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Scott Stapp Is Out of His Goddamn Mind

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
Just like Mickey Rourke "winning" a boxing match, a lot of people wrote in over the holiday to let me know that Scott Stapp is supposedly broke and living in a Holiday Inn. And just like the Mickey Rourke story, there's a simple explanation, and it's Scott Stapp is … More »

Those Are Madonna’s Nipples

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
Here's posing Madonna posing topless for Interview who I'm going to assume were forced to make her nipples look like buttons on a battleship or else she'd shoot lightning at them from her goat staff. It's classic Madonna. "So, how do you want these to look?" "Like … More »

The ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Special Edition Trailer Is Spot On

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
For a change of pace (Read: I need an easy punt between posts. Sue me.), here's the "George Lucas Special Edition" trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens which really drives home why everyone geeked out over the return-to-basics feel of the actual trailer because that shit could've been worse. Way, … More »

Ray Rice Can Play Football Again

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
Now that Ray Rice has been officially reinstated by the NFL, let's see how football fans are reacting to seeing a man who knocked his fiance unconscious in an elevator successfully negotiate a delicate pat on the wrist before being handed millions of dollars to move a leather ball … More »

Shia LaBeouf Claims He Was ‘Raped’ During His Performance Art Show

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
Thanks to Bill Cosby, there's been a dialog happening about the credibility of rape accusers and how the trauma of the act itself along with societal stigmas can cause them to remain silent for years, if not decades, so what better time for Shia LaBeouf to claim that some dude's girl … More »

Mickey Rourke’s Boxing Match Was Probably Fixed, Call It A Hunch

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
Over the holiday, a bunch of you wrote in to let me know that 62-year-old Mickey Rourke beat 29-year-old Elliot Seymour in a boxing match in Moscow (your first red flag). Photo Boy's on vacation this week, so I'll jump right to the chase, that shit was almost definitely fixed. Not … More »

Emily Ratajkowski In Lingerie Is A Good Place To Start And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
- Cara Delevingne got drunk at Kate Hudson's house for Thanksgiving. Also, dancing. [Lainey Gossip] - Nick Cannon may have banged several Kardashians. [Fishwrapper] - Snooki got married this weekend. Remember Snooki? Me neither. [Dlisted] - This may be one of the best asses I've seen in a while. More »

Let The War On Christmas Begin!

By: The Superficial / November 28, 2014
Last year over the Thanksgiving holiday, I wrote a giant ass review of Sarah Palin's Good Tidings And Great Joy, her bullshit book on the bullshit War on Christmas. It took me four days and over 20 hours of writing because clearly I am an idiot who hates rest and relaxation. This year, … More »

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Has A Trailer

By: The Superficial / November 28, 2014
Alright, folks, I didn't plan on posting much today - *swings battle axe at a soccer mom at Best Buy* - but that was before Disney decided to drop the official teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens all over our fat turkey-stuffed faces. - *dodges broadsword, swings from rope to … More »

Bertney’s Turkey Durkey Day!

By: The Superficial / November 26, 2014
Bertney's Turkey Durkey Day! A Guide To Healthy Eating Bertney loved Thanksgiving. "It's a whole day where I give food presents to my mouth!" she excitedly told a can of whipped cream the caterers had given her so she'd leave the kitchen. "More importantly, Bertney Jean, it's a day to give a thanks," Papa said … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.31

By: The Superficial / November 26, 2014
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly round-up of the horrible shit you people say in the comments which we sat on over the weekend in hopes that you'd fill this bitch up with awesome Bill Cosby captions. And you did not disappoint. Especially … More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 26, 2014
- Eva Mendes will acknowledge some sort of lifeform fell out of her vagina now. [Lainey Gossip] - Tila Tequila is posting breastfeeding pics already. Where's the CDC? They need to see this. [Fishwrapper] - Michael Lohan married Jon Gosselin's sloppy seconds. Oh, good. [Dlisted] - I Dream of … More »

Ela Rose Topless in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 11.25.14

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy It's been a long day filling in for Fish that contained two rape posts, one of which playfully suggested maybe everyone in Ferguson is knee-jerk crazy and took a swipe at football worship, so I'm going to find a bunker to hide in. But before I go, I … More »

Everyone’s Throwing Bill Cosby Under The Bus Now

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy While rioting has broken out once again in Ferguson, MO after protesters thoughtfully reviewed and found fault with the nearly 5,000 page grand jury report that was released only hours ago and led to the decision not to indict Darren Wilson (Yep, I'm just leaving that there.) … More »

Katherine Heigl Used John Mayer’s Penis To Get Engaged

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
I stand by that headline entirely. Posted by Photo Boy John Mayer's penis has done all sorts of reckless shit. It went crazy after being in Jessica Simpson and made him say the n-word. It refused to marry Taylor Swift after they did it under the bleachers. It even … More »

Hopefully Lady Gaga Just Accidentally Pulled A Hannibal Buress

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Remember Lady Gaga? Merkin Lady...ran around naked in the woods that time? Not ringing any bells? Well, she used to be a pop singer, but now she just does naked onstage costume changes, blows polka dot penises, and dry humps her backup dancers. Anyway, … More »

Bette Midler Told Ariana Grande Not To Whore Herself

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Ariana Grande looks like a child, but in reality she's a grown woman who loves to dress like a prostitute and perform sultry dances to the terrible, terrible music she makes. To lecherous old men, this type of thing is irresistible. To idiotic young girls, it's a career aspiration. More »

Christian Bale Wanted To Play Batman Again

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Before the Internet collectively shat itself over Ben Affleck being cast as Batman, there was fleeting hope that Christian Bale was going to return for a Justice League movie until he effectively shot that shit down. But now, to the gnashing teeth of nerds … More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy - Jennifer Aniston still has to talk about the Rachel haircut. [Lainey Gossip] - Demi Lovato says she has nothing in common with Miley Cyrus, but I believe penis cake would tell a whole different tale. [Fishwrapper] - Amber Heard is tired of old penis is how … More »

Bill Cosby’s ‘Fixer’ Comes Forward: A Pudding Pop of Rape Report

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
It's been 72 hours since I last wrote about Bill Cosby, so naturally five more accusers have come forward along with a former NBC employee who claims that he stood guard outside of Cosby's dressing room door The Cosby Show years while Dr. Huxtable brought in model after model, some allegedly … More »

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