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“Dear God, it’s me, Farrah. Can butts have babies?”

I was really trying to avoid this story because it was clearly nothing more than Farrah Abraham trying to cram more press into her ass like the glass dildo in her pornographic movie that was not a leaked sex tape, so to bring everyone up to speed, over the weekend, Vivid’s marketing partner TMZ had photos of Farrah shopping for a home pregnancy test because even though he came in her ass and on her face, she was afraid James Deen knocked her up because she’s not on any birth control. A fact that he was completely not aware of and is now pissed as shit at Vivid for potentially lying to him and Farrah who we’ve already seen will have a baby just to get on TV. Via Celebuzz:

“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about,” Deen told Celebuzz. “When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.
“This is a type of publicity I do not agree with and I do not want to participate in. Joking or lying or using pregnancy to get attention and media is not cool. It involves three people’s lives including the potential unborn child. It is not a subject to just throw around.”
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However, I am more concerned about the fact that Vivid told me she was on birth control. Had I known she was not taking preventive measures I would have never accepted the scene.”

Turns out James Deen had purposefully stipulated that Farrah be on birth control because unlike her he’s not a soulless, idiot shitbag who’ll bring a child into the world for a quick buck: More »

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