Good Morning, Nina Agdal, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
- Welcome to the happiest fucking day in Jennifer Aniston's life. [Lainey Gossip] - Rumer Willis and Hilaria Baldwin apparently hang out. [Fishwrapper] - Lea Michele's eyebrows will destroy us all. [Dlisted] - Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE] - No shameless PR … More »

And Now The Time We All Saw Ben Affleck’s Dick

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Because the Internet is a strange and powerful tool that ebbs and flows as it pleases, naked GIFs of Ben Affleck's naked penis in Gone Girl are now available for people to click and go, "Hey, that's Batman's dick." Although, I almost positive Jon Hamm was his cock-double because … More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.11.14

By: Photo Boy / December 11, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed which is extremely light and almost entirely women except for Spike Lee and Jeremy Piven, who only appears collaterally thanks to Kate Beckinsale's ass. And she's not even fully turned around, giving only a partial reveal of said ass, but a full reveal of … More »

Beverly Johnson: ‘Bill Cosby Drugged Me’

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Model/actress Beverly Johnson is the latest Bill Cosby accuser to come forward in a new essay in Vanity Fair today that accuses Cosby of drugging her in the mid-80s while she was auditioning for a role on The Cosby Show. The actor had lowered her defenses by first inviting … More »

Hailey Baldwin Made A Lingerie Video, Too

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Earlier in the week, we saw Kendall Jenner being spanked by Santa Claus for Love Magazine, and now to a somehow creepier extent, here's her best friend Hailey Baldwin dancing in lingerie. So just assume she's also managed by Kris Jenner, and Stephen … More »

Bill Cosby Accuser Sues Him For Defamation

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
"Haha! People like me more than you now. Kinda." As the media's fickle attention turns to quick and easy thrills like the leaked Sony emails, who Robert Pattinson is fucking, and Ariana Grande being carried around like a baby (Wait. Those are links to my site. Goddammit.), reports on … More »

Kate Upton Is Topless

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Here's Kate Upton posing topless for the "Kate Upton Gets Intimate" behind-the-scenes video for Sports Illustrated because I'm guessing God needed a way to apologize for letting a child molester win the lottery, and this will work. This'll do the trick. Accidents happen. THE SUPERFICIAL | … More »

Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Ariana Grande's reputation for being a tiny Mariah Carey is no secret except now's the part where the rumors of her demands have reached almost Tracy Jordan-like levels. And I believe every single one of them. Life & Style reports: “Her new rule is that she has to be carried — … More »

‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Has An Honest Trailer

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
For those of you who don't remember, I got crazy sick when I went to see Guardians of The Galaxy in the theater and promised to see it again to write a review. Except I never got around to watching it until it hit Blu-Ray two days ago because my ways … More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
- George Clooney predicted the Sony email leaks. [Lainey Gossip] - The Duggars are actually effecting legislation. This is why there's 100 of them. [Fishwrapper] - Benedict Cumberbatch sucking face with Reese Witherspoon, anyone? [Dlisted] - Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE] - … More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.10.14

By: Photo Boy / December 10, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed, our daily repository for all the things we won't write a whole post about like Evangeline Lilly's double armpit vaginas, Tim Tebow as a Jedi, and Angelina Jolie's true lizard form about to breach her human skin veneer, which upon review actually makes me … More »

Everyone’s Losing Their Shit Over The New ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
Back in July, people lost their shit over the Comic-Con trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road, and now here's the official trailer (above) where an equal to if not greater than amount of shit is being lost even though I'm pretty sure we just had a discussion about Hollywood's … More »

It’s Robert Pattinson’s New Girlfriend In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
Robert Pattinson's previous girlfriend avoided direct sunlight unless it was to get her vagina licked by another man, so it must be a nice to finally date someone he can take to the beach and who doesn't even complain when the paparazzi take detailed photographs of her taint. And … More »

Angelina Jolie Is A ‘Minimally Talented Spoiled Brat': The Sony Emails

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
I work in the media, so it's easy to forget that people actually live rich, full lives (Sometimes even outdoors. The actual outside!) where they don't obsess over the tiniest minutiae like studio infighting and how badly Aaron Sorkin wants to feel Tom Cruise shove an iPhone 6 up his ass. More »

Toni Garrn Broke The First Rule of Leo Club: Don’t Talk About Leo Club

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club with 20 women even though he was supposedly still dating Toni Garrn, and I have no idea why I just acted like that means something. - *schedules MRI for brain tumor* - Anyway, now things are starting to add up because before his … More »

Dan Bilzerian Arrested For Attempting To Make His Own Explosives

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
After spending his weekend kicking women in the face, trust fund shitbag Dan Bilzerian was arrested at LAX last night on charges of attempting to make his own explosives and held without bail. In fairness, he was probably just going to use them to blow up porn stars, so it's not … More »

Good Morning, Jenna Chapple, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
- Kate Middleton has mastered the side-eye. [Lainey Gossip] - Who the fuck is Azealia Banks? [Fishwrapper] - Julia Roberts shills for Givenchy now. [Dlisted] - Real Pornhub Comments Posted On Stock Images [theCHIVE] - Lena Dunham's book got the wrong person publicly outed as her alleged … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.9.14

By: Photo Boy / December 9, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed which leads with Charlotte McKinney again, this time on the set of Joe Dirt 2, which you can either take as a not-very-subtle indictment of Hollywood's inability to produce anything original, or just boobs. We've also got Sam Micelli because I know most of you … More »

Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014
It's been a contentious time of race relations, the horrible alleged crimes of once-beloved idols, and the long-simmering debate of whether or not little people should be given a gun and a badge. So here's Olivia Wilde in a bikini for no other reason than she's in … More »

Mark Walhberg Wants To Be A Cop. In Real Life.

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014
Over the past few days, Mark Walhberg has been trying to get a pardon for his 1988 assault conviction when he beat a Vietnamese man in the head with a wooden stick leaving him blind in one eye. But Marky Mark goes to church every day now and opened a restaurant … More »

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