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The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.20.15

Photo Boy / July 20, 2015

The return of Katy Perry’s breasts and Samuel L. Jackson tired of his motherfuckin’ ice cream dripping on his motherfuckin’ hand. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Here’s Jax From ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Allegedly Stealing Sunglasses

The Superficial / July 20, 2015

Jax from Vanderpump Rules’ future isn’t so bright anymore. Kill me. Please, kill me. More »


Lindsey Vonn Really Wants You To Look At Her Butt

The Superficial / July 20, 2015

Lindsey Vonn’s butt at a kids’ award show, anyone? Also, what’s it like having a soul? More »


Bill Cosby Joked Through Rape Deposition, Bragged About Banging Models

The Superficial / July 20, 2015

There’s more unsealed Bill Cosby testimony and holy shit. More »


Bella Thorne & Her Sister In Bikinis

The Superficial / July 20, 2015

Bella Thorne in a bikini isn’t horribly depressing news. More »


Donald Trump On John McCain: ‘I Like People Who Weren’t Captured’

The Superficial / July 20, 2015

Donald Trump doesn’t like John McCain because he got captured in Vietnam and actually voiced that opinion out loud because Donald Trump. More »


Josh Duggar’s Wife Had A Baby Girl, Fantastic

The Superficial / July 20, 2015

Josh Duggar has another daughter. Oh, good. More »


Good Morning, LeAnn Rimes Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial / July 20, 2015

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got Skarsgard. [Lainey Gossip]

Rihanna just walks around in pajamas now. [Dlisted]

Costco will no longer sell Satanic dinosaur cakes. [The Frisky]

Adam Sandler says Ridiculous Six is “pro-Indian.” [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links. More »


Holy Shit, It Worked: A Review of ‘Ant-Man’

The Superficial / July 17, 2015

I went and saw Ant-Man. Here are way too many words about it. More »


The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 5.15

The Superficial / July 17, 2015

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our best-of compilation of all the horrible shit you people say in the comments. More »


Bertney Meets The Man-Lady

The Superficial / July 17, 2015

When Jayden tells Bertney all about a man that changes into woman, Bertney sets out on a grand adventure to see this strange creature for herself. More »


Good Morning, Giant Pregnant Boobs, And Other News

The Superficial / July 17, 2015

Olivia Munn went full spandex Psylocke. [Lainey Gossip]

Anthony Bourdain wonders when Guy Fieri will de-douche. [Dlisted]

Amy Schumer saved Katie Couric’s marriage. [The Frisky]

Pete Berg is a dick? Who knew? [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links. More »


Michael Douglas: ‘I Have A Big Dick’

The Superficial / July 16, 2015

Michael Douglas has a big dick, according to Michael Douglas. More »


Minka Kelly Denies Dating Sean Penn

The Superficial / July 16, 2015

Minka Kelly denies dating Sean Penn now. Three weeks later. More »


’19 Kids And Counting’ Is Cancelled

The Superficial / July 16, 2015

The clown car vagina circus is officially off the air which is almost as good as sterilizing the whole family. I guess. More »


A Brief Word On Caitlyn Jenner

The Superficial / July 16, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner gave a powerful speech at the ESPYs, and now the Internet will prove how brave it was by frothing at the mouth that it wasn’t and TROOPS SPITTLE FLATTLE! More »


Good Morning, Marissa Everhart Bikini Photos, And Other News

Photo Boy / July 16, 2015

Tom Cruise will die on a movie set soon. [Lainey Gossip]

Salma Hayek’s husband wants her breasts on the big screen. [Dlisted]

How Not To Campaign Against Drunk Driving [The Frisky]

Ronda Rousey wants to beat Floyd Mayweather’s ass. [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links. More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.15.15

Photo Boy / July 15, 2015

Jenna Jenovich’s giant cleavage, and the butts of Instagram, starring Anastasia Ashley and Lindsay Hancock. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Ben Affleck Got A Muscle Car

The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Ben Affleck is a sad, middle-aged dude. Just like you! More »


Obama Just Called Bill Cosby A Rapist

The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Barack Obama called Bill Cosby a rapist. EVERYBODY OUT OF THE INTERNET! GO GO GO! More »


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