Michelle Rodriguez’s Bitches Swim Topless

April 1st, 2014 // 47 Comments
So This Is Happening
Michelle Rodriguez Cara Delevingne
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“Can I put my top back on?”
“If you want to wait in the car.”

Now that they’ve announced their love to the world, here’s Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne in Cancun over the weekend where one of them swam topless in the ocean instead of getting a dog, so none of this makes sense to me. Not a goddamn lick of it.

Photo: Xposure/AKM-GSI

Good Morning, Emma Watson, And Other News

April 1st, 2014 // 42 Comments

- Marvel apparently pulled a dump truck full of money up to Chris Evans‘ house. [Lainey Gossip]

- Of course Johnny Depp is wearing Amber Heard‘s engagement ring now. [Dlisted]

- Have you seen these boobs? Asking for a friend. [theCHIVE]

- Madonna is laughing! The Plague of Boils is at hand! [Fishwrapper]

- 8 Times When It’s Really Not Necessary To Send A Dick Pic [The Frisky]

- Rachel Nichols is still a hot redhead with awesome breasts. [Celebslam]

- Note to Self: Get puppet mask. Have sex with Bar Refaeli. [Popoholic]

- Nicole Kidman‘s not Photoshopped here at all. [tooFab]

- Winnie Cooper in yoga pants, anyone? [IDLYITW]

- Emily Ratajkowski‘s in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kate Upton‘s Jiggling Breasts: The Movie [FilmDrunk]

- Miley Cyrus topless on a horse. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.31.14

March 31st, 2014 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is so full of homoerotica I had to replace my office chair with a block of ice it made Kellan Lutz pass out from excitement. True story. Seriously though, this has to be the gayest compilation I’ve ever put together thanks to Patrick Schwarzenegger and his boys gone wild, Andy Dick existing in reality, and whoever this dude is who thought it would be hilarious to try on a lady’s swimsuit.

HA! You almost had us bro, sweet dick though,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

Courtney Stodden Rubbed Her Giant Cartoon Breasts All Over The Dead

March 31st, 2014 // 21 Comments

As you can see, my headline was sadly literal because here’s Courtney Stodden at the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery where she took selfies of her plastic tits in front of the graves of Marilyn Monroe, Eva Gabor, and Farrah Fawcett because she’s (almost) just like them. There’s just one tiny little thing missing…

Photo: Instagram

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Conscious Uncoupling Was A Smokescreen? The F*ck You Say?!

March 31st, 2014 // 27 Comments
Thank You, The Little People
Gwyneth Paltrow
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You might want to sit down for this. So you know how Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced they were consciously uncoupling making it look like they’re both super cool, meditative people whose marriage is on a deep, spiritual journey high above yours? Turns out they might have done that so you don’t find out what horrible people they really are. I know, I didn’t believe it myself. Seriously, have you tasted Gwyneth’s quiche? Just the crust alone makes none of this sound right, and don’t get me started on the orphan ganache. TMZ reports: More »

BREAKING: Miranda Kerr Wants To Bang Women

March 31st, 2014 // 35 Comments

Here’s Miranda Kerr posing nude for the April issue of British GQ where she reveals she’s open to having sex with a woman now that she’s single. Which – okay, you got me – doesn’t really count as breaking news because this happened already. I wrote about this happening. You guys don’t miss a trick.

Adding… If you click on anything today, immediately clear the room and make it this. (You’re welcome.)

Photos: British GQ

Nickelodeon Hates Jennette McCurdy

March 31st, 2014 // 9 Comments
'Nipples or GTFO'
Lea Michele Nipple Kids Choice Awards
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While we’re on the topic of the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards thanks to Lea Michele’s nipples, former leaked photo lingerie person Jennette McCurdy pulled a no-show despite being nominated for Favorite TV Actress. An award that went to her co-star Ariana Grande probably because she wasn’t half-naked on the Internet which I’m going to assume is what Jennette’s rant is all about: More »