The Bill Cosby Meme Generator Went Well

November 11th, 2014 // 37 Comments

Yesterday, the absolutely have to be fired by now people in charge of Bill Cosby’s Twitter account thought it’d be a fantastic idea to ask Twitter to “meme him” not even three weeks after Hannibal Buress turned “Bill Cosby rape into a trending topic, so it doesn’t take a genius to figure out how all of that went. By the end of last night, the meme generator was completely pulled down even after a creative attempt to automatically clear any text fields that used the word “rape” (yup) because by that point the damage was already done. So here are our contributions that Photo Boy and I spent all morning making even though we could’ve called it a day after the Jennifer Lawrence nipple slip post. We could literally be taking naps right now. You have no idea.

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipples Tried To Seduce Lorde

November 11th, 2014 // 43 Comments

The last time we saw new pics of Jennifer Lawrence, she was not spread eagle on a couch in a series of nude leaked photos. You imagined that. But what you aren’t imagining is her breasts popping out of her dress while she’s in the back seat of a car with Lorde. Her weird, oddly small breasts which I could’ve sworn were much, much bigger. Did Gwyneth Paltrow do this? Did she do this with her free-range witchcraft? Because I fucking told everybody, but “Nooo, we can’t stab her in the heart with a can of cheese.” God, I hate you so much.

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Abigail Ratchford Bikini Photos And Other News

November 11th, 2014 // 6 Comments

- Superman‘s looking tight I mean Amy Adams in that pants suit. [Lainey Gossip]

- Britney Spears‘ dad handpicked her new boyfriend because my Bertney Stories are 100% accurate. [Dlisted]

- Kendra Wilkinson is DTF? I think that’s what she’s saying? [Fishwrapper]

- Girls Night Out [theCHIVE]

- Taylor Swift‘s “1989″ is the first million-selling album of 2014. It’s November. [The Frisky]

- Kate Hudson‘s breasts are charitable. [WWTDD]

- Rick Perry got trolled with butt sex questions. You read those words. [Death and Taxes]

- Jesus Christ, Alessandra Ambrosio posing for her new swimwear line. [Popoholic]

- Barbara Palvin is naked. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Alyssa Milano wants you to watch her breastfeed some more. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Bertney’s Special New Berfend

November 10th, 2014 // 17 Comments

Bertney’s Special New Berfend
A Learning About Genders Reader

Bertney loved having a boyfriend, and Papa always found the nicest ones to take Bertney to all of her favorite places to eat: The Cheesecake Factory, McDonald’s, Johnny Rockets, McDonald’s again, Red Robin, Taco Bell, and if she was really good, Chuck E. Cheese. It was always very fun, and Bertney could never wait to find out who was driving her next. Even if it meant taking a bath.
Bertney didn’t like baths, but she always tried her bravest for Papa even when Mrs. Esperanza didn’t use the soft warshing stick. Getting a bath was part of being a grow’d up, and Bertney really wanted to be a grow’d up.
“Grow’d ups get to have babies and a big fancy wedding,” Bertney told Jayden that morning. “I never had any of them things a’fore, but I bet they’re all kinds of fun!” More »

Those Are Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples

November 10th, 2014 // 24 Comments

I used up all my word juice on the Bertney post, so for these pics of Khloe Kardashian‘s nipples at French Montana‘s birthday party all you get is me saying, I thought Sasquatches birthed litters. Why aren’t there six of them? Now enjoy these spilling into the pics of her insane buttpud because I love/hate you. (Whichever applies.)

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Nick Jonas Having Sex Broke The Internet

November 10th, 2014 // 9 Comments
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The Jonas Brothers used to be a squeaky clean pop band who wore purity rings and were terrified of girls. Now they’re grabbing their dicks, doing whatever the hell it is Joe Jonas does with his time, and fucking on camera for TV shows. Which brings us to Nick Jonas‘ sex scene for Kingdom where he – *snorts* – I’m sorry, he – *pbbfttt* – plays an MMA fighter – BAHAHAHAA! – who’s addicted to sex. And might be gay!

When a fan asked Jonas if he would ever consider doing a nude scene for a project, the performer revealed, “Oh, I just did a lot of nudity.” He added, “Yeah, there was like three or four sex scenes [in 'Kingdom'].” Jonas also hinted that his character may be questioning his sexual orientation in future episodes. He explained, “Another little thing is my character has a big storyline‚Ķ revolving around his sexuality.”

So there you have it. The Jonas Brothers are filming sex scenes and basically coming out of the closet which means a dragon with the head of a goat should bathe this world in fire any minute now. Or is there still a seal left to break? Because I’m pretty sure this covers it. – *flips through Revelation* – Yup, right here. Jonas Brothers fucking. – *snaps Bible shut* – What? Why do you need to see it? You don’t trust me?

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