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The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.2.15

By: Photo Boy / February 2, 2015
Come for the Abigail Ratchford lingerie pics, stick around for Spongebob molesting people on the red carpet. It's fun for the whole family! More »

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Naked Again

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Kim Kardashian's naked ass is in a magazine again, and you're either going to bite on that or you're not. I'm not your dancing monkey. More »

Kanye West Is A Dour Little Bitch

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Are you having a good time at the Super Bowl? Well, Kanye West isn't because motherfuckers in castles never smiled. FUCK YOU! More »

Scarlett Johansson Looks Like This Now

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Scarlett Johansson had a baby four months ago. If the next words out of my word/fingers are, "What's your excuse?" how quickly will this site be stampeded? Do I have time to pack? More »

Heidi Montag’s Dad Arrested For Sexual Abuse Of A Child, Incest

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Heidi Montag‘s dad Bill Montag has reportedly been arrested for the sexual abuse of a child and incest. Yeah... More »

It’s Katy Perry’s Breasts: The Super Bowl Halftime Show

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl. They were. More »

So Jamie Casino’s Super Bowl Ad Is About Political Bullying? Okay…

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Last year, Savannah, Ga. attorney Jamie Casino’s Super Bowl commercial was a viral sensation. This year? Probably not so much. More »

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don't need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA! More »

Good Morning, Casey Batchelor, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Casey Batchelor's giant breasts in a bikini, Johnny Depp actually getting married, Farrah Abraham returning to Teen Mom, and Stacey Dash is fucking moron. Your morning links. More »

The Return of The Most Important People on The Internet

By: The Superficial / January 31, 2015
Welcome to the triumphant return of The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly roundup of all the horrible shit you say in the comments. More »

Taylor Swift Has A Butt?

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Taylor Swift in a bikini has what appears to be an ass? That can't be right. More »

Everybody Shut Up, Jamie Casino Has A New Super Bowl Commercial

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Jamie Casino is back with a brand new Super Bowl commercial that will beat the fucking shit out of bullying with a sledgehammer. THAT'S ON FIRE. More »

It’s Padma Lakshmi’s Penis?

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Padma Lakshmi wants you to know it looks she has a penis when she runs. You're now richer for this information. More »

Katy Perry’s Breasts Must Be Contained To Protect Football

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Judging by her Pepsi Halftime Show press conference, I wouldn't bet on seeing Katy Perry's breasts during the Super Bowl because football is a holy temple that must be protected. More »

So Suge Knight Killed A Guy

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Suge Knight is currently under arrest for murder after backing over his friend with a truck and leaving him for dead while fleeing the scene. More »

Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Miranda Kerr in lingerie, Joss Whedon blasting the comic book movie industry, Pat Robertson saying stupid shit, and video evidence of why college is awesome. Your morning links. More »

Bruce Jenner Is The Momager Now

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015
Bruce Jenner is totally in charge of his new reality series, not that bitch Kris. She's like gross. More »

Yo, What’d Y’All Do To #BBare? Jigga’s Gone SOFT!

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015
Justin Bieber is sorry, y'all. He's gonna be super-sensitive from here on out, boo. Totes for realsies. More »

Hey, Did You Guys Know Chelsea Handler Has Breasts? Topless Breasts?

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015
How did we last an entire month without this? It's a fucking miracle. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘Steam Your Vagina'; Medical Science: ‘Yeah, Don’t Do That’

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015
While Gwyneth Paltrow thinks vagina steams are just tops, actual doctors with real degrees recommend not firing vaporized herbs into your schlong cubicle. More »

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