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Katy Perry Made A Song About Beating T. Swift At Basketball Or Something

Katy Perry is clearly dissing Taylor Swift because she’s from California and the Warriors are in the playoffs and Taylor Swift is from a couple hundred miles from Cleveland so it’s OBVIOUS that somebody’s about to get stabbed.” -Idiots who read into Katy Perry lyrics More »


Things Are Getting Worse… Chris Cornell Died

Reports say it looks like Cornell offed himself in a hotel bathroom after playing a show in Detroit. Can’t deny that’s a pretty rock n’ roll way to go out. Truly sad, he was one of the best. More »


Go Home, Jennifer Lawrence! You’re Drunk!

There’s “white-girl wasted”… Then there’s “J-Law-in-Austria-on-a-stripper-pole wasted”. More »


Scott Disick Has Hit Rock-Hard Bottom

Scott’s sex addiction is so out of control, that if you’re a 19-year-old model named Ella, Bella, or… anything that ends in -lla, he’s going to crush you up and snort you with his peehole. More »


Kendall Jenner Pretending to Fall Off A Bike

Tack on “rides a bike like a newborn deer” to Kendall’s long list of talents and skills… More »


Classy Move: Playmate Accused of Body-Shaming Old Woman

Someone will never be able to look at their grandma again after former Playmate of The Year Dani Mathers posted an incognito photo of  an old, naked lady on Snapchat. A grim reminder that hot people are meanies. More »


Justin Bieber Managed To Piss Off India – Surprised?

45,000 people showed up to a Bieber show in Mumbai and all they got was a dude in gym shorts pronouncing everything wrong. More »


Prediction: North West Will Punch A Paparazzi Guy in 2019

Normal 3-year olds: “I have a dinosaur on my shirt, RAWRR!”

North West: “If you spill apple juice on this Givenchy top – I will F**KING END YOU!” More »


Something About Rosie O’Donnell’s Sex Life EWWW!

It’s ok if you want to throw up. I did… More »


Russian Singer Hanna Ivanova at The Beach, Halsey Dressed As A Sexy Bellhop, And Link-Beef

Halsey’s music is like skid row Katy Perry (which is kinda cool) and she’s into taping her boobs down with hockey tape so she’s got a bright future in showbiz. Also Kate Middleton saw a bigass cake, Scott Disick is drowning in ass, and Ja Rule’s ass is getting served… ass.More »


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