It’s been a while since we’ve posted about how ridiculous LeAnn Rimes‘ life is, so here’s a story about her buying Twitter-bots to follow her because it’s not like she can perform anymore and gain new fans. Radar Online reports:
Not only has LeAnn acquired more than 100,000 new followers in the last month, but it appears most of her numbers were gained all within a one or two day span!
In screen grabs obtained by Radar, LeAnn had 456,600 followers on April 17 and as of Tuesday, May 14 she registers at 561,793.
A website specializing in social media statistics and metrics, Socialbakers, charts celebrities and it’s clear in the graph below that LeAnn’s twitter followers spiked dramatically between May 2 and May 3.
As much as I hate to bring this person up as an example, Farrah Abraham has 200,000 more Twitter followers than LeAnn which I genuinely believe she earned without buying bots because I understand the Internet and its porn nougat center. And all Farrah had to do was have hardcore anal sex in a professional adult film. Not that I’m suggesting LeAnn Rimes do the same, but it would let her hang her head high at the country club the next time she’s bragging about having more Twitter followers than Brandi Glanville. Then again, it would probably immediately devolve into scat porn and somehow I’d end up seeing a clip, so ignore every single word I just said here. Pay no attention to that man making dick jokes behind the curtain!
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- James Franco shit on one of his movies again, except not literally and/or at MOMA this time. [Lainey Gossip]
- Zoe Saldana is naked, stupid. [Dlisted]
- Unofficial Chive meet-ups that in no way lead to unplanned pregnancies. [theCHIVE]
- Vin Diesel single-handedly made Facebook what it is today. [tooFab]
- Remember when Gerard Butler was a vampire in Dracula 2000? AHAHAHA [BuzzFeed]
- Jessica Stam in lingerie, anyone? [Popoholic]
- The Howe Twins are the new Shannon twins and wow, now that I type that do I realize how sad that is for them. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Mature artiste Miley Cyrus pantsed herself for Twitter. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- GOOP suffers, you guys. She suffers so much. [Amy Grindhouse]
- So, Kristen Stewart‘s mom’s neighbor is Team Jacob? SCANDALOUS! [FilmDrunk]
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Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ve failed in my effort to eliminate the random boobs from this thing with the above pic, but I felt you should know that Aubrey O’Day is still alive, and just barely covering her rent generator again. We’ve also got the return of Kris Humphries‘ second most awful ex, Elsa Pataky, who, despite whatever the fuck is happening in this pic, will always be the better Hemsworth in-law, and finally, it’s time for one of those Anna Faris is a time-traveling vampire pics.
Ditto for James Spader, you guys aren’t fooling anyone,
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Like any great illusionist, Beyonce is a master of misdirection. Remember when she secretly incanted Illuminati spells instead of singing the national anthem at our Secret Muslim Dear Leader’s second inauguration? Well, now she’s pretending her doctors have ordered her to cancel shows, which she knows will jumpstart the pregnancy rumors, but I’m calling it now this is all just an elaborate ruse for some type of heist. People reports:
In an email to The Associated Press, the singer’s publicist says Beyoncé has been advised by her doctors to rest. She was scheduled to perform at the Sportpaleis in Antwerp. The show will be rescheduled and tickets can be used at that show.
Antwerp, huh? Keep that in mind the next time you guys are all like, “Holy shit, look, her baby bump just fold in half!” because ALAKAZAM *Diamond Bank disappears* WHO RUN THE WORLD?!!
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Here’s Emma Watson arriving in France this morning where I’m either seeing right through the fabric of her dress or it’s a powerful wizard that makes me see phantom nips. I tried to ask Angelina Jolie what’s happening, but all she did was cry and use Asian children for tissues. It was crazy racist.
“Dear God, it’s me, Farrah. Can butts have babies?”
I was really trying to avoid this story because it was clearly nothing more than Farrah Abraham trying to cram more press into her ass like the glass dildo in her pornographic movie that was not a leaked sex tape, so to bring everyone up to speed, over the weekend, Vivid’s marketing partner TMZ had photos of Farrah shopping for a home pregnancy test because even though he came in her ass and on her face, she was afraid James Deen knocked her up because she’s not on any birth control. A fact that he was completely not aware of and is now pissed as shit at Vivid for potentially lying to him and Farrah who we’ve already seen will have a baby just to get on TV. Via Celebuzz:
“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about,” Deen told Celebuzz. “When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.
“This is a type of publicity I do not agree with and I do not want to participate in. Joking or lying or using pregnancy to get attention and media is not cool. It involves three people’s lives including the potential unborn child. It is not a subject to just throw around.”
However, I am more concerned about the fact that Vivid told me she was on birth control. Had I known she was not taking preventive measures I would have never accepted the scene.”
Turns out James Deen had purposefully stipulated that Farrah be on birth control because unlike her he’s not a soulless, idiot shitbag who’ll bring a child into the world for a quick buck: More »