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Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
"Y'all wanna watch us do it Jon Gosselin-syle?" When we last left Mama June -- you know what? This shit's fucked up by itself. I'm not dredging that all up again. Roll the TMZ quote: Mama June may have bugs in her feet, but she's still sexy enough to pull a $1 million … More »

A Child Has Shed Its Hayden Panettiere Cocoon

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
Fun Fact: This pic is from August. Four months ago August. She's dead. She died. In defiance of the laws of physics, Hayden Panettiere gave birth to a baby girl, Kaya Evdokia, last Tuesday, according to PEOPLE, who spoke very little about Hayden's current state because housewives don't want to read … More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
- Brad Pitt's hit by the Sony email leaks now. [Lainey Gossip] - Tori Spelling is a goddamn crazy person. In case that wasn't clear. [Fishwrapper] - George Clooney doesn't take bad reviews well. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - Remember when … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.32

By: The Superficial / December 13, 2014
Welcome to another sporadic installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our (bi/tri/BBW-)weekly roundup of all the horrible shit you people say in the comments. You'll notice there's a few comments from last week's post, so just to jog your memory Shia LaBeouf tried to say he was raped … More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.12.14

By: Photo Boy / December 12, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed which is kind of like a schadenfreude greatest hits today with repeat favorites like Russell Brand talking to his dick, Hot Donna's ass in yoga pants, and Madonna's gross, partially naked old lady parts. Think of clicking through this gallery like being at your … More »

Judd Apatow: ‘Sony Email Leaks Are Same As Jennifer Lawrence Nude Photos’

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
"Say something stupid for me, Judd. Say something stupid real good." Eventually some Hollywood asshole was going to put his/her foot in her mouth and compare the Sony email leaks with The Fappening because we're dealing with a subset of people who aren't accustomed to not having their asses kissed or … More »

Here’s Kim Kardashian’s Naked Butt Painted By A Man’s Penis

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
Kim Kardashian's naked butt on the cover of Paper Magazine will forever be an iconic image of our generation (and the harbinger of its destruction), so why wouldn't it be immortalized in art? Which brings us to Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen who painted Kim's now infamous cover using … More »

So Remember When Ariana Grande’s Rep Denied She’s Carried Like A Baby?

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
A story broke out this week that one of Ariana Grande's numerous diva demands is to be carried like a baby whenever her feet get too tired. Her rep denied the story and called it "fake" except Jezebel found a photo of Ariana Grande literally being carried … More »

Scott Stapp Threatened To Assassinate Obama

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
Scott Stapp believes terrorists are hiding around every corner and taking prayer out of public schools has ruined America, so it's already been established he's crazy. All the evidence is there. And now comes words that he'd taken his batshit to the next logical step: Wanting to shoot things. Namely … More »

Good Morning, Nina Agdal, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
- Welcome to the happiest fucking day in Jennifer Aniston's life. [Lainey Gossip] - Rumer Willis and Hilaria Baldwin apparently hang out. [Fishwrapper] - Lea Michele's eyebrows will destroy us all. [Dlisted] - Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE] - No shameless PR … More »

And Now The Time We All Saw Ben Affleck’s Dick

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Because the Internet is a strange and powerful tool that ebbs and flows as it pleases, naked GIFs of Ben Affleck's naked penis in Gone Girl are now available for people to click and go, "Hey, that's Batman's dick." Although, I almost positive Jon Hamm was his cock-double because … More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.11.14

By: Photo Boy / December 11, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed which is extremely light and almost entirely women except for Spike Lee and Jeremy Piven, who only appears collaterally thanks to Kate Beckinsale's ass. And she's not even fully turned around, giving only a partial reveal of said ass, but a full reveal of … More »

Beverly Johnson: ‘Bill Cosby Drugged Me’

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Model/actress Beverly Johnson is the latest Bill Cosby accuser to come forward in a new essay in Vanity Fair today that accuses Cosby of drugging her in the mid-80s while she was auditioning for a role on The Cosby Show. The actor had lowered her defenses by first inviting … More »

Hailey Baldwin Made A Lingerie Video, Too

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Earlier in the week, we saw Kendall Jenner being spanked by Santa Claus for Love Magazine, and now to a somehow creepier extent, here's her best friend Hailey Baldwin dancing in lingerie. So just assume she's also managed by Kris Jenner, and Stephen … More »

Bill Cosby Accuser Sues Him For Defamation

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
"Haha! People like me more than you now. Kinda." As the media's fickle attention turns to quick and easy thrills like the leaked Sony emails, who Robert Pattinson is fucking, and Ariana Grande being carried around like a baby (Wait. Those are links to my site. Goddammit.), reports on … More »

Kate Upton Is Topless

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Here's Kate Upton posing topless for the "Kate Upton Gets Intimate" behind-the-scenes video for Sports Illustrated because I'm guessing God needed a way to apologize for letting a child molester win the lottery, and this will work. This'll do the trick. Accidents happen. THE SUPERFICIAL | … More »

Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Ariana Grande's reputation for being a tiny Mariah Carey is no secret except now's the part where the rumors of her demands have reached almost Tracy Jordan-like levels. And I believe every single one of them. Life & Style reports: “Her new rule is that she has to be carried — … More »

‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Has An Honest Trailer

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
For those of you who don't remember, I got crazy sick when I went to see Guardians of The Galaxy in the theater and promised to see it again to write a review. Except I never got around to watching it until it hit Blu-Ray two days ago because my ways … More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
- George Clooney predicted the Sony email leaks. [Lainey Gossip] - The Duggars are actually effecting legislation. This is why there's 100 of them. [Fishwrapper] - Benedict Cumberbatch sucking face with Reese Witherspoon, anyone? [Dlisted] - Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE] - … More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.10.14

By: Photo Boy / December 10, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed, our daily repository for all the things we won't write a whole post about like Evangeline Lilly's double armpit vaginas, Tim Tebow as a Jedi, and Angelina Jolie's true lizard form about to breach her human skin veneer, which upon review actually makes me … More »

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