Following up her decision to bang Riff Raff, Katy Perry continued her “Fuck You (For More Than Likely Cheating On Me With Kelly Monaco), John Mayer” tour over the weekend by telling E! News she plans to become a green-haired collector of fine arts, and, no, this is not an April Fool’s Joke. Switching Photo Boy’s AIDS medication with Tic-Tacs was. Haha! Look at his skin fall off.
As we first told you yesterday, the pop music princess has plans to change her hair color to “slime green.”
But that’s not the only new thing Perry has going on.
She's decided to dive into what can potentially be a very expensive hobby with the help of Beverly Hills gallerist Marc Selwyn.
“I’m going to slowly become an art collector,” Perry told me at MOCA’s 35th Anniversary Gala Presented by Louis Vuitton. “Today, we had an all-day art crawl. We got to see some private collections from some people’s homes and then we went to a couple of galleries.”
“A woman who irrationally colors her hair AND spends shitload of money just because?! That’s way better than random sex with groupies I never have to talk to again!” – Mohn Jayer, Bizzaro World Musician
“Can I put my top back on?”
“If you want to wait in the car.”
Now that they’ve announced their love to the world, here’s Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne in Cancun over the weekend where one of them swam topless in the ocean instead of getting a dog, so none of this makes sense to me. Not a goddamn lick of it.
- Marvel apparently pulled a dump truck full of money up to Chris Evans‘ house. [Lainey Gossip]
- Of course Johnny Depp is wearing Amber Heard‘s engagement ring now. [Dlisted]
- Have you seen these boobs? Asking for a friend. [theCHIVE]
- Madonna is laughing! The Plague of Boils is at hand! [Fishwrapper]
- 8 Times When It’s Really Not Necessary To Send A Dick Pic [The Frisky]
- Rachel Nichols is still a hot redhead with awesome breasts. [Celebslam]
- Note to Self: Get puppet mask. Have sex with Bar Refaeli. [Popoholic]
- Nicole Kidman‘s not Photoshopped here at all. [tooFab]
- Winnie Cooper in yoga pants, anyone? [IDLYITW]
- Emily Ratajkowski‘s in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Kate Upton‘s Jiggling Breasts: The Movie [FilmDrunk]
- Miley Cyrus topless on a horse. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is so full of homoerotica I had to replace my office chair with a block of ice it made Kellan Lutz pass out from excitement. True story. Seriously though, this has to be the gayest compilation I’ve ever put together thanks to Patrick Schwarzenegger and his boys gone wild, Andy Dick existing in reality, and whoever this dude is who thought it would be hilarious to try on a lady’s swimsuit.
HA! You almost had us bro, sweet dick though,
- Photo Boy
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As you can see, my headline was sadly literal because here’s Courtney Stodden at the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery where she took selfies of her plastic tits in front of the graves of Marilyn Monroe, Eva Gabor, and Farrah Fawcett because she’s (almost) just like them. There’s just one tiny little thing missing…
You might want to sit down for this. So you know how Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced they were consciously uncoupling making it look like they’re both super cool, meditative people whose marriage is on a deep, spiritual journey high above yours? Turns out they might have done that so you don’t find out what horrible people they really are. I know, I didn’t believe it myself. Seriously, have you tasted Gwyneth’s quiche? Just the crust alone makes none of this sound right, and don’t get me started on the orphan ganache. TMZ reports: More »
Here’s Miranda Kerr posing nude for the April issue of British GQ where she reveals she’s open to having sex with a woman now that she’s single. Which – okay, you got me – doesn’t really count as breaking news because this happened already. I wrote about this happening. You guys don’t miss a trick.
Adding… If you click on anything today, immediately clear the room and make it this. (You’re welcome.)
Photos: British GQ