Jesus Christ, Kelly Brook, And Other News

July 10th, 2014 // 27 Comments

- Robin Thicke‘s new album is not doing well. [Lainey Gossip]

- Farrah Abraham‘s backdoor yogurt restaurant website got hacked. [Dlisted]

- A Bikini A Day Keeps The Doctor Away [theCHIVE]

- Khloe Kardashian knows how to pick ‘em. [Fishwrapper]

- The iPhone 6‘s new screen can survive a stabbing, so good news, serial killers! [The Frisky]

- Goddamn, Hailey Clauson bikini photos. [Popoholic]

- I actually agree with Stacey Dash for once. [Starpulse]

- Candace Cameron in a bikini? I don’t think Jesus is gonna like this. [tooFab]

- Mel Gibson wants to help Shia LaBeouf now. [IDLYITW]

- What the hell happened to Sophie Monk? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Wonkboobs does Me In My Place. [Celebslam]

- I think Cara Delevingne‘s eyebrows are hot. There, I said it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Get Your Naked Titties Away From Will Smith

July 10th, 2014 // 26 Comments

“Will! Will! Look at my boobs! I took out my boobs for you!”
“Girl, get outta here. The man’s trying to tell me about his boat.”
“So, as you can see, Will, below deck offers complete privacy. The help knows never to disturb.. my work.”

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Is That Pee On Kim Kardashian’s Butt? A Serious Investigative Report

July 10th, 2014 // 40 Comments

I’m literally trying to post anything, anything at all, besides Rosie O’Donnell returning to The View and all the caterwauling that entails, so here’s Kim Kardashian at Fashion Week in Paris with some sort of liquid all over her giant butt, so just assume Kanye got an M&M afterward for learning to go like a big boy. “Bitch, I said I wanted Buzz Lightyear Pull-ups, not this Jake and The Neverland Pirates shit!” I like to imagine him saying because I’m 11 and just wrote a published article about going pee-pee. I live a rich life.

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You Forgot Tatiana Maslany, You Idiots!

July 10th, 2014 // 27 Comments
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That’s Ashley Benson Topless

July 10th, 2014 // 30 Comments
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Because apparently it’s “Remember The Breasts of Spring Breakers Day” (Selena Gomez‘s implants, anyone?), here’s Ashley Benson sunbathing topless while vacationing in Hawaii last week. And if you’re wondering if the agencies hold back photos only to charge me extra for them at a later date because they have nipples, yes. Yes, they do. It’s like they know I’ll do anything for them. Perhaps even kill a man.

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ALL HAIL #BBARE THE #TEFLONG #DONG

July 10th, 2014 // 17 Comments

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Good Morning, Andrea Calle, And Other News

July 10th, 2014 // 8 Comments

- Justin Bieber will see Selena‘s implants and raise her a model he banged two months ago. [Lainey Gossip]

- George Clooney just cockslapped The Daily Mail. [Dlisted]

- Bad Girls Bend And Snap [theCHIVE]

- Farrah Abraham is opening a Greek yogurt restaurant? Why not? [Fishwrapper]

- Alix Tichelman will give you the one true death. Or a bunch of heroine on your Google yacht. [WWTDD]

- Hermoine wearing a doily for a bra, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Jenny McCarthy thought she’d be hosting The View for 20 years. AHAHAHA! [Starpulse]

- Keri Russell doesn’t get enough love. [tooFab]

- Amy Willerton does FHM. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ana Beatriz Barros does GQ. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: Pacific Coast News

Selena Gomez Got Implants (Probably)

July 9th, 2014 // 64 Comments

A few weeks ago, there was a rumor flying around that Selena Gomez was getting implants so Justin Bieber would finally stop banging her friends, random models, and overly fertile female fans. And now here she is in New York looking depressingly more chestier. And I say depressingly because Jesus Christ, woman, you put them in the wrong place! The kid likes asses. Big, giant, gross asses. For God’s sake, his dipshit mom let him near Kim Kardashian before he even hit puberty. You don’t come back from that.

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