with the flight crew and almost got away with it except ESPN2′s Jemele Hill happened to also be in first class and immediately blabbed to ABC News turning it into the biggest story of the day, almost all of it positive for Amy, who unfortunately got bombarded by Inside Edition as soon as she got off the plane. Where she also, by the way, politely posed for selfies with coach passengers (above). Anyway, my main point here is that, this being the Internet, it didn’t take long for contrarians to start shitting on her because troops are “killers and occupiers.” (That link is to a comment, not the post.) To which I say, oh, shut the fuck up. More »

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

June 30th, 2014 // 15 Comments

- Lindsay Lohan really is performing in a David Mamet play. Blowjobs are your friend, kids. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Osbourne tattooed the side of her head. [Dlisted]

- She’s Got Legs For Days [theCHIVE]

- Willow Smith is getting Instagram tips from Kylie Jenner. Oh, good. [Fishwrapper]

- Funny Girl Sex Guide: Blowjob Techniques You (Maybe) Need To Try (Part 2!) [The Frisky]

- Naya Rivera in skin-tight jeans, anyone? [Popoholic]

- NBC will air Miley Cyrus‘s Bangerz Tour, but won’t let Constantine smoke. Makes sense. [Starpulse]

- Khloe Kardashian‘s ass implants had a birthday party. [tooFab]

- Selena Gomez is getting fake tits for Justin. (Interpret however you like.) [IDLYITW]

- Luci Ford is still very, very hot. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Brody Jenner is banging this (in a bikini) now. [Celebslam]

- Goddamn, Bianca Balti… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.17

June 28th, 2014 // 15 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that features yet another, remarkably robust showing and probably the best Tom Cruise joke I’ve ever seen in all my years of celebrity tit blogging. But enough about Midget Jesus The Levitating Space Prince, let’s get right into this week’s Long One™ which paints a scene so inspirational and heartwarming Christopher Reeve rose from the dead and kicked a horse in the face. I couldn’t believe it: More »

Angel Haze On Ireland Baldwin: ‘We F*ck’

June 27th, 2014 // 54 Comments
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Ever since breaking up with Slater Trout (actual name), Ireland Baldwin has been constantly seen on Instagram with rapper Angel Haze who just confirmed to The Independent that the two fuck which just saved me from writing a post about Shia LaBeouf terrorizing a homeless guy before his arrest. Then again, that story is also rich with pussy. Anyway…

“I don’t know if there’s like some confirm or deny thing with the way relationships work in the media, but everyone just calls us best friends, best friends for life, like we’re just friends hanging out,” she told The Independent. “It’s funny. It’s rad in some ways, it sucks in others.”

“An interracial gay couple, I mean that’s just weird for America right now. We fuck and friends don’t fuck. I have never fucked one of my friends. Once I see you in that way, it doesn’t happen.
“But we do f**k and it’s crazy and that’s weird to say because I think about it in terms of an audience reading it and them thinking, ‘What the hell?’ But it happens.”

Of course, Ireland Baldwin has been all but saying those exact words on Instagram: More »