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Good Morning, Ava Lange Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | March 11, 2016 - 9:33 am

Ryan Gosling rescuing a dog will make you ovulate. [Lainey Gossip]

Adam Levine procreated. [Dlisted]

Yanet Garcia’s ass probably got stung by bee. [TMZ]

Cesar Milan investigated for animal cruelty. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.10.16

Photo Boy | March 10, 2016 - 3:30 pm

Sara Jean Undwerwood naked, Boner Boy’s incestuous gaze, Hulk Hogan’s calm courtroom demeanor, and the return of #BBare. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »


O.J. Simpson DGAF About That Knife

Photo Boy | March 10, 2016 - 2:35 pm

O.J. Simpson has zero fucks for whatever knives you find buried at his old house. More »



Lindsay Lohan Says Harry Styles Tried To Bang Her

The Superficial | March 10, 2016 - 1:42 pm

Lindsay Lohan claims she turned down Harry Styles for sex. Riiight. More »


‘Captain America: Civil War’ Trailer Has Your New Shitty Spider-Man

The Superficial | March 10, 2016 - 12:59 pm

Spider-Man finally shows up in the new Captain America: Civil War trailer, and I really wish he hadn’t. More »


Did Dr. Luke Really Get Dropped By Sony? How The Fuck Should I Know?

The Superficial | March 10, 2016 - 12:00 pm

Dr. Luke got dropped by Sony. Or didn’t. Whichever. More »



Alec Baldwin Already Dicked A Third Baby Into His Wife

The Superficial | March 10, 2016 - 10:50 am

Alec Baldwin is a virile motherfucker. More »


Josh Duggar Is Out Of Rehab

The Superficial | March 10, 2016 - 9:47 am

Josh Duggar is free. RIP Anna’s vagina. More »


Good Morning, Charlie Riina Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | March 10, 2016 - 8:43 am

Native Americans are not having J.K. Rowling. [Lainey Gossip]

50 Cent admits he Instagrams fake cash. [Dlisted]

Who’s banning Ashley Graham lingerie ads? This is America! [TMZ]

Linguistic expert: Kanye probably wrote Kim’s tweets. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »



The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.9.16

Photo Boy | March 9, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Genevieve Morton naked on some rocks, Wiz Khalifa and his lady friend shitfaced, and Jaden & Willow Smith at Paris Fashion Week. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »


‘Hamilton’ Is Really About Kanye West? Oh, Goddammit

The Superficial | March 9, 2016 - 3:01 pm

Hamilton is all about Kanye West. Wonderful. More »


Abigail Ratchford Really Likes In-N-Out

The Superficial | March 9, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Abigail Ratchfords giant breasts made a new video. More »



Jared Fogle’s Not Getting Fat In Prison

Photo Boy | March 9, 2016 - 1:15 pm

Jared Fogle isn’t getting fat in prison because today is a big old bag of fake thermos dicks. More »


Kim Kardashian Isn’t Empowering Shit

The Superficial | March 9, 2016 - 12:16 pm

Kim Kardashian is an ass mountain of bullshit. More »


Hulk Hogan Doesn’t Have A Giant, Thermos-Like Penis, Burn Everything

The Superficial | March 9, 2016 - 11:23 am

Hulk Hogan’s penis is not a mythical creature of legend. More »



So Both Wachowski Siblings Are Transgender Now, Awesome

The Superficial | March 9, 2016 - 10:22 am

The Best Charlotte McKinney Pics We’ve Ever Posted And Other News

The Superficial | March 9, 2016 - 9:27 am

Jon Snow admits he filmed scenes for GoT Season 6. [Lainey Gossip]

Selma Blair is banging David Foster from RHOBH. [Dlisted]

Lindsay Lohan found a new mark. [TMZ]

You can marry 12-year-olds in Virginia? WTF? [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.8.16

Photo Boy | March 8, 2016 - 3:00 pm

Sara Jean Underwood braless, Chloe Grace Moretz’s possible cameltoe, Rob Kardashian touching fruit, and Prince Charles #Cocknaissancing. It’s The Crap We Missed. … More »



Farrah Abraham Admits Uber Driver Didn’t Try To Rape Her

The Superficial | March 8, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Farrah Abraham is an awful human being. #NeverForget More »


Selena Gomez Wore This

Photo Boy | March 8, 2016 - 1:02 pm

Selena Gomez didn’t wear a bra to Paris Fashion Week. Ooh la la! (I’ll hand in my resignation now.) More »


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