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Madonna’s Just Like Nelson Mandela And Martin Luther King Jr., You Guys

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015
Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it'd only make sense that she'd use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr.,… More »

Olivier Martinez Assaulted An LAX Employee. With This Carseat.

By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Above is a photo taken of Olivier Martinez with Halle Berry and the kids either just before or after he shoved the carseat he's holding into an LAX employee's chest, knocking him to the ground. That links to a video as well where they casually… More »

Donald Trump Fired Rudy Huxtable Because She Wouldn’t Call Bill Cosby

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015
WARNING: Video contains Kate Gosselin talking. Knowing everything we know, and continue to learn, about Bill Cosby, you'd assume someone at NBC would have seen footage of Donald Trump firing Keshia Knight Pulliam, TV's Rudy Huxtable, for refusing to call Bill Cosby while… More »

Bruce Jenner Wants His Own Reality Show Now

By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Charles Jenner                                                                                                               2:51 PM (0 minutes ago) to bruce Dear Bruce, We wanted to have this talk with you face to face, but ultimately we decided we were more comfortable with an email. To be perfectly honest, your unpredictable mood swings of late have frightened your poor mother. It'… More »

Tara Reid Poses Nude On Instagram, Gets Accused of Using Photoshop

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015
While it seemed like 2015 was starting out with so much hope and promise, here's Tara Reid posing nude on Instagram, so clearly we're all about to be baptized in fire as the screams of our lamentations pierce the sky. It was a good run. But until then, here'… More »

Ariana Grande’s Not Single

By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Ariana Grande is a diaper diva who literally makes people carry her around like a baby, which should make her repulsive, but she also has the body and face of a child attached to a legally intercoursable vagina, so the Internet can't get enough of her. That'… More »

Teresa Giudice Is In Jail

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015
In what is hopefully a continuing trend for every single reality star in 2015, Teresa Giudice reported to federal prison at 3 a.m. Monday morning where she'll serve her 15 month sentence for bankruptcy fraud, according to WNBC 4 New York. And for those of you who don't remember,… More »

‘Ant-Man’ Is Doing That Trailer For A Trailer Horsesh*t

By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Disney has been reaping the benefits of purchasing Marvel for years. But they also own ABC, a network that if you texted millennials about would get you a reply of a ninja emoji kicking a piece of poop. So naturally, they've been forcing those world… More »

Good Morning, Ana Braga, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015
- Gwyneth Paltrow will apparently milk this conscious uncoupling horseshit until the end of time. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Aniston is finally healed after her divorce from Brad Pitt. -- OR IS SHE?!! [Fishwrapper] - Ladies and nerds, we've got Cumberbaby. Probably. [Dlisted] - Macklemore's having a baby, too,… More »

Kendall Jenner In A Bikini & Maitland Ward: The Crap We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015
Alright, folks, it's the Friday after New Year's Day, and not even the school system is trying to pretend it still isn't the holidays. (Case in point: This is a post on Gawker right now. Why?) So here's Kendall Jenner proving, okay, maybe she does have the body to be a… More »

Jamie Lynn Spears Pulled A Knife At A Louisiana Pita Shop Fight

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015
If you thought Dustin Diamond is the only pseudo-celebrity whose go-to move is to start stabbing whenever a fight breaks out, Jamie Lynn Spears pulled a knife during a fight at a Louisiana pita shop because apparently that's what happens when you introduce foreign food to the south. Especially the terrorist… More »

Trailer For Trailer Of The New Trailer For ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer

By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Marvel knows we'd hand over a kidney in exchange for a ticket to Avengers 26: Alien Gods Destroy Paris This Time and it's now apparent they're desensitized to any happiness that can be bought with money. Oh you want a new trailer? Fuck you, you're watching this shit first. More »

Selena Gomez Showed Her Ankle In A Mosque

By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Because religion is perfectly grounded in logic and reason, one of the rules of mosque etiquette is that a woman's skin should be covered at all times. Allah hates lady skin. I mean sure, He created it out of nothingness to serve as a biological barrier against the airborne diseases He… More »

Alice Eve Got Married, I Hate This Year Already

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015
Because The Lord did look down upon 2015 and declared to the heavenly host, "I shall fucketh this shit all up," Alice Eve got married on New Year's Eve, and it wasn't to one of us. I would've remembered something like that. Her? Probably not so much. Women call me "The Ghost" i… More »

Hilaria Baldwin’s Pregnant Again

By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Alec Baldwin has a well-documented history of patience and tolerance for all living things. Combine those qualities with his readiness to violently protect his bike if you're a photographer and your arm touches it his family and you've got solid dad material. Granted, the… More »

Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015
- How many models did Leonardo DiCaprio bang in St. Barts? Let's speculate. [Lainey Gossip] - Ryan Seacrest will try and bang Taylor Swift now. [Fishwrapper] - GOOP thinks women are too mean to other women. [… More »

The Best of The Crap We Missed 2014

By: Photo Boy / December 31, 2014
Here's the year-end compilation of our favorite The Crap We Missed pics. Does it even come close to including everything I wanted it to? Absolutely not. Due to technical limitations that in no way involve our server being a rusty soup can, we have a mere 40 pics for a gallery max, so sacrifice… More »

BEST OF 2014: Kate Upton Topless

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipple

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus Topless

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »

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