Jenna Chapple Is Subtle And Other News

December 4th, 2014 // 13 Comments

- Amber Heard is putting Johnny Depp‘s scarves on the curb soon. [Lainey Gossip]

- Annie Lennox basically calls Madonna an attention whore. [Fishwrapper]

- Godammit, there’s another Duggar coming. Somebody get a scientist pregnant. Quick, quickly now! [Dlisted]

- Redheads, We Need You Now More Than Ever [theCHIVE]

- For the man lovers, a whole bunch of GIFs of Jax Teller‘s butt. [The Frisky]

- And now back to Jessie J‘s. [WWTDD]

- Black St. Louis cops thank the St. Louis Rams and shit all over their department. [Death and Taxes]

- Anne-Julie Proux in lingerie is flexible. [Popoholic]

- Claudia Romani‘s ass is still fantastic. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Emma Watson took off her coat at the British Fashion Awards and all hell broke loose. [COED]

- That’s Rihanna‘s areola. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Butt Is The Crap I Missed

December 3rd, 2014 // 31 Comments

Somehow I survived The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show without Photo Boy, so now’s the part where you leave me the fuck alone and stare deeply into Michelle Lewin‘s butt until I make with a new 138 Water chick in the morning even though she won’t handle a candle to Stefanie Knight. Seriously, all of them should just quit. Not counting Colleen Shannon, Abigail Ratchford, Amanda Cerny, Yasmine Colt, Cassie Cardelle, and Raquel Rischard and Chelsea Heath. (Did I forget anybody?)

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Did ’30 Rock’ Call Bill Cosby A Rapist In 2009?

December 3rd, 2014 // 23 Comments
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While Bill Cosby faces new allegations that he drugged and raped a woman when she was only 15-years-old after sneaking her into the Playboy mansion, Crushable stumbled across a third season episode of 30 Rock where it sounds an awful lot like Tracy Jordan calls Bill Cosby a rapist. Which is exactly the kind of subtle, insidery jab Tina Fey would pull without pissing off NBC brass who have backed Cosby until literally three weeks ago. Not to mention, Crushable notes that Hannibal Buress was a writer on 30 Rock, but not for this episode: More »

Kourtney Kardashian’s Doing Naked Stuff Now

December 3rd, 2014 // 35 Comments

Kourtney Kardashian might be 18 months pregnant, but Kim posed naked last month, and now it’s her turn because Kris Jenner‘s bitches get dem asses out there and work that Internet corner and she don’t want to hear nothin’ about it. So here’s Kourtney posing nude for DuJour in hopes that she’ll see her children again. Which is odd considering she’s the only one who can speak Khloe. You’d think that would give her all the power.

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That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

December 3rd, 2014 // 18 Comments
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Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes:

Will Smith as Deadshot (“BUT HE’S WHITE!” – The Internet soon)
Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
Tom Hardy as Rick Flag
Jai Courtney as Captain Boomerang (I don’t care if IMDB says “Boomerang,” it’s Captain Boomerang.)
Cara Delevingne as Enchantress (Yup, that Cara Delevingne.)

Jesse Eisenberg is also apparently supposed to show up as Lex Luthor because Suicide Squad will be the same universe as Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice which Badass Digest reports will not feature The Joker, however, he will already exist in that world and “Superman knows about him” which is just as exciting as confronting him visually on camera if you ask people who hate moving pictures. More »

The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

December 3rd, 2014 // 47 Comments

Now that we’ve seen Taylor Swift serenading a woman’s butt and Chris Hansen‘s greatest sting yet, here’s the rest of The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring models I didn’t have time to label, so it’s on you to remember what their names are. They have feelings, you bastard!

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And Now Taylor Swift Singing To Karlie Kloss’ Butt

December 3rd, 2014 // 36 Comments

Last year, Jessica Hart said some shit about Taylor Swift “not fitting in” at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which is why this year Jessica was nowhere to be seen and NY Daily News reports it’s Taylor’s doing. Which seems like way too much power for Taylor Swift to have except if you look at the photos, Victoria’s Secret let her perform almost entirely for her girlfriend’s butt. She probably got to make Ariana Grande wear a vintage New York Giants hat and call her “Dr. Jones” which are probably the most erotic words I’ve ever written in my life. You’re welcome.

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Toddlers & Tiaras Meets Victoria’s Secret

December 3rd, 2014 // 37 Comments

Here’s Ariana Grande performing at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show because what’s sexier than watching a singing 12-year-old in linger- *waits to get tackled by Photo Boy, realizes he’s on vacation, shrugs* – a singing 12-year-old in linger- *gets shot in the knee by Chris Hansen*

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