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Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Put The Bill Cosby Jokes In The Pudding Pops

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
As promised, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made with the Bill Cosby jokes at last night's Golden Globes awards by awkwardly, yet awesomely, ending their monologue with impressions of him drugging women. (8:40 mark if you're strapped for time.) Although apparently George Clooney laughed, and… More »

Good Morning, Nikki Lund, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
- Jennifer Lopez might be banging Casper Smart again. [Lainey Gossip] - We don't need to see your placentas, Kardashians. Chill. [Fishwrapper] - Harry Styles has a new girlfriend. I'm so sorry, 14-year-olds. [Dlisted] - Public Service Announcement: MRA activists are fucking retarded. [The Frisky] - Tara… More »

Lisa Opie In A Bikini Will Cap The Week

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
Well, we survived our first The Crap We Missed-less week and whether or not this will be our new normal has yet to be decided. The important thing is Photo Boy really came into his own this week and did some yeoman's work which is why it'll be unfortunate if he… More »

True Love, Parenting & Good P*ssy: A Kevin Gates Tutorial

By: Photo Boy / January 9, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Here's Louisiana rapper and orator of our times, Kevin Gates, who just found out he's been having sex with his cousin for three months, but also has cool ideas about other stuf-- HUUUUWHAAAATTT?! More »

And Superman Has Herpes Now. Goddammit.

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
Here's Henry Cavill leaving Chateau Marmont last night looking drunk as hell which explains him getting into a car with Paris Hilton. Although in his defense, her vagina probably looks like Doomsday, so I bet he just thinks he's on set. Which is how I'm trying to lie to… More »

Justin Bieber’s Bulge Is A Lie, Too

By: Photo Boy / January 9, 2015
UPDATE: Apparently these Photoshopped pics are fake Photoshops, and Justin Bieber has enough money to make his personal trainer tell TMZ he has a giant dick, so we're all doomed. - SW Posted by Photo Boy Since I've already posted about one scantily clad little girl today and Fish knows it'… More »

Gigi Hadid Is Your New Kate Upton

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
Here's 19-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit rookie Gigi Hadid posing for Guess which I thought might be a nice change of pace from (alleged) rapists joking about their rapes and Shia LaBeouf dancing half-naked with a 12-year-old in a cage. Plus the next post is about… More »

Sia’s Sorry She Put Shia LaBeouf In A Cage With A Little Girl

By: Photo Boy / January 9, 2015
"I'm about to have a twelve year-old's crotch in my face, aren't I? I've made a huge mistake." Posted by Photo Boy Stop me if you've heard this one before. Shia LaBeouf did X, X was stupid and everyone went "Right, well, Shia LaBeouf is a crazy person, so..." This time's a little… More »

Bill Cosby Is Joking About Drugging Women Now

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
With Phylicia Rashad and Camille Cosby doing the dirty work of publicly throwing his accusers under the bus, Bill Cosby is apparently feeling confident enough to make jokes about drugging women to a standup audience in Canada last night. Although, in his defense, these are idiots still paying to… More »

Good Morning, Dakota James & Halle Von’s Butts, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
- Victoria Beckham is basically Ariana Grande. [Lainey Gossip] - Vivica A. Fox is defending Bill Cosby now. [Fishwrapper] - Justin Theroux is a gift to Jennifer Aniston from her dead ex-boyfriend? Why not? [Dlisted] - No, Your Dick Is Not Too Big To Wear A Condom [… More »

Stephen Hawking Visited Jeffrey Epstein’s Alleged Underage Hooker Island

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015
Before we get into our bullshit post where we make a man's robot voice talk about hookers, yesterday 12 employees of Charlie Hebdo magazine in Paris were killed over satirical cartoons - cartoons - by one of the most dangerous combinations in the world: Someone with a god and a gun. Their motivatio… More »

Kate Gosselin’s Already Milking Her Millionaire Boyfriend

By: Photo Boy / January 8, 2015
"I'm so getting knocked up to spite her." "Money?" "Why couldn't she have eaten me in the womb?" Posted by Photo Boy It's time for another round of 'How Big Of A Bitch Is Kate Gosselin?', because even though this is a rumor about who she's dating, we're going to end up just… More »

The People’s Choice Awards: A Post About Iggy Azalea’s Butt

By: Photo Boy / January 8, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Iggy Azalea performed last night at The People's Choice Awards. It's an event where the common folks' taste in popular culture for the previous year gets aggregated and celebrated by the prominent celebrities within. Through that lens, Fish and I carefully chose our coverage by looking at… More »

Justin Bieber’s Pubes Are A Lie

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015
If you're like me, you spent hours (that turned into days, weeks, months...) intently studying Justin Bieber's pubes from his Calvin Klein photo shoot and wondering how the hell they even got there. Hormones? Voodoo? Merkin plugs? Turns out it was Photoshop, according to TMZ. Good ol' fashioned Photoshop. More »

It’s Kylie Jenner’s Implants (Probably)

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015
A few days ago, Kylie Jenner told Cosmo that she's "not against plastic surgery," but she doesn't "desire it right now," so right off the bat you know she's had work done because of The Law of Kardashian: The opposite of whatever they say is true. And now here she i… More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Pregnant Again

By: Photo Boy / January 8, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy For most of her life, Jennifer Love Hewitt had a singular purpose. A purpose that made her believe telling guys she preselected three engagement rings for them to choose from wouldn't send them sprinting back to exes who have drug problems. But through the magic of struggling actor… More »

Phylicia Rashad Was ‘Misquoted’ Now

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015
Pictured above: Phylicia Rashad learning there's an Internet. Yesterday, Phylicia Rashad's interview with Showbiz 411 went viral thanks not only to her defense of Bill Cosby, but for the soundbite-ready dismissal of his [insert current number here] victims: "Forget these women." Except now she's telling ABC's World… More »

Giada De Laurentiis Denies Banging Every Guy She’s Ever Been On TV With

By: Photo Boy / January 8, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Star magazine would publish a cover photo of you in a coffin if they thought you'd buy it, so it's not a stretch to think when they heard Giada De Laurentiis' was getting divorced they went "Okay, let's start with 'she fucked everyone,' then work our way… More »

Good Morning, Laura Cremaschi, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015
- THE CUMBERBABY IS OFFICIAL. Ready the Tumblrs! [Lainey Gossip] - Jessica Chastain basically tells Russell Crowe to eat a dick. [Fishwrapper] - John Travolta is Robert Shapiro in that miniseries thing about O.J. Simpson. [Dlisted] - Feminists made priests molest children? That's your excuse? [The Frisky]… More »

Ela Rose In A Bikini Wants To Hear About Your Day

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015
Welcome to Day 3 of our The Crap We Missed-less existence, and I'm not about to bore you to death with the details of our photo contract negotiations when there are still boobs to look at on the Internet and this shit might take a while. That said, I'm pretty sure I broke… More »

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